Sleepy

>>47828150

Look you don't actually have to be awake for this to work. Just let us use your body and powers and we'll handle the rest. If you feel any sworness just assume we're doing what we have to do.

>>47828150
Go on a quest for the realm's finest black coffee.

File: 1456448885353.gif (1MB, 320x221px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

1MB, 320x221px

>>47828150
Screw that asshole, we'll handle this!

i was reading the ancient evil thread and thought of the same thing >>47827812

>>47828150
Find the Earth Mother and ask her to smack some sense into her son.

File: Screen Shot 2016-06-17 at 8.20.25 PM.png (46KB, 154x244px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

46KB, 154x244px

>>47828150

File: Screen Shot 2016-06-17 at 8.png (22KB, 146x241px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

22KB, 146x241px

>>47830442

>>47828150
Perform the cosmological equivalent of hiring a mariache band to play as loud as they can outide of his room until he's irritated enough to get up and sort out the problem.

>>47828150
Get a fuck huge alarm clock.
Or just a shit load of small ones

>>47830461
clever

>>47828202
this
Gather the party and go raid the coffee vaults of the colombiam empire in search of the golden beans

>>47828150
We don't need no stinkin ancient good, here, hold my ale.

>>47831459
But he's the only one that can defeat it.

We do it ourselves and become ancient good ourselves

I tickle him until he has to get out of his bed.

File: 10-image010.png (18KB, 480x320px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

18KB, 480x320px

>>47828150
Good, me and my edgelord crew were working for the ancient evil anyways.

>>47828150
Argue for no reason. Then proceed to do absolutely nothing.
One player might try to attack or discredit another player's character, over a previous argument or for shits and giggles.

Make breakfast to lure him out.

Try and rehabilitate the Ancient Evil.

The Demon Whose Name is Dragon might actually not be that bad of a king with a little training to bring him up to date.

>>47828150
Start reading him Ancient Good X Ancient Evil slashfics, until he does the job. It will go on until we're done.

>>47828150
Murder that decadent fucker and drink his power raw so we can do it ourselves

Do the same thing with the ancient god

>>47830487
>an ancient evil awakes
>it wasn't evil until some fucker made it really, REALLY grumpy

File: I ama cell but i must scream.jpg (96KB, 664x599px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

96KB, 664x599px

>>47828150
Wait till he goes back to sleep, cut him and drink his god juice.

>>47835108
What's that?