Choose a daemon bride!
>>47830871
Gimme me that Cultist-chan
>>47831004
Good choice, I'd say the same
GW may hate undivided, but I'd like to have undivided love me
>>47830871
I'd like to see more Malalettes
Why is the bride of slaneesh the least sexiest out of them all?
>>47831065
They come in many differant forms
>>47831065
yeah something is wrong when nurglette is the good looking one.
>>47831004
indeed she is the best
>>47831065
I like her
>>47831065
>implying purple freckles and dat gap aren't sexy
>>47830871
feel like there should be a re-write for tznch and nurgle
Cultist, slannesh and khorne seem good though
>>47830871
Slaanesh
>>47830871
Tzeench if I can not have that power. I couldn't resist the temptation to try to do something clever with it for long.
>>47831065
because slaanesh is shit
>>47830871
Me, I'll take Slaneesh. A 3' long tongue that can be compressed back into my mouth and a bride that's likely to be into threesomes and BDSM clubs? I'm down with that.
>>47830871
Cultist-chan depending on how "busty" she can come back as; I want those tiddies to be bigger than my head.
Otherwise, Tzeentch.
>>47830871
>tumblr noses
>>47831730
If by a shit you meandelicious.
>>47830871
1. Tzeench
2. Khorne
3. Unaligned
4. Nurgle
>>47831699
speaking of, I wonder how "clever" you can be with that ability.
Like, could you randomly scribble all over a paper, and then transform it into a drawing straight from your mind's eye?
>>47830871
>send cultist wife to fix me up some rum punch for later
>she burns the house down
This thread is full of fucking heresy.
>>47830871
Nerd demon looks best.
>>47832427
>fucking heresy
Yes, that's exactly what OP calls for.
Although personally I'd honestly rather get heretical with a xeno.
>>47832480
>Although personally I'd honestly rather get
heretical with a xeno.
Here's your fucking xeno. Do it, faggot.
>>47832508
Sorry, not a furfag. I'll leave that one to you, but thank you for offering to share.
>>47832552
>Do it, faggot.
>>47830871
>implying malal isn't the best chaos god
>you even get your own cultist chan as well as failbaddans arms to hang on the wall as a trophy
holy fuck, i feel the memes overtaking me, its a good pain.
>>47830871
Well, this is a hard choice
But I do have a question: Am I able to have kids with any of them? Is there a unique danger associated with having kids with each bride?I already can guess STDs with the Nurgle deamonette
>>47832691
for all purposes lets say yes
If you choose tzench your child is one-eyed, gets bullyed like a little bitch and ruins everything
Slaanesh give you a child who is a goody twoshoes faggot untill they crash and ruin themselves horribly
Khornettes child will have autism
Nurgles kid is horible and weeaboo, even uses a scythe
Cultist chan gives you a son who fails time and time again without learning
>>47832744
I wonder who Emprah had to fuck for the rest of the Primarchs then.
For Curze it would definitely be Malal.
>>47832744
>Khornettes child will have autism
>>47832744
Why must all the kids have terrible drawbacks?
>Tzeentch, Ruins everything
>Slaanesh faggot, ruins themselves
>Khorne, autism
>Nugle, horrible, weeaboo
>Undivided, fails without ever learning
Are there no positives?
>>47832851
>Are there no positives?
You get a primarch for a son, and get to bonestorm your daemon waifu with a belly bump
>>47832876
No, that's a negative with a 9 month delay to it, and a life time of regret.
>>47832744
That sounds random and dumb.
So I guess it feels right in the fluff.
>>47832876
While I would fist-pump you for being a compatriot in the Pregnancy-fetish masterrace, my tired mind didnt connect your previous descriptions to that of the primarchs.
Is there anyway to steer the kids away from their fate? What if I want to have multiple kids?
>>47832948
you will have a lot of regret
>>47832948
Let's be honest with ourselves here. You're doing the horizontal bop with a demon, did you think anything good would come of it? At all?
>>47832981
>>47832965
There's potential for something good to happen
Demons are the physical embodiment of certain, specific emotions that are held by the Gods, who themselves are a collection of tons of emotions. Clearly, these demons are manifestations of some pretty good/relatively tame emotions, so there is a chance that something like them emerges from their Warpcrafted wombs
>>47830871
Can I have a Sorita instead?
>>47833580
Yes, but she will never love you more than the Emperor.
>>47834235
I would not love any human who loved me more than the Emperor. And even then I'd love her less than I love the Emperor.
>>47832480
>I'd honestly rather get heretical with a xeno
Mah nigga
>>47831314
...what.
I agree that the Slaanesh Daemonette is pretty good, but the Khorne Daemonette gives you basically nothing unless you're a soldier or a dancer or athlete or something... I guess you could have 4 hours worth of sex, but it's a Khorn Daemonette, so have fun trying to convince her to do that.
I think that the Nurgle Daemonette is fucking great, though I sort of agee that the Tzeentch Daemonette could use a bit of work. Cultist-chan too.
>>47832201
No Slaanesh?
>>47830871
Nurglette for me. She's the hottest one there, plus I get to have Papa Nurgle as, well, my papa.
>>47834274
10/10, would purge with.
>>47831065
And for some reason Khornate is the hottest.
Shouldn't she be like bulky and ripped instead of cute fit?
>>47831278
They are but big forehead, glasses and lack of nose are opposite of sexy.
slaanesh
>>47830871
Tzeench just because it's more sexy for me
>>47830871
Tzeench so I can touch feathery tail
also the minor change ability could come in handy when I needchangeAlso there should be upgrades to our abilities based on true love and blessed dickings
Can I trade in my Khorn girl for a ripped chick?
>>47830871
Cultist chan
Arguably the hottest, and most fun. Who the hell knows what would happen? Second choice would be Tzneetch, than Slaanesh, nurgle and finally khorne.
>>47830871
Tzeench has already been established as the objectively best choice because of her ability to change small objects.
>>47832197
>men have a way bigger sexual urges than women
>Slaanesh decides it should have a penis almost all the time
Hmmm...
>>47836457
The "snake" part in that filename makes me question that it's a girl.
>>47830871
>Not getting married for the greater good
Disgusting
>>47836758
>Delicious femenine penis
>>47830871
You forgot the slaaneshi's extra bonus: Hates AoS as much as you do
>>47831065
its just an example image brah
>>47830871
Definitely Nurgle.
Probably Tzeentch because the "just as planned" moments sound cute as fuck.
>>47834274
I think I love YOU...
>>47831004
Yup
She can also come back any age
So whether you want MILFtist-chan or jailbait cultist, you can have your cake and eat it too
>>47832744
>>47832744
>Cultist chan gives you a son who fails time and time again without learning
not sure if my kid is Horus or Belakuck
>>47831004
This.
Bustay or DFC. it's all good.
>tfw Cultist chan has no good lewd images or fics
ALMOST makes you miss /wst/ but then again they got really snooty in the end and lewd stopped drawing for them
Cultist chan.
Eternal luv is awesome.
>>47832981
Demon sex
Duh
>>47837753
Touché.
>>47830871
>slanesh not pandering to my fetishes
fukken dropped, just give me an imperial guard girl
>>47830871
You're missing Gork and Mork. They each offer different bonuses and draw backs but can't keep track of who offers what so you get something at random from their list.
C'tan girl cares about you but doesn't see the need for the laws of physics and hasn't worked out what part of your brain it is she needs to remove to stop you getting ill when she changes them yet.
Dark Eldar knows you won't betray her much by her standards and will extend the same to you. (No god so may not be an option.)
Harlequin girl freeky clown sex but she won't give a straight answer.
>>47837948
>after copious amounts of sex and after you fall in love, she dies a horrible death in front of you
no thanks
>>47830871
Tzeentch alone.
>>47831278
The gap is as sexy as chicken bones covered in grease
What an asinine thread.
>>47838377
>what an asinine board
>what an asinine site
>what an asinine use of internet
>what an asinine use of your existance
>>47830871
Can my khorne bride look more like gogo?
>>47831004
FPBP
>>47830871
This was going to be an interesting decision
Until I saw cultist-chan
You fucked up by putting in the obvious best choice, OP
I'd rather a Minhelm.
>>47830871
Tzeench
Didn't even read the bonus i just have a terrible weakness for blue skinned qts
and the indian crown looks nice.
>>47838497
>Gogo
Anon with superb taste right here
>>47834235
Good.
Anything else would be heresy.
>>47834274
This anon gets it.
>>47830871
Nurgle Daemonette. She tickles my pickle in ways you cannot imagine.
Loli D obviously
>>47837139
Not the guard noooooo
>>47832886
>No, that's a negative with a 9 month delay to it, and a life time of regret
Welcome to children.
>>47831065
They're Daemons. Their forms are mutable.
>>47830871
Slaaneshi. Easy choice.
>>47830871
/k/- khorne, /tg/ tzeneetch, /b/ and /pol/ nurgle, /d/ and /soc/ slaneesh. chaos would love this place
>>47843070
>/x/ cultist chan
>>47831004
This please, get me back to the /tg/ I thought was cool from 1d4chan
>>47831028
>>47837471
>>47838646
This is now a cultist thread
Hwee captorred it fhor kayohss
>>47843070
>/pol/
>Nurgle
Impossible. Nurgle loves everyone.
>>47830871
but I already have a demonic wife
>>47843297
Moar pls
>>47830871
Nurgle, she sounds perfect.
>Tzeentch isn't a blue secretary bird
>>47830871
Tzeentch!
>>47843070
/pol/ is the Inquisition
>>47830871
I want to say Khorne because Khorne best god
cultist is FUCKINGcute
>>47836457
Fucking legs like this are fantastic when they're covered in a nice layer of fat
>>47832886
>>47830871
> no cute nihilistic malali grill
Disgusting
>>47836548
That English is awful. Fuck off, Slaanesh.
>>47830871
Man, Tzeentch is all upsides.
But Cultist-chan is tottemo kawaii desu ga, so.
here's a sexy bloodletter for you. Khornites waifus don't get enough love.
This artist started making a nurgle one too but disappeared into oblivion and never finished it.
>Make 20% more annually
>Pyramid Scheme makes infinite money destroying all economies and making money worthless.
>>47844267
>Implying you can't customize your daemonette waifu
>>47847058
Just as planned
>>47847058
You know we can just change the currency. Or are you going to be a dick and repeatedly do this?
>>47848809
Hyperinflation never helps anyone.
>>47830871
Tzeentch is best by far
>>47843768
Could I get some sauce with that?
>>47851628
>Right click
>Search Google for Image
>First Result
https://nhentai.net/g/119399/
>>47830871
In my opinion if you didn't say khorne your a dumbass. Is objectively best waifu, cause both ya'll be stamina freaks. 4 hours of strenuous physical activity before I give out with that blessing you say? Then let us literally plow furrows in the bed. Sides you know she'd be into rough sex, just kinky enough without being a full blown freak like the slanesh one would be. Nurgle would be like fucking a puss sack, and tzench...2nd I guess.
You need better pictures op
>>47831004
Best choice.
How can I be of having the sex?
I am glorious Kalashnikov machinegod.
Insert vodka into processor.
>>47830871
everything in my body is telling me that taking the disease waifu is a bad idea. BUT being immune to depression sounds really fucking great in modern society.
>>47830871
Can someone post the Tzeentch pic?
need it for reasons
>>47830871
Wheres my Living Saint bride?
>Get cultist chan
>Be really tsundere towards her
>Kill her a lot, call her a dirty heretic, say you don't like her or anything
>Forgive her when she does stupid things but always after getting angry at her
>>47855752
Sheis a cuckquean that wants to watch you get gangbanged by hordes of female deamons while lies next to you and watches.
Still want her?
>>47856049
Heh I'd like some green of this "living with cultist chan" make her come back as a nice flat chested loli and literally fuck her to death but that's just me. Or 2nd best choice Tzeentch.
I want that sweet sweet bacony-sweaty goodness.
>>47846917
She's a qt, would give myself to knorne for.
>>47857078
Unf y-you got any more senpai?
>>47855483
please
>>47836457
Why bother with that Khorne bullshit, when you could have a Catachan Goddess.
>>47861174
>>47830871
Gimme dat Tzeentch motherfucker
>Always have quarters for vending machines and shit
>Always have the Lego I need
>Always have all the vidya
>Always have the food I want
>Always have fucking chocolate milk
Also shes at least the 2nd best looking
Alternate art style time!
Would this change your answer?
>>47837139
But presumably not more than the Emperor
>>47861501
nope, Dick still picks Tzeentch because
dat Khorne tho, almost made switch.
>>47830871
Implying I don't want a perfect Kreigian Waifu.
>>47861501
Tzeentchette just keeps getting better.
Can you imagine how soft and cuddly those feathers would be?
is a female commissar an option if she happens to be a daemonette or is as scary as one?
>>47862492
Looks like that's included in the Slaanesh option.
>>47861970
Getting cum out of feathers would be a nightmare.
>>47864095
I'd love to clean her feathers one by one tho.
>>47861501
I'm staying with Slaanesh. The specific form shown in the pictures doesn't matter nearly as much as what they bring to the table.
Daemons, especially Slaaneshi ones, can look however they like. And if they're your Daemon Waifu, they'll look however you want on a given day.
>>47830871
>Vain and petty, though she loves you she is prone to selfishness and superficiality.
Inb4 just a normal girl
>>47861501
Where is cultist chan?
Anything but Cultist-Chan is wrong. Sweet, loyal and cute.
Also 100% customizable: Who wouldn't want dial-a-waifu. Muscles one night, soft another. Thicc or thin, bra busting or washboard. Fey and lithe or she-hulk.
>>47866886
No only her age can vary. Not Physic
>>47866970
I'm taking it: You can't tell me age is the easy one.
You gotta haggle with your chaos gods
>>47866886
>Sweet, loyal and cute.
So nurglette then?
>>47867111
I also have a thing for verbal ticks.
Sorry nurglette, I know you don't much need another loving heart, but it belongs to the girl under the eight pointed star.
>>47832851
it's 40k, why would anything good happen?
>>47862569
Gotta admit, gun to my head, I'd fuck that daemonette.
>>47867403
I see what you did there.
>>47834274
I want to out on patrol with you.
>>47830871
Tzeench!
I fucking loved Ignitrix from Khornette quest.
I hope she looks like her (at least as show in this drawing).
Khorne is fine too.
>>47832203
Then you get morphed into a chaos spawn because a piece of high quality art is not of similar value to scribbles on paper.
Really, the power you get from Tzeentch there is pretty shitty, and also vague. What qualifies as abusing it? What qualifies as similar value? And by whose opinion of similar are we using? So I cant turn a $1 bill into a $100, what about into a $10? Or $5? Or even $2?
I feel like it would be better if it was a minor illusion thing. You could make something look like something else of a similar size for a few minutes (or until you stop it). If someone touches it theyll feel the texture of the original object however, and not what you disguised it as.
>>47870137
>>47870137
The rule is if you are being a massive homo about it. So spawned is for you
>>47831699
>>47832203
>>47870137
>chaotic demon power
>being greedy is against the rules!
Pure garbage. The other powers don't have anti-fun clauses like that.
>>47870158
>its too vague
>gives another vague reasoning
Also, how is turning a profit from what you already have being a massive homo anyway? Wouldnt the god of change want his people to be influential? Money speaks and having a near infinite supply of it would allow those who chose him to be able to influence and change things that much more.
It just seems that their should be firmer lines or a rework.
