Oy ya gits, da boss wants to know if we'z going to be brutally cunnin' or cunningly brutal for da next Waaagh!
So 'oo will it be?
Gork or Mork?
>>47956560
Oim votin' for cunnin'ly brutal, me.
>>47956623
Brutal kunnin' is betta ya git!
I fink we best be brutally cunnin', cap'n
Quit muckin' about you'z lot.
We'z gunna be more brutal AND more cunnin'!
Oi fink we does bowf, dat way we gots Gork AN Mork behind us
An' where'z Bork?
>>47957064
Bork iz da sneekiest. 'e so sneekiy da even Ork forget 'im.
Bork iz da God o' de Kommandos.
>>47957051
Oooh, datz good.
Warhammer orcs are even more retarded than LOTR orcs
>>47957148
that'sthejoke.jpg
Brutal iz betta den cunnin ya grot.
>>47957081
Bork da god o' sneaky brutality and sneaky cunning.
>>47956560
Which ones brutally cunning and which is cunningly brutal?
>>47957283
Morkz cunningly brutal
Gorkz brutally cunnin'
itz very simple you grot
>>47957317
It'z da other way 'round, snotling poop
Every time I see people put so much effort into talking like Orkz just to cirlcejerk like this I cringe
>>47956560
Oi, why not both ya git face git?
>>47957422
>so much effort
Talking like retarded footy hooligans is the opposite of effort you mong. They talk like that because it's easier than proper English.
As long as we get to bash sum headz in!
>>47957148
they are the polar opposite of Tolkien Orcs
>Slaves to a Dark Lord, little free will
vs
>No organized leadership, every individual is a stupid upstart trying to get in charge
>weakish small runts afraid of the sun
vs
>large brutes who don't care about the weather at all
>highly effective industrializers
vs
>primitive savages
the only thing they have is common is that they probably stink
>>47956560
>cunningly brutal
Cunningly brutal iz a meme, ya frogboy.
>>47958224
>WAAAAAAAGH!
>>47957570
Orks actually don't have any scent at all. All rotting organic matter is quickly and cleanly processed by their fungi. There is no space for bacteria to work in.
>>47958666
Well I trust you Satan.
>>47958666
That's demonstrably not canon.
>Orks. Thought I smelled something.
>>47958666
at least FB Orcs smell horrible, of clothes and armor crusted with old sweat blood and fecal matter
they also have never wash themself intentionally.
