You have a chance to call on all of the branches of the Imperium on their bullshit. From the High Lords to the Inquisition. This is an Imperial Roast Thread.
>>47350827
hard mode: no furries?
All non-Ultramarines, are you even trying?
Step up or kill yourselves you worthless fucking faggots.
>>47350827
How's that "Imperial Truth" thing working out for you?
Turns out sticking your fingers in your ears closing your eyes and shouting lallalalalala I can't hear you doesn't actually work.
>>47350827
Nice everything, doucebags. 27 BC-476 AD called, they want their motif back.
>>47350845
OP here. No furries. Just roast the shit out of the Imperium and all of it's branches.
>>47350827
Yo, Girlyman. Turns out having roving bands of genetically altered supersoldiers with little to no oversight is a really, really bad idea.
>>47351983
>>47351032
>>47350916
Cringeworthy af
>>47353050
You have anything better?
>>47353050
Epic contribution to the development of this thread, truly this is the Mortarion/Khan of posts.
Countless Arbites on countless Imperial worlds and not once has one been documented exlaiming "I AM THE LAW!".
That's some pussy ass shit.
