post gods of all types. preferably weird and/or really minor gods, and if you want to, tack a description on. maybe a few rituals associated with it. I need it for a pantheistic cleric/shaman. (spoiler) try not to go full tentacle Cthulhu stuff, cause that's boring(/spoiler)
I'm not sure what constitutes a god, but I'll share some stuff.
>>46468069
Magload, The Godforsaken Horse-Anus of Failure
An ascended demon who became a goddess of misfortune and despair.
>>46468824
Source?
>>46468069
>>46468803
>>46468784
>>46468786
>>46468861
>>46468652
is this a joke? I appreciate you all bumping my thread, but really these are bad sh!tposts. is this how you punish me for a vague prompt? or do you need some sort of example? I thought it wouldn't be very hard, guys, but maybe it was. I thought that the picture I posted was a pretty good model, but maybe I was wrong, or maybe you all are jerks, or you simply misunderstand, or this was just bait and I fell for it hard. i don't know what your intent was, but could you please tell me? just to troll? thank you for your help, anyway.
Anyone have any interesting idols or natural-looking phenomena that could be worshipped?
>>46469213
One Punch Man. The original webcomic drawn by ONE, as the redrawn version by Murata isn't anywhere near this point in the story. More specifically, this takes place rather late in the Monster Association arc. I'd give you the specific page, but I don't think batoto hosts it any more.
>>46469279
Cause it reminded me of something I wanted to make a long time go
>>46469237
Haha, looks like they got you pretty good, but as you said, it kept your thread bumped so no harm done.
This wind thing is sufficiently impressive looking, no?
By the way, you should use brackets to denote spoilers rather than parenthesis. Like so:[*/spoiler] Just remove the asterisk and you're golden.
>>46469372
Here a more natural looking critter. I could see somebody worshiping this. Hopefully it's not too Cthulhu-ish for you.
>>46469468
>>46469237
>sh!tposts
Is this what your image is about, mate?
>>46469237
Maybe you have a different idea of what a "weird and minor" god is than some folks do.
>>46469468
These new captchas are really pissing me off. Multiple solutions required my ass. Sometimes I have to click an image 5 or 6 times. I swear these just become more and more of a pain in the ass. Maybe I should just tab to the classic typing ones.
>>46469279
Has he met the #1 in the hero association yet?
>>46469535
Then use legacy caption you mongoloid.
>>46469535
The audio ones are alright if you're not listening to music or watching TV.
>>46469577
Nope.
Though I'm interested to see what will happen when he does.
>>46469522
To be fair, I don't think anyone expected him (or his DM) to elate at the idea of worshiping the lolrandom Gods of Catbeardyaweh and Popebama the Manpegasus.
Not when his character could be worshiping a more legit deity, like Satan the friend to all children.
>>46469662
I think at least >>46468784 was pretty legitimate.
>>46469577
Technically no, but he did give the #2 a small reality check. I think the Toddler Tornado is a little less likely to throw her weight around after the energetic chat she and Baldy had recently.
>>46469577
No, but the #1 appeared in someone else's flashback. Probably just foreshadowing to something like three arcs in the future, but we'll see.
>>46469716
now that's something I need to see
>>46469468
perfect
>>46468069
The one true God of the Cage.
>>46469535
Buy a pass.
>>46469716
More nature spirits. And some sort of glowy runed-up rock. That could be significant.
>>46469372
>By the way, you should use brackets to denote spoilers rather than parenthesis. Like so:[*/spoiler] Just remove the asterisk and you're golden.
Read the text on the image he attached.
The Lord of Shadows, the Emissary of Despair, the Final Breath
or any other edgy name you can come up with, picture just looks cool
>>46469662
>Popebama the Manpegasus.
It's a fucking buraq. You know, the well-known semi-divine folkloric being that Barack Obama is named after? The type of being specifically named in the file name?
>>46469777
Aw hell no, Moot didn't get my shekels and neither shall Hiroshimoot.
>>46469279
>but I don't think batoto hosts it any more.
It's still there. It's the Murata redraw they took down, because it's getting a US release.
>>46469695
I agree
>>46469230
man that reminds me that I need to get a new copy of The White Stag, as my copy vanished on me
>>46469798
no I legit forgot how to spoiler, he is perfectly within the right
>>46469789
well, I apologize for being rude, or possibly too restricted, but I just have a personal code against swearing. I just couldn't think of another name for it
>>46469820
Neat. I had no idea he was named after a magical winged manhorse monster. Learn something new every day, eh?
Snek
>>46469237
I'll dump gods with less frivolous appearance then, if that's what you mean to say. Since you didn't disclose what you meant up front, you're gonna have to say what you like and don't for anyone to know what you're talking about.
>>46469955
If only republicans knew anything about mythology, they wouldn't have had to do the "Osama/Obama: Coincidence?" thing.
Some of this stuff my count as porn on /g/, but it's art here.
>>46469695
>>46469881
well, while interesting, i hardly think a man in a pseudo-paisley (I don't know what else to call it) suit would qualify as a god, though I think that I might have wrongly categorized it.
>>46468652
10/10 would worship
>>46470052
He's not a god because he has a suit. He's a god who chooses to look like that. After all, you'd have to be godly to pull off an outfit so ridiculous. And it's certainly not stranger than someone being a god because he has a shitty old cloak and a big stick-and-feather hat.
>>46470005
Well I personally would leap at the chance to kneel at the altar of a crow with a fedora, so at least I appreciate you, anon! Your effort didn't go to waste.
>>46470052
Not all gods need to be inhuman. Sometimes all they need to be is a little out of the ordinary. Plus plenty of these images could probably qualify as something else.
God of blood/war/deception/women I dunno
>>46470021
Yeah, given the choice between being attacked by some pissed off old guy and a winged horse with the head of a man wearing a mitre I'd probably pick the old man.
>>46470040
When would you ever get the chance to post that on the technology board? Genuinely curious, I bet it's hilarious.
Super generic but maybe that's what OP wants, I don't know.
>>46469237
Calm down. Getting responses like this is a hell of a lot better than being ignored. There's some good stuff here, just scroll past the shit you don't like.
>>46470143
I agree. Sometimes being strangely ordinary while having an odd quality one can't put their finger on can have more impact than a super obvious giant monster thing.
Like this guy for example. Would you worship this? Confirmed for most powerful being in LotR, the eponymous One Ring did not have SHIT on him.
>>46470229
Not that /g/.
>>46470361
>You've already taken my penis, what more do you want?!
Fish angel fire sea god
>>46470525
Well this is a fun thread, but I'm out for now.
May the blessings of Fedoracrow and Yaweh Kittenbeard be upon each of your houses for a year and a day and may you never incur the big government wrath of 8 Obama the Buraq, Speaker for Change.
>>46468652
>>46468766
Fulfilling the Taku trio.
What defines a god?
>>46470650
what.
>>46470650
lewd
>>46470632
It's not a trio. I have two more, and I probably don't have all of them.
>>46470661
>>46470668
Gods can be lewd too. And it's technically worksafe, I'm pretty sure.
>>46470628
>>46470670
are these by the same artist? they're cool. post more.
>>46470453
Everyone is now super aware of where that lava is spewing out from
>>46470689
Take them at your own pace: https://waynebarlowe.wordpress.com/
The row of icons lead to different sets.
>>46469819
reminds me of one of the recurring deities I have in my various settings, an entity I usually just call the Overlord of Darkness, he's an entity that has many different forms and methods(he's heavily inspired by how the Overlord in the Descent boardgame works)
>>46469976
I use that picture to represent the most ancient avatar of an entity called the Mother of Wyrms, who along with her mate Father of Storms is not only the progenitor for most life in the world, but especially the more monstrous sort, overall they're technically Neutral albeit in a very terrifying sort of manner
>>46470703
Yeah some of these might be slightly pornographic, as all good gods are.
>>46470715
>>46470732
cool, thanks
![old-thype-etching-1977[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dk2t87g.jpg "old-thype-etching-1977[1].jpg")
>>46470732
some of these definitely fit the bill
>>46470839
![thype-and-barlowe-are-entertained[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TPtYXkd.jpg "thype-and-barlowe-are-entertained[1].jpg")
>>46470858
>>46470316
>The Devil You Know
Nice taste anon
![xxx_0111_wayne_barlowe_thype_and_a_villar-copy1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EawhCDh.jpg "xxx_0111_wayne_barlowe_thype_and_a_villar-copy1[1].jpg")
>>46470875
>>46470859
This is a picture of an actual god.
>>46470934
>>46470995
>>46471026
I THINK this is NSFW
>>46471089
Hm, I guess I see how you could reach that conclusion.
>>46470661
It's a satyr foolin' with some dryads. Ain't rocket science, anon.
>>46470715
>>46470781
NO.
Bad, shoo.
>>46471026
Haha, really man? Well, it's not like I'm going to be the one to report it, but damn. I think a DM would faint the moment someone started worshiping Penisentaur, Goddess of Boob and Scrote.
>>46470242
yeah, I know, but it felt like if I didn't state my opinion, people would think I was okay with things that sort of are irrelevant to what I wanted. I also felt it was mocking me, and my genuine request. it just wasn't looking to be a good thread at the time. but things got better, and I will use a lot of these later pictures.
>>46470134
>After all, you'd have to be godly to pull off an outfit so ridiculous
kek
>>46470331
that is a really good argument, and I retract my previous statement. paisley guy is alright, but I still probably won't use him particularly
>>46470005
yeah, I'm sorry for not being specific. here is precisely what I want: something that could reasonably be worshiped or feared as a god by a villager, druid, cleric, or cultist in a fantasy world. I hope I am being clear. they can, or even should, be strange and diverse, but I don't want them to be too humorous or silly. keep in mind that there can be multiple gods for one thing. here are some things I thought were good (keep in mind, I'm partial to antlers, but I will try to include variety), and I will definitely try to include:
>>46469716 probably some war god
>>46469535 rain god? probably a secondary domain of birds
>>46469827 god of forests, obviously, but also god of the lost. if I were to ascribe some characteristics, they would be something like, "his three eyes are the fruit of every plant, the knots of every tree, the rings of every fairy dance," and his rituals include meditating in the forest.
>>46469881 I'd give him a title like, "the great and heavy jewel of the desert," and in place of fasting, his subjects abstain from water for short periods. sun god and death god.
>>46469955 forest and death god. likes sacrifices of wolves, or humans.
>>46469976 snek god, also god of wealth. worshiped mostly by the oppressed, who believe this is how their oppressors came into power.
>>46470014 I just like this one
>>46470229 local god of that waterfall. village protector.
>>46468069
Solarus: The guiding light. This minor god prefers not to directly meddle in the affairs of its worshippers but instead dispenses sage (if annoyingly cryptic) advice to those that call upon them. Rituals associated with Solarus are often time consuming testing the patience of those who attempt to enact them. The most common ritual is one to receive portents of what is to come and this ritual is simply to go out into nature on a sunny day with a small bowl of honey and spend an hour or two focusing upon the bowl till Solarus appears to take the offering and dispense wisdom.
>>46471172
>something that could reasonably be worshiped or feared as a god by a villager, druid, cleric, or cultist in a fantasy world.
So literally anything, then.
>>46471061
>>46471335
Artists name is Talenshi. Met her when some friends convinced me to go to a furry convention as a joke. You can find her on furaffinity.
Unfortunate because she actually is a talented artist and was a cool person.
Actual god
>>46471456
Name of the god?
>>46470632
Here's more.
>>46471485
Looks like Mahakali.
>>46471172
so many gods, this thing has grown large. I must perservere. I will continue
>>46471196 I like it when you guys do this for me
>>46471222 well, yes I suppose, but so far you guys have done pretty well
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>>46471061
>>46471226
] I like the northern native american style on this two
>>46470972must not... tag more... antlers...
>>46470889 probably a tutelary deity
>>46470885 elemental god, god of beasts, something else
>>46470539 I bet it is associated with a comet, probably a god of religious war?
>>46470574 I bet this thing has a physical form that torments a county or something, and all the rituals performed for it are actually things it hates, so they repulse it
>>46470383 a god that can only be seen by those who eat poisonous luminescent mushrooms. he might actually be the true god of death
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>>46470343
>>46470933
] combining these pics, these two (the girl and the dark thing) are the dual gods of witchery, though the girl can subtly take over any witch. also god of drugs
>>46470859 sun god, also god of horses
>>46470670 magic gods of a society where arcane magic is mostly used for evil
>>46470639 goodness, this just makes me uncomfortable
>>46471337 better lolth. worshiped by those who fear that they will be poisoned. an avatar of her will sometimes show up disguised at a masquerade ball
>>46471363please help me
>>46471418 spooky
>>46470732 another tutelary deity
I have to sleep, but if this thread is still up tomorrow, I will continue.
p.s. here is where I found the character concept
http://goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2014/10/least-priests-pantheism-and-god-prisons.html?m=0
>>46471988
>elemental god, god of beasts, something else
It's the Nian.
>>46471988
That's a good article, I might steal some stuff from it for my setting.
>>46468731
Dagon?
>>46469662
My next warlock will have an interesting background now...
>>46468069
>>46468069
>>46472585
>>46468784
I could imagine some modern-day god appearing to people like that. You can't always go around in your mortal-blinding divine radiance.
>>46472600
I like the torso but what is it dragging? Big diaper?
>>46472600
I don't care what he's the god of.
I'm not worshiping a motherfucker who drags his man-sized scrotum behind him everywhere he goes.
>>46472500
Hopefully she'll turn out better than the last kid I came across that stumbled across the Adversary. Shadowrun: Dragonfall spoilers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnGGd4862IE
Good game, and /tg/ related too.
>>46472717
GET IN THE FUCKING BAG
>>46473215
On the contrary, I've got you!
>Now he wonders throughout the existence, laughing eternally.
He's /tg/ grown!
>>46469577
That image is awesome. Imagine a god who just took on the form of a lazy hill, hangs around all day.
>>46469774
>God
[USER WAS FLAYED FOR THIS POST]
>>46474041
Moon-Man is basically a particularly crude avatar of Zarus
>>46474041
>>46474315
Sorry but who is Moon Man and why is he a god?
>>46471569
You mean Devi Mahakali. Always add Devi as recognition of the depiction as divine.
>>46470453
Was gonna save until I saw the lava splooge
An ancient protective deity, made strange by the aeons.
>>46474926
Races-The-Night, who crosses the world daily carrying one of the solar twins on his broad back. His passing is said to bring their blessing closer to plants and creatures alike.
>>46474432
A /pol/ meme.
I believe there's no need for further explanation.
>>46474156
>tfw someone remembers the horror
Don't mind me, just another small time god about..er, schedules and shits
>>46469774
You're gonna get yourself flayed if you keep on like that
I still don't get how these things have parts for reproduction (considering that their skeleton is ceramic and they have cybernetic parts), but I guess they produce something else than other god warriors.
>>46469577
We've seen the #1 in the hero association in a flashback.
But Siatama hasn't met him yet.
But it's been heavily implied that one of the managers at the hero association (who Saitama has met) is the #1 in the hero association.
>>46468784
That was a perfect base for a mind-demon thing for a game I'm running. Thanks anon!
>>46474182
It's a troll, this is a normal part of old norse mythology.
>>46474611
I don't recognize her as divine though, I'm not Hindu.
>>46472714
Looks like his own flayed skin.
>>46474274
Ao would probably consider her a god of some kind. She can't flay Ao, though.
>>46482374
That's a cool edit!
Kanish, the chaos god of despair.
Even a fluffy bunny will lash out, if cornered.
And the brave assassins fear the strength of a deadman.
For if a man can still stand with mortal wounds he is empowered by the avatar of Kanish.
There is no good or bad in the world, only the will to live.
>humanoid-like gods
plebbest tier
Ball god best god.
