>the average touhou is strong enough to take down an entire space marine chapter
>the more they try to send against one, the more bullets for her to graze and the higher her score will be
>the Emperor at the height of his power would be somewhere at the level of a mid-low tier touhou, with that touhou not being serious
>the strongest touhous can single-handedly unmake, destroy, or recreate the entire 40k universe, potentially on a whim, perhaps even as a joke
Are you even trying, 40kiddos?
>>46750587
>NUH UH, KEVIN! SPIDERMAN COULD TOTALLY BEAT UP SUPERMAN!
>>46750587
but do the most powerful 2hus have friends
>>46750733
As sad as it is I can't say much difference the about many 40kids.
Good thread !
Very posted !
I'm thank you for this , thread !
>Ork belive they'll win
>Therefore they win
Christian 1, atheist 0
>>46750587
>implying Azathoth isn't the Emperor
>implying the animu girls aren't sisters of battle
>implying they aren't riding the EMPRAH's dick every single day
get on my lvl fgt
>>46750587
You're making the wrong comparisons here. The best candidates for touhou in the 40k universe are chaos gods.
Powerlevel comparisons against 40k is just so fucking pointless. Everything just boils down to space marines being indestructible and undefeatable.
>This character has the ability to rewrite reality
>WELL SPACE MARINES ARE JUST IMMUNE TO IT, DEAL WITH IT
It even fucking applies to their own universe. A single space marine takes down thousands of Gargants all on his own. You know when your setting is shit when it has a force that is completely undefeatable by anything anywhere.
>>46750587
unfortunately, said bullets have proximity fuses...and are much faster than anything in Touhou
>>46751640
All the slow moving magic bullets in Touhou are literally a game in universe, they don't actually fight with those. The whole point of them is to prevent actual fights from happening, even.
>>46750587
>Average touhou can defeat a Space Marine chapter
>Watatsuki sisters defeated three of the most powerful touhos
>Neil Armstrong pushed Watatsukis' shit in
>Praise the Armstrong!
>>46751903
>Neil Armstrong would get blasted by space marines
THE CIIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
>>46751593
>Space Marines are undefeatable
You realise all the fluff in the codices is Imperial propaganda, right?
>>46752015
No, then it becomes Rock, Paper, Scissors.
>>46752244
I'd believe that if they didnt beat everything anyway in all works, propaganda or not.
>>46750587
>I'm emotionally invested in the touhou series
Anyone have that short story where an Imperial Guard base gets sacked by Nids, some Space Marines drop in to help (Lamenters, I think) and everyone is cheering, only to have them all get eviscerated in a few minutes? Think it was called Fall Of something.
Anyways, the point being that anything in the 40k universe is pretty much as strong as the writers want them to be.
>>46752456
>Lamenters eviscerated
>In any way representative of an average Space Marine efficiency
>>46750587
>>the average 2hu is strong enough to take down an entire space marine chapter
>apparently, not strong enough to take on a single spessman
2hus confirmed for blown the fuck out.
>>46750587
>Implying 2hu vs spess mehreens conflict will not end with both sides drinking tea together
>Games Workshop makes more money and has more fans than Touhou Project
That's all that matters when it comes down to "Who would win?"
>>46752548
>thinking those bullets are killing them
Oh sweet summer child, that's nowhere near their actual hitbox. And they've healed from far more impressive looking injuries.
>>46752735
Then MLP beats 40k.
>>46752744
>One shot straight in chest
>Other two shot straight through the head
At least one 2hu is dying.
>>46752771
Maybe but that's not the focus of this thread.
>>46752820
>At least one 2hu is dying.
Hardly, especially because they're well acquainted with not only Death but the Queen of Hell, along with entities that decide fate and history.
They'll only die when they'll feel like it.
>>46752928
How is ridiculing ridiculous 40k fans not the focus of this thread?
>>46750587
>>the strongest touhous can single-handedly unmake, destroy, or recreate the entire 40k universe
name one 2hu that can do this you filthy secondary faggot
>>46752744
Anon, I don't give a shit whether the 2hus die or not.
The point is, a single goddamn spessman got their panties up in a bunch.
So in my itty bitty opinion, 2hus are blown the fuck out.
>>46753040
I think you're ignoring the space shuttle, but the point still stands that this is a situation where none of those girls is being serious.
I have to impress that upon you. They're getting shot by space shuttle mounted gatling guns (while a guy also fires a rifle at them), they're bleeding from multiple wounds including the eyes and mouth, and they're still just playing around. It's still just a joke to them.
>>46752984
The one in the OP image can.
>>46753179
She couldn't rewrite Akyuu's family history in perfect memento. The extent of her abilities is vague as fuck, don't assume that she can rewrite all of reality you secondaryfag.
>>46753294
Don't assume she can't. Within the scope of what she's been able to do, simply being able to change and rewrite a few instances is more than enough to shatter the 40k as you know it.
>>46750587
But both series are awful.
>>46753354
but at least 2hu is a fun game
>>46753179
As far I know she kind of changes people's perception on the past. She can do stuff like making people think they always had parties on sunday or something
awoo
I came here to laugh at you. yes, both 2hou and 40k posters.
seriously. stop and read down the thread. you've been involved in this animeposting bait thread.
>>46753692
That's her ordinary, less powerful form's ability.
/jp/ was created as a containment board for this shit.
>>46752300
>I'm emotionally invested in 40k
>>46755005
>>46752735
>implying GW has fans
>>46753987
And /tg/ was created as a containment board for 40K.
What would a Touhou miniatures game play like?
>>46752548
Astronauts never actually found the Lunar Capital. The Lunarians just blew it out of proportion because they were terrified of germs, and claimed they'd "won a war with Earth" because it made them look good.
Basically the Lunarians are super-powerful, but if they come into contact with Earthlings they lose their immortality. If too much Earthiness gets into the Lunar Capital, *everyone* loses their immortality. They got defeated by random fairies once because they were too scared to fight beings that embodied nature.
I like touhou and 40k and this thread is retarded
>>46753342
Oh boy here we go again
>>46753698
>1733x2000
Jesus fuck that's obnoxious.
>>46758780
>>46757268
>And /tg/ was created as a containment board for 40K.
This is a lie with absolutely zero proof behind it, so you can stop repeating it every chance you get.
If anything, you would first have to call it the D&D containment board, because there were more D&D threads on /v/ and /b/ then the totality of the Warhammer threads, including the exaggerated importance of Warhammer Wednesday.
But, /tg/ is not a containment board at all, because it was made back when containment boards were simply not made, otherwise a /fur/ board would have been made long before a /40k/ board.
But, this is neither /dnd/ nor /40k/ nor /mtg/ nor anything else, it is /tg/.
So stop it with that old lie already, unless you somehow have a shred of proof behind your claim aside from the empty claims of 40k fans.
>>46750587
What the fuck did you expect when you pit a universe where strength increases the cuter and more loli you are and the fancier your hat is, with an universe where everyone is some grizzled, withered Rambo type who actively don't wear their helmets.
>the main character of the series wields the power of eight million gods
>all the characters with conceptual powers aren't even close to the top of the powerlevel charts
yeah, but it's literally just because ZUN is too drunk to make reasonable powerlevels.
>>46761811
The games are full of shit talking and everyone lies about their capabilities in the print works, it isn't supposed to be reasonable.
>touhou powerlevel discussion
What a useless argument. You should be talking about which one you'd prefer to fuck.
>>46762030
That's a pointless discussion as there's far too many fuckable toohoos.
S Tier
- Raymoo
- Marissy
- Yukari
- Ran
Prove me wrong faglords.
>>46753692
>As far I know she kind of changes people's perception on the past. She can do stuff like making people think they always had parties on sunday or something
>>46753861
>That's her ordinary, less powerful form's ability.
Well, that sounds like enough for hilarious shenanigans...
"What do you mean, what are we doing? The Empire of Humanity has ALWAYS worshiped the Chaos Gods!"
Isn't there a touhou that's literally just a nuclear reactor?
>>46762076
>implying you aren't a casual at touhoufucking
>>46762109
Its description is vague and confusing, to the point where it may not work on things that were written down. (a historian scoffs at it, but said historian has photographic memory so it probably wouldn't work on her anyway)
>>46762076
>Not Yuyuko
>Not Reisen
>Not Kaguya
>Not Komachi
>Not Kanako
>Not Byakuren
>Not Tenshi
>Not Seiga
>Not Seija
>Not Kishin
>Not Junko
>Not Hecatia
>Not "I was made for violent rape but doujin artists are too lazy shits to make them" Sumireko
Shit list desu senpai
>>46762835
>Yuyuko
Fat pig slut.
>Reisen
Shitty joshi kousei rabbit girl
>Kaguya
Shitty NEET with shitty straight bangs and noodle hair
>Komachi
Shitty flat bowlcut
>Kanako
Shitty pillars
>Byakuren
Shitty rainbow hair
>Tenshi
Shitty fish
>Seiga
Shitty new character
>Seija
Shitty KLK
>Kishin
Shitty super new character
>Junko
Shitty soap bar
>Hecatia
Shitty Captain Planet
>Sumireko
Shitty Mary Sue
At least name decent lays like Yuugi.
>>46762835
>no Kasen
>no Nue
>no Kokoro
>no Satori
>no Youmu
>no Scarlets
>no Mokou
>no Iku
>noRin Satsuki
>>46763034
>Yuugi
mah nigga
>>46752735
>Has more fans then Touhou
Touhou has a fucking HUGE fanbase
You never see 1000s of indie video games made for 40k, you don't see high quality animation series that are completely fan-made for 40k. You don't see huge fucking conventions every damn year for 40k and nothing else but 40k. 40k doesn't even do official competitive games anymore hosted by GW itself.
MyAutisticFanbase>YourAutisticFanbase
>>46764237
You're right that touhou is more popular since, you know, it's fucking Japanese anime (not really, but you get the point) based.
But you're also wrong in that
>Touhou has 1000s (THOUSANDS) of indie games
It has SOME. So does 40k, but only a handful.
>high quality animation series
You see like ONE or two for Touhou. Shitty flash meme videos on nico nico don't count. And 40k has that retarded Lord Inquisitor which is fairly high quality.
>You don't see huge fucking conventions
You don't for touhou either, comiket isn't 100% touhou. For the touhou only conventions, you realize there's tons of 40k only and wargaming + 40k conventions right?
>40k doesn't even do official competitive games anymore
They just started again.
Get learned, get good, or get shut the fuck up and shut the fuck down.
>>46764349
>It has SOME
but there are LITERALLY 1000s of touhou doujin games that have little to no marketing but still exist.
>Shitty flash meme videos on nico nico
Touhou LITERALLY has a high quality fan-made anime https://youtu.be/8MPy6VCBE20?t=4m14s
>You don't for touhou either
I don't know what your meming about with Touhou not having fuck huge conventions
>They just started again.
It must be a huge fucking joke with how unbalanced it is (Eldar/Tau fucking up boards left and right)
Get memed, meme meme meme meems
>>46764349
>You don't for touhou either, comiket isn't 100% touhou. For the touhou only conventions, you realize there's tons of 40k only and wargaming + 40k conventions right?
Wait wait wait, the Reitaisai uses the fucking same floorspace of the Comiket and that's touhou exclusive, then there are miriads of lesser events all over japan and some international ones. And then you have the music festivals. It's kinda losing steam to kancolle but it's almost a 20 year old franchise by this point.
Also it has some kind of guiness record for biggest indie game fanbase or something.
>>46762835
Nigga, Sumireko has a million snuff doujins
Get with the times
>>46765092
>Snuff
Ruins the whole experience. She's supposed to end up as a mindbroken cockslut, not dead.
>>46764349
But there are thousands of games based on Touhou, with nearly a hundred released each year
See http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Fangames for a small sample
Sure 40K has some licensed titles and a few unofficial ones, but when it comes to video games 40K can't compete
>>46764349
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't there a semi regular Touhou con in California?
>>46750587
Uh, citation most certainly needed here. You know nothing of Touhou lore, as the Emperor would trounce anything that isn't the Dragon Down Bellow because he's a conduit for literally trillions of believers. Lesser youkai would melt from a direct gaze from him.
>>46765894
You're forgetting the real question here anon. Does the big E have a silly hat?
>>46766350
He has the golden wreath thingy. That counts.
>>46765158
I just want to say that I am sad that most 40k vidya games famous for being outright terrible.
>>46750587
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4a1aarhkpwkw3qa0lhqlvi6d&page=1
>11500 posts
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12940715240A05552900&page=1
>5750 posts
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=gq4qlwe2pr961g3aookjzv5v&page=1
>41050 posts
>>46751593
Except for the times when a Space Marine dies to a random grunt or a bunch of them.
>>46752244
No they're not, I don't even know where people get the idea that they are. All codices have a seemingly omniscient narrator.
If they were supposed to be propaganda or in universe at the least they would be written like most of FW's stuff is.
