Who do you share your tent with when you're resting /tg/?
ur mum
>>46805452
My party sleeps in an abandoned warehouse.
>>46805452
My completely platonic friend the elven cleric.Just kidding, we're fucking like rabbits in there
Nobody.
I don't sleep.
>>46805452
My brother, the other Jojo
I have the ring that makes it so my character needs to sleep 2 hours so I get kicked out of the tent to do guard duty.I like to stand over them while they sleep and swap small items between their backpacks.
>>46805452
My squire.
Boring, I know.
I'd keep my horse inside with me and let the squire sleep outside, but my GM said tents are too small to keep a horse and myself inside a tent.
Come on, horsey needs to be out of the elements. Fuck my squire.
>>46805452
One of the camp follower, while the second child of a count to sleep with the commoners space is at a premium and she's the third daughter of a baron so it's fine.
>>46806143
>Fuck my squire
Gotta have the squire inside the tent for that, anon.
>>46805452
My high WIS/low INT cleric shares his tent with the high INT/low WIS wizard.
I imagine it goes something like this.
>>46806350
That's not what I...
Damn it.
>>46805452
One of my skeletons in padded pajamas. I like the feeling of another body, but a warm body just gets things too hot and uncomfortable. Meanwhile, the other skeletons dutifully stand guard around the tent. No one has noticed that there's always one missing every night.Mr. Bones and Mr. Skeltal are the best cuddlers.
>>46805452
My animal companion
>>46806996
That's not a nice way to call your wife
The biggest, warmest girl.
>>46807017
Its not my fault she got polymorphed.
>>46806143
This gives me an idea for a ridiculously pompous Knight who actually has a Tent large enough for him. And the horse. There is also a lot of stuff packed for the benefit of the horse. Which gets about as good as he does.
The servants and/or packhorses and mules that carry all of this do not have Good Tent Privileges.
Think blindingly bright armor, haughty, unbelievably elaborate decoration for the helm (maybe even magic plumage or crests, like, Super Sayan fantastic.)
>>46807342
>Que rumors that he's fucking the horse
>>46807240
You killed a dragon last week, don't you think it's time to unpolymorphize her?
>>46807060
This is always the right answer.
>>46807342
In times like these, there's only two people you can trust
Yourself
Your horse
Everyone else is unloyal.
![158623[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ceTa3kO.jpg "158623[1].jpg")
>>46807707
Tell that to Farnese
>>46807501
She's a monk. She's more useful as a badger.
>>46805452
Either, the other PC, half-fey burglar.
Or: NPC/cohort catgirl shaman/healer. (No magic healer. Tribal doctor kind, herbs and poultices and such.)
Or: Her mount. (A good warhorse- or, uh, other kind of steed, I guess- is as valuable as some of your allies. Maybe more valuable to life and dignity than most of your allies. Throw a blanket over it to make a makeshift tent, and you're ready to ride in an instant, and keep each other warm. (Un?)luckily, this has been replaced with a ship of late.)
Or: Her kobold minion. Even minions gotta sleep, and it's not like he'd take up much room.
On the downside, any tent she shares is going to get dry and warm pretty quickly. If the party was assembled and actually campaigning/adventuring, I bet they'd start draping wet/damp clothes over her tent overnight to dry them.
>>46805452
This is how the accommodations go now
>Get two rooms, one next to the other one
>One for the mentalist maid another for the knight and the nemesis ninja
>Nemesis ninja doesn't sleep, so he just goes intangible and checks on both rooms from time to time
>>46805452
I have a strict wizards only rule.
So typically I bunk with the monk.
>>46805452
Her imp familiar. He makes a good pillow. Do imps even sleep?
The zombie milf. Who loves anal. And she's 6'4.
>>46805452
I buy one of those nice instant expand and collapse 20x20 foot endure elements tents. I share it with no one normally since its my tent. They can buy their own tent if they want to use it.
>>46805452
The character has leadership and a female bard cohort who sings praises and composes songs about his knightly endeavours, which never fails to ensure ladies swooning over him when he's at court.
They both have rings of sustenance and fuck like no tomorrow every night. The wizard had to enchant the tent with a permanent silence spell just to get his rest time in.
My character sleeps alone, but sometimes he will masturbate over rape fantasies before feeling bad about himself. Not that I bring this up to other players, it's rather irrelevant.
>>46805452
the healerbecause in case of an ambush i would like to be close to the healer, not because of lewds
>>46805452
My glorious nobleborn daemonhunter shares his tent with a fucking filthy Dragonborn.
The party drew sticks, and my noble damned his own sense of honor.
>>46807060
>The biggest, warmest girl.
>>46807630
>This is always the right answer.
YES!
>>46807745
>She's more useful as a badger.
Pic Related.
My undead paladin does not sleep, so he doesn't need a tent.
I came up with a nice game. When the party sleeps in a inn, my character stays in the corridor between the rooms the others sleep in.
Beong covered in armor, i just stand there, posing, acting as some kind of decoration. When other patrons walk by me, i stay compketely still, then change position just a little, but enough for other to notice if they pay attention, like raising my sword or rotate my head.
Once this lead to some rumors about an inn we were staying in. People started saying it was haunted.
Unfortunately undead are not welcome around, so I, being a paladin, had to make a fake ritual to banish the evil spirit, free of charge
>>46806143
I am fucking your squire.
She used to bunk with her sister, one of the two party clerics.
But after they had a fight she's slept on her own.
For awhile one of the two barbarians would stay with her but even that's stopped now.
>>46805452
No one.I sleep in a tree.
>>46805452
Anyone who's brave enough to enter my magical realm.
>>46805452
My gear.I do this when camping IRL too.
>>46805452
>share
My party sleeps outside, no matter what weather it is, while I enjoy my cozy tent.
The entire party are all really close, siblings by a bonding ritual, so when it comes to sleep we tend to just fall into a tangle of limbs.
>>46805452
Always the paladin. Never the druid. Never again.
>>46807739
It wasn't exactly _her_ horse, was it?
His mom, sort of. It's a weird situation.
My warlock shares his tent with his wife, the party paladin.
>>46805452
my character's wife.
My slave and my horse.
His boyfriend.
>>46810211
Oh, I get it.
>>46805452
Elf waifu
Not that we need it, I'm pretty much always a dire wolf
>>46806143
>fuck my squire
Well, you walked into that
>>46805452
a) He usually builds a lean-to if he needs to rest for a night or two in the wilderness since he doesn't actually have tent and building a simple lean-to isn't much trouble if you are in a forest.
b) Pretty much whoever he is traveling with. If he trust a person enough to watch his back in battle and to travel with them you might as well sleep next to them at the same campfire.
...Except for his brother (another PC.) That guy is shifty as fuck and even my character is wary around him but a brother is a brother and he can't kick him away despite all the trouble that asshole causes.
>>46810354
you could get some nasty diseases that way
>>46810629
... source?
>>46815215
Killing Bites
Honey Badger Lady fights fellow mutants for profit.
>>46810354
Mmmmmmboy!
