Let's play Everyone is John.
Rules are here if you don't know how to play:
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Everyone_Is_John
I'll start when there's 4 players.
Oh and put your obsession in spoilers.
>>47577482
ok I'm in
Sage is the name andkicking any living thing that is below my waist in heightis my game
Pantsing authority figures
skills:sneaking and faking interest in conversations
>>47577620
And what are your specialties?
I want to make John Hitler
>>47578266
Skills are public speaking and driving
>>47577482
Cpt. Bubblegum reporting for duty, here to chew gum and [Spoiler]Get Fondled by, or Fondling people in uniform [/Spoiler]
Specialties are Assembling Bombs and Talking to Children
>>47577482
>>47577482 (OP)
Cpt. Bubblegum reporting for duty, here to chew gum andGet Fondled by, or Fondle people in uniform
Specialties are Assembling Bombs and Talking to Children
what should be used as tokens?
>>47578480
Just keep track on a notepad or something, we don't need anything physical.
I suppose 3 people is enough (since sagehoe hasn't said his specialties yet and I suspect he left). Lets get started.
John wakes up in a McDonalds bathroom, it's filthy, he's wearing suspenders and a bowler cap and doesn't know how he got there. Bid for control.
>>47577482
Revd. Atkinson here tospread the word of the Lord by carving symbols into people Level 3 obsession
Skills: Preaching under pressure
Restraining people
>>47578625
I bid5 tokens
i bid 3 tokens( dont know how many we start with?
>>47578648
We start with ten, and it gets topped up by 1 every time someone else tries to take control. You can use them to reduce the difficulty of rolls.
>>47578648
Put your bid in spoilers in the future, it's fine for now but in future bids put it in spoilers.
>>47578625Bidding two tokens
>>47578702
Cpt. Bubblegum might have left, so shall we begin?
>>47578702
no prob, first time playing, sorry.
>>47578750
Sure.
Revd Atkinson wins the ante, he now has control, what do you want to do Reverend?
>>47578770
John my son. Are you there? I want you to listen to my voice, and through me, the Lord. Listen John, I want you to go and find a sharp knife. Can you do that for me?
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>47578794do I need to roll for that? If so this is my result
>>47578806
No, it's not that big, but I'll do the rolling, just so it's more impartial
"OK, yeah that makes sense, I'll go get a knife then"
>John goes and buys a steak knife from Walmart.
john in space
aye or nay?
>>47578867
Excellent my son. Now, the Lord commands you, find the nearest person, and restrain them!!!! Deus Vult!
>>47578883
This wasn't me by the way, just so you all know, I'm the real OP.
>>47578883
Erecting a 4th Reich in space.
Do you need to ask?
>>47578904
Got it.
>>47578887
Rolled 5 (1d6)
"What? Oh... OK father, I will do as you command"
>John grabs both arms of the clerk who sold him the knife, a pregnant young woman, and restrains her
>>47578959
You are truly among the blessed John! Now you must protect this innocent from the depredations of an evil world. Carve the sign of the lord into her arm!
>>47578985
Oops forgot my name.
>>47578985
Rolled 3 (1d6)
"I... no father, I won't, and I don't care if I burn in hell for it, i can't hurt this woman"
>>47579023
John you aren't a sinner are you?right how do we decide who takes control - do you roll dice for it?
>>47579023
So now it bids for command right?
I'll bid4 tokens
>>47579023i bid 4 tokens
>>47579037
To decide who gets control you bid again, which we should do now.
>>47579023Bidding 3 tokens
>>47579037bidding one token
I'm on 5 tokens at the moment.
>>47579105
was meant for
>>47579063
What do you do in a tie?
>>47579130
Not sure but maybe get the two in a tie to bid again, to either raise or drop out?
>>47579151
I guess, Buck and Cpt. Bubblegum, bid again.
>>475791655 tokens
>>47579165I raise by 2 to 6
>>47579188
Cpt. Bubblegum you have control.
>>47579188
Do not listen to the Godless John! The Devil is in your head! Come back to the Lord my child I beg you.
(Not in control just playing in character)
>>47579188
>>47579202
If bubblegums not here pass it to buck.
>>47579385
Yeah, it's been a while, sorry if you come back Cpt. Bubblegum but I gotta keep it moving, you have control now Buck.
>>47579413
alright John, now things are going to get good, i need you to find the manger, if you cant, tell an employee you need to speak to the manger, can you do that John?
>>47579173
BUCK?
>>47579449
The manger? Ah BUCK I see you are a fellow man of God. United nothing shall stop our righteousness?
>>47579449
"OK, that's not too hard"
He asks the woman who he's now released from his grip where he can find the manager, she's frantically pressing the panic button and has a scared look on her face, she says:
"Umm, the manager is out right now, but if you stay here I can call him for you"
>>47579500
John, we need to hide, those are bad men she's calling, run outside and get as far away from this place as you can, hide in a government building if you can John.
>>47579562
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>John starts running but gives up after 40 meters
Bid
>>47579595
By the way everyone now regains one token. I bid3and am currently on 6.
>>47579595Bid 3
>>47579595
John!!! For goodness sake, return to the light and seek redemption while there is still time!
>>47578920
Joseph still here?
>>47579721
Not sure
>>47579707
Dont be fooled by this false prophet John, i know your salvation and it has naught to do with gods but men.
>>47579775
BUCK!!! I see now you are naught but the devil in disguise. Do not listen to him John, he is the devil on your shoulder!
>>47579830
I want only whats best for you John, he bids you to do violence.
>>47579855
Violence in the name of the Lord, John, it's what the crusades were all about. How can this sinner want to do what's best for you if he leads you to damnation?
>>47579889
I know your heart is good john, thus you could not hurt that woman,i'm sure in time you find the salvation that i offer.
I guess the thread's dead, shame but understandable, Everyone is John is difficult to run on image boards. Thanks for the fun OP
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>47579918
What salvation does the infidel offer John? I shall hold him off while you do worthy deeds
>rolling for Revd Atkinson to smite BUCK
>>47579920
Well I'm still here, Joseph and Cpt. Bubblegum are gone though, so I suppose you're right.
>>47579945
Fun while it lasted though
>>47579973
Alright bye everyone.
