Tech Magos here; How do I court a Necron?
Forcibly transfer her consciousness into an servitor, use mind control after that. Its not rape if its xenos, and its not xenos if its a servitor.
Why the fuck would it have boobs? Inefficient. An affront.
>>47792482
You don't, you just shut your vox, bend over and take its big Gauss blaster in your dataslot.
Stupid waifushitter.
>>47792518
But I process data from there!
Step 1: Acquire meltagun
Step 2: Apply melta to filthy xenos necrodermis until xenos is foul smelling mist
Step 3: Apply melta to own skull until dead
Step 4: Your heretek name is stricken from all Imperial records and you are forever Damnatio Memorae
There. Happy?
>>47792552
Not anymore.
>>47792510
How the literal fuck do I do that?
>>47792515
Listen, if a 40,000 old being says its efficent, its efficent. I guess.
>>47792518
Shit, I knew replacing my anus with a las Cannon was a awful idea.
>>47792564
Negative.
Step 1. Get a Quantum Harmonizer.
Step 2. Put it in her Photonic Harmonization Chamber.
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit!
Step 1: Kill yourself you fucking heretic
Step 2: Keep repeating Step 1
Alright, man. I'm gonna tell you what you need to do, alright? This simple step got me a scarab pal and a fucking OP weapon from my favored Necrontyr countess. It's how I kill Horus you know.
Here we go. Are you ready? You paid your dues for this lesson right? Alright.
Speak Scrap Code to her. Necron bitches love that shit.
First of all, I think this might be heresy. Just a maybe, but it's there.
Second: is she an oldcron/sarkoni? If yes, immediately run. If no, go to the next step.
Third: lay on the omnissiah praise real thick. Not a piece of metal in this galaxy what don't enjoy the songs of his praises.
>>47792482
> girl, I'd like to put my chainsword in your Void Dragon
>>47792482
>Wishing to have non-hostile relations with vile and treacherous xenos
>>47792482
Magos! Who let you out of reorientation? Come with me, we'll get you tucked back into bed. You're malfunctioning something fierce, the adepts and I could hear your code errors all the way across the manufactory floor.
