You and your party are fighting bad guys when this asshole comes along and yells:
>Fighting is useless! Listen to my song!
Wat do?
>>47670908
Remind him that his song is toxic to the creatures he was trying to save, and his every attempt to communicate just caused them pain. He's the monster here, not us. At least we acknowledge what we're doing.
>>47670908
Fight him
>>47670908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAAI5Vonw7s
>>47670908
I sing my countersong to inspire a frenzy.You gotta shaaaaare! You gotta caaaare! You gotta do the right thing!
>>47670908
I'm the Bard.
We play his song together and move the the mountain.
>>47670908
Ask my DM what the fuck he's doing. We agreed on no more of this sort of thing.
>>47670908
"Sweet. Let's DUET!"
And begin to sing NINJIN LOVES YOU YEAH!
>>47670908
Nice try, but here's music for real men, boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NdHySPJr8I
>>47670908
kill him.
>he has a meltran waifu
>you dont
Better start learning that guitar, eh?
>>47671183
CHAAAAAAARGE!!
>>47670908
Blast metal at him and through the cockpit radio.
Gamlin kick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ3S3SGTUUg