Stat me, nerds

How can one stat a god

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>>46697788

>a god
>not a demon

Profession (Salesman) +8

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>>46697774
Love(America) 20
Love(Family) 20

Your Ass:
[ ]Kicked
[X]Not Kicked

+15 knowledge(propane)
+11 profession(salesman)

Three times per day, Hank can inspire competence in another, granting that person advantage on a skill or ability check.

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Hank: Inquisitor
Dale: Psyker
Bill: Guardsman
Boomhauer: Techpriest

Absolute faggot.

>>46698021
boomhauer should be a cleric desu

>>46698100
Isn't Boomhauer a mechanic?

Level 2 commoner.

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>>46698449

Yes. Thus he is a healer of cars. A car-leric, if you will.

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>>46698556

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>>46698556

>>46698449
He is actually a Texas Ranger

>>46698449
He's a Texas Ranger.

>>46698992
>>46698994
>notsureifbait.jpg
>check the wiki
>holy shit he's actually a texas ranger

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>>46697774

STR - 12
DEX - 9
CON - 10
INT - 8
WIS - 14
CHA - 10

skills and feats and shiet:

knowledge: propane, and accessories - 25
perform: guitar - 3


Narra' urethruh - -3 to all fertility rolls

+100 to all dank meme rolls.