Haha you haha dumb haha fucking haha Imperial shits get shot
>live in age with bombs, plasma guns, tanks, space ships
>charge with a chainsaw
Imperium is retarded and every smart human joined Tau already Emeror of Mankind aka Cocksucking Homo was nothing more than yet another warmongering tard and I shit all over his corpse.
I don't like people who trash talk in character when I'm just trying to play relaxing game with my toy soldiers. I get that the universe is what makes it fun for you and, but I don't need you yelling Hersey at me from across the table constantly. Maybe try socializing outside of repeating some meme about how awesome your team is?
>>47324099
You're a faggot
>>47324019
>implying the chainsaws/swords don't work because armor technology in the Imperium has exceeded ranged weapon technology in many places, and also because Orks and Tyrannids are generally hardy enough to reach melee range.
>>47324099
>he unironically plays tabletop when DoW exists
lmao fucking manchild playing with plastic soldiers kill yourself you fucking abominable fucking failure fuck I bet your parents regret tehy didn't use a condom
thats some nice trolling there lou.
>>47324143
*they
>>47324019
Did you expect anybody to take the b8?
0/10, would not rage again
>>47324208
Thanks, that really clears up your shitpost.
Why are you even here in /tg/ if you're only making fun of people who play tabletop games?
>>47324019
Tau plasma doesn't get hot because it's weaker than Imperial plasma. The increased power is worth the overheat. The Imperium CHOOSES not to use Tau style plasma.
>>47324249
To call you a bunch of sad virgin losers and wastes of oxygen you chucklefuck.
>>47324250
>CHOOSES
Not really. The Imperium has forgotten how to set it on safe mode. There are very few Techpriest that know how Plasma weapons work.
>>47324260
You're only doing this because you want to forget that you are a "sad virgin loser and waste of oxygen".
>Imperials going full damage control
Odd, you'd figure they'd know by now that "controlling things" isn't one of their core strengths
>>47324019
kek
>>47324628
>Control vast majority of galaxy
>Bad at controlling things
>>47325193
>shit keeps falling out of your mouth
>i-its o-okay guys, I g-got this under c-control
>mfw they literally worship a rotting corpse
>>47326178
Lol right? nurgle are so crazy
>retarded alien savage laughs at melee weapons
they stop laughing when the powerfists start breaking their legs
