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>player uses pic-related as a character portrait
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>>46346073
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>>46346087
10/10 would play with
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>pic related uses portraits as character players
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>>46346073
I've done that.
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>>46346205
>Those fingers on the brush
What the fuck.
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>>46346130
>pic portraits uses characters as related players
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>>46346205
>using character portrait
why the fuck to people do this?
its literally just admitting that you have no imagination or original thought and have to just straight up rip other peoples art in order to get anywhere
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>>46346272
She's pushing down on the brush with her left hand, while her right hand is holding his beard. It looks a little like she has six fingers wrapped around the brush, but keep track of the fingernails.
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>>46346272
I don't undderstand the issue here, the bottom set of fingers is from the right arm, and the ones at the top of the brush are from the left
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>>46346272
She is holding up his beard with her other hand.
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>>46346313
>>46346314
>>46346311
Okay, then why is she brushing her own fingers then?
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>>46346305
What if I draw my own character portraits?
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>>46346290
Let's just get this over with:
>nigger nigger niggers nigger niggers niggers

>>46346322
Because drow don't know how to use brushes? They've always just let spiders braid their hair.
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>>46346322
Look at the pose, try to visualize it in 3d space. Put your perspective on her. Be the little girl, anon.

>>46346323
>so autistic he draws pictures of D&D characters
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>>46346305
They're like minis in practice. They represent your character but it doesn't mean their appearance is 1:1 to your character. Also some GMs insist on everyone using a certain kind of sheet and that sheet has a big old portrait slot that looks awkward so sometimes you just feel compelled to fill that fucker out.
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>>46346322
She's not. The brush isn't in the beard yet, and she'll be putting it above her hand.
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>>46346374
*looks awkward left blank
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>>46346355
More autistic than pretending to be someone?
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>Player doesn't use pic-related as a character portrait.

Not playing middle-aged white men with a stumble is the cancer killing the hobby.
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>>46346415
I don't see Nico Bellic there.
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>>46346415
>not using hooded protagonists a-la Assassin's Creed and Prototype
Do you even character portraits?
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>>46346415
>a stumble
I don't think most people would intentionally cripple themselves
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>>46346415
I actually play an enchanted whiskey bottle that casts spells by encapsulating them in whiskey and getting my pawn, er, friend to spew them out.

It works like fatigue in SR, where the more spells you cast the drunker you get and more powerful spells need a stronger slug of whiskey.
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>>46346632
Sieg Kaiser!
Sieg Neue Reich!
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>>46346651
>/ss/
>kaiser
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>>46346662
>not praising your true benevolent space aryan dictator
How does it feel jobbing for the likes of Truniht?
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>>46346632
>old GM liked to fill in the blanks of our backstories
>cougar wizard NPC was my character's childhood mentor
>implied they did lewd things back in the day

I would like to say he was based but he also autistically had everything in the universe conspire to remove any cool items ASAP if we got our hands on them even resorting to fiat once or twice.
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>Out of all the emperors to revere, he picked the one who started a world war to compensate for being a (literally) limpwristed faggot
>Supporting a fossil of the ancien regime and not the face of the Enlightenment

1812 worst year of my life.
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>cougar wizard NPC was my character's childhood mentor
>implied they did lewd things back in the day
O-oh my.
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>>46346750
>Napoleon
I TOLD YOU NOT TO START A LAND WAR IN RUSSIA
I TOLD YOU BRO
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>>46346456
>benderwithcamera.jpg
Neat.
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>>46346073
>Summer
>Want to try Pathfinder to introduce it into my gaming group
>Start playing Pathfinder with a friend's group, because whynot.jpg
>Game takes place in this young couple's flat
>Fat otakus; he plays a munchkin ninja and she plays whatever he tells her to play,as long as she can use an anime character as portrait.
>Basically he played both characters as overpowered mary sues while she was fucking around the table

Do I need to point a never went back to that house anymore?
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>>46346305
>description vs image

what am i suppose to do anon? I'm not the DM nor gifted in the art of words, i know what i want and what it should look like, the pic shows it off better than i ever could.
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>>46347832
>not taking a course in telepathy
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>>46346750
Napoleon gets too much flak. Sure, he was a conquering dictator of a man, but as far as conquering dictators go he was pretty fucking cool and was one of the very few reform minded rulers in an otherwise conservative Europe. A conservatism that would keep on ruling for another 100 years in the wake of Napoleon's defeat.
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>>46347801
was one of them named ryan?
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>>46347923
If he didn't have the most bizarre attacks of being Chaotic stupid, he would have had a chance to leave more than just some legal reforms in his wake.
As history stands, his reach exceeded his grasp and he trusted (and just as importantly, distrusted) the wrong people. Both critical failings in a commander and certain doom for a ruler.
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>>46348194
The man who won the war but lost the empire.
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>>46346073
Let them play, but majorly gimp them stat wise
Also any cons played by any adults always fool the character

I will never turn down a player but I'll sure as hell punish them
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>>46348229
I have a game system here where you can literally recreate one class (profession, actually) with a different one, except it's cheaper and better.
Give me a good reason why I shouldn't.
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>>46348042
Nope
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>>46348241
Because I'll gimp your rolls for being a munchkin

I firmly believe that you should make your character around a character, not becoming the best in your game, since not only is that metagaming, it goes against the fun that having a not totally effectual character that still has lots of personality through his combat

In other words if you munchkin I'll give you a harder game cause that's what you obviously want
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>>46348194
>If he didn't have the most bizarre attacks of being Chaotic stupid
Such as? You know every single coalition war was declared on Napoleon and not by him, right? Especially in the case of Austria after numerous peace agreements? Hell, the invasion of Russia (which was pre-emptive as the Russians had clearly expressed their desire to claim back Poland) followed the Treaty of Tilsit, intended to create a lasting peace between France and Russia.

Napoleon desired stability, the Coalition however could not tolerate a regime that went against everything that embodied their values. This is why after the Coalition wars France wasn't severely punished (it was even allowed to be represented at the Congress of Vienna, with an ambassador loyal to the Bourbons of course) but Napoleon was. That was because they did not see an enemy in France proper and merely wished to restore the status quo (which luckily they only partially managed to do).
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>>46348333
>Saying that you don't want munchkins is bait
Found the guy who makes a grimderp Berzerk guy in a light hearted campaign unironically
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>>46346632
If you'd seen the CG set that image comes from, you'd know that it's sorely lacking in your first "s" there. it's not gay if it's an elf
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>>46348276
>I firmly believe that you should make your character around a character,
But the point is that I want a particular character. Except if I go this particular route, I get a nifty ability for free.
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>>46348483
>Not intentionally gimping yourself for more RP ability when leveling
You find some crazy combos when you do that
In PF, I had a mace paladin go from that to a Cleric Paladin who rides his horse with a buffed lance for fucking crazy 3x damage
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>>46348532
In this particular game your starting abilities determine your endgame strength.
If you start with str 10 you will never go beyond str 15.
If you start with str 15 you can go up to str 23.
Advantages can pretty much only be picked at the start of the game.

There's also no "leveling". There's only training in particular skills.
If you want to have a good strong fighter at the end of your career, your character needs to reflect that from the beginning. Not in skill, but certainly in physical predisposition.
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>>46346305

>Character's looks is all there is to a character

What kind of unoriginal, lack of creativity faggot are you?
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>>46348424
It's always gay when it is with an elf.

It's just gay-er if it's with a male elf.
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>>46346435
>I don't think most people would intentionally cripple themselves
Bullshit. Point-buy is one hell of a drug.
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>>46347923
But liberalism in Europe is shit, and people are getting shafted my frog friend. Are you implying conservatism staying after Napoleon's exile was good or bad?
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>>46348421
Found the bait fag.
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>>46346073
I don't see the issue
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>>46348848
That's kind of hot

>fuck, kiss, and cuddle busty elf qt
>hold her hand
>it's gay
>get faggot reputation without doing anything gay

What kind of fetish is this?
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>>46351394
Ennui. Which is french for Heresy.
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>>46348229
You are the worst kind of spineless DM, don't even have the balls to say no, instead you'll just have them put up with your passive aggressive bullshit making yourself just a big That Guy as the PC is
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>>46346760
Why is there a Belt on the hat? Can you adjust it to different head circumferences? That's quite clever.
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>>46346073
>Anon starts one of these threads
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>>46346073

I have to admit that I actually used that pic once.
Mostly because I was trying to find a -fucking darn- pic of a young elf guy, but it was virtually impossible to find a damn elf -young- guy pic without it being some sort of porn. That one was the cleanest I found.
It was surprisingly hard to find even.
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>Player uses this pic as his monk
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>>46352287
It's surprsingly hard to find non-porn males that are in the 16-25 range and aren't overly feminine or hulking stubbled beefcakes.

You probably should have looked for male elf art in general. You could've found something better eventually. When you use keywords like young it brings out porn.
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>>46346073
>Running a campaign inspired by Miyazaki/Ghibli films and Gravity Falls

Good, good... He is prepared to enter my wondrous, magical, and mysterious realm.

Qrz brx vkrxog eh deoh wr vroyh wklv
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>>46352807
>magical

Uh-oh
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>>46352866
Activate the Laputan super weapon Sheeta

ACTIVATE IT!
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>>46346073

Quick question

Is the player cute? Because I'm a lonely, horny neckbeard who keeps himself in relative shape. I take any and all sexuality at my table to be clear signs of wanting the D.

And I'm just the person who wants to give the D
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>>46346073
"Why are you playing a child? If I don't like your explanation, I'm not allowing this."

Boom, you're done. You're the DM, so it's fair to tell them no as long as you have a good reason.
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>>46353986
"Because it appeals to my fetishes and titillates the many pedophile players at the table including you, GM."
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>>46354049
Go play fatal and get this out of your system, then come back and we can get your pc rolled up.
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>>46348277
Yeah right. The Spanish of 1808 want a word. As do the Egyptians of 1798. Let's not pretend that Napoleon wasn't one of history's greatest warmongers . . .
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What is that picture even supposed to convey?

A childlike naivety?

Like, let's invent a situation where a character like that would even exist as a viable roleplay experience - every single fucking thing is going to be that PC lost in an endless sea of wonder, doubt, confusion and uselessness.

This would require a player that wanted to roleplay those things - a group of people wanting to encourage and facilitate those things that 99.999% of the time are major annoyances to players - and a GM who wants their game to advance at the speed of smell.

Even if you're the player who wants to play this shit, for whatever reason, unless EVERY SINGLE OTHER PLAYER is happily willing to play that game, it's an affront to the social contract to do it.

It would be like an AA member recovering alcoholic barging into a wine tasting party uninvited - consisting of at-work colleages and superiors - and DEMANDING everyone stop drinking because they are in AA.
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I just use verbal descriptions, both because I have no drawing talent and I can never find appropriate pictures online.
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>>46354049
"Well. You were mistaken on literally all possible counts of that. Roll up something else or please leave."

Seriously though, my group is ridiculously tame.
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>>46354357
My group is ridiculously perverted.
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>>46346073
I recognize this from lesbian porn
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>>46346205
>>46346311
These are obviously Xvart.
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>>46354380
Perverted
"Lol, I roll to seduce the female NPC"
"Lol, I roll to steal the queen's panties"
"Lol, I cast invisibility to sneak into the maiden's house"

The same people are spending 30 minutes roll playing smoking weed in a tavern.

It's never kiddie diddling rape fantasy cuck pedo crap. I would throw a fucker out of a game, and if I owned a store, ban him and his friends for life.
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>>46354282
You could've just wrote: "Little kids suck in fiction if the setting is adult."
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>>46346073
>player uses pic-related as a character portrait
As GM, I tell them "no".
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>>46354522
Woooooooooow, how was I supposed to know it was against the rules!
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>>46354582
They plan to increase the age of the pictures little by little until you say yes in order to get the portrait as young and fuccboi-ish as possible.

Wat do?
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>>46354621
At the start of the game their character is aged 2d12 years.
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>>46346073
>Player is instantly booted from the game.
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>>46354621
Kick the player from the table until they decide to grow the fuck up and play something that wouldn't cause me to call the police.
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>player is playing a female panadabear-kin bard with a katana obsession
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>>46354716
>>46354695
But they could just want to play a kid for all you know without sexualising it.
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>>46346073
Neato.
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>>46354784
Doesn't matter to them, their autism demands they sperg out at anything that remotely touches on their fetishes lest their players find out
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>>46354621
>They plan to increase the age of the pictures little by little until you say yes in order to get the portrait as young and fuccboi-ish as possible.
>Wat do?
once I catch on to this, I ask them to either knock-it-off or leave.

[soiler] I try to never outright kick someone, but if they don't like the parameters I set up, I won't stop them from leaving [/spoiler]
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>>46354716
>call the police on the guy
>get fined for wasting police resources

Do it fagulon.
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>>46354784
>A 20 something year old guy playing a right year old girl
>In a non-anime game
Yeah. Something is not right.
>>46354815
I don't like players who make homosexual characters who have flamboyant and sexual personalities. Does that mean I'm homophobic?
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>>46354843
But OP's pic is a little boy.
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>>46352287
>>46352436
You should be looking for female art then. Just crop it in such a way that the breasts become invisible and voila, you have yourself a young boy.
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>>46354843
>I don't like players who make homosexual characters who have flamboyant and sexual personalities. Does that mean I'm homophobic?
Possibly, if you dislike them for being a fag, if it's just cause you find flamboyancy annoying then you're fine

Though either way if you sperg out about it rather than acting like an adult and asking your players not to do that/trying to work something out you both don't mind being played then you're just That DM
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>>46354890
It's young adult in my case. That won't work.
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>>46346073
Actually, I thought about it more, because I don't really care much, for caring about the potrait, or the character's apperance, since those tend to matter so little.(Frankly, I rarely look at the potraits) I don't see how I'm supposed to really care, it isn't exactly a sexualized image. If they're playing a kid character, so what? The plot can be slowed down, or held back by anything that isn't full on min-max, rolling for stats, and rolling low would slow it down, and be a bit useless, a new player, certain classes at certain points, many races, low intellignece, low wisdom, low strength, really, low anything, any type of IC reasoning to do something, or not do something. I mean, you see where I'm getting at? Sperging out at the table, won't make you look 'normal', 'in', or less like a pedophile, you'll be that guy raging out at someone, for using an image for their potrait.
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>>46354921
What age?
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>>46355009
16-25.
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>>46355041
16 is definitely doable with a picture of a girl.
You'll find pictures of 25 years old guys if you look hard enough.

You're just being difficult.
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>>46354994
Ok then.

I mean, I guess. Mostly I'd just laugh at the player, even harder if it was a female player. Because lol perverted whore.
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>>46354049
"but that's gay- meet me in the middle and play a loli tomboy, or at least a trap if you insist on a shota"
think about the needs of the party, man
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>>46355245
Take another look at the OP. The elf is wearing a skirt. I am not sure why everybody insists it's a boy, but if they are right, it's definitely a trap.
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>>46352043
Plus it forms a circumferential pocket, and you can stick things in it.

>>46346760
sauce?
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>>46355056
Not really? By 16 puberty has already had a number of effects. I also don't want it to look too feminine which it will if you're using a girl's face. I guess I should mention I tried for western art which made this harder. You know that line up of 'middle aged white guys' from video games? I needed that but 10-15 years younger. The couple of times I needed that I had a pretty tough time finding it. Harder than I thought it would be to find the middle ground between grizzled beefcake and twinky pretty boy.
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>>46355292
Show me a screenshot of google failing you and I'll tell you.
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>>46346073

I'll wait until he tries to inject his pedophilic fantasies into the game. Then I'll take action.
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>>46355277
yeah, it's kinda ambiguous though because anime and elves, I was just responding to the generally gay tone of the thread

I don't really get shotafags, but it's an elf and it's delicious brown so I guess it's fuckable even if it's a boy
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>>46346415
>arr rook the same
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>>46354909
But anon. Any form of asking the players is considered "sperging out".
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Nothing wrong with young half-elves or elves. If they are girls.
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>>46354759
>player spergs out because he cant slice through armor with any kind of one-handed more-or-less curved sword
>all players forget there are other weapons besides swords
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>>46356605
What game? If it's very abstract like D&D it's semi-understandable if you didn't bring up the change.
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>>46355345
OR, or, or; instead of being a faggot, you could just tell me.
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>>46356816
I'm from /a/. I don't spoonfeed if the answer is that easily available.
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>>46356816
The name is in the fucking image, are you being serious?
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>>46355292
sup faggot

http://hentai2read.com/the_witch_the_succubus_and/

and remember; not giving people a source makes you a fag
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>>46356867
I'll gladly be a fag if I can convince even one newfag out of 10 to learn how to look for things themselves.
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>>46349477
You realize that conservativism in Napoleon's time represented the continuation of the Monarchy, and bears effectively no resemblance to the conservativism of today?
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>>46356912
>hur, i don't know how google works
>dur i don't understand that some people don't get the same results.

stop being a tremendous fag
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>>46356662
a homebrew our group works on

the point is , that plate armor and most metal armors have extremely high cut resistance and cant be cut with most one-handed swords since they are lacking a good bit of impact.

with average strength and a longsword you would deal around 12 and a saber 16 cut-DMG per slash , while a suit of plate has around 30 cut-resistance and if you add the stability system , a swords flexes and bends wich can double defense if the armor is more rigid than the weapon. thats why you cant do shit with a one-handed sword against plate. You are supposed to stab into the gaps or simply bash at the helmet until they vomit out of the visor.
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>>46357425
That's why I specifically said that I would give him source if google wouldn't work.
Are you illiterate or just pretending to be retarded?
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>>46357500
Yeah. I get that. It's why halfswording is a thing. Was just wondering if he was playing a mostly unalteted D&D so it came out of nowhere for him. Don't know why he would get mad if called shots are a thing in your game.
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>>46357609
well , i have to deal with a "muh nippon steel"
/professional mall ninja , so it is to be expected.

and that he insists on wearing a black leather coat in-game , at least he is too stupid to properly power-game
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>player uses pic-related as a character portrait
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>>46357822
Which one is the PC?
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>>46357822
>tfw
I vaguely remember that one. Vaguely enough not to admit I know anything about it.
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>>46357822
Which one is his character?
Which one do you have to play as a DMPC?
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>>46357850
>>46357856
He wouldn't tell me until I approved.
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>The plot can be slowed down, or held back by anything that isn't full on min-max, rolling for stats, and rolling low would slow it down, and be a bit useless, a new player, certain classes at certain points, many races, low intellignece, low wisdom, low strength, really, low anything, any type of IC reasoning to do something, or not do something
Anon what made you think this was a legitimate sentence? Who the fuck taught you English?
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>>46355277
It's a tunic you barbarian.
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>>46357898
Sorry, I'm more than a bit drunk. It was more of a rant than I thought.
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>>46357854
>Not remembering the best manga ever.
You disappoint me, anon.
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>>46357964
What did you mean by this? >>46354994
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>>46355498
I would personally allow a person to play your pic related in a shadowrun game
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>>46356410
But what if they are girls(male)?
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>>46358027
Then I bend over.
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>>46358004
How often would you roll on a rape table that you wrote specifically for him?
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>>46358046
>implying I would make a rape table
This isn't FATAL dude.
So maybe like twice a session...
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>>46357988
Well, to cut it short. I don't think apperance of a character matters, if it's not sexual. Being a kid character, doesn't really slow down the game that much, and lots of other things slow the game down, and it's usually not that big a deal.
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I would love to play this someday.
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>>46346374
Maybe I'm the only poor person in the world who uses minis, but I bought like ten cowboy pieces, had my gf paint them differently, and we just use those for absolutely every player regardless of theme. Enemies are pic related.
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God I hate anime.
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>>46358719
I agree. Manga tends to have better art, pacing, and less censorship.
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>>46358719
Every time you invoke Him, you interrupt His masturbating to cute anime girls. What do you think He is going to say if you only do it to announce that you hate anime?
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>>46346073
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>>46358635
>not using the Injuns
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>>46358027
Can I marry them?
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>>46347923
I admit, I don't know much about that era of history, but I remember there being a huge outcry in Britain over the revolution in France, because the idea of people actually taking down their king in a country just across the channel was horrifying. So was an emperor just a bad replacement in their mind?
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>>46358830
But do you accept your player's portrait?
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>>46346456
>Skeletows
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>>46358027
where is it from?
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>>46362511
>So was an emperor just a bad replacement in their mind?
It wasn't an emperor, it was a dude who declared himself an emperor.
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>>46346073
>insert disgusted anime face here
>insert the text reaction you were hoping to achive from this thread
love you
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>>46362511
>So was an emperor just a bad replacement in their mind?
For them, and the coalition at large, an emperor was almost worse (though Metternich greatly respected Napoleon and argued, in vain, for lasting peace between Austria and France). Think about it: the divinely ordained kings that ruled France in an unbroken line since Hugh Capet had been deposed and who replaced them? Some nobody from the armpit of the realm who was only able to attend the military academy because his father was a collaborator. He went from nobody to fucking emperor in 30 years, which is exactly the kind of thing nobody fucking wanted at the time. And of course it was important that Napoleon never reverted to the Ancien Regime but ended up being the kind of Enlightened Despot Voltaire dreamed of, making him an enemy of the Ancien Regime.

And on top of that Napoleon was a man who knew and loved his classics: he was about as much a Bourbon king as the Roman Emperors were Roman kings. He himself was credited with saying "I am not an heir of Louis XIV, but of Charlemagne".

>>46354234
>The Spanish of 1808 want a word.
Alright, good p-

>As do the Egyptians of 1798
COME ON, what level of bait is this? Are you going to blame a Brigadier-General for the decisions of the Republic? And need I remind you that Napoleon abandoned this campaign to declare himself Consul in the first place?

If one faulty war of agression makes you one of the greatest warmongers in history, that list is very long indeed.
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>>46346785
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>46361583
If you fuck them hard enough.
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>>46368971
>elf boy
>queen
But that's not how it works
>the elf boy was passed down as a beautiful prostitute
THAT'S NOT HOW HAPPY ENDINGS WORK
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>>46368971
>that bad end

Maybe if I have the queen pound my butt every now and then things will work out differently.
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>>46346415
Hey, don't slap Snake on your design shaming list. His appearance is modeled after Kurt Russel in Escape From New York and Escape From LA. Plus the image you picked of him is about 4-8 years older than most of the other portraits.
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>>46368971
Elf boys are best.
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>>46350878
We could report you for pastel, but this is (CURRENT YEAR), and I think we're over that.
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>>46368971

sauce plz
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>>46368999
But you can't have 2 kings!
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>>46369072
Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.
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>>46369072
Says who?
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>>46369031
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>>46369085
The crown. It's too small to be worn by too people at the same time.
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>>46369031
>>46369104
This more precisely. Because I'm a nice guy.
http://nhentai.net/g/114949/
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>>46369104

you are devine. Please tell me the english title so i can look for it?
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>>46369154
>newfags can't search for images
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>>46369145
So you're saying we need a double crown. A tandem crown? Oh my, I think we really do need this.

>Only when both brows come together may the tandem crown be anointed, and only then may their supreme divine authority be exercised.
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>>46369152

thank you so much.
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>>46369104
>tfw you want the trap to fuck you too
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>>46369183
No problem. For future reference, try right-clicking on the image and click on "search Google for image". Sometimes it strikes out, but you'll often find related things even when you do.
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>>46352436
>trying to find a picture of a non-female elf mage that isn't anime or in a retarded wow style

fuck, does no one draw male elves?
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>>46369204
Retro D&D art had some badass looking elves. Including casters.
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>>46369204
They do. But you have to remember why people draw elf girls. Because they find them sexy.
If you've got no problem using this as your character portrait in your next DnD session, be my guest.
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>>46369218
And also had a million pics of sexy ladies and thus whenever I try to find "retro D&D art" on google I find stuff like this.
I mean, all those pics made my afternoo certainly interesting, but a couple of hours later, I still hadnd't found an elf caster.

I did found a cool elf swordsman, so there's that.
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>>46369231
>faggy male elf
eh, can still use this
>also into bestiality
too much
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>>46369244
Just a fag? No implications of bestiality?
Here you go.
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>>46358394
isn't this just an anime elf wizard?
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>>46369253
That looks awesome, perfect for what I wanted, thanks

>>46369263
I'll take this one too, I can always use more elf
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>>46369016
I want to fuck a slutty link.
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>player uses pic-related as a character portrait
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>>46346073
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>player uses pic-related as a character portrait
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>>46369489
Im a girl.
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The worst portraits are the ones where the player just edited a photo of himself to look bad-ass and fantasy-like.
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>>46369204
I drew one once.
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>>46369520
That's not a girl.

>>46369525
I have never seen this, but I believe it.
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>>46357822
I inform him that Kagami was best girl.
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>player uses pic-related as a character portrait
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>>46346415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

>>46346431
He said white.
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>>46369633
>That's not a girl.
look at that ass and tell me its not a girl. Boys don't have asses like that.
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>>46369969
Welcome to anime.
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>>46369969
I have a picture of that slut chained up and leaking sperm. Can't post it, of course, but it exists.
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>>46370006
can you atleast provide the name of the artist or any information that would lead me to find the pic you are talking about?
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>>46370034
>>>/d/6754672

Don't know how to crossboard link anymore, or if it's even still allowed, but there you go.
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>>46370054
Thanks. I still choose to belive thats a girl.
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This is my current PC, she's 10 years old and a wizard.

pls no bully.
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>>46370100
>she's 10 years old and a wizard
Please tell me that it makes sense in the setting. Or please don't, because that would mean you're playing Witch Girls Adventures.
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>>46370100
Wanna go adventuring together?
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>>46370100
Has she literally never had a haircut
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>>46370121
We're playing dnd set in the mtgo unniverse, we started in innistrad.

first session she got kidnapped by olivia voldaren using some demon cunt with a knife (Elbrus, I think).

it has been stressful as fuck and I nearly lost my soul, but now we have a pirate ship and our monk is a living tree-girl.


This is my Pc's familiar, I named him Boots.
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>>46370149
>mtgo

I meant mtg
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>>46370149
>D&D
>MtG

So when will you planeswalk to 40k and complete the /tg/ trifecta?
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>>46370169
when my dnd stops blueballing the group with hiatus due to him getting the flu or going to bingo or some other shit.

my plan is to kill avacyn and redirect the power she had back to the people, but we don't know where the fuck she is right now, tsome buttmunch called mikaeus go us to look for her then memed us silly by giving us really shit clues so we just fucked off.


one day I will save Innistrad and tell Sorin to fuck off and stop meddling in planed if hes just going to fuck off again.
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>>46350878
Shouldn't Spiderman be in there somewhere?
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>>46355245
See, this is the heart of good GMing.
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>>46370164
If I gave her a haircut, would she cry
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>>46370250
It would be extremely kawaii
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>>46370264
For you.
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>>46369628
That's actually the hottest elf I've ever seen
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>>46371014
I drew him around 8-10 years ago, and only just now when I went to upload the pic did I realize it's basically animu Clint Eastwood.
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>>46369856
>No rear sight on gun
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>>46369016
where is it from?
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>>46375536
Its an SFM loop of Linkle getting railed.

Google it.
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>>46357822
Sauce
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>>46377463
Give me a screenshot of google failing you and I'll tell you.
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>>46369628
hope you don't mind if I use that for my next shadow-run campaign.
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Is this a better elf boy?
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>>46378003
His torso seems to be a bit too long.
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>>46378016
other kids laugh at him and call him the longkid
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>>46373726
>needing to aim
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>>46378530
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_%28nuclear_device%29
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>/tg/ bumps OP's meme thread
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>>46378641
But all threads are meme threads, because all ideas are memes.
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>>46348229
I'd be down. Your my favorite type of GM.
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