>tfw a player is critically injured and you get to try out your surgical skills
dont trust this bird
>a player
Monsters and Mazes is a far-out game.
>tfw you've put more points into your surgical skills than the fighter has put into his combat skills
>tfw it was a huge battle and there's nice body parts lying around everywhere
>tfw you still need to make up your mind how many limbs he's going to wake up with
>>46327194
>a player
What the fuck did you do?
De best feelin'
I get ta try out dat new Squig-Heart I've bin workin' on.
Dat'll pumps twice as 'ard the last one, and when 'e karks it, it'll jump straight out of the git's chest, and eat da face of da git day killed 'im.
At least, dat's da plan.
Can't be no worse than the Squig-Brain surgery.
>>46327194
>a player
This happens...often to you guys?
>>46327848
You mean your games don't usually require some kind of major surgery to get everyone through alive? I had to stop last week's game because I couldn't do open heart surgery and still roll my dice right.
>>46327194
>tfw a player fumbles so you get to roll and inflict critical damage
It's a good pain for me.
>>46327848
>>46327292
>>46327211
You seem to be the kind of bitches who don't LARP with actual swords and guns.
luckily our token female is nurse - gyno / maternity, but hey better than nothing
>>46327194
>"That was... incredible. How did you do that?"
>"I have no idea whatsoever."
>>46327194
I'm one of the best medics in this sector, they are in good hands.
