>>46416892
>anything with blue

No-fun shitcunts

>>46416909
Ramp or burn nerd detected.

>>46416941
To be fair a decent percentage of blue clans are no fun shit cunts even in lore

>>46417576
The only nofun shitcunts are Azorius which also feature white. Coincidence?

>>46417576
But Izzet are all-fun.

>Orzhov
"So we don't have to convert to Abzanism anymore?"

I hate how MtG went overboard with multicolors after Ravnica

>>46416892
No.

>Azorius: NO FUN ALLOWED shitcunts.
>Orzhov: Christfag moneygrubbing shitcunts.
>Dimir: No such guild exists. I'm just a librarian.
>Izzet: LOLSORANDOM shitcunts.
>Rakdos: "Pssh... nothin personnel kid..."
>Golgari: /r9k/, the guild (TM)
>Gruul: Furfaggots and violent shitcunts.
>Boros: Babby's First Deck (TM)
>Selesnya: Self-righteous hippie shitcunts.
>Simic: I think I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

>Bant: Knights. That's about it.
>Esper: Asshole artificer shitcunts.
>Grixis: Lightning zombie shitcunts.
>Jund: Hipster Tarkir.
>Naya: Christfag furfaggot shitcunts.

>Abzan: Rhino-spamming incestuous shitcunts.
>Jeskai: Every terrible martial arts movie ever, blatant creator favoritism, and quote-unquote "autistic" shitcunts.
>Sultai: Mustache-twirling Saturday Morning Cartoon villains, complete with monkey minions!
>Mardu: SHITTY MONGORIANS TEAR DOWN MUH SHITTY WAH
>Temur: Bearpunching shitcunts.

>>46422948
Special bonus!

>Dromoka: "Fuck actual design, let's just throw counters on it!"
>Ojutai: By reading this descriptor you hereby bequeath your mind, body, and soul to our Great Teacher. Failure to comply will result in iceblasting.
>Silumgar: How the fuck are these guys blue?
>Kolaghan: OW THE EDGE
>Atarka: Apparently Wizards can only write one RG faction.

>>46416892
White: I can tolerate everyone except the outgroup
(Bant: and the outgroup is stupid and unnatural)
(Mardu: and the outgroup is decadent and lazy)

Blue: They told me I could be anything
(Esper:) so I became a robot
(Temur:) so I became a bear

Black: I like me
(Grixis:) but seriously fuck you
(Abzan:) but you're kinda cool too, dad

Red: I'm feeling a little moody today
(Jeskai:) hopefully meditation will help
(Jund:) so let's kill a dragon!

Green: Everything will be fine
(Sultai:) after I introduce you to my giant forest beast
(Naya:) after I introduce you to my giant zombie fish beast

>>46423158
you mixed up sultai and naya