Play the best class in the world, or I'll eat your soul!
>>46827313
So we played the first class that came to our mind, just so happened to be, the best class in the world, the best class in the world.
Well, what game are we playing first?
>>46827913
>the /tg/ answer
>>46827313
Fine, I'll roll a wizard.
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on /tg/, you're coming with me !
>>46827313
I done told you once, you sonuvabitch, I'm the best there ever was.
>>46827313
3.5 paladin it is.
My character is a LG kobold, by the way. 4 ranks in Knowledge (religion), 18 Intelligence thanks to point buy, and Skill Focus (knowledge [religion]) for a feat. I'll be taking 20 on that skill check now...
Ah-hah, I would appear to have gotten a 31, which is more than DC 25. So now I know that all I have to do is say Pazuzu's name three times and he'll grant me a wish. Any wish.
PAZUZU PAZUZU PAZUZU
There's some more stuff, but the long and short of it is I'm Pun Pun now.
Rock OOOOOOON.
>>46827313
>Play the best class in the world
But I always play Clerics anyways.
>>46828073
>taking 20 on a skill check
Why is it that everybody who attempts this can't even get it right?
>>46828274
>taking 20 on a skill check
I meant "taking 20 on a knowledge check". You can't repeat knowledge checks, meaning it is impossible to Take 20.
>>46827313Rogue it is
Rolled 12 + 13 (1d20 + 13)
>>46828304
Well, fine. I still have a +11 bonus, so I'll rock that chance.
Hmm. Actually just to cinch it let's throw in the Absent Minded and Specialized traits from Unearthed Arcana, which have some drawbacks but net me a further +2 bonus between the two of them.
So with a +13 modifier...
>>46827972
>FUCK! The core rulebook prevents me, from declining contested rolls, what are your mods, where's the diiIiice?
>>46828455
Whoo, that was close. But 12 plus 13 is still 25 on that Knowledge (Religion) check, which is what's needed to know about Pazuzu.
Pun Pun here I come.
>>46827313
But Satan, I'm already a Druid.
>>46828464
COME ON Cagus the mighty one! Let's fight his weapons with our weapons! Bring the thunder!
>>46828274
Cleric supremacy
>>46828482
>That pic.
My brother used to do that shit all the time. It gives me a sinking feeling in my balls to watch that shit. I've never been a fan of heights.
Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)
>>46828464
If we roll, you must add your Dexterity to a d20.
And also you will add your Streeeength.
>>46831526
Height, or being surrounded by voids?
>>46831835
Heights. The thing that's scary about the void is that it seems really, really high (so high you can't even see the ground).
>>46831878
>The thing that's scary about the void is that there might not even BE a ground.
>>46831888
Really, it's the ability to fall more than 15 or 20 feet. Beyond that point whether it's void, water, or long spikes inexplicably protruding from a pool of lava is an intellectual matter, but not one that really changes my gut reaction.
>>46827338
Look unto my dice and its easy to see, 1 and 1 make 2, 2 and 1 make 3 it is destiny.
