Stat the first Planeswalker.
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Hey there /tg/.
A thought came to me yesterday. Jesus was the first planeswalker. being the first documented crosser of the planes. Say we take him from Christian mythology into MTG. What would his colours be, and where do you think he would walk to?
he can make dead people resurrect
100% black mana shit
>>47116321
White, clearly. Jesus was definitely white.
>>47116962
>>47117207
...why is that edgy?
Walk on water = Islandwalk = blue
Summon swarms of fish = blue
Farseeing (e.g. when he looked at Nathaniel under the tree) = look into opponent's hand = blue
Jesus was clearly blue.
>>47117253
Just so used to the Jesus was black movement that I thought you might have been implying it again... Sorry if that wasn't the case.
>>47117256
>artifact destruction (money lenders in the temple) = red
>34 "Do not assume that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. 35For I have come to turn ‘A man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law" = red
>PASSION of the Christ
>passion = red
Jesus was clearly red
>>47117401
>Jesus was black movement
>>47116321
>>47116554
>>47116962
>>47117256
>>47117870
So, Jesus is 5-color planeswalker?An oldwalker, even
>>47117256
>>47117870
>Conjuring food to feed a crowd = Green's lifegain fluff
>Didn't die when he was killed = Regeneration
>Walked everywhere = Explore
Jesus was clearly green
Feeding five thousand = token swarm = green
Buffing his army of disciples? Green.
Weather control? Green again!
Obviously, Jesus is green.
>>47117941
>>47117943
>>47117946
5 color confirmed.
>>47116321
There are documented planes walkers that are older than 2000 years though
Like sorin, ugin, Nahiri and bolas. Probably some of urza's lot too. And that one guy who edged up and just fucking have yawgmoth Phyrexia
>>47118565
>not three life
jesus christ man have you read the book
