What kind of stats would a replica Ten Shin from Steven Seagall's private collection have in a generic fantasy setting?
What kind of stats would he have?
>>47222882
The plastic stick probably counts as a Light Club, a Fine one, I guess, if it's as tough as it's described.
>>47223132
Might want to look again junior. That's a genuine Steven Seagall walking, fighting stick. Designed by the Man Himself, known for not only his ability to act but also his ability to fight and kill on command. Not only that, the Steven Seagall Ten Shin Kung Fu Fighting Walking Stick is made out of genuine Cold Steel indestructible polypropylene. I'd pit it against any of the finest weapons ever to grace history.
>>47223759
Alright, but by the rules sticks can't be Very Fine so that's pretty much the best I can do.
>>47223759
What stats/rules would Steven Seagall have?
I heard that he had his tuxedo custom made to fit and conceal a desert eagle for his wedding day..
>>47223872
His rules.
>>47223938
I didn't know he was also a cop. What a diverse career
>>47222882
"I'll snatch every motherfucker birthday"
Everyone has to make a Perception check to understand what he's saying.
>>47223938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYvSK-xBAMU
>>47223759
Are you fucking around?
Cuase that's like saying the Foreman grill is the finest grill in history.
God damn it, can't sage in this app
>>47223759
>Out of his fucking mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXaOGnDRf1A
>>47225387
Are you autistic? Of course he is joking.
>>47222882
Stat him for Phoenix Command
