Why do agalmatomancers hate necromancy so much? (and vice versa)
>>47219454
Dat assistance doe
>>47219454
>agalmatomancers
u fokkign w0t m8???
Everyone hates necromancy because it's practiced by necromancers who are obnoxious whiners who don't practice proper hygiene.
>>47219454
I want to fuck that sculpture.
>>47219707
Kinda like necromancy, but with statues.
In other words, better than the corpse stuff in almost every way.
>>47219734
>>47219499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9bk2MrMGaA
>>47219729
Look guy, I CAN'T take a shower or I risk losing all my skin. No one takes a skeleton seriously these days and I have a reputation to keep!
>>47219761
>is a necromancer
>is a skeleton
Wow why am I not surprised
You're making it real hard not to be magist
>>47219734
That was the intent. You're looking at Renaissance-era hardcore public porn.
>>47219864
>hardcore
That would go on /s/, there's no dicks or penetration
Are there any well-done statues of actual coitus?
>>47219877
There's one with a satyr fucking a goat.
>>47219948
Any with exposed FEMALE anus? I need to know for when I time travel and require fap fuel
>>47219964
so even in your time travel fantasies you're still jerking off to statues?
![ermafrodito_dormiente_palazzomassimoalleterme_5275[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XTzbswW.jpg "ermafrodito_dormiente_palazzomassimoalleterme_5275[1].jpg")
Just you guys know, this statue is a futa.
Sleeping Hermaphrodite, exposed at the Louvre Museum, Paris.
>>47220089
God. Fucking. Damnnit.
I've learned to expect this sort of "teehee sneaky penis" shit with weeb garbage, but not with fucking classical statues.
>>47220186
It's no big deal. You can just chisel it off.
>>47220217
By the look of it somebody already tried, unless the Greeks had freaky pointed dongs.
>>47220276
It's was probably because of that pope.
>>47220186
>but not with fucking classical statues.
Bruh you don't invent a word for chicks with dicks unless you have a lot of them just lying around that need describing.
>>47220028
Yes, more statues.
>>47219454
Presumably because it's more difficult to imbue life into something that was never alive than it is to just pull up some zombies.
>>47220332
Actually, you could go the other way around and invent a word for something that is one-of-the-kind just to emphasize how unique and special it is.
>>47219454
>>47220089
idgaf bro idgaf naf yumyumyum here I come
>>47220186
>teehee sneaky penis
teeheehee
>>47219740
>Kinda like necromancy, but with statues.
They tell the past by speaking with statues and learning the things they knew in life?
>>47220962
That would be a name, not a word
>>47221070
And hermaphrodite is just Hermes and Aphrodite slapped together.
Oh my God, the Greeks invented shitty celebrity couple names millenia ago.
>>47220186
sneaky penis time ;)
That should be a board game.
Why is it the odd statue threads are some of the best threads?
>>47220186
>didn't expect Greek statues to involve traps
You brought this on yourself.
>>47219454
>sculpt a girl
>>47220089
>call it a boy
Why is this allowed?
>>47221058
Of course. Can you even IMAGINE how much a statue has seen?
>>47221378
cause legal boys are nice anon you should try one some time. Quite tender
>>47221360
traps =/= herms
That statue has tits and a pussy.
![marmo-pudicizia[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u4cjtfm.jpg "marmo-pudicizia[1].jpg")
>>47221229
Thanks, now on top of reading aboout shitty celebrity couple name, I will also picture an abominable amalgamation of the two celebrities in one single being.
Anyways, I got some Coradinni statues for you rock fuckers.
And check Bernini's Persephone, it's one of the bast rendered flesh on marble out there.
>>47221517
>dat cloth
>>47221517
thats amazing
>>47221534
>implying that's cloth
>>47221517
>And check Bernini's Persephone, it's one of the bast rendered flesh on marble out there.
>the way Hades' fingers press into Persephone's thicc booty meat
Bernini was a fucking master
![bernini1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pCpFAiP.jpg "bernini1[1].jpg")
>>47221814
He sure was
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