To celibrate your ascention to knighthood you are to be given a heraldic coat of arms to display your noble status.
It's your choice, but if I may I would recommend the American Grouse.
>>46833334
I will take a ruddy owlgryph over a white field as my coat of arms
Can I wait until I slay a dragon before I choose?
>>46833334
Canadian Goose. Men shall fear my coming.
Rat nibbling pine tree
Nobody would know what it symbolizes so I will confuse my enemies.
>>46833334
My family's crest is the white rose, so why would I choose a bird?
I really like the coat of arms of my current place of residence
>>46833334
it looks like it has two orange segments stuck to its eyebrows
an unfortunate bird
>>46833334
Other guys already took the birds of prey, huh?
>>46833334
Rearing mare against a starry night
>>46833334
Might as well. Most of my family's coat of arms are obscure as fuck being mostly farmers.
>>46833334
A mummified hand reaching toward the sky.
>>46833525
Ugh, you don't know the half of it.
>>46833334
Can I get an emu on mine?
>>46833773
Ah, the emu. Stupid and violent.
>>46833334
My house's heraldry shall be a four corner checkered pattern of black and white.
Me and my matron shall dip our hands and genitalia in respective paints and place each one on a pair of contrasting colored fields.
Every head of house and his wife shall follow this tradition.
Let it be known that the men of house Roy((alty)don't ask) are well endowed and have the hands, and guts, to show it or at the very least the previously mentioned organs to let the world know them as they are and let it be known that they are of the finest taste, and shrewdest purveyors, in Flowers and the hands that hold them!
I like my family ones, probably I would pick the one with the Silver dog in a blue field.
>>46833334
Vert, a chevron argent, between three plovers proper.
>>46833334
>>46833862
Smart enough to have won a war.
>>46833862
>Ah, the emu. Stupid and violent.
Yeah, but not violent and funky -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f7XwCsx4fs
Me? I'd go for a weasel flying upstairs in the air, because what is that even? And you always fear what you don't understand. -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sl-vAp9HOo
Ser Whistle-pig at your service my liege
No better land than Sealand.
None better!
E MARE LIBERTAS!
E MARE LIBERTAS!
E MARE LIBERTAS!
>>46834176
Yeah but that was against a population of retards, criminals, and unwanteds mixing with the local population of "humans" so low on the IQ and sentience scale that for a while they were under the endangered species act and considered local fauna. I'd actually have been disappointed in the emu's intelligence and capabilities as an apex predator if it didn't win.
>>46834265
You can but lordships off their site, you know?
>>46834387
Buy*
Grackle with an Indian Paintbrush in its mouth, not sure on colors or other features that sounds neato.
Grouse are entry level birds. Lammergeiers for life!
>>46834516
Okay, that rampant with three sunbursts, all that orange-red color of the paintbrush, on a golden field.
![image_08[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2wVVrpg.jpg "image_08[1].jpg")
>>46833334
Way to pick the worst grouse, OP. It's called the lesser prairie chicken for a reason. You could've picked a ruffed grouse, sage grouse or even the greater prairie chicken, but you just had to fuck up, didn't you?
Pic related, noble as fuck.
>>46834561
Hey, go easy on him. Grouse are based in general, and he was one off a quint.
![Tympanuchus_cupido_-Illinois,_USA_-male_displaying-8_(1)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/17IfY1S.jpg "Tympanuchus_cupido_-Illinois,_USA_-male_displaying-8_(1)[1].jpg")
>>46834585
Just look at this majestic fucker!
Imagine, a bird with bunny ears.
>using birds
>>46834265
How's it feel to know your rightful sovereign is not only older than your dinky little hideout, but will probably out-live it too, given how Sealand isn't even a real country and is riddled with structural problems?
![Greater+Sage-grouse-Vyn_090424_0109[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/49EhS5z.jpg "Greater+Sage-grouse-Vyn_090424_0109[1].jpg")
>>46834664
>not using birds
I'll have a lion fighting over a piece of dry white bread with an eagle, on a vanilla background
Whatever beast I choose, I want it to be wearing a cape. Just look at this majestic little fucker right here.
I'll go with my actual family crest, which is hilarously bad. It's white and black, seperated by a zig zag
>>46836578
>>46833334
I would like a Scorpion.
>>46834176
Against drunken rednecks stranded in the desert?
A light breeze could floor the hardiest Australian.
>>46834542
You can almost make out the dinosaur in the bird from this shot.
Per cheveron sable and vert, a rampant hart argent.
>>46833496
Under a bridge?
>>46840439
Downtown?
>>46835985
Vannes pls go.
t. Cornouaille
>>46833334
Herons Fo Real
>>46833334
I prefer the stately duck
How about a babe in a bikini, swinging a broadaxe
>>46833334
A Golden Boar of course!
It combines my many boar-like qualities with my love for gold!
>>46833334
That's no grouse, it's a prairie chicken.
>>46833334
Nonsense, it shall be this noble bird.
>>46834732
Lord why did you put tits on nonmammals?
nah
I'm using this
>>46834542
pleb
>your actual family has a coat of arms
> you family is hispanic
>>46833334
An orange bison on a white field. Orange and white for the colors of the free state and the bison for the country I grew up in. The white can also double as representing the snow that's in this country 6 months of the year.
>>46843251
>Duck
>Not choosing the clearly superior pigeon'
Fuck off, Sir Poor-Taste
>>46847688
>your family is technically 2 families but theres 2 attempting to claim ownership to one of those families
>your ancestors went from vikings, to gaelics, to french to british and gained at least one title including earned royalty status in france
>they're still the most numerous family in quebec
>have several titles all of which are often used as the last or middle name to the point the only difference between family members names is the first
>between the migratory nature of people, our families fucked up history, france's crappy book keeping, and blatant liars my family has 8 coat of arms 3 of which stand equal and good chance of being legit we just aren't sure which 2 are misquoted as us, 10 seperate family branches all of which could be legitimate heir to the name, and an estate that was sold off a long long time ago which could technically be ours if we were recognized
>due to all of the above france and the uk refuse/can't recognize the status of the family and our royal blood
>tfw you're native and have the best and most well kept family record so far due to the tribes anal nature but the entirety of the white side of the family refuses to even talk to you cause they're canadian white trash and apparently have a thing against skin color
>>46848226
And here I was impressed that I'm a close desendant through my mother of the boer who founded the town my father grew up in.
Post the three coat of arms please
>>46833334
i already have one.
I pick the superior Clark's Nutcracker, master of pine seeds.
>>46833334
Perhaps this one for you, OP.
>Implications
>>46846459
Okay
>>46833334
Black rooster rampant on a field of white. It's a classic.
![a04df037eef3e38f03de479321e86128[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VhydAQU.jpg "a04df037eef3e38f03de479321e86128[1].jpg")
>not posting your last names honor badge
>>46837597
You make the funny joke. Ever heard of the ASAS?
>>46846714
> I did it...for shits. And giggles.
>>46846714
>>46849656
They actually just infalte and deflate. A timely picture at the moment of inflation. Something about mating season and bird calls or something, it's been a while since I watched Planet Earth.
>>46835985
It's an ermine wearing an ermine cape.
You should probably not trust someone with that as their arms.
>>46834664
O, look, a hevard cunt.
Kak smo belogardistični kolega?
Simple to blazon, yet painful to look at.
>>46848630
I've actually been looking. I know i have one in physical form somewhere that i'll have to dig up cause i can't find them online. That won't be for a bit though till i get home and i'll attempt to doodle the others if i don't have some random photo i can find or something.
>>46833334
Knigga I already have heraldry. Pretty accurate symbol for my own life and my father's side as well.
>>46846714
Magical Realm
>>46833334
Richard of house Massive spits on your heraldry.
I choose Peacock. Easily the best color combo if we splash some red in there.
>All these faggots choosing anything other than the /tg/ arms
I am disappointed.
>>46852116
Fuck the /tg/ heraldry. It's garish and lacks glorious history filled with war and adventure.
>>46852158
> It's garish
Yes, and?
>lacks glorious history filled with war and adventure.
Im working on it. Thanks to /tg/ funding, I have been fighting ACL/IHMC with the cock and swallow.
>>46852179
You crazy fucking gyp. Good for you mate.
>>46852179
But will the blue bloods accept a ragtag house of people so varying we not only can't agree which waifu is is not a shit, the best dnd edition, and why GURPS sucks so bad we can't even agree on what our country of origins should be(its america for several obvious reasons.).
>>46852210
Thanks. I would shill my gofundme, but even I am not that dickish.
>>46852246
I swear, you're saying words, but it makes no sense in English.
>>46852273
We can't even decide on a literate or non-dyslexic herald.
>>46852179
Please tell me you're gonna finish the shield. Make some ruskies fear the cock and swallow!
>>46833334
I take off my full helmet and smile with my fleshless skull. I choose a broken horglass to symbolyse my triumph against time, aging and death.
>>46848802
You have an affinity for nuts and seeds?
Can I have a praying mantis on my coat of arms?
Patient, skillful, quick, strong and deadly.
The noblest of all beasts
>>46852429
>I'm dead so I've triumphed over death
No, you've actually died.
>I've become a hobo so I've triumphed over homelessness
>>46854392
But I'm not dead. I'm alive, some kind of. Dead do stupid things like lying without moving, not talking, responding to no stimulus, and decomposing. I still do cool things like killin' enemies of the crown, looking badass, walking around and making bone puns.
>>46853032
Seconded.
>>46854944
I can get a corpse, a knight with actual muscle mass, and some twine and have all of that in a better funnier package with more joke options.
>>46848226
I am in a similar but less complex situation as far as titles are concerned.
>>46855056
I need no food, water, bitches nor rest, so I can crusade alone in hot desert sands or felsh-freezing colds, where, for example, wyrm raiders or ice giants live.
>>46855157
Crusading alone will get you approximately nowhere, so go out there and have a good time.
>>46833334
I prefer more sadistic waterfowl.
My family crest is already a red shield with a black phoenix and two black spears crossed in front of it (apparently some old noble house dating back to the 11th-12th century who made them selves a name as mercenaries on the Adriatic coast and later took over a firm position in the tax offices of Zadar and Dubrovnik).
If i had to pick another then a green shield with three silver wolf heads would be fine too (as i love densely forrested mountain areas, outdoor living and hunting).
