>Hello adventurer. Mind to take us a long in your next adventure?
A long what?
Of course, this is pretty much why I became thrallherd in the first place.
>>47449332
Why? Your party is already full.
Your balance is shit though.
Maybe ask a rogue?
>>47449332
Yes, I do mind.
Good day.
>>47449332
A long dick anon.
They want to ride it to battle.
AWOOOOGA
>>47449332
>"Yes ladies, I would love to-"
>[Six people already in the party, including leader]
>"Oh, sorry anon, it looks like your party is already full. We'd just get in the way. Perhaps we can tag along some other time!"
>>47449332
>poofy dress
The best.
>>47449332
>clearly some kind of weird clone trap.
>>47449332
English
You need to learn the language.
>>47449332
>all these people worrying about full party
It's not full unless there's over 40 people in it!
Sounds good.
For my next adventure, I was going to take my party to face the Tentacle Monster of the East. We could use some back up.
>>47449542
Is that what your mother says?
>>47449332
Lancer, form up on the center, Swordswoman, take the left, Maul-wielder on the right and hold the line, you three. Archer, take that perch up top; keep an eye on the situation from above and aim for targets of opportunity, mages, other archers, anyone with a rank insignia, and so on. Mage and I will be behind that rocky outcropping for about half an hour or so doing... uh, strategic support stuff.
LET'S DO THIS
I always appreciate more swords at my side. However, I beseech you to cover up. Not only do you put yourself at unnecessary risk, you embarrass our gender.
>>47449332
> fighter fighter fighter fighter mage
Uh, no thanks.
![bc62b9823333f167c19089cc87e98445[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4X9uwPY.jpg "bc62b9823333f167c19089cc87e98445[1].jpg")
>>47449332
>>Hello adventurer. Mind to take us a long in your next adventure?
>15 year old Hedge Mage
>Literally no formal education.
>Barely knows his staff from his ass.
I play him pretty dumb, but not that dumb.
He knows this would work out at least two ways:
-It's a Con, it's a bit. Maybe good, probably bad.
-It's legit, but it's an entire party of women and although the idea excites him tremendously; realistically the experience would most likely stunt both his personal and martial growth as they would undoubtedly dote on him. A Man needs to be allowed to carve his own path, bruises and all.
And he isn't much of a man yet, but damn if the whole point isn't to just fuckin' try.
>>47449638
>muh special snowflake classes
gtfo with your monks and druids
>>47449780
>And he isn't much of a man yet
I promise you this party WOULD make a man out of him.
In the biblical sense.
>>47449332
Depends. If you guy join hands do you combine?
>>47449798
>monk
>special snowflakeshit intelligence, not even once
![reni-guido-lot-and-his-daughters-leaving-sodom[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EiN2Sqp.jpg "reni-guido-lot-and-his-daughters-leaving-sodom[1].jpg")
>>47449822
>I promise you this party WOULD make a man out of him.
>In the biblical sense.
..Taking advantage of him during a very emotionally vulnerable time before getting him drunk and then proceeding to run what amounts to a female marathon rape train on him?I'm not actually okay with that.
>>47449917
no, that's "knowing him" in the biblical sense
>>47449638
>cleric, fighter, paladin, ranger,wizard
0/10, babby's first troll
>>47449917
Well I mean... I guess they could save a few coins and not get him drunk first...
>>47449947
>giant tits and high heels on everyone
Only wizard can get away with that
>>47449349
>>47449332
Are you serious, five people? Do you know how little loot I already get with our party of 4? Imagine if now we need to divide that by 9.
So, yeah, hell no.
>>47449953
>Well I mean... I guess they could save a few coins and not get him drunk first...
.....Taking advantage of him during a very emotionally vulnerable time before physically holding him down and then proceeding to run what amounts to a female marathon rape train on him?
I'm even LESS okay with that.
>>47450074
A couple years ago we had a game with 3 female PCs (barbarian, rogue, fighter) and a male PC (wizard). Then 3 more female NPCs tagged a long.
Somehow what started as a regular epic quest ended with the wizard wearing a pimp version of his attire and starting a mix of a brothel/adventurer guild with both the female PCs and NPCs.
It was strange, but my players had lots of fun.
>>47450139
>female PCs becoming whores instead of respect worthy adventurers.
>having fun with it.
I hope you and your players die a fire. Slowly.
>>47449780
>15 year old Hedge Mage
>Literally no formal education
>Barely knows his staff from his ass
/SS/ HAREM ANIME IS GO
>>47449332
...What kind of drek is this? You know what, screw it. I'm desperate for the help, and I haven't the Nuyen to just refuse you and get more "professional" help for the next job I gotta pull. Look, if you can stay alive and manage to pull your weight, and you'll have earned a cut of the pay, along with my respect.
>>47449344
DEEZ NUTZ
>>47450131
Ok, Lot's daughters didn't run a rape train. There are refractory periods.
Ok, fine, if you're going to be a baby about this, we'll throw in the drinking and take out the vulnerability. Happy now?
>>47450131
What if they cuddle afterwards?
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3bg1evG.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>47450553
>There are refractory periods.
Well if the train is running on time that's still 15 minutes between partners.
>>47450555
>What if they cuddle afterwards?
This man knows how to bargain.
>>47450700
God you are such a wuss. Get into the bang pit already!
With pleasure my maidens
>>47450033
Do you even mounted combat?
>>47449332
>A team of five, each following a similar visual motif but clearly occupying their own niches.
Do your roll call and summon your giant, combining robots and then we can talk.
The rest of the campaign now becomes one prolonged escort mission in which your party is tasked by the King to fabricate a ridiculously over-the-top "Quest to Save the World" so that his quintuplet Princess daughters can feel like "real adventurers."
The whole kingdom is in on it with you.
Go nuts.
>>47450700
Listen, buddy, you don't get on this train because you want to. You get on because the conductor chloroformed you and dragged you into the bathroom.All aboard.
>>47449332
>5 clones of my character dressed in skimpy fantasy-LARP clothing
NO, FUCK YOU
I WON'T JOIN YOUR PARTY
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
>>47449332
Interesting. The um... Knight? Doesn't have raised heels like the rest.
