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What if a Space Marine must go to the toilet?
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What if a Space Marine must go to the toilet?
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>>46370740
they litterally eat theyr own shit, anon
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>>46370740
Their armour recycles their poop into nutrient paste.
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>>46372705
A fact that made a player in my Deathwatch group never want to wear his helmet.
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>>46370740
Some chapters weaponize them.

>STRIKE FROM THE SKY BROTHERS! THE RAVENGUARD BATTLE DOCTRINE CALLS THIS MANEUVER THE "POOP RAIN"!
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>>46372742
SO THAT EXPLAINS IT

Wait.... so what happens to all the recycled nutrient paste? Is it ejected somewhere else? If they don't wear their helmet does it just get squirted at their face? I need answers.
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Eldar poop crystals....

How do Eldar anuses work?!
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>>46372850
No. Nutrient past is not "eaten", it's directly injected in the Marine from a series of injectors in his armor's chest plate
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>>46370740
They literally have a system that filters their waste so they can live without food and water for a long ass time

>I got this from the Deathwatch rulebook, no I don't remember what page
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For an in-depth discussion of Space Marine bowel movements see the works of Ian Watson.
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>>46370740
Power Armor is one big diaper
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>>46372705
>>46370876
the fuck is this a meme? Are muhreens literal shit eaters?
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>>46373107
They literally fart in each other's faces at least.
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>>46373092
And yet people insist that they aren't giant man babies in Fisher-price plate.
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Does the Emprah poop?
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>>46373994
Not anymore.
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>>46373994
psychic grenades

The imperium makes its enemies eat holy shit
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>>46373994
Psyk out grenades are made from the "metabollic byproducts of the Golden Throne"
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>>46372807
Chocolate Rain
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>>46372882
Like a 3D printer
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>>46373107
Not literal shit eating. Their armor processes it into a nutrient paste that they can consume.
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>>46372807
>>46376446
INDIAN REHN
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>>46373994
He's been taking a really slow sit for 10,000 years. They don't call it the golden throne for nothing.
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>>46377649
>Dark chocolate.
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>>46373107
>the fuck is this a meme?

No.

>Are muhreens literal shit eaters?

Some are, but not as standard. It's recycled nutrients for when food is scare, not just shit spewed into their mouth.
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>>46379220
>not just shit spewed into their mouth.

I'd let an SoB spew shit in my mouth.
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>>46373994

He's dead, so no.

>Implying he's dead

time to just admit the truth and join chaos.
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