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>Enchanted liver
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Nah, just a dwarf.
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>>47511198
What would you even need such a thing for?
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>>47511198
I chuckled way to much upon seeing these words and that picture...
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>>47511316
Killing a Dwarf and making it look like a suicide
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>>47511198
never drunk
immune to poison.
sweet.
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>>47511316
win every drinking contest ever
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>>47511316

Make it taste better?
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>>47511657
But I can do that with a cage, a funnel and a lot of acorns.
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>Your party finds the location of a hermit who is said to be immortal
>There is a tincture you can craft using her liver that will transfer her immortality to whomever imbibes it
>Also, there's would only be enough for one person to drink
>Also, she's kinda cute...

What do you foresee happening to your party?
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>>47511781
We either find a loophole (such as cutting out only part of it and letting her regenerated, repeatedly).
Or there's much infighting over who gets to enjoy the spoils, possibly resulting in TPK.
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>>47511781
>Said to be immortal
Confirm said rumors
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>>47511781
Well if she's immortal she obviously doesn't need her liver, Duh!

Such is life as the 7 int 7 wis character.
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>>47511781
You can safely donate a portion of your liver to somebody else without suffering any major ill-effects. We'll grow enough liver for the entire party and then provide suitable recompense/relentlessly hit on her while we wait and everyone is incapacitated by anaesthesia.

Maybe there will be blackjack. Maybe strippers also. Just because we're confined to bedrest due to intensive liver surgery doesn't mean we can't have fun.

This is the best plan ever.
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>>47511198
I'd beat on that motherfucker with so much alcohol...
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>>47511781
Probably wind up fighting assassins sent to keep her on her toes.
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>>47511781

If it's just Mokou does it matter? IIRC you could cut out entire body parts and they'd regenerate. Just cut the liver out and make it, she'll grow back another one.
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>>47516707
To be fair she is capable of violently exploding on a whim. Good luck getting her liver without her wanting you to.
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>>47511781
Well, we'll just have to test just how much of an immortal she is, if you know what I mean.

"If you stat it, I will kill it" - is that how that saying goes?
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>>47511198
Dwarves have been doing it for so long, the enchantment is now encoded into their genetics.
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>>47511781
>Murder somebody
>Don't murder somebody
I fucking wonder.
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>>47516785
Mind you, in the postbattle dialouges, when the phantom of the team tries talking the human into ripping her head off and sucking her guts out, she doesn't have much more of a refutation than "please be gentle senpai".
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>>47511781
Why would I want o be immortal? Death just means I get to continue my crusade I to the fucking heavens and bro it up with angels

What are you, some kind of dirty heathen? ..
ARE YOU!?!?
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>>47519442
At that point she had also painfully died around 15 times in fairly quick succession. She was probably pretty tired after that.
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>>47511316
To store your immortality.
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