I'll start:
"You enter inside the drunk kobold. Suddenly, it explodes!'
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"I make him look extra gay"
"They should be slipping on that shit"
"I let it hang out in full view of everybody"
"I pull the tentacle out of her"
"I kick the living shit out of her, literally"
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"Excuse me good sir but I don't think that walrus appreciates you sticking your dick in it's mouth."
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"I sniff him and say: kidneys"
"One of us is keeping your penis, and it's not going to be you."
"Somebody put it on, it'll be banter."
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"The navigator died from hitting the wall when the ship crashed on the planet."
"he has a force sword on him."
"So the -force- was not with him?"
"If anything... too much force."
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"Is it a called shot to spit in the Succubus' mouth?"
"I whisper sweet nothings in his ear as I penetrate him."
"You promised me Dick, I've come here for Dick, I'm not leaving without Dick."
"Fuck did we just summon the water antichrist?"
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"All right guys, do you want it sticky or slippery?"
"She rolled like a pumpkin!"
"Is she building a magical television?"
"The dog is blue now"
"What if I wanted to just keep his head? How much would that cost?"
"Her teeth chip audibly, then she vanishes"