Just a fifth? You should not even be drunk yet.

>>47526210

Isn't it "dare me to DRIVE"?

>>47526210
Is that a lot?

>>47526244
Shhhhhh, it's his first post.

>>47526244
Silly anon, you ride horses, not drive them.

>>47526262

But you DRIVE cattle.

>>47526288
>driving CATTLE
It's like you want all the noblemen to laugh at you.

>>47526299

And I'll be sure to listen out for the sounds of their laughter once the herd has done trampling over what's left of their palanquin.

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>>47526288

Very few cows can drive compared to oppai lolis.

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>>47526210
>>47526210
I bet all your life you was very deprived.
You ain't had a woman in years,
and your palms are too hairy to hide.

>>47526578
You know that song by Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight", about that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning, but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?

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I..drive.