Stat me /tg/

Bread/10

>>47934966
b8/10, will attract many birds

>>47934966

BREAD-HEAD

VERILY, HIS HEAD WAS A BREAD

BOUND IN THE FINEST CORD

CRUMBS UPON HIS JACKET ADORNED

HE SAT BENEATH THE OVERPASS

THE BIRDS TOOK HIS BREAD AND PECKED HIS ASS

(refrain)

>>47934966
Xanthous King Jeremiah?

>>47934966
owlbear_statblock.txt

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>>47934966
What makes a man cover his head with bread?

>>47935770
What makes a man NOT cover his head with bread?

Strength: 19/10
Power: 15/10
Muscle: 10/1
Speed: 0.75% of 80 miles per hour at top speeds
Inebriation limit: 25 pints and a box of wine
Fedora Count: 7/10
Times had sex with own mother: 0
Inventory: 6 bugs crawling inside pocket, a pop can tab, and a missing tooth from another person
Fear of diamonds: y/y
Feat tree limitations: 15

>>47935856
...what?

>>47935770
Sexy bird-women

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>>47935711
You, I like you

>>47934966
At will: charm pigeons (no save).

>>47934966
Bread head thread!

>>47934966
+1 Intimitate (Breadful)

>>47934966
Medium-Size Construct
Hit Dice: 6d10 (33 hp)
Initiative: –1 (Dex)
Speed: 30 ft. (can’t run)
AC: 13 (–1 Dex, +4 natural)
Attacks: 2 slams +5 melee
Damage: Slam 1d8+1 and 1d4 fire
Face/Reach: 5 ft. by 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Breath weapon, heat
Special Qualities: Berserk, construct, magic immunity,
spurt
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +1, Will +2
Abilities: Str 17, Dex 9, Con —, Int —, Wis 11, Cha 1
Climate/Terrain: Any land and underground
Organization: Solitary or gang (2–4)
Challenge Rating: 3
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 7–12 HD (Medium-size); 13–18 HD
(Large)