Pathfinder General /pfg/
Stop shitposting edition.
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Previous thread: >>47928211
Link to current Paizo General /pfg/ >>47930260
Okay, /pfg/, what is the dumbest character that you ever played that you had an absolute blast playing?
>>47933414
Swashbuckler//Phytokineticist//VoP Serpent-Fire Adept Monk
The character was retarded, the build was retarded, and he was bottom-tier in a game where the rest of the part was min-maxing.
But goddamn if Lord Fisto wasn't fun as fuck to play and shockingly useful and resilient.
>>47933414
Kitsune enchantment sorcerer with no sense of right and wrong that I played in a oneshot. I used feeblemind on at least three bosses, one of which was a demon that immediately went on a braindead animalistic frenzy.I haven't gotten to play many characters, unfortunately.
Does anybody know if Reloading Hands can be applied to Siege Weapons?
Path of the Hellknight leak when?
>mfw last thread
>mfw this thread
>mfw past few threads
Well, I'm suffering writer's block anyway, guess I might as well just go to bed and see if the threads are any better tomorrow.
Also, SPYMASTER'S HANDBOOK WHEN?
Question /pfg: What is your favourite outfit for a character that you've been able to realize in game?
[Spoiler]Pics if you have them?[/spoiler]
So.
An open question.
What would your IDEAL class be? Feel, mechanics, anything like that. What would be your 'perfect'?
>>47933866
Next week, anon.
What.
In the description for Griffon Mane it says it costs 10% less for a magical flying ability, but I can't find a magic flying ability you can make.Can someone link me?
>>47933893
A Rogue that had full BaB, minor magic stuff like the ninja does, and full SA progression. If it actually had some unique stuff that gave it utility, that'd be great.
>>47933856
I am looking forward for more info on all the ordersQANON our saviour answer our prayers
>>47933893
Fighter with some minor casting or gunslinger that does not suck ass
>>47934044
I want a Fighter with more feats.
>>47933893
A GOOD warlock that plays like the one from 5e. Having level-less spell slots gets me sexually aroused.
>>47934044
Would I be out if line to mention Spheres for the Fighter? You can feat into spheres fairly decently.
Is 185~ acceptable Nova damage for a level 6 character?
I can deliver it once per day as a pounce attack.
The bare minimum it would do would be 174.
The attack rolls are all quite high, ranging from +18 to +23, so all attacks should land unless catastrophic dice-related failure occurs.
>>47934136
No, that's pretty unacceptable.
>>47934075
D8 hit dice instead of D6s is also pretty erotic.
>>47934119
I don't know what spheres are tbqhwu famalamslamjamma
>>47934151
Probably referring to the "spheres of magic" content that overhauls the entire Pathfinder magic system into something considerably less convoluted than it's current implementation.
Unfortunately it doesn't really do much to keep magic from completely trivializing non-magic characters. In some cases it actually makes it easier to achieve god-tier status.
>>47934142
How high should I be aiming at this level?
Keep in mind that's 5 attacks being done by a falchion that crits on 14-20 and has a crit modifier of x3. A crit would deal 94 damage minimum.
There's also a 1d3 Bite at the end.
In the unlikely event that all of 'em crit the minimum damage would be something akin to 470.
>>47933947
mechanically you could make it one of these things
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/r-z/wings-of-flying
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/c-d/cloak-of-the-bat
>>47934151
Spheres of Power is an alternate, spell point based casting system. And you can feat into it with a moderate degree of capability.
>>47933893
Tools that allow the emulation of noted MOBA champs, because those characters tend to have interesting tools for tactical combat.
>>47934184
In the 60s range should be more acceptable.
>>47934191
Probably a flying carpet, too, although you'd need one of the bigger ones before you're getting more than a real benefit.
>>47934198
Does Spheres play nice alongside normal casters in a game? I really like the concept, I just don't want to throw out the baby with the bathwater.
>>47934183
Yyyyes it does?
Okay, I had to miss last thread and most of BJ's visit, but, real talk time.
I've been inviting other devs here for two reasons. One is that /pfg/ has previously expressed a desire to see more developers drop by. N. Jolly and BJ are not the first I've invited; they /are/ the first two to accept. As a general rule, I invite someone when I've seen a positive or semi-positive reception to their work; mainly, this is because "Hey, this corner of the internet thinks your work is shit and that you're shit for writing it," is a really hard pitch to write.
The other reason is also simple: 3pp has to stick together. Our margins are so tight. We face difficulties in doing the thing we love doing, and the only folks that really understand are, well, other 3pp devs. So we help each other out. We show respect. We try not to step on each other's toes. We don't shit-talk each other's work. The folks I brought here, I brought here because I felt they - as DSP has - could benefit from your honesty, expertise, and sickeningly swift return time on providing data. I wanted to help.
I know that me and my team are guests here. We are, by our nature, apart. Despite the latest spats and difficulties, it seems like we're still welcome. If we're not - if you'd rather we go - we can go. This is your place, and I'd like to respect it. It'd be a shame to miss out on the data and the fun times, but that's not really my call to make.
You folks helped make one of my childhood dreams a reality. I don't think I ever get to stop owing you for that one. I don't express enough how much of a help you've been in our testing process, to say nothing of the folks we've been able to hire for their skills. I appreciate everything this community's done for us, for me. I know my team does too.
Thanks for your time.
>>47934184
>470 damage on all crits
Holy shit how bad could you be I was dealing 155 damageper on a non crit with a X5 crit modifier and crit on a 10-20 per attack with 12 attacks and a 1d12 unarmed strike at the end at level 4
>>47934242
>This is your place, and I'd like to respect it.
Kek no it isn't, 4chan is a public forum. Stay if you like, autists are gonna be autistic no matter what happens. Don't worry about it.
>>47934233
Yep. The base book aven has a theurge-type prestige class between vancian and spheres, if you were so inclined.
>>47934233
Right now we're testing it out with spheres replacing out and out arcane/divine spellcasting but alchemy still working as normal, and psychic magic.
The latter mostly because the Occultist is a favorite at my table and too difficult to convert to the spheres system right now. We ultimately decided it was actually kinda nice that Psychic Magic isn't just Arcane Magic in a different dress.
>>47934191
Is that it?I figured there was an enchantment that I could put on my swag ass cloak that was like half my level 1 budget.That's 90% of the reason I got it
>>47934217
Wait, 60 per hit or 60 total?
'cause 60 per hit is a lot of damage, and I have no idea where to get that much.
>>47934251
How did you manage that? I'd like to pick up a few things for my build from you.
I have half a mind to think you're not being serious, here, actually...
>>47934272
>>47934277
Nice, that's what I like to hear. Truthfully my favourite part about 3.5 was all the heterogeneous class mechanics and the variety you get out of it.
>>47934293
It's what came up in a google search for "flying wings", sorry. I lack the item knowledge.
>>47934298
Yeah I wasn't serious
>>47934298
60 total. Going so high you oneshot the 'tough' enemies just means enemies start getting fatter and harder to hit, which your party won't much like.
Daily reminder that QANON is secretly into the tentacles.
>>47934242
>This is your place, and I'd like to respect it.
That's like saying someone gets the rights to a google search. Anyone could come here, literally anyone, and they'd be within their right.
>>47934351
Well, I intend to keep that as a trump card, and only uncork it when we're in absolutely dire straits.
I'll probably wind up using it to pick up a rock or something, as that damage is the result of a +20 STR boost that lasts one round and decays in big chunks.
>>47933997
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/3rd-party-classes/ascension-games-llc/nightblade
This is kinda something like that.
>>47934242
<Insert angry shilling response>
Nah seriously dude. Y'all scratch our backs, we're glad to scratch yers in return.
>>47934242
>You folks helped make one of my childhood dreams a reality.
IT'S A CRITICAL HIT TO MY HEART!
I'm depressed and want to homebrew. I've decided to whore myself for what ever /pfg/ wants. Go on, what do you guys want? I'll see what I can do.
>>47934402
>+20 Str boost
>level 6
What?
>>47934242
Gareth, my nigga, don't assume shitposters = everybody. Its far more fun having you guys here than not. You're more than welcome here anytime. I mean, it IS a public forum and all. Hell, you've been here so long you're practically an institution. It would be weird without you.
>>47934497
We're all shitposters here, we just shitpost with multiple different opinions.Like incubi love
>>47934354
Synthesist Sylph confirmed for optimal waifu.
>>47934242
It's fine.
Shitposters and autists come and go, but a lot of /pfg/ believes in 3pp goodness.
And hey, we may be a faceless mass of idiots perpetually yelling at eachother, but at least you're in here with us, huh?
As a wise man once said, "The place may be a dump, but it's OUR dump!"You're still my favorite, G
>>47934332
I guess I'll get those wings, as the drawback of the bat cape isnt very good
>>47934477
A flying enchantment that my group will not immediately ban, but is worthwhile
>>47934495
Gestalt, my friend.
Gestalt.
>>47934354
wait, source?
>>47934477
Initiating beguiler archetype
>>47934242
>You folks helped make one of my childhood dreams a reality
I'm not a fan of DSP's stuff personally Gareth but I think you're a cool dude
Just remember that its very easy and consequence-free to shitpost and trolls get high on the (yous) they receive, that's just the way of life on an anonymous internet board
>>47934477
Initiating archetypes for Cavalier and Swashbuckler. That'd fill the gaps of martials that haven't had homebrew one's I've seen around.
>>47934242
Certain angry assholes aside, the discussion and feedback is an important part of design, and it's ... rather obvious to us when it stops being a part of it.
Additionally it makes the poorer ones of us who feel guilty about not being able to buy everything feel a little less bad about it, since we can tell ourselves "hey, at least I spent several hours going through this document with everything I had, maybe I helped a bit!"
>>47933893
An engineer/machinist/tinkerer class with a complex system for crafting all kinds of fantastic gadgetry that allows for a number of diverse but effective playstyles and builds. Also a construct companion.
>>47934575
>it's ... rather obvious to us when it stops being a part of it
>laughingOccultAdventuresDevs.jpg
>>47934551
Yeah, but how? Even then I'm struggling to figure out how you'd manage a +20 strength boost for only a single round.
>>47934242
I'm still not sure if I'm supposed to be sorry or proud of that abomination I made using the Autoloader.
okay but has anyone looked at >>47930260 recently?
>>47934570
>Cavalier
Just play a Hussar
>Swashbuckler
Just play an Einhander Sentinel Warder or Dex-based Warlord
>>47934645
The autoloader is your friend.
The crossbow is your friend.
Fuck those devs that say bow only.
>>47934651
FUCK OFF SHILL
>>47934651
Why would we? This one wasn't made by raging manchildren.
>>47934645
?
>>47934651
No fuck off if you want to talk about 1pp content then do so here you don't need a whole separate thread for that
>>47934673
Oh, I see, it's just being posted in my raging manchildren now.
>>47934611
+4 morale from Rage
+4 alchemical from Mutagen
+4 profane from Brutal Strikes (Brutal Slayer archetype for Stalker)
+8 inherent from Blood Reservoir of Physical Prowess
=+20
I said it decays in "big chunks," not that the whole thing only lasts one turn.
It drops to +12 next turn, then to +8 two turns after that, then eventually Rage runs out, leaving me at +4, and finally an hour later the Mutagen runs it's course and we're back to normal.
It seems like it all checks out, though I may have missed a clause of some sort somewhere. I'm no expert.
>>47934686
>>47934673
>>47934667
I think you guys might be amused by what those bird-brains are doing.
So, after the Unchained Rogue and Vigilante being surprisingly solid releases, does anyone think there's actually some hope that Spymaster's Handbook might be good?
>>47934660
>>47934686
>>47890853
This thing. It's a mix of 3pp and 3.5, granted, but goddamn.
>>47934716
Yeah, that seems legit.
>>47934658
Hussar's don't have orders. I guess I could find some minor class feature of the hussar and have it able to be swapped out for an order. And I guess swashbucklers are shit but the gap is slightly annoying me. So long as it could be ported to Legendary Games' swashbuckler rework it'd be good.
>>47934517
That's obviously a succubus (male)
Does anybody know the titles used by Chellish nobility and their respective ranks?
>>47934769
Variant multiclass (cavalier)?
>>47934896
They're pretty interchangeable
>>47934916
No, little cuck, incubi and succubi are two separately statted creatures.
>>47934916
Succubus and Incubus actually mean the exact opposite thing, so not really.
>>47934570
I'll give them a look.
>>47934561
I'll see what I can do.
>>47934897
http://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Chelish_noble_titles
>>47934942
Succubi can shapeshift. They're male if they're male.
I like druids
I don't like shapeshifting into animals as a concept
Will it fuck me hard if I just ignore it for the druid I'm making? Is there an archetype I should consider?
Also, what are you guys' favorite druid archetypes and why?
>working on fighter fix that doesn't involve initiating
>not sure if /pfg/ would care since not initiating
Just killed the first boss, got about 30K gp, I'm level 4 and want to boost my heavy crossbow because right now its not even masterwork.What do I get?
>>47935035
I'd listen, anon.
I'm bored and waiting for the rest of my group to log in for our game night.
>>47935004
Succubus means "to lie under" and incubus means "to lie upon". If they're topping they're an incubus, if they're bottoming they're a succubus, regardless of gender.
>>47935047
Sell heavy crossbow.
Buy a minotaur double crossbow enchanted with endless ammunition
>>47935005
Well, the Elemental Ally druid swaps out Wildshape and most of its animal-related stuff for an Earth, Water, Wind, and Fire Eidolon set...
>>47935067
That's in language. In Golarion, "succubi" and "incubi" are two different species of demons. iirc they BOTH shapeshift.
>>47935067
>original latin definitions mean anything.
>>47935072
This man speaks truth.
Minotaur-Double is the only good crossbow anyways.
>>47935072
Why?All I get for that is a -4 to hit and a slight boost to damage
>>47935072
>>47935098
>oh yeah, shops will totally have a weapon used exclusively by Minotaur in shops. Especially one that doesn't even have a listed price.
>>47935129
it's called minotaur hunting
>>47935099
>slight boost to damage
>4d8 19–20/x2
Its a double crossbow, anon. That 4d8 hits TWICE.
>>47935099
Slight?
SLIGHT?
Oh you poor naive fool.
You'd need Crossbow Mastery in either case. The minotaur-double (never the regular double, ever. but the minotaur... didn't I just explain this in IRC?... the minotaur allows proper reloading while they've nerfed the regular double specifically to fuck you over completely there) gets a majority of bonus damage to it. It doesn't double on crits, it doesn't double vital strike... But oh look, this +5 crossbow is adding 5 damage per bolt... And it's shocking so they're both shocking... deadly aim...
Now bolt-ace this shit up for dex to damage.
>>47935005
There's Nature Fang, which exchanges Wild Shape to become more like a Slayer/Rogue.
>>47935158
tl;dr?
>>47935158
... You do realize that no one should allow that thing right? It's a shitty unbalanced pos.
>>47935163
1d6 Sneak Attack isn't like a Rogue.
>>47935187
>you do realize that no one should allow wizards right? its a shitty unbalanced class.
>>47933893
A class that could switch off between either being a heavy armor defender or beatstick, with a holy or evil theme, both with some kind of power up or transformation alt-form like a Devil Trigger in DMC, with lots of tactical options to pick from turn by turn that let you do melee with a little bit of ranged and even unarmed or grappling, throwing, etc. mixed in, and the occasional flashy special attack.
.. so yeah sort of like PoW but also not PoW.
>>47935156
I think it's one attack that "hits twice." That's why when you crit you only 2d8 more damage.
>>47935205
>Guiz wizards exist so numbers don't matter.
>>47934119
>47934119
What are spheres anon-kun? I am super newfag.
>>47935174
It doubles MOST of your damage.
>>47935194
You're supposed to take crocodile domain and VMC rogue
You can actually get 13d6 sneak attack
>>47935072
>rolled a Stalker
>bought a Minotaur 2XBow
>used Solar Wind for endless ammo
>DM kills of my character
>rerolled as a soulknife/soulbolt
>used emulate ranged weapon as a soulbolt to launch minotaur double Xbow bolts.
>DM's face when
Now how should I fuck with him again when he kills off my soulbolt?
>>47935312
Roll a PsyArm and add Speed + Linked Striking to all your mindblades.
>>47935234
Spheres of Power is a 3pp alternate casting system that throws out Vancian casting for a set of "spheres," which basically act as schools of magic only instead of learning spells you acquire new powers within the school and fuel them with mana/"spell points." Instead of the evocation school, for example, you can learn the destruction sphere, which does 1d6 bludgeoning damage for every two caster levels within close range as a touch attack or ranged touch for free, but you can spend a spell point to make it do 1d6/CL instead, and learn talents that let you make it energy damage, or form it into a cone or a blast radius like fireball, and so on. Very "build your own spell" system.
Feats exist in it that let any class get limited access to some spheres. My personal favorite is that if you take Basic/Advanced Magical Training as a fighter in the Alteration sphere, where all the polymorph effects are, you can make a fighter who can morph various qualities like darvision and such onto himself a couple times a day, and then spend a talent to include Pounce in the qualities he can morph up.
>>47933365
Why does that exist?
>>47935312
Warsoul.
Discipline Weapon Shapes.
Swap something for E-Flux
Weapon Group Adaptation: Heavy
Elemental Focus: Fire
Your X-Laser now deals half damage to fire-immune things. Also it's a discipline weapon for Broken Blade so it gets +2 damage.
HAVE FUN.
>>47935368
A couple of guys got asshurt that people weren't talking about mediocre paizo content enough.
>>47935312
WarSoulBolt
do it faggot!
>>47935368
Summer makes people crazy.
>>47935312
Maybe you should play a different character instead of trying to cheese the fucking game.
>>47935304
How does that math work?
4th: Nature Fang - 1d6
6th: Crocodile Domain - 2d6
7th: VMC Rogue - 3d6
11th: Croc and VMC overlapping - 4d6
15th: VMC - 5d6
16th: Croc - 6d6
19th: VMC - 7d6
Even if you stagger your druid progression by 1 level to avoid the overlap, that's only 8d6, not 13.
>>47935373
Oh, alternatively Beam Cannons, who have semi-auto fire, which CAN combine with rapid shot, which is fine on a touch-AC weapon...
Force damage everywhere.
>>47935312
Simple. Roll aWizard
Then he can surrender in resignation and let you play with your double xbows
>>47935337
Oh neat, reminds me of Mage.
>>47935429
>Let me have this broken shit or else I'll play with an even bigger broken shit
You don't need a DM. You need a fucking babysitter.
>>47935470
I find it hard to believe that in "spot the exploit: the game" a sizable arrow is the most broken shit one can think of. Hell, there's a number of spells and items specifically designed to fuck over archery.
>>47935432
Kind of. The Spheres in SoP are way more specific than they are in Mage. It's something like 20 SoP Spheres compared to the 9 or 10 in Mage. It's built more to force casters to specialize in what types of magic they can do, as opposed to giving them access to every school from 1st level.
>>47935432
Spheres of Power is like some shitty Pathfinder fanfic version of Elements of Magic: Revised, which in turn was some fanfic d20 version of Ars Magica imo
>>47935489
Actually if big enough (like a ballista) you can bypass several things.
Unfortunately, by pure RAW, that Colossal IV REDWOOD TREE of an arrow fired out of your fucking bow is not a siege weapon.
What are some good class choices for natural attack builds?
I want to make a Skinwalker Crocodilio into something that tears through things with teeth of fury.
>>47935724
Daevics are the absolute best. Get like six-eight natural attacks, buff them all with force damage, and bullrush people for automatic pounce-on-bullrush.
It's a little much, actually. But there are lots of more restrained ways to use Akashic Magic for natural attack builds. These guys are the best for your natural bite attack, by the way.
Chimera Soul in the Lords of the Wild playtest is...okay. Most of its strikes and boosts are pretty lame actually but it has very good stances that do some really cool things. Unfortunately, the stance that is just "pick a bunch of natural attacks, you have them" is broken like the Daevic because it doesn't sanity-cap you. Should be like 3-4 attacks max with set damage.
I think the Fenrir-blooded Bloodragers from the same playtest work with native bite attacks. Just pretend it's crocodile-blooded and not werewolf-blooded.
Other stuff...alchemists and investigators using self-polymorph alchemy are kinda broken. Not brawlers, because fuck you if you like natural attacks...I dunno. Druids, maybe. Self-buff with bite stuff, can you do that out of wild shape?
>>47935980
>Daevic
>get cucked by immunity to force
>>47933712
Siege weapons are neither ranged weapons nor firearms, so no. Sorry.
>>47936001
>Siege weapons are neither ranged weapons
>this cuck thinks you bludgeon people to death with ballistae and catalpults
Need some questions answered/discussed;
1.) A Tower Shield made out of metal. Feasible? Or should I say no, as it'd be way too heavy to use?
2.) The Greenwood material. The wording on it is weird. "A dryad then speaks to and shapes the wood, coaxing the living green of the leaves into the grain of the wood itself. " Does this mean that only Dryads can shape the actual items out of the wood itself? Or they just create the material, and them it can be worked into items by non druids/dryads?
We're going to be in an Ustalav monster hunting campaign. Am I retarded if I play an Alchemist? It looks like Alchemist bombs will involve a lot of poison, fort saves and conditions that undead will be immune to.
>>47935724
Beastmorph Vivisectionist is a pretty solid natural attack route. Lose out on the cool shit you can do with bombs, but if you need to savage people's tender bits with natural weapons, it works.
>>47936046
3.5 definitely had metal tower shields, so find some exotic equipment lists and that should help your search.
>>47936144
Assuming we're not talking specifically metal designed to be light like mithral, I mean.
>>47936115
Or fire, or cold, or several other things that can exploit monster weaknesses. You should be fine.Hell, switch out for Grenadier archetype and remove your poison abilities entirely for more explosions.
>tfw a campaign fucking dies
>>47936161
Yeah I specifically recall it being steel, but in the case of a mithral-only item you could just apply the mithral stats in reverse to get a regular steel item.
Is it just me, or does it feel like there should've been only like... Five nations in Avistan?
>>47936285
It's just you, and that's mostly because you're too stupid to understand realistic geopolitics. Tiny shithole countries with nothing worth taking pop up in easily defensible locations all the time.
Can someone post sorcerer mutations from magic tactics toolbox pls
>>47935724
>>47936138
Skinwalker (Ragebred) Vivisectionistr Beastmorph with Feral Mutagen gets full sneak attack progression and six primary natural attacks with access to pounce.
>>47936179
No, don't! the grenadier archetype is terrible! It actually makes bombs worse!
Take Alchemical Sapper instead.
>>47936240
Well I'm not looking for "stats" per say, I'm more referring to the fact that a normal wooden Tower Shield weighs 45lbs, so a plate-steel one would, assuming it's like 1" thick, would weigh like 250lbs (this is a Tower Shield for a Dwarf, so I'm assuming 3' high by 2' wide for ease of math).
Now, this is napkin math, I don't know how metal shields are made, nor do I know the logistics of making a normally wood shield out of metal. My player wants to craft himself a shield to go with his shiny handmade plate armor, but I'm assuming he'll want to make it out of the Adamantine he special ordered. Basically, I'm wondering if I should allow it, or tell him it's just not feasible.
>>47936422
>the grenadier archetype is terrible! It actually makes bombs worse!
uwot
>>47936481
Make it a wooden shield reinforced and plated with metal. Adamantine already doubles the weight of things IIRC.
>>47936422
How does it make bombs worse? I took a look, and the only thing I could find in there that could possibly "make bombs worse" is losing Brew Potion, leading to losing out on having extra extracts. Everything else just gives you more uses for your bombs, all of which are optional and/or only improvements.
>>47936422
confirmed for not reading grenadier
Did ShareAnon get reported?
>>47934354
WOW UH QANON INVOKES HER CHARTER RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
>>47934028
IN ABOUT A WEEK. POSSIBLY SOONER. PROBABLY LATER. BEST QANON CAN DO, AND THAT'S CUTTING SHE OWN THROAT
>>47936918
I found a sylphu for you.
>>47936949
PLS NO PLS GO
>>47936949
>>47936918
No worries, mighty princess, take all the time you need.Also, nice.
>>47936949
The real question of course, isknot, flare, or barbs?
>>47936949
Aww, it just wants a hug.
>>47936956
Fiiiiiine. But only after this one.
>>47937038
That's not a sylph!
>>47937021
AND THE ANSWER OF COURSE IS THAT QANON ISN'T MAKING _ANY_ COMMENTS ON LEWDITY
>>47937049
Google says it is! Don't be racist!
>>47937050
At least not if she remembers she has her trip on.
>>47937067
YOU CAN'T PROVE A GOD DAMNED THING!
>>47937082
I was one of the two people who replied to that post, I actually can.
>>47937082
Time will tell, with screenshots abound.
>>47937088
I was the other! But I didn't take a picture since it's not polite!
which advanced familiar is the best?
>>47937088
Wait what did I miss
>>47937109
It's not polite to share secrets, I'll just tease QANON about her impromptu confession.
>>47937118
am I gonna have to 4plebs this
>>47937136
https://twitter.com/4plebs
>>47937049
THIS is a Sylph!
>>47937136
screenshot if you do pls
>>47933414
Alchemist - gifted blade soulknife gestalt tiefling with thebhighest intelligence in the party and a charisma of 6.
She was loud, brash, obnoxious, and insulting, and default party leader because she could think of a goal and herd everyone else towards it by virtue of literally being the smartest person around.
They had to cast Eagle's Grace on her any time they were talking to an NPC so she wouldn't piss them off, and everyone thought it was hilarious, because I normally play quiet, easygoing characters.
>>47933712
>>47936001
Proficiency: Siege engines are exotic weapons. A creature with the Siege Engineer feat is proficient with all siege engines, including siege firearms. A creature that is proficient in firearms is also proficient in siege firearms, but not other siege engines.
I think this might be a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square moments?
>>47937160
...Well, you're not wrong. But waifu-ing one seems like it would be tricky.
>>47937160
I see you've played Knifey-Sylphy before
>>47937197
Awaken object and permanency?
>>47933414
A trox wielding a colossal greatsword with vital strike who could only ever hit on a 20, but when he did hit it vaporized the enemy.
>>47933893
Necromancer class that was more like the necromancer of diablo 2, more of a "grey" cleric than "lets go digging up some graves" type. A dread necromancer(3.5 herros of horror) is fine too.
>>47937240
I bet you're the kind of person who thinks the gunslinger unironically deserved to be its own class.
>>47937251
Alright, I know this is some kind of jab at me, but...
What is so bad about the gunslinger being its own class? Never played one, never really even looked at what it does.
>>47937251
I mean, the dread necromancer was a bit different than a cleric. Not the best editing either.
>>47937021
I'm familiar with knots and barbs, guessing flare isn't a light or fire-based spell when it comes to dicks and tentacles?
So I have 2 ideas for my next character. I either want to go Kitsune/Vigilante for max shape shifting and magic tails shenanigans. Or Drow/Vigilante for http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/wrist-launcher-heavy and http://www.archivesofnethys.com/MagicWondrousDisplay.aspx?FinalName=Caver%27s%20Bolt for max batman shenanigans. What do you guys think?
>>47937274
Gun rules are so fucking weird in Pathfinder that they decided to wrap them around only one class ever using them to any potential at all
It's like if swords were limited to a "swordsman" class, and anyone else who tried using swords dropped the sword on a 1
>>47937274
Conceptually, the gunslinger is a guy that's good with a gun. The fighter is a guy that's good with weapons. Or armor, depending on archetype. There is no reason for gunslinger to be a separate concept from fighter. It should have been an archetype, if not part of the base class.
Likewise, there's no convincing reason for a "grey" cleric to not just be a particular kind of actual cleric.
>>47937274
Nothing.
The problem is that their gimmik - guns - do terrible damage except on nearly impossible t get crits, and their equipment costs are prohibitive. Finally, 90% of the gunslinger archetypes and the class itself suffer from fighter issue - they do exactly one thing well, but unfortunately, in their case, they can't really do that well without critfishing with weapons that crit only on a 20.
>>47937284
Horse dicks
>>47937284
>>47937319
TIL much to my dismay ( - 3 - )p
So I had a player wanting to play a Princess. On top of the Eastern Fighting Fan, she also wanted to wield a "battle umbrella"
Who am I to deny that? So I made two versions of battle umbrellas.
Battle Umbrella
Price: 500gp
1d6 piercing 18-20/x2
This fancy umbrella belies it lethal purpose. When the umbrella is closed, it functions much like a mundane rapier. When the umbrella is opened (a swift action), it provides a +2 shield bonus to AC albeit at -2 penalty to attack. The piercing rapier and the shielding canopy can be granted weapon and shield enhancements separately.
Pole-Arm-Brella
Price: 800gp
10ft. reach 1d8 piercing x3
Much larger than the standard battle umbrella, this ornate pike fastened with a solid steel canopy functions as a mundane spear. When the canopy is opened as a move action, it provides a +2 bonus to AC and a +1 bonus to reflex as if under the effects of partial cover. The piercing polearm and the shielding canopy can be granted weapon and shield enhancements separately.
I also designed an older trick polearm for our acrobatic rogue
Battle Ladder
Price 80gp
10ft. reach 1d8 piercing x3
A hollowed iron pole with spokes and grooves along its shaft to allow a foothold for climbing over fortifications and ending with a conical pointed end. Several Battle Ladders can be interconnected together to a maximum height of 50 ft. (5 battle ladders)
And last but not least, an Alchemist Gun!
Alchemist Gun
Price 50gp
30ft. varied
As a move action, this mechanically daunting gun can be loaded with any liquid alchemic weapons such as alchemist fire, liquid ice and acid and fire it as a 30ft. ranged touch attack. A critical hit from this weapon does not deal bonus damage.
On a roll of 1-2, the alchemist gun misfires, spraying its contents at the wielder instead.
Alchemists are automatically proficient with this weapon and suffer no chance of misfiring - They may also take the rapid reload feat to reduce the reload time to a free action.
>>47937300
Well their is a rule set that says if firearms are common, they become martial weapons. Then any class with martial proficiency can use them.
Even simple.
Commonplace Guns: While still expensive and tricky to wield, early firearms are readily available. Instead of requiring the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat, all firearms are martial weapons. Early firearms and their ammunition cost 25% of the amounts listed in this book, but advanced firearms and their ammunition are still rare and cost the full price to purchase or craft.
Guns Everywhere: Guns are commonplace. Early firearms are seen as antiques, and advanced firearms are widespread. Firearms are simple weapons, and early firearms, advanced guns, and their ammunition are bought or crafted for 10% of the cost listed in this chapter. The Gunslinger loses the gunsmith class feature and instead gains the gun training class feature at 1st level.
>>47937376
But what happens if you make a battle umbrella out of adamantine or deep crystal
>>47937376
...Your game sounds pretty fun.
>>47937303
Perhaps using the word cleric was of poor choice.
I guess what I mean by grey cleric is a mid-close range caster combat focusing on necromancy for offensive spells and de-buff spells, heck maybe even an undead "pet".
>>47937300
Isn't that more of a problem with the gun rules then the gunslinger class?
>>47937398
Depends. You must pay the full price to replace either of the two parts of the battle umbrella.
>>47937402
Undead lord cleric can do that. It has necromancy spells on its list and an undead pet baked in. Granted, it's considered suboptimal, but it's functional.
>>47937376
>A hollowed iron pole with spokes and grooves along its shaft to allow a foothold for climbing over fortifications and ending with a conical pointed end. Several Battle Ladders can be interconnected together to a maximum height of 50 ft. (5 battle ladders)
NEAT! I can imagine fantasy armies actually wielding these for sieges.
>>47937118
at least gimme a hint as to how many days ago it was?tg archive goes back 7 days, no sign of this confession
>>47937174
That's the plan, man
>>47937319
Ahhh. Thanks anon.
Can we please put a fucking cork in all the shitposting?
/pfg/ here are your authorized viewpoints:
>Anything by DSP and DDS is great.
>Have you considered Ertw's Beguiler.
>Kobold Press used to be good and is now trash. The Trickster is bad and you should feel bad. Marc Raddle is an asshole.
>Paizo are a bunch of jerks and you shouldn't buy anything from them.
>Judging races by RP? FUCKING NEVER.
>Ignore roughly 90% of the things BUILDPOSTER says.
>2hu go and stay go.
>QANON is god.
>LotLK is best land.
>Greta is best Waifu, but Furfags need not apply.
>A D U L T W O R L D
That is all.
You fucking wot mate, are you high off your face
>>47937457
Last thread, earlier today. It was only up for like 30 seconds. I assume she realized she left her trip on and deleted it. I didn't get a screenshot, but I can tell you exactly what it said.
>QANON!Sylph.Env6
>>47932216
>Do hentacles count?
>>47937457
Today. It wouldn't have any sign, the post was deleted.
>>47932396
>>47937499
>>47937509
Oh shit.
I even saw that post, didn't notice the trip.
Fuck.
>>47937423
I mean.
Would an umbrella fully made of rigid material even be able to open? Are the umbrella bits still made of cloth or paper, meaning after taking a breath weapon attack you'll just be holding a spooky umbrella skeleton frame?
>>47937516
Neither did she.
>>47937376
>As a move action, this mechanically daunting gun can be loaded with any liquid alchemic weapons such as alchemist fire, liquid ice and acid and fire it as a 30ft. ranged touch attack.
Sounds... cool
>>47937548
>Would an umbrella fully made of rigid material even be able to open?
Actually yes. Steel umbrellas aren't limited to fantasies.
Historically, a chinese general carried a steel folding umbrella into war to protect himself from arrows.
AHAHAHA JESUS SHITPISSING CHRIST ANON IS FUCKING RUTHLESS TODAY
>>47937571
It's okay Qanon, I like tentacles too.
>>47937571
Didn't you know, QAnon?Princesses and tentacles get along really well...
>>47937571
Don't worry, no one really cares if you like Japanese porn. It's just cute how you react. 2hu's real identity got forgotten quickly enough, and with all the bestiality shitposting I'm sure people will find something else to pay attention to.
>>47937604
>assuming she's not just playing along
>>47937625
>assuming I'm not just playing along
Stop breaking character.
>>47937632
Oh shit how deep does this go
>>47937637
I just discovered my cat was playing along all this time and is actually a particularly small bobcat.
>>47937571
So which one of these girls do you prefer to imagine yourself being, QANON?
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1129257
>>47937637
The highest levels of government are involved
Aside from this anon: >>47937376
Does /pfg/ make their own custom arms and armor?
>>47937678
>Those pauldrons
What if the top of his head itches?
>>47937668
PLEASE REFER TO >>47937050
WHY WOULD YOU ASK A LADY THESE QUESTIONSIN PUBLIC
>>47937700
That's what the mace is for
>>47937718
So is that "both"?
>>47937700
>What if the top of his head itches?
He would cast Mage Hand obviously.
OH WAIT
>>47937718Also I don't know where I would ask you in private.
>>47937718
Who the fuck is this and why do we care what porn he watches?
>>47937803
QAnon brings us scans of Pathfinder books early.
Teasing her over her choices in erotica is the /pfg/ equivalent of putting bugs in her hair. It means we like her.
>Hey DM, I'm rolling a transgender character in your campaign, is that okay?
>>47937778
Come on dude the answer to that is the same as the answer to basically every other social question /pfg/ asks. Hang out on the IRC.
>>47937818
How does she get them?
Girls play pathfinder?
Don't hide it from me, /pfg/
Tell me aboutthe things you'd love to ask QANON in private
>>47937842
>IRC
Like /pfg/ isn't enough /pfg/ faggotry for anyone.
>>47937852
Son, girls _write_ Pathfinder.
>>47935995
How much stuff has immunity to force? And its not like you can't move that essence around if something does.
>>47937883
Well, that one spellgorger ooze does, iirc.
>>47937881
>"girls"
Well, I guess if you count Bhulman...
>>47937907
Price is a woman, and Crystal looks amazingly-good as a transwoman.
>>47937929
SHILL
>>47937936
SHILL SHILL
>>47937929
They're both men.
>>47937855
"who are you"
"why do you spend money to help us"
"why the caps"
"are we on a date"
"why is this one anon obsessed with you, and are you that anon be honest"
>>47937972
It's definitely more than one anon, given that sometimes the posts come seconds apart
>>47937855
What is your favourite hat if you wore one?
>>47937972
>"why the caps"
ORIGINALLY SO YOU COULD TELL WHO IT WAS WITHOUT A TRIPCODE. YOU GUYS ASKED FOR ONE ANYWAY SO IT'S KIND OF A VESTIGIAL TRADITION NOW?
>>47938020
IN WINTER (WHICH IS HALF+ THE GODDAMN YEAR HERE LET'S BE REAL), A SWEET-ASS REVERSIBLE NES CONTROLLER BEANIE. IN SUMMER, NOTHING BEATS A NICE CLASSIC STRAW HAT.
>>47937829
>Unless you're going to make that the primary focal point of your character, and insert it into every fucking bit of dialogue regardless of whether or not it matters, why the fuck should the GM care
>>47938135
What's on the inside of this reversible beanie?
>>47938156
Maybe an NES console print?
>>47938156
ONE SIDE IS JUST NES CONTROLLER, THE OTHER IS A SMALLER CONTROLLER WITH THE WORDS "GAME TESTER"
QANON'S NOT REALLY A GAME TESTER, OBVIOUSLY, SHE JUST FOUND IT IN THE THRIFT SHOP AND THOUGHT IT LOOKED FUCKING AWESOME
>>47938171
>>47938173
That is better than my idea.
>>47937829
Oh, you mean one of your early motivations is to get a permanent polymorph spell or a girdle of gender changing? Yeah, sure, it adds flavor. Just make sure you have motivations for the long haul too.
