>be at the club
>your girl violates the Emperor's ruling at Nikea
>this guy slaps her ass
Wat do?
Start mopping the fine red paste that used to be my girlfriend off the floor.
>>47097968
>fine
You mean extra chunky meat sauce?
>>47097944
Well, after processing the fact that he isn't on Lunar base Gamma anymore, he'd vaporize the mutant humanoid for violating the fifth law, and the seventh law.
>>47098019
I don't get the reference, elaborate please
>>47097944
>>47097944
Remind him that dogs exist to serve men. If he gives me sass it's the rolled up newspaper.
>>47098110
Get out Magnus, none of your brothers ever liked you. Even Lorgar and Lion thought you were a dork
>>47098135
A wolf is not a dog
>>47098185
No, it's the prototype clay we used to make dogs. He's even less useful than a dog.
>>47098145
Strange how the Biker got along with the Nerd
>>47098208
To the Emperor and Malcador he's extremely useful you mong
>>47098268
Bikers and nerds get along pretty easily in the real world, if my experience has taught me anything.
>>47098044
Just saying how my current PC would react. He's a rather heavily armed five meter tall bot currently stationed on the moon.
>>47098268
They had to make Khan interesting somehow so they paired him up with the nerd sitcom style
>>47098272
>he's extremely useful to a couple dead guys
Only because he wants to gnaw on their bones, as a dog is wont to do.
>>47098309
Heretic detected, opinion discarded
>>47098352
You can hide from the truth all you like, it won't change anything. Just remember to wash your hands after petting any Space Wolves, dogs are naturally very dirty.
>>47098397
Someone get this heretic outta here
>>47098416
You keep saying that word, but you don't say anything to prove what I've said is wrong.
>>47097944
My Navigator starts shouting that he is under direct protection of an Imperial decree and that if Russ wants his troops to go through the bloody warp she's going to have to do that "spooky shit" he complained about and to take it to his dad because I'm not going to explain AGAIN what a navigator is, do it anyhow, point to the headband and go "THROUGH THE WARP. WE HELP YOUR SHIP THROUGH THE WARP"
Then I turn around and go back to my chambers where it smells of perfume rather than dogbreath. With whatever is left of my girlfriend.
>>47098464
back to /sp/ with you faggot
>>47098471
the navigators love Russ though, they'd do anything he asks
>>47097944
Call OP a faggot for making YET ANOTHER Leman Russ thread.
>>47097944
Remind my brash brother of the difference between sorcery and pyskers, but I still pat him on the head for his vigilance and loyalty to the Emperor's Will.
>>47097944
Declare my name in a memorable way, thus becoming a named character, then challange him to a duel.
As a named character Russ will be unable to beat me.
Afterwards he will mumble something about just pretending to fight whilst spilling spaghetti out of his power armour.
>>47101050
Clever bastard.
