Post YFW Melkor returns and joins your gaming group
>>46576618
>Melkor
>That Guy who got involved in world-building the setting and insisted Orcs had to be a part of it
>>46576618
>posting forced elf
Why go through the trouble of making this shit thread just to dig up that dead thing?
>>46576618
>Melkor returns
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!
>>46577160
>not liking popular memes
>having to make shit up to try to get rid of them
wow stay mad bro kek
>>46577193
But how do the orcs know what a menu is? Is this supposed to imply that uruk-hai are actually highly civilized and possess finally served and catered eating establishments that serve not only highly prepared meat but also other items of vegetarian-recipe? Can you truly call such an established race monsters?
>>46577160
Look at this homo
>>46576618
>melkor
>not the fair one
>>46577308
>popular meme
>dead forced meme only remembered by you
C'mon now.
>>46577838
![[Forced Elf Intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Zfif7gI.gif "[Forced Elf Intensifies].gif")
>>46577160
>>46577427
Saruman taught them about menus.
Because they are the soldiers of the New Age he's building.
Eventually, he promises them, there will be restaurants, and the restaurants will have menus.
There won't, of course. But they're too dumb to know that. (At least, that was the plan; the White Hand didn't last long enough to test whether or not the Uruk-hai would keep listening to him.)
Of course, as an added bonus, people will now wonder whether or not Uruk-hai are monsters. Saruman will be happy to explain to you exactly why they aren't.
He'll also be happy to explain to you why you should always fly on giant eagles.
And he can explain that, because alignments in DnD are stupid, that there's no such thing as 'evil'.
And he can *definitely* explain that there's no harm in using the Ring to stop Sauron - especially if Melkor's back around, too!
So, how about it, anon? Where are those hobbits?
>>46577160
>He doesn't like laughing elf man
>>46577849
>dead forced meme only remembered by you
You either lack awareness or you're delusional. I don't care what it is, but that statement is outright stupid.
>>46577849
>I'm a newfag with wrong opinions
I was there for the original thread, but if you don't like it, you're more than welcome to fuck back off to reddit
>>46584022
Tell me more of this legendary thread, Anon.
>>46584108
It started with the original version of this
>>46583896
and cascaded into a glorious collage of laughing elf edits. I wish I would have saved more pics, but I lost a lot of stuff when I upgraded my computer.
