Primarch cock sucking is just one of the hundreds of reasons why 40k fags might literally be the worst humans alive.
That's a wrap. Glory to the winner
I knew Dorn had it in him to win this.
>>46981831
pottery
>>46981587
The most relevant one.
The joke is that they're all irrelevant.
>>46981587
Can we do a req round now, of 40k characters?
>>46981619
>nurgle tends to slaanesh wounds
WHAT COULD GO WRONG
What system is this?
>>46981596
Is cornucopia equivalent to a terrasque? Why is everyone running away from it?
>>46981787
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>>46981831
As expected from Alpha Legion trickery.
>>46982782
In the Hunger Games books and moives It's a big stash of weapons and supplies right at the starting point of the games. Since all of the competitors are also right there though it tend to turn into a blood bath. A big chunk of the deaths happen durring the mad dash for stuff so a good ammount of people just say screw and get the hell out of dodge rather than taking the bait.
>>46981725
There there, Anon, we can see that being around things that you dislike upsets you, maybe you should try going somewhere that the things you don't like aren't. Maybe just take a break and get some ice cream.Or, ideally, leave /tg/ for good because 40k isn't going away regardless of how much you shriek like a spoiled child who hates the thought of anyone liking anything that isn't his favorite brand of toy.
>>46983280
persoanly I'm still trying to figure out how sticking their names into a Hunger Games simulator and laughing at them as they die in stupid ways is "Primarch cock sucking"
>>46981596
Guess it's not a Khornucopia.
>>46981596
Curzefag BTFO
>>46981659
How the fuck do you die of hunger in one day?
>>46983713
shitty programming
>>46981659
>Sanguinius, Alpharius and Corax successfully ambush and kill Russ, Vulkan and Robute
Where's your precious Codex-enshrined tactics now Girlyman?!
>The Emperor loses sight of where he is.
This feels like a metaphor for the fall of the Imperium.
>Dorn and Slaanesh sleep in shifts
Not even Dorn's defenses could protect him from what She Who Thirsts will do to him during His/Her/Its shifts.
>>46981831
I have witnessed perfection.
>>46983713
hypermetabolism, I guess. Primachs probably need 300k calories a day.
>>46984136
>Not including pics
baka desu senpai
>>46984203
can't be fucked
lel
unstoppable
;_;
sudoku
>>46984503
Imotekh infection lel
Cocaine ruled performance enhancing
>>46984237
>Marbo questions his sanity
>explosive screaming intensifies.gif
>run the "simulation" again
>final kill
>F
>>46984667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXU14hkuSI
Do DoW characters next.
>>46981847
>>46981831
>>46981801
>>46981787
>>46981760
>>46981691
>>46981659
Motherfucking Alpharius. Not even mad that Omegon wasn't invited.
>>46985555
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/edit.php
go for it.
>>46985670
>>46985555
Imma do this one hang on
Let the games begin!
FUCK YOU TALDEER
What.
>>46985852
sindri cursed you for forgetting him
:`(
Adrastia what the fuck do you think you're doing.
>>46984187
>Swarmlord is a girl
i didn't need this boner
Poor Bluddflagg.
>>46984187
>Abaddon kills GW
poetry
>>46985936
every tyranid is a girl anon, except old one eye...
>>46985943
adrastia feeling the regret of carron kek
THE ENEMEH HAS TEHSTED DEFF AND DEFEAT
Lots of poisoning deaths in this one.
Stupid Tau.
Dayum.
Bloodless night.
>>46986031
>>46986046
C'mon Eliphas
Jesus fuck the Necron Lord of Kaurava is on a rampage.
Boreale is a scary guy.
"AND THEN THE EMPRAH CAME BACK AS A SKELETON"
He finally caught his prey.
>>46984060
That's a good point. Regular spess Maureen probably need a huge number of calories to keep going, and I imagine super duper steroid space marines would need even more than that
The Bluhd Rehvens are teaming up.
WE HAVE FEHLED..............
>>46986238
.......THE EMPERAH......
Game.
CHAOS UNDIVIDED HAIL ELIPHAS THE INHERITOR
>>46986269
eliphas steals blood raven lives.
Matt Ward and Cato Sicarius where?
>>46986305
one with the GW design team might be good
MALCADOR GOD DMAMIT
>>46984170
>Everyone else will have smoked the drugs before I get any.
>>46984187
>Gotta practice my shootin
>>46984237
>Good thing I practiced my shootin
>>46984256
>AHAHAHA I STOLE ALL KHARN'S DRUGS
>>46984287
>SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
>>46984310
>ARE THERE ANY DRUGS IN HERE
>>46984346
>he said no homo and gave me drugs
>>46984360
>THERE AREN'T ANY DRUGS ANYWHERE
>>46984395
>WHY ISN'T THIS FOOD DRUGS
>>46984411
>THERE STILL AREN'T ANY DRUGS HERE
>>46984428
>i ran out of drugs
>>46984463
>this is awful robots don't have drugs
>>46984489
>DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS
>>46984503
>I TREATED IT WITH DRUUUUUUUUUUUGS
>>46984522
>bitch didn't even have any drugs
>>46984545
>THIS WATER ISN'T DRUGS
>>46984592
>ran out of drugs again
>>46984646
>BUT I WON AND NOW I CAN BUY ALL THE DRUGS I WANT
>>46981587
The strange thing is, this isn't a million miles away from what actually happened
