Stat me

+1 to spaghetti making

Regardless of ' stat me ' threads being shitposting, we've had this thread.

>>47524300

Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

>>47524375

>failing a spot check this hard

That's Penne, not spaghetti.

>>47524719
it's a japanese bird cooking spaghetti

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Do NOT steal jay pea memes!

/jp/ are professional cuteposters! This knockoff needs to be deleted right now!!!

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>>47524300
+1 to cutting through the darkness and desire

>>47524300

So glad we got rid of /wst/ and quests so there would be more room for this!

>>47524730
this senpai

don't be baka

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this thread is now /tg/ related

>>47524932
Excellent work, Anon. You truly are credit to board.

>>47524300
+1 to burb
+4 to charm
+4 to demon slaying

*Will not have to roll for hunger check

>>47524900
>>47525126
Someone is pretty bitter

I was annoyed when OP first forced this meme, but now I enjoy it.

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>>47524900
If only, the mods haven't exiled the questfags to their ghetto yet. Also your bitter tears are delicious and give me strength.

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>>47525945
You mean our lord and saviour Anonymous of Russian Federation, Father of the Archive?

>>47526418
You must mean "the new mod who wanted /qst/ got his shit slapped by the others after they realized it was a dumb idea".

>>47529815
/qst/ will save /tg/

>>47524900
It's almost as if it was true what every questfag said, and that removing quests wouldn't do anything but create more space for threads like these. Who would have ever guessed that quest threads weren't what was holding back /tg/ from going back to some non-existent golden age. If only there had been hints. Oh well.

>>47532028

This thread isn't any more off topic than a quest thread, so no big deal

>>47532050
And at least it isn't "Mahou Shonen Waifu Collection Quest Part MXCVIII: In which we decide between Makoto and Hachiko."

>>47532191

Why would anyone choose hachiko?

>>47532028
>>47532050
Let's be honest, this shit was there when quests were here.

Questfags didnt see them because they did not have their shit hidden.

>>47532229
True enough, at least we're not getting that Touhou Intestine Eating or GIANT WHALE CANNON spam again.

>>47524932
Aww. So cute!
I could totally kick it's ass in connect 4 though.

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>>47532966

You may try, mammal.

You may try.

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>>47524932

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>>47535928
You just won the thread. Here's your reward.