>That player that insists on brining a first-aid kit to every gaming session
>>46610871
Well, strictly speaking it's better than the alternative.
It's just weird without existing health conditions.
>>46610871
Look, I'm just saying that the limb could have been saved the last time if we had a first aid kit on hand. It wouldn't be the last time the rules lawyering got so bad steel had to be drawn.
>>46610871
At least hes prepared for when someone swings a katana at a dog.
>>46610871
I've been in some groups with solid metal dice, with me wishing I had access to a first-aid kit just in case someone got salty and shit went down.
>That player that molds his dice out of sugar to eat after every gaming session
>46610871
How is that a bad thing?
No, you won't get a [yuo]
>>46610900
Godly
I keep a small kit with all the basics for everyday kind of injuries/health problems (bandaids, disinfectant, bug bite cream, tissue packet, pepto tablets...) in my backpack as part of the standard kit. Just pack it away and forget about it until it's relevant.
>>46610910
What kind of DM would allow the players to make their own dice?
I mean, sure you need to trust the players a little. But this is an open invitation for them to play with loaded dice.
>>46610910
this is a thing I really wish would become like, a common table-snack...
>>46611471
because nobody sane would individually cheat their own dice if they were going to eat them every couple of hours?
Better to have it and not need it I guess.
I have a small first aid kit that I leave in my car, just in case.
>>46610900
>>46611471
if you can't trust your players to not cheat in a non-competitive game there's bigger issues than loaded dice
>>46610871
Why would you cover your first aid kit with salt-saturated water before bringing it to a session?
>>46610871
He's worried your fat ass will get a heart attack you ungrateful shit.
>>46611928
I know right?
>>46611915
Yeah, I've heard loaded dice jokes once in a while, but never heard of anyone actually using them.
>>46610890
Its not my fault that Charlie brought a Katana. He knew full well I was a chainsaw man.
>>46610900
>Mfw I have a First Aid kit in my bag all the time after a player accidentally fell face first onto a classic CSM Terminator
There was blood everywhere, got him right under his eye
>>46612522
I've heard some stories here, but 90% of the stories posted are creative works of fiction
>>46610900
>>46610953
>>46611913
>>46612735
Am I missing a reference or something?
>>46613067
A that guy thread where OP bought a katana, swung it around sometime around the session and a friend ended up cutting the host's dog's face off
>>46613152
Jesus fucking christ.
That makes me so angry.
>>46613152
Shit was the katana sperg arrested? If someone did that to my dog they would have about 15 seconds to notice I was going into my bedroom to load a gun to escape with their life.
>>46612954
Proof the dark gods do exist. Khorne tried killing your friend
>>46613152
>>46613222
>>46613233
I'm going to need a screencap or archive link.
>>46610871
>that player who comments on your bf even though he cant pull a muscle
>>46613152
Was puppers kill?
>>46613222
>>46613233
>>46613277
>>46613311
Doggo survived with 8 stitches and everyone involved is expected to pay dog bills
Nobody was arrested but a couple anons threatened for pure stupidity
I would preform ritualistic suicide if I had slashed someone's pup
I have no cap or archive.
>>46613311
There was talk of vet bills so maybe not.
>>46612634
>tfw I lost the webm of the chainsaw vs katana fight from Gotham and that part of the archive is dead
Dammit.
>>46613342
>>46613347
>everyone involved
So theres more to this than some weeb being retarded?
>>46613342
I hope he at least changes his ways.
If your massive retarded weeabness causes an innocent animal to get hurt it's probably time to rethink what you're doing.
>>46613342
That's why you don't play with anyone who would bring a katana anywhere
Glad to hear the dog survived, though.
>>46613390
There were a couple dudes and almost all of them were going ham cutting shit according to OP
>>46613405
It was several raging weebs with a fake sword
>>46613342
This sounds impossible. Does ANYONE have an archive or screencap?
>>46613505
https://desustorage.org/tg/thread/46584590/
>>46613567
They are lucky it was just a wallhanger prop replica sword. If it had been of better quality, the damage to the dog might have been worse.
>>46613567
Oh good, doggy survived. I was afraid that he'd actually cut the poor pupper's face off. Still, those fucking idiots should have known better.
>>46613567
>Faith in humanity shattered.
>>46610900
>>46613662
>doggo is reduced to 1 hp.
>>46610900
>>46613152
He then proceeded to defend himself.
>>46610900
>>46613342
Goddamnit, people. Use proper scabbard discipline.
>>46618365
>not carrying your sword half sheathed at all times to ensure readiness in case of surprise attacks
>>46610900
>>46610900
>>46613342
>worrying about a fucking dog but not focusing on the fact that someone was swinging around a SHARPENED sword
>That player who has to min-max hard enough to the point of bending/breaking rules
>That player that gets so assblasted when his character gets nerfed that it's easier to just buff everyone else a little
Fine guy otherwise and he's really good about roleplaying his characters, he just makes everyone else obsolete to the point that I need to keep them relevant with spot-buffs sometimes
>>46619974
Me and my buddies swing around a lot of sharpened stuff all the time. Its honestly safer than most sports.
>>46620318
Let him get assblasted. If it gets out of hand spray him with a spritzer bottle. Seriously, no one can be an actual disruption when not only do they look like an ass, they know it, and now everyone else is laughing at them for it.
>>46610871
>first aid kit
It's no joke. My DM once lost a tooth during a session.
There wasn't even a funny story behind it. It simply popped out out because he had been fucking with it for years and apparently hadn't visited a dentist. I doubt a first aid kit would have helped, but it was a reminder that problems can happen when you least expect them.
>>46621734
>It simply popped out out
Fuck nigger that is literally the stuff of my nightmares. I had that fucking dream two nights ago even.
>he had been fucking with it for years and apparently hadn't visited a dentist
As in hadn't visited a dentist in years?
What the shit.
>>46621831
>Fuck nigger that is literally the stuff of my nightmares. I had that fucking dream two nights ago even.
I was dreaming about that shit for weeks after I saw it happen. It was a somewhat scary and disturbing experience, which reminded me of the importance of dental health.
>>46621831
>>46622091
Loosing teeth in dreams is a subconcious reaction to you feeling you've lost your youth and its not taking that news well. Understandably this upticks when women find their first wrinkles, men start losing hair, or both gender start losing shape, find their first grey hair, and experience difficulty in previously easy physical tasks.my favorite is when you're dreamingb and you get that odd pain like a giant popcorn kernal but all over the gum in that area rather than one spot and you go and check and notice your tooth's a bit loose so you just kind of wiggle it out of curiosity and then you feel that odd sensation again and for some reason your dumbass dream self actually just yanks on the damn thing and POP out it goes. Then you sort of close youe mouth in shock and you feel all of your teeth wiggle and have that sensation as they jiggle against each other and the loose ones that fell out when you first closed your moutg are rolling around in there.
Lucky mums a dental hygienist and harked on me growing up so i developed a proper hate of authority and dental care until it was almost too late and now i gotta nurture my babies like they're made of spun glass cause a fuck up now means they could be gone literally tomorrow.
>>46622246
I can't be the only one that misses the sensation of losing your baby teeth, or imagines how good it would feel to have no teeth and just rub your gums together along your toothless jaw with your mouth closed. Something about it just appeals to me in a strange body sorta way. You might naturally lose some of your teeth bit by bit as you age but I want to wake up and just have them all missing, with the fresh sensation of gum against gum as I feel them rub. Totally unrealistic because of the bleeding that comes with initial tooth pulling but I can fantasize.
>>46622532
Only bit i enjoyed about losing my baby teeth was the relief that came when they finally popped out. My gums were sensitive as fuck because i for some reason had quick eruptions and they didn't always wait for the baby teeth to make room so them popping out was an immense relief.
>>46622591
Damn, that sounds awful. I lost my last baby tooth biting into an apple and I honestly fear I'll lose an adult tooth doing the same because genetics have fucked me dentally. My father had dentures by the time he was 30 with(so I'm told) good dental hygiene.
When it's not myself personally though, I love body horror and anything related. This talk of falling teeth is intensely interesting in that respect.
>>46622246
I've never had any sensation of pain. They're just loose, feeling like they're snap tabs resting on top of their sockets, but no matter how hard I press them back down they won't click back into place. But if I relax even a little, they come free, and I get the most disgusting gagging sensation as my mouth fills with teeth and my tongue feels the wet, empty sockets on their undersides.
Alternatively, I'll dream that my front teeth have somehow locked themselves together with those below them, trapping my jaw in place and making it impossible to call for help from whatever other nightmare shit is going on, forcing me to either tear them free and scream or just desperately try to moan loud enough for someone to save me.
>>46622246
>Loosing teeth in dreams is a subconcious reaction to you feeling you've lost your youth and its not taking that news well
Actually, losing teeth in dreams is a subconscious reaction to your actual teeth rotting.
Source:had those dreams every night for a year and a half after seven years of poor dental hygiene. Then I discovered that I had nine cavities, and had them fixed in one go. The dreams stopped after that.
>>46622826
You probably knew, at the very least subconciously, was bad and what it would lead to which lead to feeling unattractive to some degree which is a common instigator for those types of dreams and then when you had them "fixed", you, at least subconciously, were reassured and thus placated.
My upper two canines for some odd reason wouldn't descend even after the baby ones fell out. Just sat up there in the gums. So I had surgery where they cut open my gums, tied a chain around them, tied the chains to my braces and tightened them
>>46610871
>he doesn't even have a basic First Aid certificate
Look, I'm not naming names here, Kevin, but if people don't know how to properly use the stuff in a first aid kit and gag at the first sight of blood then about the best they really should just leave it to the guy who does. About the best you're going to do, Kevin you bastard, is wrap a whole load of shit around an injury and maybe stem blood loss a bit before you black-out because you're a little bitch, Kevin.
Not to put anyone under the spotlight.
>>46610910
Seems like they'd just break after a few rolls.
>>46610910
>That player that molds his dice out of sugar to eat after every gaming session
As long as he's not rolling them for in-game stuff, I'm happy. I'd probably even ask him for one or two just to see how they taste.
>>46610900
>>46613279
>>46613505
>This sounds impossible
how does this sound impossible? is there some law of physics that prevents people from being stupid and accidentally hurting someone or something in the process? If so, then there are a LOT of people in this world doing the impossible.
>>46612522
A friend at my gaming club owns a set. He was excited to show them off to us. Never used them in a game as he's a good dude but it was interesting you can clearly tell loaded ones, they behave really strangely.
>>46613662
>>46615802
It's cool, doggo has hard to wound and hard to kill.
Tis but a scratch.
>>46623781
Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH
>>46619974
Cutting demos are a thing.
This just sounds like some weebs playing around like tards but swinging a sharp into stuff is nothing to be concerned about if you do it properly.
>>46622672
Friend of mine lost her tooth in an apple. She has a condition called something like chalk teeth. It really sucks for her.
>>46610900
>>46613311
He used a Katana, so no.
>>46610900
Mmm sweet sweet posto.
>>46610871
>brining a first-aid kit
Why would you brine a first aid kit? Don't they know that there are materials inside which could be water damaged, to say nothing about the use of salt water? It just seems like a pointless way to ruin basically the entire contents.
If I were the GM, I would definitely kick that player out. That's an emergency kit of supplies, not something for you to be dunking into salt water for the entire night! I mean, unless it's their own. In which case, I'd make sure they didn't spill any on the carpet, and otherwise they can do whatever stupid stuff they want with it.
>>46613567
What the actual fuck
>>46623685
Sugar. Sugar is what it would taste like.
>>46624188
Sugar, whatever debris was on the table, and hand sweat.
>>46623781
Sometimes I forget that people can be this stupid and for something like this to happen- then talk about it on 4chan- and the no one saves that shit for posterity.
Luckily, it was saved.
>>46610900
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!
>>46613342
Come on guys it's from yesterday, you can't have forgotten the details
In short:
>OP buys prop katana at animu convention
>brings it at game day to show it off
>dog was neighbor's
>dog jumped into the katana because dog
>OP's nerd friend was trying to cut up some bottles in succesion
>katana hits dog on the face
>blood everywhere but the dog was super chill
>everyone pays up the vet bill for the stitches
>katana flailing nerd blames OP
In the end dog was fine but i was surprised everyone focused on the dog and the quality of the prop instead of how shit of a friend OP had
>>46610871
It's a good idea given all the butthurt people may develop in an RPG.
>>46622672
I lost my first tooth to that "Tie a string around your tooth and to a doorknob and then slam the door" trick. The funny part was that I wasn't the one who shut the door. My little sister walked up to it and shut it before I could psych myself up to do it.
>>46624006
You are a wonderful person.
>>46619974
"I am very sheltered" the post
>>46613662
They were lucky their piece of shit wall hanger didn't break and send a chunk of blade through someone.
>>46625746
Dog owner blamed OP. Kanata flailing nerd just failed to take full responsibility.
