A wizard has turned your party into adorable little bunnies, with miniature outfits and equipment. What do you do?
>>47990657
Kill the wizard.
>>47990697
The wizard chuckles at your little thrusts and swings, and gives you a carrot.
>>47990775
Go on a size-appropriate quest. Possibly for the mayor of Rabbiton, or perhaps Lord Guinea of the Piggleshires.
Defeat the ever growing menace of the tomato garden.
>>47990657
Get an erection
>>47990657
Wait till he falls asleep and cut/gnaw his throat.
Present my hind quarters to >>47990846
>>47990775
Clearly you have never fought a bunny.
Death by a thousand cuts.
>>47990818
Mayor Bunford of Rabbiton is very glad to have your services available, and requests that you travel through the forest to deliver a treaty of friendship to the hares who dwell in the meadow on the opposite side. He offers you a fee of twelve carrots, with six paid now and the remainder when you return with the signed treaty.
take photos and make memes for money
BTW what if my character was riding a giant bunny on the first place?
>>47990939
A little bunny riding atop a big bunny.
Charm him with adorability.
Then shapeshift into a horrific bunny-wolf thing and eat his face off when he least expects it.
This is what happens when you dick with an entire pack of werewolves.
Become the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
Watership down, but this time we have swords
>>47990939
your mount becomes a giant naked humanfemale.
>>47990775
Shit in his water supply
>>47991111
quads of horrorstil lhave nightmares about that """""""rabbit movie for kids""""""""
>>47991199
You have a near irresistible urge to eat your own poop. Roll 1d20 will save.
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>47991280
Shit, being a bunny sucks.
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>47991280
>>47990657
Well, my being a wizard and all, I had a contingency spell prepared for this, countering his polymorph spell. I t hen cast an enlarged maximized fireball.
>>47991304
>Shit
indeed
>>47991304
>>47991308
I'm sorry, the first roll stands, and a 3 is nowhere near good enough to resist.
After shitting in the water, you lean over, dart for your own feces, and snap them up. It's not that bad, actually, and you can feel yourself starting to ruminate through the waste. Second time through, you should have some pellets that you can safely drop.
>>47990882
I meant me as a player. Character would go and do bunny things.
BunnyQuest when?
I hand the DM this rulebook and tell him it should help.
>>47991646
Nice
>>47991209
There was nothing kid friendly about that. I was told by the dad the book was "about bunnies" in third grade. It's not just a book about bunnies
>>47990657
>playing a dex based character
>mechanically in PF he has only made me stronger
I go and protect the cave entrance to the holy grail from some silly knights.
Chew all of his books, scrolls and cables and then sit around looking innocent.
>>47990657
As the cleric, I cast Remove Curse.
>>47992413
You fail to provide the necessary somatic components.
You wiggle your nose adorably.
>>47992412
GOD DAMN YOU, MR. BUN-BUN
>>47990904
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>47992413
You were so adorable that the wizard has adopted you as a pet.
>>47991547
Implying that >>47990882 didn't mean you both as players. While your characters do rabbit things. Which is probably similar knowing rabbits.
>>47990657
Do I have a little hat? Bitches love bunnies with little hats. Awww, I have a little shield too! I'm adorable!
>>47992352
You. I like you.
>>47990657
I pull out my miniature bag of holding and my miniature portable hole.
Or we turn switch mechanics and become Mouseguard: Redwall edition.
