-2 Dex

>>47978827

Jesus. Who knew Bowser could dance?

He's kept THAT quiet all these years.

>>47979979

Why do you think he kidnaps Peach all the time? He's always working on his samba routine and the other koopas just can't keep up with him.

>>47979979
>>47980018
Deepest lore

>>47980018
It's a great way to stay in shape.

>>47978827
I fail to see how that is an example of negative dexterity.

>>47980069
Could be demonstrating that past a certain skill level, -2 means jack shit.

>>47978827
That dancing is familiar but I can't quite place it. What is he doing?

>>47980370

Rhythmic gymnastics

>>47980987
Just that huh? Can't say I've ever watched it to know the difference, I thought it might be an islander thing. Ah well.

>>47981224
This is from the "Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games" series, specifically the Rio 2016 Games.

>>47980053
Then why is he still so fucking fat?

>>47978827
The fucking Wario one is the best, post that one.

>>47982903
That's like thinking Godzilla is fat. Do you see any jiggle when Bowser's doing his routine?

That's all muscle.

>>47982965
That's shell, driven by muscle. He can't really get fat, it'd clog his heart and kill him first.