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>Last Thread
>>47411784
>>47423479
Stop posting stuff Demonbane destroyed all the multiverses. It's over. No more Jump Chain.
>>47423530
Leave old drama in the old thread.
>>47423479
What is there to worry about in dinitopia?
So why is there no Half Kender race in the DragonLance jump? They're the best race for Paladine's sake.
>>47423545
What makes half-kender good and not abominations?
>>47423542
Just dinosaurs.
>>47423539
This isn't old drama it's for everyones own good to know they start out dead.
>I told my friend who only pops up occasionally that we have a Dragonlance jump because he always liked the books.
>His first response is literally just "Can I get a kender waifu?"
>>47423579
You should punch him in the nuts and "borrow" his wallet and carkeys. It equals to about the same thing.
>>47423559
They are taller Kender with patchy beards. What more could you want?
Where is the JoJo's jump stand supplement?
>>47423607
Non-Kender.
>>47423579
What is wrong with him?
>>47423608
>Old IP
You're doing this on purpose.
>>47423608
Doesn't exist.
Never will.
Jumpmaker gone.
No, you can't make one.
…
That covers everything, right?
Sorry if come across as an asshole, but it feels like people ask this every other thread.
>>47423608
There isn't one, the creator left for good before completing it.
Also we should probably leave a note in the drive about that thing, sort out the people repeating this question for the purposes of starting drama from the genuinely inquisitive
>>47423607
They sound like white trash.
>>47423643
>>47423637
See >>47423630
This isn't their first post in the thread. If I had to guess, it's the same guy dragging back the demonbane nonsense.
>>47423627
He says his justification is that his goal is to collect a harem containing all sapient species that aren't furry, so that includes Kender.
So, uh, question about the Megaman jump. If I recall correctly, Light Numbers in canon all have the Three Laws, where as Wily Numbers have programs in their head to keep then loyal to Wily.
How do I kill Darkseid?
>>47423669
Nothing in Demonbane is illegal in the US, third worlder.
>>47423673
Cripes, uh, my question was if we have that as a Light or Wily number, my bad.
So, Jumpers. We all derail and wreck canon as a hobby, but have you ever sat back and let an MC finish something on their own? If so, why?Boktai is coming along nicely. Smith capstone lets you make tech or magitech solar powered. At least, that's the plan.
>>47423675
C'mon dude, just stop while you're ahead. You already used up your rusing initiative after your second attempt.
>>47423673
I don't think Reploid ever made that distinction, and plenty of folks assumed they can just do whatever without any programming dictating them and he didn't say anything so I think it's a non issue?
>>47423613
>>47423646
You just hate fun and childlike innocence. No one with a good alignment could dislike Kender, the books say so. I bet you have a evil alignment.
>>47423675
First you have to pod an endbringer. Then make them fight.
>>47423700
They've studied that and disproven it, actually.
>>47423696
>>47423673
I'd honestly guess that no, you don't.
>>47423701
The fuck are you talking about I just got here.
>>47423711
Sure they have. Well, hide behind your "studies" all you want, we all know you're a monster.
>>47423706
My alignment is neutral.
>>47423729
>He said, in the thread founded by pokefuckers, furries, and some asexuals.
>On the website founded by lolicons
>>47423698
I let main characters finish stuff on their own whenever I can't be bothered to do it myself.
Obviously this happens as often as I feel lazy.
>>47423701
>>47423711
Oh, okay, thanks. I just don't like my free will getting messed with.
>>47423698
Avatar, the first one. Aang does alright.
>>47423753
I don't hear a denial.
>>47423530
But I want to have my own multiverse erasing robot!
>>47423706
>no one with a good alignment could dislike people that steal your shit all the time because they have no fucking concept of ownership
The book is retarded.
>>47423673
You are required to abide by all programming. It was asked before you should look through the archive before asking questions.
>>47423770
I'm telling you that you're on the wrong thread and website to whine about people have weird fetishes, especially when the fetish you hate was pretty fucking big here. Nobody here is a monster for their fantasies
You're probably just baiting, though.
>>47423698
Pretty much whenever there's no easy opportunity to clean things up neatly. If I can't just change one or two things to stop the bad guy before things spiral out of control, I tend to just let things play out as they would have while I stay on the sidelines trying to minimize collateral damage.
>spoiler
I'm going to make a robot that screams!
>>47423792
On a slight tangent, /jc/.
Do any of your Companions know about your, um, less common interests? If so, which ones, and what are their thoughts on the matter?
I understand if it's an awkward question.
>>47423794
Why?
>>47423816
I bind my mind and soul to all my companions, so yes. We have no secrets.
>>47423818
What about lolicons that hate Demonbane with a passionate fury?
>>47423816
you're trying to trick me into saying something lewd aren't you....
>>47423837
Well, you're still horrible, but your hatred for Demonbane will incline me towards leniency.
>>47423837
You mean passionate furry.
>>47423848
Pls no.
>>47423707
Does summoning one with the Samurai Jack thing also work?
>>47423530
If I jump to Super Robot Wars, can I get into the Demonbane universe?
>>47423868
don't worry this is one time I am not falling for bait, I'm sick of folks screaming at me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg
I need a way to get a chunk of that super dense wndbringer core material. Any ideas how to do it?
![[angry dooting].gif](https://i.imgur.com/DNEIfzU.gif "[angry dooting].gif")
>>47423899
IT BEGINS
>>47423707
>Pod an Endbringer
They're robots. No need to pod them, you silly.
>>47423899
What? Madness! New Doom and Quicksilver's seeming return? Awesome.
If I build an AI and put it in a deathstar will it need a pod?
>>47423698
I know people probably don't want to hear this, but Worm. It was early enough in my chain that I couldn't do a whole lot if I tried a head-on attack, and things *kind of* worked out in the end, so I mostly had my own adventures and hid in the warehouse when things got really bad.
Also, potential silly suggestion for Boktai for those of us with overly fair skin, a 50 CP perk that lets you tan really well instead of burning in sunlight.
>>47423899
>Sunday: Epicureanon returns with Dragonlance
>Tuesday: Quicksilver returns of Doom 2016
. . . i-is this the end times? Someone hold me.
>>47423906
Scrape it out of an Endbringer with Sting.
![[avalon plays in the distance].gif](https://i.imgur.com/RX7QBvM.gif "[avalon plays in the distance].gif")
>>47423899
>he lives
>HE LIVES
>>47423959
Depends on whether or not the AI is sapient. But probably, yes.
>>47423936
He's not back.
He never left.
He just doesn't namefag usually, unless he's mocking us.
He goes anonymous most of the time.
But the jump is a new thing, though.
>>47423978
I like that bird.
>>47423959
How would you even fit in into the Warehouse?
Where would you find a big enough door?
>>47423899
Dublicious Jump is dublicious.
So, how fucked is a jumper with HUGE GUTS?
>>47423906
dark matter ,Final Fantasy IX has dark matter as an ending reward, now unlike Cannon dark matter this can be saved into a knife that can cut through "the space between spaces" which I imagine allows it to cut things that can't just be cut with normal sharpness alone then there is the problem of weight, you'll need a way to teleport it from whatever it is on to the space you're going to be working on , I'd recommend a series of eliatrope portals moving it from wherever it has landed to the worksite.
Also what >>47423971 said.
>>47424004
If it's a companion it doesn't need warehouse.
>>47424004
By also building a Door Star, of course. Come on, Anon. This is like Jumper Megastructures 101.
>>47423966
Will consider. There will be a wild west aesthetic perk and a title perk as freebies, so I might toss that in with them.Also since the game is Konami, there will be a drawback that makes things like MGS. Complete with overly long monologues and unskippable cutscenes.
>>47423816
Well my penchant for narcotics of all shapes and sizes is a source of contention for a few of them.
But considering this occurs simultaneously with occasional bouts of drawback-induced insanity, with the results being hundred of very obtuse and narrowly specific academic treatises, they kind of got use to it.
I've been told that my "Socioeconomic Development of the Norwegian Bee People" was a compelling (if somewhat questionably accurate) read.
>>47423996
>Liking a borb
Calling it: This Summer SoAnon will also make her return.
>>47424007
It's 800cp, anon.
He probably put that in there for the jumpers who are so masochistic they want to kill themselves in the most metal way possible. Which to be fair, dying in a mountain of demon bodies and pools of blood as heavy metal music blares around them as the very air of Hell shudders with the sea of death is pretty fucking metal.
>>47423899
>More demonic perks
Just what I needed.
Man, that last thread was fucking awful, andthis one is already worse.
>>47424101
Scroll down bro
>>47424101
At least nobody wants to rebirth dio.
>>47424101
The only post worth anything was the one by Quicksilver.
>>47423899
Sororitas adventures in Hell?
Sororitas adventures in Hell.
Readan an buildan. Postan latur.
Thanks for the jump, broseph.
>>47424129
He probably only posted because he figured the thread couldn't get worse.
>>47424126
see >>47424129
Just because good things happened doesn't make all the bad things go away.
>>47424151
A few people bait, most people carry on having conversations like normal, I don't get the 'oh no it's worse than normal terrible end of the world' attitude or thinking.
>>47424147
This is like a summer vacation, huh?
>>47423816
Yes. after all, good relationships are founded in trust and openness.
That being said, some they indulged, some they didn't. Some of theirs I indulged, some I didn't.No, I'm not sticking my dick in a boat. Not even if we are married.
>>47424222
Prude.
>>47424192
Pffft. Best date ever. I bet the guy who waifu'd Jibril will be loving this.
>>47424055
Meh, I'm going for it.
Drop-In
Combat Training
If You Want A Job Done Right (700)
Pathfinder
Hell Devours the Indolent (600)
Praetorian (300)
Mythos Lore (200)
Iron Mind (0)
Hellfire (-100)
Rune Magic (-700)
Prophecy of the Seraphim (-1000)
Items:
Crate of Guns
Drawbacks:
Locks and Locks and Locks... (-800)
HUGE GUTS (0)
RIP AND TEAR!
>>47424222
> Not reenacting the Titanicwith you as the iceberg.
>>47424275
>Implying it's just one guy that waifu'd Jibril.
Anon, I don't think you've been keeping
>>47424311
Fair enough. The point stands, though. This is another good place to take her :pYes, that way too.
>>47423899
Flamio, my good hotman.I love you.
>>47424293
Titanic a shit.
Olympic a best.
>>47424222
>not fucking the boat
>not having sexual relations wit your wives
>not seducing and fucking literally everything in the universe including abstract concepts
Look at this, this facade of a man, of a human being.
Look at this waste of skin and laugh.
What are the upper limits for Omega Self-Molecular Manipulation from Xmen CU?
Could generate a small fusion reactor within yourself?
>>47423665
I... guess I can understand that.
But they're literally just Hobbits with less impulse control.
Why not just get a Hobbit waifu?
Wait, CAN you get a Hobbit waifu? Are there companion options in any of the jumps with Halflings in them?
>>47424509
Eh, not really. Physically they're more like short D&D elves than they are hobbits or halflings.
>>47424509
Forgotten Realms has one but it's kinda dumb.
>>47423899
103: Doom 2016
Drawbacks:
+600(1600)Ultra Nightmare
+200(1800)Too Late
+200(2000)Locks and Locks and Locks...
Background:
-0(2000)Researcher
Skills:
-0(2000)Mythos Lore
-0(2000)The Doom Wiki
-100(1900)Iron Mind
-200(1700)Argent Power
-600(1100)Rune Magic
-400(700)Empowered by the Well
Items:
-0(400)Pistol
-0(400)Hologram Grenade
-300(400)BFG-9000
Companions:
-400(0)Import x8: Usagi, Serena, Daenerys, Satsuki, Esdeath, Korra, Yoko, Naru
So, I wanted to go Demonic for this, but my companions really wouldn't stand for me being an outright monster demon. Didn't mean I couldn't buy from their trees though. Grabbed the demonic rune magic and well empowerment, and with the knowledge of how to work argent energy into my technology as well, this will synergize excellently with other magitech engineering.
Thanks to those drawbacks, I'm up against quite the horde. Fortunately, I have ways of dealing with them. Like various implements of mass destruction + the Carnivores perk that renders any attack I make non-lethal + a mass of befriending perks. Who has a demon army? Jumper has a demon army!
>>47423579
I think he should have to kidnap his kender waifu. Just for irony's sake.
>>47424509
Goddamnit, read it in his voice.
>>47423899
Quick question for KOTORAnon if their around:
Could I, in any way, shape, or form fanwank my companions into being transformed into other species not offered in the race option?
The species I had in mind were:
- Zeltron
- Miraluka
- Kiffar
Especially since they are all apparently branched from humans.
Also, does any one have a copy of the latest Dragonlance Jump? My net derped last night.
>>47424683
>Quick question for KOTORAnon if their around:
Did I just?
Correction:
>Quick question of KOTORAnon if THEY'RE around:
>>47424770
>>47424683
Since when could you ever order off the menu in jumps?
>>47424801
Eh, figures. Forget about it then.
>>47424801
Isn't that what jumps are?
>>47424834
Jumps are menus.
Is dragonlance done?
>>47423698
I did this for the majority of Bleach, though I interfered in some more minor ways. I let Ichigo do all the major thing; get his initial Shinigami powers from Rukia, go rescue her from Soul Society, etc. etc.
I only interfered in the sense that I mentored him a little throughout the series, got him a bit more in-touch with his powers and capabilities, helped him with his Hollow, helped him in dealing with losing his powers during the timeskip, during which I mostly acted as his major connection to the supernatural, befriending him, up until he got his powers back, after which Icame out with the fact that I was the new Arrancar king of Hueco Mundo.Was pretty fun.
Of course, I did plenty of plot-related stuff when he wasn't around, like assisting Soul Society fight against Aizen with my Arrancar insiders, saving Gin and Tousen, and generally forging an alliance between the Arrancar and Shinigami and working on becoming equals with Old Man Genocide. Ichigo just never knew about any of it before he got his powers back. Was a nice little surprise.
Afterwords, I pretty much made him my apprentice and offered podding him, though he refused, since he was pretty content with his life by the end of it all.
>>47424925
Yes, but he's going to do all kinds of updates
>>47423899
Goodness, this was unexpected. Guess this Doom game must be a pretty big deal, huh?
Also you may want to clarify how Lord of Hell works if you take it without any other demon perks or the background.
Drawback: Ultra Nightmare, Too Late (1800)
Rolled Hell: Kadinger Sanctum
UAC Researcher
Mythos Lore (Free)
Cult Occult (1600)
Rise of Lazarus (1300)
The Doom Wiki (Free)
Argent Cybernetics (1000)
Prophecy of the Seraphim (700)
Pistol (Free)
Hologram Grenade (Free)
Argent Power (500)
Management (300)
BFG-9000 (0)
Research Tools (0)
So, here we are in Hell. Hi, demons. We go by many titles, but the most relevant one here is King of Bel. And we are here to ask you a question: Is a demon not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
"No" says the man in the church, "god save us all"
"No" says the man in the UAC, "that's bad for employee morale"
"YOU ARE HUGE" says the Doom Marine "THEREFORE YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS. RIP AND TEAR. RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS"
Which brings us to the point-isn't it tiresome, failed invasion after failed invasion? You've got a pretty solid empire here, maybe do things with it that don't involve constantly dying to a legendary enemy who seemingly won't stay dead? Just think about what you could do if you shaped up and formed an actual civilisation, monopolised Argent energy and make humans pay through the nose in deals with you! Vote for us to attain rulership of all demonkind, and together we can MAKE HELL GREAT AGAIN!
...okay yeah, this is going to be a hard sell ending but hey-a campaign of war's practically the same thing as a campaign for votes in most demon societies.
>>47423966
Hey, there's nothing wrong with acknowledging your limitations and suiting your priorities to them.
...why is research tools there.
Pretend it's not there.
Fuck, get through FIVE of those damn disappearing captchas and one typo sticks through all the way. Anyone else getting a disproportionate amount of incredibly difficult rhythem game-captchas?
>>47424004
Pym particles, son!
>>47424994
The fucking disapear captchas never work anyway, once you pass them it says you typed it in wrong.
>>47425013
Those things make no sense whatsoever.
>>47425013
Shrunk things keep their strength right? Because I was planning on using pym particles to make a mega swarm of giant robots into nanobots.
What was your weirdest musical number?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nie23G9yNts
>>47425077
Fuck you in A minor.
>>47425051
Yes, and just make a mega swarm of micro deathstars.
>>47425086
Demonbane pls go.
>>47424051And no matter what happens.
We're never getting JoJo back.
>>47425094
Deathstar didnt really do much other than shoot. I want mine to sever stuff and build stuff from inside a creature or thing. Enough of them together and maybe I can make my enemies into living furniture!
Thanks Red for this opportunity!
>>47423899
DOOM! Lets do this!
>Drop In - DOOM GUY
>Great Steppe - BRING IT ON
>Perks:
Combat Training - Back to basics
Reload? - No time for reloading
Fortune and Glory - CANDY
Job Done Right - Huge Guts!
Pathfinder - Sneaky, sneaky
Indolent - Gotta go fast or die
Compensation - Speaking of dying, would dumb to die from a fall
Praetorian - RIP AND TEAR
Imposing - Rip and tear with my bare hands!
Prophecy - Cause I need my fucking Praetorian Armor and to even more dead killy!
>Items
Pistol - Freebie!
Box o Guns - Whats not to love?
Super Shotgun - Killing in style!
Chaingun - Cause why the hell not?
>Drawbacks
Stingy - Club and kick the small ones to death. Save ammo for the big ones.
Ultra Nightmare - Cause I got to make it interesting.
Fairly simple build. Honestly, might drop Impact Compensation to bring in a couple companions. Its a toss up. I like not dying from falls and junk.
I have no idea what I'm doing. I wake up strap to a stone alter, bust out, put on the free armor and weapons laying around, and lay way to demons. No need to make this complicated.
>>47424051
Don't forget this summer is when Mommy said they were coming back.
>>47425138
Please stop anon. Don't say that name.
>>47425186
She isnt that bad anon.
>>47425188
>inb4 some anon posts as Mommy just to stir shit
>>47423899
YOU LIVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIVkl34Vig
>>47425229
Anon. Anti-red.
>>47425239
MoS is fun.
Have another Doot.
http://youtu.be/LIlXjInVtR0
>>47425249
Yeah...
Oh shit, quick JC have you ever had a mentor that had a lasting impact on you throughout your chain?
>>47425315
Bancho. He taught me what not to do.
>>47423899
Got a few questions, if you're still about. How does Praetorian + Prophecy interact with the Armor item? Would you say the Praetorian armor counts as an item or a perk for the purposes of drawbacks in other Jumps? How hard would it be to convert it/integrate it into a cybernetic body?
Also, what can Hellfire do besides be thrown at things? You mention you can learn other uses, but I'm not sure what those are.
Finally, how bad a nasty can the Chainsaw take down?
Also, can I just say I'm glad to see you back and making Jumps, and love you for making this?
>>47425269
Why do you persist? Can't you tell that all you've achieved is to set everyone against your opinion?
>>47425332
Please stop responding to him. Everyone else has learned.
>>47425332
Shitposter.
Stop feeding him.
What does your victory dance look like?
>>47425315
Malkav.
Ha ha ha.
>>47425315
Guess it depends on what you mean by mentor.
Aslan kept teaching me lessons and chasing me around in Narnia. Shot the first lion I saw after Narnia right in the face. Went to the zoo in They Live. I partially blame the influence of the Alien memories.
Guess it depends on what you mean by a lasting impact as well. Kept my dislike of lions for 50 years or so, it lasted for as long as it did.
>>47425352
>>47425352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XDjqRlwOPs
Rolled 102 (1d582)
>>47425340
>>47425337
I have to wonder-how many times has he actually been reported by now? Why hasn't he been banned if, theoretically, everyone knows by now to report and ignore?
>>47425394
>Manderville
Exquisite taste.
>>47425424
Because mods don't enforce Global Rule 3.
>>47425352
>>47425431
Yup.
>>47425352
>>47425352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT3L6MI_wxE
I'm usually not a lizard, but it works.
>>47425527
We need to get WebMD on the case!
Yep, it's cancer.
>>47425527
Who is this even directed at?
>>47425552
All of us, I think.
Oh for fucks sake. Have any of you gone out of your way to make a setting happier in your chain? Make life in general peaceful and pleasant for the average person?
>>47425515
Why would you show this to me. What the hell did I ever do to you, Toriko. Did I kill your firstborn? Did Idoubledip?
>>47425552
Does it matter at this point? Everyone's cancer if you ask everyone. We hate jumpmakers, we hate jumpers, we hate jumps, we hate limits, we hate power, we hate creativity, we hate blandness...
We're the tumor. It's all of us.
>>47425560
>>47425552
I was just hoping someone would complete the meme.
Here’s the deal on anti-Red: he’s phone-posted, replied to himself, and engaged in the usual bits of trollery that some of us are familiar with in one way or another.
While I cannot guess his actual opinions of Red, in all likelihood he doesn’t give a shit about her. He’s shown himself willing to shit on ASA, OAA, Red, and now QS. So he’s a troll, which is obvious, but I honestly think he’s stirring shit and trolling because he hates jumpchain. There are people on /tg/ that hate this thread, and make a point of talking shit about it. Given how long he’s been at it, and as stated his willingness to attack more than just Red, I think that’s the long and short of it.
So replying to him does not help at all, will never hep at all. You’re not going to convince him that Red, OAA, or anyone else he attacks isn’t what he’s claiming they are. He doesn’t care. He just wants the thread broken and gone. So stop replying to him. It serves no purpose at all.
>>47425552
Humanity.
>>47425570
Yes, actually.
Since getting Energy Absorption from Xmen CU, whenever I go to places that are toxic, like Fallout, I chow down on all that tasty, tasty radiation.
Cancer levels drop, I get a meal, everybody's happy.
>>47425570
I try damn near constantly.Sometimes it doesn't work out.
Like with Pulsific Rim...
>>47425572
You sound a lot like my clinically depressed friend. You want a hug?
I have exactly three, and one of them is already taken.
>>47425602
>inb4 boogieman
>>47425596
It's such a simple desire but it fell so short.
For what it's worth I'm sorry.
>>47425570
Not really.
While I recognize that there are many individuals in the myriad worlds who suffer needlessly, I also understand that it's better to let them find happiness in their own way. If I go in acting like I know what's best for them, all that'll do is invite resentment, which breeds resistance and conflict, and then I have to clean all that up. Folks don't like being told they don't know how to run their lives - and regardless of how powerful I grow throughout the Chain, it's honestly not worth the hassle of going through the in-universe channels and introducing changes in a slow and sustainable manner.
tl;dr unlike some people with moral compunctions against taking over the world, I'm just kinda lazy.
>>47425621
Story time?
>>47425638
This. The most I'll ever really do is help enable people to find their happiness through improving technology and science, nothing on a grand scale.
>>47425570
I have long since stopped caring about what others think. If a setting is bad enough I do what I always do, set up shop and wait for someone to ask me for help.
Then I may try to fix the problem.
>>47425570
>Have any of you gone out of your way to make a setting happier in your chain? Make life in general peaceful and pleasant for the average person?
I introduced warp gate technology to Dune. That allowed FTL without the Spacing Guild, and with the Spacing Guild less relevant that made Spice less necessary. Rather than being space petrol that shaped the economy, and thus gave space desert far too much political power, it turned it into a novelty for the wealthy. So while Arakkis still had power, they didn't end up running shit.
After that, I slowly introduced a few other bits and bobs that made things in that 'verse better. There isn't a ton broken there, so its an easy fix.
Rolled 8 (1d582)
>>47425419
Huh. That was relaxing. Nice. Too nice.
...what diabolical plots are you cooking, Dice Gods?
>>47425694
I blew Arrakis up. I probably should have done this though, it'd certainly have cut down the bodycount, which runs into potentially millions of worlds.
>>47425340
>>47425337
You know what this means?
It's time for another episode in
THE ADVENTURES
OF TABLE-KUN!
Jump 2 - Ouran High School Host Club
1000/1000
Perks:
Banana Peels(50)
Bishie Sparkles(100)
Unnerving Presence(200)
Make Them Swoon(200)
Princely Bearing(200)
Little Devil(200)
Gear:
Water Gun(50)
After years in Undertale of being chill with Napstablook, and just generally unnerving the fuck out of pretty much everyone that we met due to nobody being able to tell if we were actually alive or not
Time for Table-kun's latest mishap...
High school romance!
People are all wondering about that new arrival in Ouran High school...
With such sexy legs and a broad surface
His mischevious nature, tossing banana peels around in the halls where people pass him...
Already the girls are clamoring around for that sweet sweet mahogany
What will table-kun do about this stunning new development?
and will he ever admit his ~deepest feelings~ to Haruhi-san?
Find out, on the next adventure of!
TABLE-KUN! World's most lovable inanimate object!
>>47423698
Several times.
For example KoTOR is one of my earlier jumps. I'm not touching the Revan/Malak conflict with a 10-ft pole. Seriously, those guys are WAY too strong for me at that point.
>>47423816
They all knew my secrets, and their opinions greatly differ. I have a LOT of companions, a good number of them not even Waifus contrary to popular belief.
>>47423899
>Justice is going to Hell
>Mostly to punch demons in the face and/or dick
>>47425315
>Looks at Jump-chan herself
Yes?
Also my Martial Arts Master in Wuxia.
>>47425570
That's kind of my thing.
>>47425727
>Forgot my name
Note to self:Do not post when you just woke up at your usual time, after staying up late.
>>47425708
>I blew Arrakis up.
I get that, but that's the wrong play for two reasons. First off, Arrakis-born are supposed to be pretty hot, so let's keep that in mind.
Secondly, the planets need each other for trade and sustainability so you need some way of keeping them interconnected. They need some kind of FTL, and they need to be free from the Spacing Guild.
Hardest part was building the damn gates, though once people figured out the advantage, which was fairly quickly mind you, they started building their own.
>>47425352
>>47425746
At that point in my chain it literally was the only option I had. I know they eventually develop ftl in the setting, I just didn't have an alternative to give people right then.
>>47425746
It seems like the Spacing Guild would want to protect their interests, lest they lose their profits. Did you do anything to protect the gates from- er, 'corporate interference'?
>>47425572
Why bother?
I can't take them with me.
If I do make everything better like some kind of extra-dimensional Deus ex Machina, then I'm also going to integrate them into my post-human singularity gestalt collective conscientiousness so that I can take the with me, at which point, nothing about the setting matters anymore, or really ever mattered, because the result is so divorced from everything that lead up to it.
The end result is entirely depended on something out of context arriving one day and suddenly nothing else matters, all the problems are instantly solved basically forever.
>>47425352
Are we talking minor victory dance or major Victory Dance?
>>47425793
Wrong post?
>>47425570
Happier? Oh indeed! I make it a point to light up everyone's hearts. I tell tales and sing songs give everyone warm and fuzzy feelings.
More peaceful? HA HA HA HA HA!
No.
I also hand out sick burns and hot new pranks. It's nice to chill every once in a while, but I need to fuel my Benefactor's interest somehow.
I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to some trouble to start.
And I do so enjoy trouble.
>>47425793
And people actually wonder why jumpers are commonly seen as monsters
>>47423899
Hello there. Glad to see you.
UAC Researcher: Everything is fire. Now, to clean up the mess. Bah.
Mythos Lore: Now, I am not saying you are COMPLETELY stupid... But here we are.
100 - Iron Mind: More mental defenses? Why, thank you.
200 - Cult Occult: I solemnly swear to not lie to people.
300 - Rise of Lazarus: Hey, more uses for the inevitable body count.
The Doom Wiki: Science. Yay!
200 - Management: And MORE demonic obedience perks. Geez, the resulting stack must be causing the poor things to destroy their knees genuflecting.
100 - Demonic Form: I suppose an accident took place. Things happen, you know?
200 - Imposing: Middle level, no more!
600 - Lord of Hell: Time to look... Hm. Doom demons are ugly as sin, but looking good would cause problems... Let's take over! NOW there's no problem, right?
300 - Prophecy of the Seraphim: I swear, capstone boosters are right up there with sliced bread.
Pistol: Not the best weapon ever my buttocks.
Hologram Grenade: Hm. Let's see what happens if I... Oh dear.
400 - Stingy: Ah. I do believe the words are RIP AND TEAR, no?
600 - Ultra Nightmare: Ah, the welcome challenge! Now, where did I put my "Consume flesh for healing" perks...
~~~
>"Hm, I wonder if befriending the crazy doom guy and helping him kill everyone is an option...?"
~~~
My sincerest thanks. The jump is wonderful, and your presence somehow soothes, to quote a certain someone.
>>47425833
Mah nigga!
>>47425743
Smooth.
I don't want to roast you, but you should have bean more cafful.
So Jumpers, how many canon relationships have you "oopsed"? Whether because you've personally pursued a waifu/husbando, or just torpedod the plot and caused butterflies?
>>47425643
H'oh boy, where to start.
So. Nechronica.
I'd just finished the battle with the Necromancer in the dead plains of the Saharadon't go to Africa, it's infested with dragons. I set about trying to "resurrect" the world - get the atmosphere cleaned, replenish the oceans, ensure the Dolls that I couldn't resurrect into new bodies at least didn't have as hard a time of it as before, etc.
I used Bismarck's Blessing - from FF13-1 - to try and replenish the planet's plantlife & oceans. Now, for those of you who have that perk, the water produced by Bismarck's Blessing increases the growth of plantlife around it by a metric fuckload. I also sprinkled seeds of the Bulb of Hope - from FF13-2 - which also contribute the same.
We started trying to repopulate the planet with new forms of life, starting with a few of my Companions spawning in Microchu, from ANOTHER perk in FF13-1.
as the jumpmaker of SRW deigned to tell me, Microchu are in fact a plant-based organism. That grow into giant toothy frog-like Ochu.
And they grow to kaiju-sizes we now refer to as Gigochu. I set about trying to fix this problem in my usual panicking manner, that I sicked my orks from Day at the Races on one wandering Gigochu.
I forgot that Orks were ALSO a plant-like organism, and this being so soon after LoT I hadn't edited out their sporing behavior.
With massive Gigochu and Kaiju-Orks and Mon-Squigs warring on the horizon, I sequestered as many of the Dolls on board my LoT as possible, and those I couldn't save because of the Nechronica companion-Doll issues.
I gave them giant robots to protect themselves, and set them up in cities that the kaiju couldn't reach.
>>47425746
Yeah, but that doesn't really make Dune any better in my opinion, only worse.
To fix Dune, what you need to do is eradicate humanity, or at least mostly eradicate them while completely displacing the power-structure, and replace them with a better one. With sentient robots.
>>47425782
Fair enough. Mid-chain jumps are hard, because you know how to fix them but you just don't have the tools for them.
>>47425786
Automated defenses with scaled lethality. Mostly just point defense and the like, but there were heavier weapons installed on it. All ships were scanned at a stand-off distance, and armed ships and or warships could only travel through certain gates at certain times.
Getting people to be okay with automated defenses was a bit of a hurdle, especially since they were AI that had to not look like AI, but greased palms go a long way to winning support.
>>47425864
Well I can't espresso how much I enjoyed that. I really need all these puns to get through the day.
>>47425878
I decoupled Washu from Tenchi's harem, and added her and Tokimi as companions. Officially it's because I'm taking Tenchi as my end jump, and I want some build up before I completely break the Chousin Experiment.
Unofficially I've had a thing for Washu since forever, and Tokimi a cute too.
>>47425878
Tonnes.
Reason I took a big Jamaican guy as my companion rather than a waifu.
Why bring a packed lunch to a tour of every restaurant in the omniverse?
Admittedly still haven't really worked out how I'm going to smooth it all over post-spark but that's a worry for another time.
>>47425864
>>47425910
These puns don't java with me.
>>47425942
How the fuck did you do that with your gif?
>>47425942
Why the fuck is the thumbnail of a mech on a desk, but when I look at it its a cat with trippy glasses.
I am not pleased with this dark magick.
>>47425878
I felt the Demon King from Demon King and Hero could do better than the hero. So, I more or less handled that in the most expeditious but least appropriate manner possible.
>>47423899
QUICKSILVER LIVES!
Also, have a build.
Location: Hell - Great Steppe
Demon of Hell [Free] Yesss
Age: ???
>perks:
Iron Mind [200] Always know if something tries to influence me? Gold.
The Doom Wiki [100] Tech is Fun!
Argent Power [400] And incorporating this in what I can already do seems good.
Hellfire [Free] BURN! Mwahahaha
Management [100] Oh, yes. Obey me. Stacking the demon command all up in here.
Rune Magic [300] Now this seems useful.
Demonic Form [Free] Here I am.
Imposing [100] Large...
Empowered by the Well [200] ...Powerful...
Lord of Hell [300] ...And In Charge. Also, looking good as a demon king is important.
Prophecy of the Seraphim [300] Shiny upgrades.
>items:
Pistol [Free] Shootings?
Testament [Free] Fancy reading material.
>drawbacks:
Stingy [+400] No ammo? Better rip, and tear, and burn everything in my path with radioactive fire then.
Ultra Nightmare [+600] And my enemies are strong.
So, I'm gonna conquer Hell. This... is actually pretty standard practise at this point.
Between being Overlord of Bel, some different kinds of demonic kings, and wearing a crown of demonic command forged from green-tinged white fire, it's only natural. Isn't it?
Anyway, glorious demon emperor time. Probably duel the Doom Guy sometime, slaughter my rivals, and take my throne.
>>47425976
>>47425986
Pretty sure it's the 1st frame shenanigans.
>>47425986
>>47425976
It's just a cat in both views for me. It's a fairly common glitch, I'm told.
>>47425976
>>47425986
Perhaps you have mental problems.
Or 4chan is borking it up.
Or I'm a magical man.
Or all three.
>>47425963
I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe if I percolated on them a bit more, they wouldn't be in such pour form.
I can't let a bad run make me bitter.
>>47425793
At that point, why bother jumping? you arent growing or learning or doing anything new, it's just the exact same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over with people wearing sliiiiiiightly different hats each jump.
>>47425942
What the fuck is up with that image?
thumbnailed it's some sort of warhams 40k robot model, I click it and it's a cat tripping the fuck out on lsd
>>47425878
All of Harry Potter, excepting the adult Weasleys.
I broke up the Malfoys (both generations). Well technically one of my companions caused the split in the elders, and I personally removed the ferret's head from his shoulders so that counts.
Hermione shacked up with Fleur to absolutely everyone's surprise.
Ron hooked up with Lavender for a while, before eventually settling down with both Susan Bones and Hannah Abbot.
Once I removed the stick from his ass, Percy dropped his squeeze and found a nice muggle girl.
The littlest Weasley became a spinster, but not before trying to hop on my dick. Turns out that she was Harry and Jumper-sexual. Dunno how the latter bit came about.
Potter himself hooked up with Tonks, which I'm sure was interesting.
>>47426134
What about Voldemort?
>>47425942
>That gif
Buh... But... But...
I thought cool cats don't trip, though...?
>>47423899
Doom Universe-
0/2000
Rolled for Anywhere on Mars, I choose the Research Complex. I want the BFG
Drop-in- I might like other perks more, but the appeal of being Doom Guy is too much.
Free Combat Training
Free Pathfinder
Discount What Do You Mean "Reload"?
Discount Hell Devours the Indolent
Discount Fortune and Glory
Discount Impact Compensation
Discount If You Want a Job Done Right
Discount Praetorian
Prophecy of the Seraphim
400 Point Group Hire
Free Pistol
Free Crate of Guns
Discount Super Shotgun
Too Late+200
Stingy+400
Exoskeleton+400
I'm going to Punch, Stab, And/Or Shoot ALL THE DEMONS.
>>47425878
Probably more times than I know, but the biggest offenses are in Twilight(more of me just giving a stern talking to about not getting involved with vampires and not encouraging stalker behavior), Cave Story(If Curly and Quote are meant to be a couple, I mean, I companion'd her for a few jumps before she deigned it necessary to leave)
Erfworld(Any of the MC ships because I made it very very clear I was the the winnest in that setting and if that meant getting Jillian into my grasp outside of Wanda's psycho-ass manipulation, that's what's gonna happen), Possibly FE:A depending on how thirsty I was feeling that time. I was definitely the self-insert Robin but I have no idea if Robin getting into the pants of most of his army would've been acceptable or not, and even if it was I can't quite say if it'd make it impossible for the future-kids to appear if all the possible mothers are enamored with him above the possible fathers
I might've also screwed things up in Negima or Rosario but I have no idea about the state of their waifus to say if my jumper's harem power overtook the MC's
Negi looks like a good dude though so I imagine encroaching wouldn't have happened
>>47426160
Rolled 426 (1d582)
>>47425701
>>47426185
>companion'd her for a few jumps before she deigned it necessary to leave
>Steal someone's waifu
>Don't even have the decency to keep her around
Whats your favorite item jumpers?
>>47426224
The fork.
>>47425878
Lots, I grabbed Ranma, Jibril, Evangeline Athanasia Katherine McDowell etc. I also stole Usagi Tsukino, But that was under the influence of a drawback, That was also when I learned how much of a scary fucker a Jumper can become when love over rules sense and restraint.
>>47425878
I'm married, so I don't go after the girls.
But those plot torpedoes tend to hit the dumber Shonen and Harem protags without much effort.
I do try to help pick up the pieces if the poor bastards seem to be really bad off, though.
>>47426224
Goblin horn from overlord. It summons a large goblin army of elite well trained and equipt and over all competant goblin soldiers.
>>47426224
Infinite pizza.
A question, for the honorable denizens of this thread:
If in dragonlance I import my companions as centaurs, will that make them Adeptas Centauritas or Centaura Sororitas? This is an important distinction I need help parsing.
>>47426248
>scary fucker
Which reminds me,
Jumpers, how often do you exploit the fear someone like you is sure to inspire, someone who comes out of nowhere, is inexplicably powerful in ways barely understood, has vague motives and seems to have only a passing interest in the plot?
>>47426324
Neither.
They become the Choir of Righteous Hoovesies.
>>47426324
Quit horsing around.
>>47426324
Adepta centaura or adepta sororitauros
What happens if I teach a Lamia karate?
>>47426222
She didn't enjoy the direction I was taking in one of the jumps, and I don't force companions to stay if they don't want to
I was a shady, pragmatic, kinda outright selfish asshole in that arc and I don't blame her for not wanting to deal with that
She returned to Cave Story afterwards
>>47426358
You get snekfu.
>>47426358
She'll be able to give her enemies a snakedown.
>>47426352
That's not his mane problem.
>>47426324
If they become the xeno, and they must purge the xeno, will they smite themselves?
>>47426224Praetorian Armor.I have a short attention.
>>47426324
Depends on their job
The Battle Focuses Adeptas are Adeptas Centauritas
The Healers are Centaura Sororitas
Both together make up >>47426349
>>47426224
My God-Spear. It is forged from the heart of a supernova and my own cosmic fire. It is all of the shiny.
Alternatively, my hat. It's a very fancy, distinctive one.
Or maybe the Barrels of cursed Jusenkyo water I got from Ranma... Those are always good for some chaos. Especially combining the waters of girl and cat to curse whatever into catgirls.
>>47425570
Peace is mandatory. Happiness is not.
Take Doom up there, for example. Once we turn all the other candidates for the throne of Hell into pillars of salt and/or cast them into a lake of fire, we have every intention of appointing angelic enforcers in their stead in order to start browbeating demonkind into an industrial revolution, converting Hell into a celestial bureaucracy defined by a re-education programme.
We do have some measure of mercy, though. The last day of the month is Purge Day. Citizens of merit may acquire more Purge Day points for personal use through proportionate contributions to society. Misbehaved citizens will have their Purge Day privileges revoked entirely.
Once Hell is civilised enough for the rank and file to take training in BFGs, this will incidentally give us the diplomatic and military leverage to twist the UAC's arm into implementing better health and safety regulations if they want to continue gathering argent energy safely.. Especially when it comes to things like tapping extradimensional properties.
All the while shining radiantly into peoples' souls, such that they feel their sins crawling on their back.
Because sometimes the only way to stop a war for good is to completely break everyone involved's spirits until they lack the will to ever fight again.
>>47425878
Not quite an "oops" or canon but...we kinda wingman'd Solaire of Astoria and Dusk of Oolacile. Hey, they were cute together and he was the one who actually carried her out of Manus' den while we were busy sniping him.
Also after a prolonged campaign of humiliating Maximilien by revealing him for the sociopathic brat he ultimately was, Selvaria personally kneed him in the nuts hard enough to shatter his pelvis.
>>47423698
Scott Pilgrim, mainly because we didn't really have anything against Gideon personally
Avatar and Wakfu, because we weren't the right man for the job.
>>47426326
All the damn time. I have ALL of the fear/intimidation perks.
Exploiting fear is kinda what I do.
>>47426324
>Adeptas Centauritas
That gets my vote.I may steal this idea.
Also, dragonlance has centaurs? Who knew?
>>47426224
Cauldron Vials from Worm.
>>47425352
When I really get into it...? It's a full on musical number.
With backup dancers!
What do you think the armies are for?!
Robots have specifically programmed subroutines! Goats know how to work lighting and the groove! All Waddle Dees can do the Kirby Dance!
This shit is MANDATORY. All minions must be able to assist with musical numbers or stay the fuck out of my way! You think I call myself the villain so I can go on a power trip?
FUCK NO.
PIC FUCKING RELATED.
>>47426364
>Implying Quote is gonna want her after you've used her up
>Implying she could be satisfied after spending decades with a godling lover
Does anyone have the latest version of the Dragonlance Jump? My 'net was out yesterday before I could download it, and I've got no idea where it would be in the Drive.
>>47426326
I let them think that I'm the kind of demon that is bound to fairly obvious rules.
It's entertaining when they realize that I'm not.
>>47426271
You know that you need certain jobs to use that function, right?
>>47426626
Should be in the uploads folder
>>47425861
>Befriending Doomguy
RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR THEIR GUTS TOGETHER!
>>47426662
Yes. Enbi only has like 12 levels of general/commander.
If I had the Like Riding a Bike perk from Sword Art Online and then go to Overlord as a Magic Caster and use the 「Perfect Warrior」 spell, would I keep the skills that it gives me even after I dispel it?
>>47426745
Perfect warrior doesn't give you any skills as a warrior, it just rearranges your stats to those of a warrior and allows you to equip warrior armor with no penalty.
>>47426784
And weapons, don't forget removing any penalty for equipping weapons.
>>47426745
Just like every time this comes up, temporary buffs do not stay when you have like riding a bike.
Who here killed Bruce Wayne's parents?
Martha's pearls look nice on the trophy room, and did any Jumpanons replaced the perps to recreate canon history?
>>47425878
I've always been bothered by the fact that I pretty much have to torpedo the canon pairing to have Usagi, until I realized a workaround.
I just had to jump Generic Magical Girl as one iteration of Sailor Moon, and set myself up in place of Mamoru. In THAT world I don't cockblock him, I exist in his stead. And I'm way less of a jerk than he is most of the time.
>>47426848
No, but I did resurrect them. They had very choice words for their son about his nocturnal activities.
>>47426848
>Who here killed Bruce Wayne's parents?
I don't think there are enough "screw fate" perks in the chain to save them. Same with Uncle Ben.
