Stat me, /tg/.

>>47470942
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>47470942
>Size/Type: Large Magical Shitpost
>Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
>Initiative: +1
>Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
>Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
>Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
>Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
>Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
>Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
>Special Attacks: Improved grab
>Special Qualities: Scent
>Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
>Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
>Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
>Feats: Alertness, Track
>Environment: Temperate forests
>Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
>Challenge Rating: 4
>Treasure: None
>Alignment: Always neutral
>Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
>Level Adjustment: —

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!” It was…………………………………………………….Dumblydore!

>>47470967
>Alignment: Always neutral
that's not goffik

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>>47471785

Chaotic Evil

Literally a lvl1 Wizard

>>47471828
That's you in the image, right?

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>>47472563
Gee, it sure is summer around here....

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>>47471380
I made a wallpaper of that

>>47472616
We all know it's an Owlbear stat block. That doesn't mean the joke went over his head, he merely made an additional joke to compliment that joke, likely expecting some form of banter back.

Dumbass.

>>47472622
Thank you. Thank you so much.

>>47472647
It's just a quick edit from this series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdv6Q68EutU&list=PLB68C79C86B664E01

Can't remember which video it was though

>>47472642
I was under the impression that
>>47471785
>>47472563
Didn't know

Saying "that's you in the image, right?" sounded like a middle-school level comeback.

>>47472616
If I was a summerfag, I'd be posting some 40k thread or a frog.

>>47472868
Fair point.

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>>47470942