Guys what would YOU do for the Emperor?
Pic related is your reward
>>47139822
I'd give him tacos.
>>47139822
I'd ring the dinkster to wake him from his slumber
>>47139822
I'd give him a chance to reconsider his decisions before wiping out imperium
>>47140463
You'd do what you motherfucking heretic?
>>47139822
This is akward. You shouldn't make a Klondike bar the reward. People have been known to do anything for a Klondike bar.
>>47140773
That is why it is only used as a last resort holy instrument by the Inquisition anon.
>>47140463
>>47140773
What do you think is a better negotiating tool: a Klondike bar or the threat of Exterminatus?
>>47139822
There is only one answer. I would do anything for the Holy God Emperor and my only reward would be knowing that I had served him well. All others answers are heresy.
>>47140463
nigga please.
>>47141004
We all die eventually. But only a chosen few know the joy of premium vanilla ice cream in a perfectly crunchy chocolate shell.
>>47141132
And with that Abaddon the Despoiler renounced his allegiance to Chaos and led the Cadian people to victory in the Emperor's name
>>47139822
Die gloriously in his name, of course! I shall hold the line and I shall never falter!
Praise the Emperor and support him fully only to fall to chaos when they offer me TWO Klondike bars.
>>47141435
But sir,I thought only our Dear Solar Macharius was the only man to get TWO Klondike bars in the Emperor's service?
>>47141374
But anon what if the line holds you?
>>47139822
>there's a reward
the only reward for serving the emperor should be the knowledge of having served him well.
Anything offering another reward for such is obviously touched by chaos and/or a xenos, and should be purged accordingly.
>>47141849
As a member of the Inquisition I agree with you of course brave Adeptus Astartes but wouldn't a reward be worth it if it was say a Bolter,or some other weapon to distribute justice onto the Emperor's hated foes?
>>47142046
Of course, inquisitor.
More tools in which to serve the emperor are but manifestations of his will, and should be accepted graciously.
>>47139822
anythingexcept heresy
>>47142068
Hmmm well I've been noticing the Imperial Guard have been having a hard time tackling there foes perhaps even this "Klondike bar" relic of Old Terra would be more effective than the standard lasgun
>>47139822
Service to the Emperor is it's own reward.But a Klondike Bar would be nice, too.
>>47142157
And I hear the Adeptus Sororitas are quote " rewarding" as well
>>47142322
>>47142361
My body is ready for some holy intercourse. For the Emperor!!!
>>47140059
>tacos
>not kebap
>>47142551
>kebap
kek
>>47142322
Unless you're a chick, you're out of luck.
The sororitas are more flaming than the Salamander's armories.
>>47142820
Hey lesbian Sororitas action is better than no Sororitas action. And I believe having more flames than the Salamanders is the same as an act of heresy sir
>>47143138
I'm not counting any wargear that is outside of the armory, Vulkan's artifacts, or any of the Salamanders themselves.
My party just killed half the nobles in the Empire by burning down the mansion while they were all inside having a party.
I don't think the current ruling Empress Regnant even wants them to do anything but die at this point.
But the Tau just offered me this to join the Greater Good.....
>>47143552
Just one, or the entire box?
What if they don't like Klondike Bars?
are these even good?
>>47144529
Yes, they are the favorite chocolate covered treat of the Imperial Guard regiments.
>>47139822
I have found the Klondike stc obviously, and now my reward is a lifetime supply.
For the ig need their desert!
>>47145011
And of course a space marine centurion too for cuddle sessions
>>47141365
headcanon accepted.
>>47145115
>But as he bit into the Klondike bar he tasted something else, something that tasted like hard Imperial steel. He looked and found a Baneblade lodged in his throat and only managed to scream CREEEDDD!! as the main gun fired knowing that the fates and that Cigar-Chomping Motherfucker have trolled him once again.
>>47145085
Hmmm I don't know how cuddly they are.
But I could use sum sisters to help protect the stc though.
>>47145309
Please. They'll end up binging on chocolate and diddling one another.
I'd join a slanneshi cult
>>47145636
And in the end we all get purged for heresy when the sisters can't manage to fit in their PA when the local =][= turns up to inspect the facility. ..
I'm sure the ice cream fueled rogues will make it all worth it
>>47146029
Nah the fucking will burn enough calories. Not to mention the general daily training that isn't just a euphemism for more lesbian sex.
>>47141057
>>47139822
Loyalty is it's own reward. I'd gladly take His mailed fist to the face if it meant our Lord walked among us once more
>>47142046
>>47142157
>>47141849
>>47145978
B-but anon that would be h-heresy.
>>47146058
And they also have their flamers in case they need to "burn" some more off too.
>>47149032
Rogal Dorn is that you?
Your Emperor may offer delightful ice cream, but he can never off you true deliciousness...only Chaos could make something so savory...
>>47150752
But that much flavor can't be contained you'd be turned into a Chaos Spawn oh no-ARGALBLARBL
