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>>46384805
>Chess
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>playing solved games
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plus myriad other "trendy" sets
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>>46384856
Such as Go.
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>>46384856
Chess is not solved yet. We have AI that can surpass human ability, but it's not the same as game being solved. Common misunderstanding.
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>>46384858
That's so edgy I cut my eyes open looking at it
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>>46384856
Solved?
What the fuck does that even mean?
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>>46384943
Checkers is a solved game
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>>46384943
That all possible moves of the game have been explored and assuming both players follow optimal strategy you can tell reliably game outcome just by looking at the board state.

Artificial intelligence for Chess and Go doesn't actually explore all the possible moves (that would take too much time even on supercomputer) and instead employs heuristics that will look for good moves without having to explore all the moves. When sufficiently advanced this heuristic can allow computer to outplay human, but games still doesn't qualify as "solved" because all game states have not been explored.
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>opponent accepts QG
>he tries to defend his pawn
there are so many fucking players who do this. I know 1700 isn't that high, but fuck, I learned all the way back when I was rated 1000 that you shouldn't try to defend your pawn if you play the QGA. How the fuck can people with so little knowledge of theory even reach 1700?
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>>46384943
A solved game is one where an optimal solution can be found at any time by a computer that will check all possible solution. Two computer playing a solved game will only make optimals moves, resulting in a draw, or the first one to play winning.

Chess is not solved though.
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Chess is pretty cringe-worthy these days, yeah.

It's one of those games that seemed to offer an elegant ruleset & interesting decisions back in the 80s. But like Monopoly, Candyland, and Arkham Horror we can see in retrospect that it's really a thin & brittle construction.
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>>46384943
To elaborate on what others have said, tic-tac-toe is a good example of a solved game. It has a finite and incredibly small number of possible moves. It's simple enough that even a normal human can predict the outcome of any given game at any given point in the game.
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>>46384943
It's said by idiots who dont like fun and can't play chess so they think it's a insult to the game that you can map every play for every move. Ignoring the fact that there are like 4 trillion moves.
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>>46386551
>it's really a thin & brittle construction

You dont play chess do you?
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>>46386551
Fuck you!

Fuck you for what you say about candy land!
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>>46384805
Best opening in the game lemme get my rooks out right quick
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>>46386870
Not that anon, but he really has a point. Chess is a rather dull "game" that mostly comes down to memorizing tons of setplay and a middling at best amount of strategy in the middle absolutely none of which requires playing against a particular opponent rather than a board state. A game without any hidden information is always going to fall prey to this. It's a flaw of game design that has thankfully been corrected in pretty much all modern games.
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>>46387176
I have to disagree, but at the same time i have to go to my lectures, if you will be so kind as to wait for me, i will be happy to fling shit at your opinion when i get back. If this is still up in 2.5h ill tell you why i think thats bullshit.
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Welcome to hell.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_chess_piece#Notable_examples
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>Chess
>Playing that plebian game for kiddies
Come on guys, we all know tafl is the superior game.
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>>46387176
>Chess is a rather dull "game" that mostly comes down to memorizing tons of setplay and a middling at best amount of strategy in the middle absolutely none of which requires playing against a particular opponent rather than a board state.
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>>46387453
>not hex chess
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>>46387453
...How is it even played?
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>>46388053
Probably multiple turns per move
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>>46387453
This looks like some anon's parents came over and needed to disguise their bad dragon collection.
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>>46387453

is that all you've got?
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>>46388146
...Why would you play this?
Is this some sort of enlightenment thing where you have nothing better to do than play shogi while contemplating the mysteries of the universe?
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>>46384858
Glorious.
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>>46388053
I apologize for blogspot.

http://abstractstrategygames.blogspot.com/2010/10/fairy-chess.html
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Who wants to play white?
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>>46388218

I imagine it's the 16th century version of Warhammer 40k...
That is, a game designed to be sold to a certain sort of credulous person with more money than sense, but never actually intended to be played.
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>>46388270
>Brazzers
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>>46388146
It gets worse.
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>>46384805
this is fucking hilarious
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>>46384805
>Playing Black
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>>46388324
Fucking neat.
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>>46388311
>not BlacksOnBlondes.com
You had one job.
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>>46388257
that's fucking stratego
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>>46386551
>Candyland
>thin & brittle
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>>46388257
That looks like /pol/ chess.

I mean, just look at the jew behind the king and queen!
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>>46387176
>>46387216

>I have to disagree, but at the same time i have to go to my lectures, if you will be so kind as to wait for me, i will be happy to fling shit at your opinion when i get back. If this is still up in 2.5h ill tell you why i think thats bullshit.

Anon never came back.
Guess he had time to think about it.
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>>46389001
So much worse.
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>>46386091
by paying attention to the many facets of chess ability that matter far more than a knowledge of theory
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>>46384858
That's beautiful.
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>>46387176
You don't know what you're talking about you smelly bitch so shut the fuck up.

It's fine to say "I don't enjoy chess, I prefer spending hundreds of dollars for cards with pictures of goblins on them", but don't pretend you know anything about chess
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>>46394582

>I can't attack the idea...
>I know! I'll attack the person!
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>>46394694
There's no idea there to attack. Guy doesn't have a clue. Whatever he's talking about it's not chess.
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>>46394761

I'm afraid that you're entirely mistaken.

Anyone who's played Chess competitively will acknowledge it's glaring flaws as a game.

You seem like someone who has developed an attachment to chess, but never gotten past the beginner stage. It certainly remains intellectually challenging past that stage, but you'll find that the actual choices being offered to you as a player become much fewer and farther between. Most often you'll have one correct move, and if you fail to remember or visualize that move in the allotted time you'll lose.

Chess presents the illusion of choice in a deterministic system. By the standards of contemporary game design, that makes it a poor game.

It's fine to say, "I enjoy chess despite it's flaws" but blindly defending it is ridiculous.
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>>46395048
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>>46395048
Anybody that's played chess can tell you're talking through your asshole

>muh memory
>muh setplays

fuck off
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>>46395350

>I can't attack the idea...
>I know! I'll attack the person!


Anyone who's been even slightly good at chess knows exactly what I'm talking about.

What some shitposting scrub who's played a couple dozen casual games has to say on the matter is of no value whatsoever.
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>>46395048

With that in mind, you've made a serious mistake in your reasoning.

You can't memorize chess; Midgame and end-game are both won through awareness and pattern recognition.

You're correct that half the game is memory; since you could really save everyone a couple hours a tournament by declaring your opening and starting at move 5-8.

If the game was as simple as memorizing the "correct" move, quantizing skill would be easy; We'd just be able to rate players in nine or ten categories based on how well they've studied the game.
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>>46384805
Hasn't Kasparov open one of the games against Deep Blue like that?
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>>46395422
I could kick your ass at chess.
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>>46389109
>>46386895
How the hell is he wrong about candyland?
I'm actually quite curious? Is this some meme I missed out on or something else?
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>>46395477
>You can't memorize chess; Midgame and end-game are both won through awareness and pattern recognition.
>You can't memorize chess
>won through pattern recognition
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>>46395803
Thin and brittle is just a pun.
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>>46388270
Asymmetrical games are always inherently unfair. But I find them more interesting.
Also, white's goal is to escort its king to one of the corners, not to eliminate all attackers.
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>>46394466
...what?
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>>46395803
Have you ever actually played Candyland, Danielle? If you have, you'd know why they're defending it.
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>>46384805
Has anyone managed to make a full ruleset out of that pseudo-chess they play in SoIaF?
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>>46384805

I bet I could beat you at it, Opie.

http://lichess.org/Ix5zyghe

5/8 time control, I'll take white, and play a4 as my first move.
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>>46398786
At least 2 games has been made with its name, that follows as many of the rules as we know.

Basically, we know you get to set up your half of the board, that there are 10 different pieces, and a couple capture rules.

But yeah, someone's made games out of what we know, they just had to fill in all the blanks themselves.
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>>46398882
Doubt it. Been playing since I was 4.
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>>46398694
I'm in pain.
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>>46403413
The fact that there's two red sides is triggering me.
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>>46403413
Can you only step on your own colors or what?
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>>46386843
>chess
>fun
pick one :^)
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>>46388218
>>46388294

This is for you(if you didn't already know otherwise) and anyone else not familiar with the rules of Shogi. In Shogi you can use an opponent's captured pieces by redeploying those pieces to a spot on the board as part of your move. Naturally there are specific limitations of when and where you are legally able to do so with which particular piece(e.g Pawn cannot be deployed to give checkmate but can be deployed to give check.)

Now imagine all those pieces changing sides.
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>>46403413
You know what? I'm just going to put this here.

http://www.chessvariants.com/
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If anybody is interested
>>46406065
Also, seeing d4 d5 Nf3 Bf5 surge in popularity is pretty cringe-worthy. It's just not right to move that bishop, and after c4 white is comfortable.
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>>46403413
DESIGNATED

SHITTING

STREETS
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Sup
Just testing /tg/'s general level with a couple of simuls
http://lichess.org/dQIH7Rjt
http://lichess.org/ghHVfe9S
http://lichess.org/gTg16Us0
http://lichess.org/Vv2zQT7A
http://lichess.org/6k4G0FZ7
http://lichess.org/fBVIhcZU
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>>46384943
>Solved?
>What the fuck does that even mean?

There are 3 degrees if solved

Degree 1: we can know if with optimal play, the game would end with draw, or some specific player wining
Degree 2: AI/we will always know the best move to make, no matter what other player plays, as long we play with the first player to make some decision

Degree 3: No matter what player we are and possible situation we are at, we will always be able to know the best moves ever to make.
Some specific checkers variant (unlike chess almost every country have their own variant that is the default) is solved ( degree 2 )

Many small boards go are solved (all X * Y boards where X * Y is 30 or less and X is not 10 times higher or smaller than Y)
Most of those are solved on degree 2, but the ultra small ones are solved on degree 3 I think.
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>>46403413
look at the bright side, once you get bored of chess, it also works as a board for throwing darts
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>>46387962
This variant is wrong.

It should be like this:

Each edge has 8 hexes,

Board is rotated in a way that has a botton and top edge.

On botton edge, you have the pieces on the same order
On the line on top of it, you have pawns.

Rook move on the red lines of the pic
Bishop on green ones
Queen on both
Knight Go to the purple squares
pawn move to blue squares and capture to gold ones
king move and capture on blue, gold and black ones
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>>46403413
PS: its 4d
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>>46387176
>. A game without any hidden information is always going to fall prey to this.
This can be easily solved (lets remove double step, check/mate and castling rules ot make it easy) by playing dark chess
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>>46412376
You really did came up with this late reply to sprout bullshit
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>>46388270
Poor Lil White Bois
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>>46388257
is that a fucking rhino?
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>>46412680
>tfw you want to try this but it's clearly some sort of "I'm so smart guise" masturbation aid for faggots and if it hasn't been on big bazinga theorem it will eventually
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>>46384943
While chess isn't solved it effectively means that you can calculate the moves required to either win or get into the best possible situation regardless of opponent's actions. Tic Tac Toe for example has been solved, if you know what you are doing you can always force a draw.
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>>46413230
Pretty sure this game is supposed to be biased in the defenders' side
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>>46386150
>Two computer playing a solved game will only make optimals moves, resulting in a draw, or the first one to play winning.
Not necessarily, there may well be a solved game where the second player always wins if both players play optimally.
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http://lichess.org/zQzyVAyL
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