Mortals get out.
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Mortals get out.
Yea fuck these guys! what with their flesh and their stupid bodily functions!
Awww... Come on you two. We all have our flaws. Those youngsters just have to wait a bit, until they´ll only be needing milk to survive.
>>46853994
But their china is very well crafted.
>>46855167
Indeed.
Can Orks die of old age?
>>46855213
It has never been tested in a lab.
No examples exist in nature
>>46853994
Oldcrons > Pariahs >>>>>>> Newnotcrons
>>46855726
Sounds like somebody needs a hug!
>>46855213
>>46855231
Gorkamorka said yes, newer sources don't bother saying anything.
>[As an Orkoid grows older, it sheds more spores. When an Orkoid dies, its body becomes a rich source of nutrition for its] own surviving spores, and old Orkoids desert their communities to seek out the dank, shaded spots which favour breeding before they finally succumb to old age. It should be noted that the Orks, the largest and longest-lived species, rarely survive to more than thirty Terran years, although exceptional and powerful individuals live longer than lower ranking ones.
>>46857240
Also, while Gorkamorka was when Orks were retconned into spreading through spores, that bit about oldboyz wandering off to breed before dying is a direct nod to their old reproduction, as described in 1st edition's Waaargh the Orks!
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