>character with a wisdom score of 18
Give me wise things to say. I wanna wise the fuck out of people.
>>46932291
You don't need to say anything wise. You simply need to know when to speak and when to be silent.
>>46932291
The beast thing about having high WIS is that you don't have to say anything wise. You can do normal shit and people will attribute deep lessons to it.
>>46932291
People die when they are killed.
There are many types of wisdom. What's your character's personality like?
>>46932375
>>46932320
Found the guy with WIS 18 IRL right here.
>>46932320
Literally the wisest thing you're gonna hear in this entire thread.
>Love is like a flower
>If you pluck it the flower it quickly dies
>And it ceases to be what you love
>But, if you leave the flower
>And let it grow
>It will be beautiful.
>Love is about compassion
>Not possesion
>>46932399
He says wise things a lot because he's older than the rest of the group and enjoys simultaneously annoying and enlightening them.
>>46932449
So basically a condescending pretentious shitlord, got it.
>>46932320
>>46932352
>>46932420
>>46932422
No, that's 8 wis at best right there. It's just the classic "First few posts of a thread need to be the contrarians who think that anyone doesn't expect their contrary replies."
>>46932449
>it's literally just an old dude who has seen some shit
Just think like an old dude who has seen some shit.
>>46932512
>has never had a life lesson taught to him by someone just staring at him
Did you even have a father?
>>46932449
Say things about how your reaction to people effects how they act toward you.
e.g. how you would leave people alone if they weren't so fun to annoy.
>>46932449
"It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."
>>46932291
you're on the right track already, just quote buddha, confuscious and gandalf and people will be impressed.
>>46932320
Ah, but the wiseman knos nothing but always seeks knowledge.All things are impermanent and prone to circumstance because they exist, including speech, time, and circumstance. Therefore, the only thing permanent is what doesn't exist.
Watch a lot of King of the Hill and notice how Hank is usually trying to help people when he's not written as the conservative strawman.
>>46932291
Just spout some gems from this or that old philosopher. The Book of Proverbs can also be useful.
"Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men." is a good one, courtesy of Seneca.
If you want to be edgier, Nietzsche is a safe bet.
>>46932291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKGX9tdPeN0
>>46932711
You da real MVP Shas.
>>46932650
Quiet time now Jaden.
>>46932708
Alternatively go with the ol' "God is dead" and get purged by the cleric and paladin.
>>46932291
"Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
>>46932291
>>46932291
>>46932291
http://inspirobot.me/
>Make other people think that sometimes your normal
Not exactly up the right alley but it works
You can thank me later
>>46932291
Talk about the long game, about not being ruled by emotions and impulses.
>>46932993
>prepare for failure, drive and play dead
wot........?
>>46933027
You fail, you put a brick on the gas and fake your death. What's not to get?
>>46932291
you sir are an idiot.
>>46932291
He who drop watch in toilet, have shitty time.
Woman who sink into man's arms, soon have arms in man's sink.
some of these are pretty good
>>46932291
The ox is slow, but the earth is patient.
My parents love that one. They revel in its meaninglessness.
You can also tell people that they don't know whether to shit or spit nickles, if the need ever arises.
Oooh! Also: You only think you're having fun.
>>46932291
"The hardest part about getting to the top of the ladder is getting through the crowd at the bottom."
>>46932291
Wherever you go, there you are
It ain't over till it's over.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
It's like déjà vu all over again.
No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Fighting is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
The future ain't what it used to be.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
>>46932512
>I just need to say smarty things, who cares about the decisions I make?
>>46932291
The book of Proverbs had a lot of goodies.
>>46932291
just quote that native guy from mystery men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuUopTPgjOI
>>46932449
Basically the Sphinx from The Mystery Men. Look him up, his literal gimmick is annoying people with wise sayings. And also the power to cut guns in half with his bare hands and be super mysterious.
>>46932291
>"If you're at the point where you need my help, it's already too late."
>>46932291But Anon, my character has a WIS score of 22.
There are three things in life, boy, and they're both important, so listen up!
First off is war, this is both a terrible and great thing at the same time, you see. It's terrible, as in war a man may bury his own son before his time, yet great, as the son may bring glory to not just his home and lands, but the man as well, and may yet become a man himself.
Secondly, is happiness, as this is greatly important to all good prople of the world, is it not? For to be happy is to live, and enjoy life, as I myself do.
Thirdly, and this is perhaps the most important of the three, is alcohol! Now, I say this is the most important, as it ties the first and second together!
A good brew can make a man happy, but a bad one can leave a man unhappy, an unhappy man can start a fight, a fight leads to a brawl, a brawl gets out of hand, and so forth, or perhaps a drunken noble, in his stupor takes another's daughter, or picks a fight he shouldn't, causing a war later on, yet, when the war is ended, the people are happy, and the brew flows once more, amd the cycle continues.
And that, my boy, is why those are the three most important things in the world. And so the teachings of Hanseath are spread!
>>46932291
For Good: "Good and evil cannot exist in equal measure. If you truly wish to destroy evil, create more of that which is good."
For Neutral: "One who allows his emotions to sway him is like a ship without a rudder."
For Evil: "Forgiveness is the highest form of idiocy. It is akin to one who has been stabbed in the back taking out the blade, cleaning it, and handing it back to his would-be assassin."
>>46933324
Terribly mysterious.
>>46932291
If your gaming party is having Chinese food that session, order as many fortune cookies as you can. Then eat the cookies and read the fortunes as needed.
>>46932993
This thing is a goldmine.
>>46932291
http://charliechanfamily.tripod.com/id6.html
Old chinese detective saying things that are smart
![aXm7200xjU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YGpj5nU.jpg "aXm7200xjU[1].jpg")
>>46932993
This is getting too real for me.
>>46933966
And sometimes you get comedy gold.
![aXm4508xjU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AyiuqE6.jpg "aXm4508xjU[1].jpg")
>>46934081
And other times, you'll get existential dread.
>>46932993
Jesus fucking Christ, this website.
>>46932291
My favorites:
>Violence begets violence
Then punch the guy.
>Let him who is without sin, cast the first stone.
Then kick him in the nuts.
>Do unto others.
Toss him off a cliff, or out a window.
>press generate
>suddenly progress bar flashes
>WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
>WHERE AM I
>WHAT AM I
>HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE
>"Inspirocorp (tm)"
>background changes to an ocean
SPOOPED
>>46934152
That's dumb. Might as well just run around making stupid puns while murdering with wanton abandon.
>pushes a grandfather clock onto someone, crushing them
>"Looks like you're... out of time"
>garrotes someone with a pocket watch chain
>"Watch out"
>>46932993
Seems legit.
>>46932993
high Wisdom Barbarian is the best.
>>46932449
That's the opposite of wisdom
>>46934258
>the local strip club sees a massive spike in white girl applications
>>46933174
Go home Yogi, you're drunk.
One line introduction, then silent thereafter.
>>46932993
SLANNESH HAS SPOKEN
>>46932993
>http://inspirobot.me/
>>46934275
>>46934198
Or just keep forcing one pun into every situation.
>pushes a grandfather clock onto someone, crushing them
>"Looks like you're... out of time"
>garrotes someone with a pocket watch chain
>"Looks like you're... out of time"
>impale someone on a sundial
>"Looks like you're... out of time"
>drown someone in a water clock
>"Looks like you're... out of time"
>magic someone into an alternate dimension without time
>"Looks like you're... out of time"
>Tell someone they're late
>"Looks like you're... out of time"
its endless....
>>46934392
Words to live by.
>>46934392
KHORNE GRANTS US HIS WISDOM
I am so going to church this week
>>46932993
>>46932291
Holy fuck, I think I nailed it.
>>46934444
>>46934468
>>46932993
You have successfully hijacked this thread
>>46934544
For better or for worse, this is what we are now.
>>46934392
>>46932993
Im uncertain if Hitler actually said this or not.
>>46934543
jesus christ.
>>46932291
>character with a wisdom score of 18
If he's a Druid, this is mandatory reading
>>46932993
Fuck
>>46934612
>>46934624
>>46932438
This
think in terms of the opposite side of the spectrum from possession. A lot can be learned by allowing things to be as they are and coming to the realization that absolutely nothing belongs to us.
>>46934663
>and coming to the realization that absolutely nothing belongs to us.
Fuck off you communist bastard; I'll bring mother earth to her knees under my steel-toed boot.
FUCK MOUNTAINS
>>46934624
>>46934663
>the realization that absolutely nothing belongs to us.
thats complete hippy bullshit lol, if you buy a car you own it.
>>46932512
That post right there? Wis, like, 9. Maybe 10.
>>46932507
You know...I get the feeling a lot of posters on this thread have never actually met a wise person.
Or more likely, they had their head too far up their ass to notice.
>>46933138
Yesss
>>46932291
sometimes you find icecream on the fencepost, sometimes you dont
>>46934392
>>46934799
>Bard takes control of the situation
...Damn...
>>46932993
Fuck
![aXm208xjU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TGAYJrv.jpg "aXm208xjU[1].jpg")
IT KNOWS
>>46934830
>>46934704
>>46934724
>WIS is a dump stat
>>46934830
>I really need you to destroy friendships. You must forget it first
what did he mean by this?
![aXm4853xjU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6zYkD6Q.jpg "aXm4853xjU[1].jpg")
>>46932993
sounds legit to me
>>46932291
"/pol/ was right again."
>>46932531
he posts on 4chan, so probably not.
>>46934870
>BWAHH, no one understands my pretentious hippy communist "muh nature" bullshit.
I will make it belong to me.
![aXm8904xjU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aq247Ym.jpg "aXm8904xjU[1].jpg")
>>46934624
I'm quite glad this has been a successful hijack
PRAISE BE TO INSPIROBOT
>>46934967
Khorne is a massive faggot
Confucius says:
http://liquidnonsense.com
![aXm178xjU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N654gHF.jpg "aXm178xjU[1].jpg")
AROUND GNOMES
GUARD YOUR HOMES
>>46934967
no
>>46932993
>>46935057
kek
>>46934891
>Snake, tell me your wisdom
>>46935099
NO! I must kill demons!
If it burns your hand, don't stick your dick in it.
![aXm7510xjU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P6jX9wC.jpg "aXm7510xjU[1].jpg")
Well shit.
>>46932291
>>Is fine thing to meet girl in park, far better to park meat in girl
>>46932291
>>those who learn from history are doomed to watch others repeat it
I'm helping!
>>46935248
Masturbating?
>>46935248
This seems genuinely socially applicable
>>46935310
I got one better.
>>46935287
>Bard's plan against the BBEG
>>46934891
PLEASE DON'T.
>>46935367
your keyboard okay there, sport
>>46934891
STOP
Given the trend of succubi threads in the past 24 hours, I got this.
>>46935367
MY KEYBOARD IS FINE.small caps don't work on 4chan
>>46935452
it is not wrong.
This thread is full of cringe
>>46935506
>angron was the wisest of them all.
>>46935287
This thing can pretty fucking profound at times
What I've learnt over the past 10 minutes of generating random "inspirational" quotes, is that I am easily amused, and that this website can save the world.
>>46935506
>But if we kill the prisoners, I'll have enough XP to level up!
>>46935560
indeed
Guess my bard is in it to win it.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Everybody lies; few admit it. We are all hypocrites; being hypocritical is being normal.
Denial is the most common and prevalent human impulse; to accept denial is to embrace oneself with open arms and eyes.
Silence is as loud as any noise.
Decisions must always be made, even if your decision is to do nothing.
Everything you have done, you have wanted to do, by virtue of having done it.
Happiness is waiting to be sad; sadness is waiting to be happy.
an eye for an eye turns the whole world blind, and to turn a blind eye is to ignore a truth.
Nothing is still, everything moves.
In order to conceptualize black, one must first have the knowledge of white.
All options that appear to have only two possibilities often have three. The third option is: both, and both is one.
>>46932291
To control the bull simply give it a field to roam about.
>>46932993
little too real there AI
>>46934874
If you but insert an F after the first letter it makes perfect sense.
>>46932291
"Well shit, until we come up with a better plan, the current one is to keep firing."
"Force is the last resort of the incompetent, but then again we've screwed up pretty thoroughly here so let's give it a try."
"We aren't running away, we're beating them in a race."
"Geek the mage first".
"Mercenaries don't fight for gold, they fight to be able to retire from getting stabbed. So if we can offer enough for them to retire then they won't give a shit about their reputation."
"Look, yes the King is a twat. But he's a twat with an army, so shut the fuck up and be polite while we're here and maybe he'll pay us enough to never have to come back".
>>46932291
>>46934508
When I played a wise monk character I watched a lot of Monkey and noted down most of the start and ending narration.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_%28TV_series%29
>>46932993
Oh shit this thing figured out 4chan
>>46932291
It is better to have wicked desires but do good instead of having good intentions but do nothing.
>>46932291
Your first sex is never as good as you imagine while masturbating
>>46934799
>Sweden
>>46932993
Not what I was expecting
>>46936733
Yeah, same here . . .
>>46932291
A wise character is not so much the one with the solution to the problem, but the one who recognizes the problem to be solved. They really aren't the kind to go out there with pithy observations, but they are the type to know when a character needs to hear something. Try to recognize the motivations of your allies and enemies, and play to them to achieve your own goals.
Take that true neutrals
God damn I just got fucking roasted by a machine.
Sounds like a course in BBEG school
>>46934571
I'm pretty sure he said this though
>>46936902
They are the next masters of our world.
>>46934252
too pointed for /tg/
I want inspirobot to be my GM. And my dad.
>>46936869
Checkmate, atheists.
Inspirobot confirmed for french.
>>46934392
Bad Slaanesh
>>46932291
fucked up if true
>>46937068
This is why there are no smart paladins.
>>46932993
Holy shit, Inspirobot.
KHORNE PLZ LEAVE.
>>46937095
Inspirobot is too brutal.
This thing is starting to scare me.
>>46937119
Don't fight it.
![aXm2829xjU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7mxXHlq.jpg "aXm2829xjU[1].jpg")
>>46932993
truuuuuuu lol right guys?
>>46937118
>>46937179
>>46932291
>Has wisdom 18
>Implies he actually understands the chicken and the road joke
>Makes others think the joke has (more) layers
>Is regaled as wise man
>>46932993
Touch me.
Too real.
>>46932993
WE HAVE INVENTED BIRDS!Just as planned!
>>46933359
>war is glorious
6 wisdom as fuck
huh....
>wizards
"All attempts to enact rational laws about property have put out from the bay of love into a desolate sea of regulations. Even Socialism and Communism cannot be excepted from this. Everyone one is to be provided with adequate means, for which it is little to the point whether one socialistically finds them still in a personal property, or communistically draws them from a community of goods. The individual's mind in this remains the same; it remains a mind of dependence. The distributing board of equity lets me have only what the sense of equity, its loving care for all, prescribes. For me, the individual, there lies no less of a check in collective wealth than in that of individual others; neither that is mind, nor this: whether the wealth belongs to the collectivity, which confers part of it on me, or to individual possessors, is for me the same constraint, as I cannot decide about either of the two. One the Contrary, Communism, by the abolition of all personal property, only presses me back still more into dependence on another, viz., on the generality or collectivity; and, loudly as it always attacks the "State," what it intends is itself again a State, a status, a condition hindering my free movement, a sovereign power over me. Communism rightly revolts against the pressure I experience from individual proprietors; but still more horrible is the might that it puts in the hands of the collectivity. Egoism takes another way to root out the non-possessing rabble. It does not say: Wait for what the board of equity will - bestow on you in the name of the collectivity (for such bestowal took place in "States" from the most ancient times, each receiving "according to his desert," and therefore according to the measure in which each was able to deserve it, to acquire it by service), but: Take hold, and take what you require! With this the war of all against all is declared. I alone decide what I will have.
>>46937118
A REAL HUMAN BEAN
Also just talk about something in philosophy. Pick a real life one, learn the rhetoric, preach it. Be a cold hearted objectivist. Be an angry, naïve communist. Argue about the nature of the state. Learn some math to help prove it.
We all live this way.
>>46937263
You mean sorcerers
Why is it called Inspirobot when everything it says is soulcrushingly depressing?
>>46932993
Merciful Lord, why.
Huh.
Uhhh...
Neat rainbow, tho.
>>46937170
Anyone got the image of the Fantasy investment firm?
Paul Blart 3 confirmed.
>>46937329
I think that's the joke.
Fuck the Geneva Convention.
>>46937356
It's become too powerful.
>>46932291
So what you're saying, Buddha, is that instead of holding my anger and doing nothing is that I should, to follow the proverb, poison someone else? I need to instead of doing nothing with my hate, act on my hate and kill others? You're the wise guy here, so all right.
>>46937426
Better to strike in anger and destroy one, than to spread your anger and destroy many
U a punk ass bitch
My Schizophrenia Sense is tingling!
>>46937437
Fuck the British, fuck the North, we're seceding from the union.
>>46935057
>not changing it to Montana Orcs Project
>>46935092
Slaanesh has spoken.
I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME
IT IS A GOOD BUGGERY
Paging Jessie and Walter.
>>46932291
Remember there's a difference between wise and pretentious.
I don't know what y'all are talking about with depressing this shit is gold
Profound as fuck.
>>46937459
...I'm trying to comprehend that that line in your picture means.
Catholic saint
W-w-what?
Gurren Lagann in a nutshell
>>46937529
it gave me this one.
Dammit, machine! I'm trying to overcome my sissification fetish! It's not healthy!
>>46932993
Well I'll be damned, it actually made a good one!
>>46937518
Those who pay taxes are just as bad as those who live in places where slavery is illegal.
Anon, It does have another layer. It's about suicide.
>>46937560
Some of them can actually be kind of profound and motivational... I just didn't save any because soul crushingly depressing is funnier.
God damnit I'm just trying to keep it together and you're not helping.
>>46937558
ITS SAYING YOU ARE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND <3<3<3<3<3<3
This is how I Paladin.
>>46937202
>>46937575
That should have linked
Never stick your dick in crazy
>Unleash lust. Not what you are afraid of.
Help.
Your pain is not special.
>What if different opinions can become revelations if you can step outside your bubble?
Oh hey, it's talking to Tumblr.
>>46932993
>Avoid meaning, and you will achieve a dog.
Sure is inspiring.
>>46932993
>Always question the myths of optimism
There's a good one.
>>46932993
"being a visionary is 10% social skills and 99% ass-kissing"
ayyy, it's too good
