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>>47926880
oh god why
for use in other threads
>>47926986
>>47926956
Wait at least 2-3 threads before reposting this, please
>>47926757
>not "reasons for adventuring"
>not "grindcore band names" either
>>47926947
Those who use it actually say that it's more comfortable than a qwerty keyboard. I'm not one of those however, so can't attest.
>>47926978
source?
>>47927785
What happened?
>>47927975
Looks like they tear gassed some protestors. Better than getting beanbagged.
>>47926769
what could go wrong?
>>47926999
Am I the only one that likes this? I legit want to explore the Maelstrom.
>>47927798
I'm guessing Morrowind with a lot of mods.
>>47929299
so does the comics, two gigs is nothing these days
>>47929358
The joke is that those things are really overdone. If you were the only one who liked them, they wouldn't be overdone now would they?
>>47928679
>what do you mean "which one"?.jpg
>>47928742
>>47926947
>anon has never seen a Dvorak layout
Really?
>>47929509
I don't get it
>>47928742
What show?
>>47931082
Pretty Cure.
>>47931132
Is it good?
>>47930941
I still don't see how people have difficulty with the stack, the last card played does it's thing, then the next one, and so on.
I've barely even played and it is not just simple but the most obvious way.
>>47928779
Taking down a large size creature.
>>47931144
It's got some filler episodes, but I binged around 40 episodes when I was without internet for a week. So I'd say so, yeah.
>>47931261
it's spelt verisimilitude
>>47927458
Those "people" also have a terrible secret and worship Old Ones, so take their testimony with a grain of salt...
>>47931459If I'm to get banned for posting this (again) please specify how it's breaking any rules. The scars are sealed so it's not gore and the lewd bits are sufficiently censored
>>47931150
Sometimes it gets hard of things get removed and how stuff that involved those things still trigger or not etc.
It's a straightforward concept, but the execution is surprisingly complicated at times when a lot of effects get stacked on.
>>47931150
point, it should be labeled "explaining layers"
>>47929358
I saved two copies in case something happens to the first one.
>>47927232
Is this the Irregular at Mahou Gakouen?
Goddamnit, that series pisses me off so much. The first novel was pretty ace, and then the second novel turned him into LITERALLY Iron Man, but also Superman, but also Batman, but also The Punisher.
And then it had a tournament arc.
I used to think western Mary Sues were bad, but at least they didn't get a series of books published, followed by a manga, followed by an anime.His sister is still the worst fucking thing about the whole series, though. Even worse than he is.
>>47926880
ya bastard. you ruined it.
>>47927798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lo0qD6rOz8
>>47927785
I really like that they picked that guy up and took him with them when they ran away. It's not good first aid practise, but it's better than leaving him there to choke on tear gas.
>>47927041
What game is this?
>>47931022
worm is either a show, book, manga or anime (idk) where beings are fucked up. like berserk.
>>47934614
Where's that picture that goes "I made this," "you made this?," beat, "I made this."?
>>47927990
>Implying this is less obvious
>>47927402
alternatively
>Stonecold's heart
>>47934908
If my group had a four-winged goose familiar, they'd probably just make jokes about there being a nuclear power plant near hogwarts or something like that
>>47927990
HONK HONK HONK
>>47935203
Well now I know what abomination my next wizard shall unleash upon an unsuspecting ecosystem
>>47935279
No sense of right and wrong.
>>47926880
>F1 through F12
>then suddenly
>F16, F17, F18
Where'd F13, F14 and F15 go?
>>47934564
Frozen
>>47932566
>That last one
EVERY. TIME.
>>47927617
lol
>>47932812
God, I wanted to like her as a character but she was so paint by numbers it was just tedious.
>>47935517
Frozen Pregnant Foot Check-Up
>>47936475
Hello fellow Jon Tron viewer.
>>47932733
Nigger did this really happen? Is this real life?
>>47931950
Shouldn't his also include a bit about the mysterious ferrous soccer player?
>>47932733
>That ending gesture
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
Why do players always seem to be assholes to NPCs?
You can do an all good party and they'll still verbally abuse and mock NPCs on a regular basis.
>>47937494
Us vs. Them mentality?
>>47937494
Those players likely see them more as set pieces than as actual people, and since they can usually be assumed to be plot important they can get away with abusing them to an extent without much actual consequence. Basically, the players figure that the GM has already mapped out which NPCs will like the players for the sake of the story so they abuse them since they won't be able to bite back without fucking up the plot.
>>47931401
is this how attack roll assists work?
>>47933376
kek
>>47936455
This gave me cancer.
>>47937086
it's obviously someone's performance
>>47936835
What is a Jon Tron?
>>47937221
Beat me to it. Maybe he has a skull plate or something? But I dont think those are magnetic.
>>47926999
>yggdraseal the big tree
it's just perfect
>>47940465
>When your DR is higher than their max damage.
>>47940413
We meming now?
Might need a better filename.
>>47926814
Is that Amano?
>>47940002
>Not "For the love of God Montressor!"
>>47940747
I swear to god this is every fucking knowledge check I've ever rolled. I've more or less stopped putting points in knowledge skills because even on a success I rarely get a result that's actually helpful.
>wow lets see if I know something about this hostile bird
>roll nature
>25
>you know it has big scary claws and is aggressive
>gee thanks DM that wasn't a waste of my fucking time at all
>oh look a spooky undead thing. I wonder if my training against undead will help me
>roll religion
>20
>you know it's scary as shit. It kills and eats people, there are stories about how it does that
>you're really making me regret that religion proficiency, DM
>oh hey a monster from beyond time and space, surely my arcana proficiency will help here!
>roll arcana
>25
>you know that it's spooky and you've never seen it before. It looks like it has big sharp teeth and a spear
>OhComeOnNow.jpg
>>47931266
>hank not having a homade propane flamethrower
Is disappoint with writers
>>47926785
Are they dropping submarines with parachutes?
Damn, that's metal.
>>47930082
>welcometoerf.gif
>>47928315
>Pluck
I suspect this wasn't the original wording.
>>47931150
Last on, first off.
Removing the source of an ability doesn't remove the ability.
Removing the last target of an ability removes the ability.
>>47931022
It might be a reference to WoD. The Worm is the cosmic force of destruction.
>>47940814
Does your GM know what knowledge means? As in, as a concept? Has he been educated, ever?
Was your DM raised by wolves, is what I'm asking.
>>47931022
Worm is a web novel where multidimensional space whales give people superpowers in order to create conflict.
>>47941100
The only thing that annoys me about this is the way the obviously rubber sword flexes as he jumps off the horse
>>47941275
What are those things for?
>>47941054
>Has he been educated, ever?
>Was your DM raised by wolves
I sometimes ask myself this question.
>>47935803
Everyone in Black Lagoon is a living, walking and talking cliche whose only reason for existing is because the artist found it cool at the time.
>>47941025
>LARP combat
>>47940814
I rolled a nat 20 on a will save once, and the gm decided "there are no auto-success on saves anymore". But the DC was so fucking high the only way I would've made it was with a nat 20.
>>47941025
That's the Cromartie movie, right?
>>47941699
Man, I'm glad we don't get fireworks like that around here.
Also, that loops surprisingly well.
>>47941288
For jumping over them in succession. Pretty much what she fails to do in the pic.
>>47941961
I would play with this GM.
>>47940900
It was, google is your friend.
>>47935200
Alternatively
>casca on the moon.jpg
>>47926947
The Qwerty keyboard layout only exists because it produced less wear on mechanical typewriters - it spread out commonly used letters. It's comparatively very inefficient as a result, but it's used everywhere instead of better layouts because it's the one that got social momentum (everyone's used to it)
>>47942351
>The Qwerty keyboard layout only exists because it produced less wear on mechanical typewriters - it spread out commonly used letters.
Oh, anon, no: that's a myth.
>>47942405
>>47942351
The real reason is that it slows typing down so that typewriters don't get jammed. It's still incredibly inefficient.
>>47942623
>I can send out the Luster of the Beauty
Delicious.
>>47935090
are you legit retarded or just dumb?
>>47931401
>Peasant Railgun
>>47941453
>LawfulEvil.jpg
>>47940719
Image source? GIS gives nothing of value
>>47931322
>/bdsmg/'s faggotry extends even to /tg/
Didn't the shitposter drive you fucks to suicide yet?
>>47937201
Which comic is this?
>>47941069
Love it.
>>47937494
Weird, birds are far filthier than dogs.
>>47943304
Keeping Up with the Joneses with Gal Gadot and Isla Fisher.
>>47943418
I have no idea what you are talking about, that is just something I saved from a /u/ humour thread on /u/
>>47935439
>"Hey, kid, wanna SS?"
>>47942696
Again, it's a myth, personally created by Dvorak
>>47944481
>myth
Learn you some typewriter engineering, boy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sholes_and_Glidden_typewriter#QWERTY_keyboard
>>47935461
Elaborate on this gif.
>>47942696
Close, but not quite. It actually speeds up typing, by preventing jams. Because a jam would slow you down a lot more.
But since halfway decent modern keyboards don't rely on mechanical actuation of a typebar to work, QWERTY izz juzz dum.
(Technically most cheap modern keyboards are still limited by physics due to keyboard matrix design. However, a decent keyboard will just use isolation diodes to prevent ghosting on the hardware side.
Then you run into the problem of USB being a polling interface with fixed-length packets, instead of interrupt-based e.g. like P/S2... as far as I know, most keyboards achieve NKRO over USB by using a microcontroller to fake multiple keyboard inputs. More advanced [i.e. non-Chinese] designs modify the software protocols or have custom drivers.)
tl;dr you're right that qwerty is shitty for typing on keyboards, but wrong in that it was designed to slow typing down - it was designed for maximal typebar separation to SPEED UP typing, by preventing jams.
>>47926785
Orbital submarine drops make perfect sense when assaulting a water world. But you can clearly see that they're dropping them by the coast.
So, yeah. PC plans.
>>47941192
that is some damn good looking fruit.
>>47944828
The fruit in the rubble makes me think that was his store.
>>47928315
fuckin diogenes, man
>>47932566
>virion and libra
Should be canon
>>47937086
It was from that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog special
>>47944098
>J. Horney
heh
>>47928718
What's the source on this? Looks kinda like the dancing ghost girl
>>47940780
sauce or atleast ful image
>>47945449
Found it in a previous filename thread, so I don't know the source.
>>47942956is he ok?
>>47945909
Yes, anon, is just an actor. Sleep tight.
>>47945909In that video - yes. In general - no, he crashed into some rocks last May.
>>47945800
Not /tg/, but I still laughed.
>>47945940
Put that edge away, it's not an actor.
https://youtu.be/gsg47rreqtA
>>47926814
>>47940612 < This?!
>>47946016
You understand that the post you quoted was trying to lie to the other guy, right? Where do you see the edge, genius?
>>47946179
Ah, so that makes it a case of "hurr durr, just pretending to be retarded". Making it better... how, exactly?
>>47928428
Sorry, but can someone please explain what is going on in the webm? l understand what fate points are, l just don't understand how it applies to this, or what is going on in it
>>47946562
Fate points are burned to evade/retcon certain death.
The guy in the picture moves away from his spot literally the moment before a bullet passes through the spot where he was standing. If he stayed there, the bullet would've went right through his gut.
The joke is that the guy actually got that bullet but the player controlling him burnt a fate point to move away and survive.
>>47946562
It looks like he takes a hit in the chest, his armor stops it, and as he falls over, several rounds go through where he was.
Either way, he conveniently fell over and that saved his life.
>>47946562
Fate points can be burned to have a character miraculously survive something that would have killed them. Near the end of the webm, a bullet punches through the wall right through the space the man was only a moment ago. The implication is that he "burned a fate point" to miraculously get out of the way.
>>47930941
we use colemak here, son.
>>47940719
Source?
>>47927041
I'd watch this sequel.
>>47943169
>Bree
>Khal
>Varis
I've never seen such a chillingly accurate depiction of player behavior.
>>47949237
Hmm, the 4e comic came out after the books, but before the show. It's plausible that it could be a coincidence.
>>47949237
The comic's actually pretty rad. The characters are all broad fantasy stereotypes, but they're used a bit playfully. My favorite might be the dwarf. Sure, he's a gruff dorfish paladin, but before that he was a poet, and his sweetheart's father didn't want his future son-in-law to be some artsy pansy. Also, the halfling might be one of the only likeable CN characters I've ever encountered.
>>47944702
It doesn't necessarily slow typing down, though. It's designed to maximize the probability that a word will alternate letters between hands as much as possible. Paradoxially this means a skilled touch typist might well be faster on Qwerty because both hands are moving at once and thus have more time to set up for their "turn."
A better way of examining the difference is that QWERTY is designed for maximum alteration whereas Dvorak is designed for minimum movement.
The longest English word that can be typed using only left-assigned keys is "stewardesses"
>>47944050
is there steamy lesbian rape? because that gif implies it and Ill be damned if I dont get my lesbian rape.
>>47928779
Shadowofthecolossus.jpg
>>47931301
Spelled
>>47951031
Outside of the U.S. spelled and spelt are used interchangeably.
>>47951154
same as in the U.S., that isn't what he was saying,
is saying it's spelled "verisimilitude" instead of "versimlitude"
>>47941445
I have a dm that goes magic realm on fey, making everyone take a will save when we see one which he always saddles us with as a dmpc. The DC will be like 40 and he does not accept natural 20's on it and if you fail, you want to protect the fey above everything and allow it near you like a trusted family member.
He will also ignore spell and call abilities he does not like or dod not plan for.
I try to run as often as I can to stop from playing his games.
>>47951638
Make lots of your campaigns either feature tons of incredibly evil fey, or absolutely none at all
>>47945468
>>47945449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJTJ6_rChjk
Ashita No Nadja
>>47935439
>lich hits a rough patch.jpg
>>47929285
Underrated
>>47926904
>Level 17 Ike
>8 Strength
>3 50%s in 16 levels
Radiant Hero my arse.
>>47929285
I get the bit about archer, but I feel there's another layer to the joke I'm missing
>>47941192
That's one dedicated fucking merchant.
>>47953400
Hey, man, you gotta survive somehow.
The arab spring was set off by a fruit vendor. The cops kept confiscating his wares because he wasn't paying them enough bribes, so he'd have to keep paying to get it out of impound. Eventually, he got fed up with it, walked into the square in front of the governor's office and, in the middle of noon traffic, yelled "How do you expect me to make a living?!" and set himself on fire with a can of gasoline.
>>47946985
I thought I was ALONE
>>47946654
>>47946678
http://fate-srd.com/fate-core/fate-points
The most you can get out of a Fate point normally is +2 to a roll.
>>47953808
Dark Heresy Fate Points, not Fate2 Points.
>>47953808
Fate points are not unique to one system.
>>47928844
When aliens are involved the question is "what won't"
>>47943145
>yfw there will never be another issue of Fell's Five
>>47931950
Seems more like delta green.
>>47937086
No, it's a cleverly created facsimile of real life known as a "skit".
>>47937201
Sauce?
>>47940865
Well, the submarines are but the parachutes are probably some sort of reinforced fabric.
>>47941025
Anchorman 2 really turned things up a notch.
>>47943169
whats this from? pls?
>>47944098
>rod classification
>>47949514
what comic is this?
>>47958428
IDW D&D aka Fell's Five
>>47958444
Any good downloads?
>>47958458
I dunno. Ask me again in September and I'll upload it for you.
>>47958650
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_Spring#Events_leading_up_to_the_Arab_Spring
"The catalyst for the escalation of protests was the self-immolation of Tunisian Mohamed Bouazizi. Unable to find work and selling fruit at a roadside stand, Bouazizi had his wares confiscated by a municipal inspector on 17 December 2010. An hour later he doused himself with gasoline and set himself afire. His death on 4 January 2011[67] brought together various groups dissatisfied with the existing system, including many unemployed, political and human rights activists, labor, trade unionists, students, professors, lawyers, and others to begin the Tunisian Revolution.[59]"
>>47958348
>>47958428
>>47958444
>>47958458
>>47958471
I got it from TPB, personally.
Any funnier suggestions for this one? It's pure gold...
>>47944654
Publicity stunt by streamer
