I summon the Celtic Guardian in Attack Mode
How obnoxious.
>>46261382
Forester Bob?
I set 5 cards in my spell and trap card zone, then I end my turn.
I summon the Obnoxious Celtic Guardian in defense mode!
I summon 3 blue-eyes white dragons in attack mode.
>>46263268
That's significantly better looking than the Yugioh I remember.
>>46263142
>>46263268
Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
>>46264106
Friggin' Pendulum Summons
>>46263749
Get hype, because all of arc-v's animation budget went into this.
>>46263813
That card's banned, though.
>>46264292
>>46264281
>no jaden
HA
>>46264281
Kaiba's abs tho
>>46264249
"Pendulum"... what?
>>46261382
I reveal Exodia from my opening hand
>>46265228
Don't ask. You don't want to know.
Let your memories of the game go unspoiled.
You don't need to see what it has become.
>>46265228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs08XuC62LU
:)
>>46261393
Underrated post
>>46265361
I sat through the whole thing. I never want to hear the word pendulum ever again.
>>46265328
not the mechanics fault. it konami's non-existent R&D. they make effects to open ended every time they make a new mechanic and then have to ban cards and add retarded restrictions on all later cards for a mechanic. look a synchro and XYZ they both had really good cards after the first couple sets. then players bitched konami tried to fix it and then players got bored of it and they made a new mechanic it happens everytime.
>>46265328
Last summer I worked at a Kids Recreation program.
Mostly for little kids, but there was always this group of like, middle schools that played care games in the corner. They were vicious. Unforgiving. Cold, calculating.
But only when they played care games.
Fun kids.
>>46264106
Yeah, so what?
>>46266595
That's against the rules
>>46264300
I think I'm in love
>>46266612
Screw the rules, I have money!
>>46265361
I haven't played this game since before synchros were a thing, but...this kinda seems like OTK city. Is it?
>>46265361
That's really dumb. Back in my day we played 1900atk lv4 normal monsters and equipped axe of despair to them.
>>46266937
It's not really a new thing. The sad part is that Pendulums didn't change the game too much... because players were already getting the same OTKs and broken combos years and years ago.
>>46267198
Yeah, some of my friends and I used to be into Yugioh, so we thought why not give it another go?
After playing five matches in like half an hour because the duels were over so fast, we remembered why we'd drifted from the game.
>>46267232
Yeah, it isn't what it used to be.
>Pull out my old cards and make a deck to play with some friends
>Most of my better/favorite cards are banned
But like why?
>>46264281
Children card games in SPAAACE?
>>46263268
Why are Yugi and Seto even in this movie anyways? You'd think they would make a movie about some of the other protagonists by now, not pander to the first generation of fans.
Also those dragons look like shit, they better not be 3D like that the entire time.
>>46265361
Oh god, how could anyone have thought this was okay? If your own tutorial video shows an average looking hand performing a win in one turn you fucked something up.
>>46264249
There's no scale in the entire game that will let you pendulum summon a blue-eyes white dragon.
>>46267284
Yeah, it isn't durdle city anymore, no the shit decks you slapped each other around with were never actually playable.
>>46269971
So even with all these new game mechanics, summoning 3 blue-eyes from your hand at the same time is still an illegal move.
>>46261382
I play Kevin as a Blue Friend.
>>46268150
If you're just playing with friends then who gives a fuck what it banned? When I play Magic casually I use all my cards, I paid for them
>>46269971
There's a quick play spell that lets you make the scale anywhere between 1-10.
>>46272003
Nah, he's wrong. The scale can go up to ten and there are two monsters that can go that high and not limit what you are allowed to pendulum summon: Sakyo, Swordmaster of the Far East and Leonardo's Silver Skyship.
Summoning three Blue-Eyes White Dragons in one turn is completely legal now.
>>46263813
>playing ygo against Lightsworn Tryhard
>he's threatening lethal
>so am I
>he sets 1, passes back to me
>itsatrap.mp4
>consider my options
>screw it, cast Storm
>kill his monster
>swing in for game
>"what the fuck you heavy'd a single card"
>mfw
>>46272832
Neither of those cards can be legally used in a duel.
>>46272644
So with 2 cards for the scale and a spell card you can summon 3 blue-eyes. Might as well just play 3 copies of "ancient rules"
>>46272832
See, this is why my friends and I just make up our own rules and never buy new cards.
>>46273242
>buying cards
No yugioh player actually buys cards anymore, we all just play on ygopro or dueling network for free.
>>46273180
Are they like the new god cards of the series? Why would they make those cards just to not release them?
>>46265361
What the fuck
>>46273435
The God cards are playable, those cards however literally have "this card cannot be used it a duel" printed on the bottom.
>>46273511
All "win the match" effects have that.
>>46273511
The god cards had that same text printed on them when they first came out, the same could happen to these two pendulum cards eventually.
>>46273749
Then why fucking print them.
>>46274059
They're not playable cards, they're trophies given out for attending the final match of the yugioh championship. Think of them sort of like that Ancient Mew card that came with the first pokemon movie.
>>46274366
You can make playable trophies though.
>>46273749
Hang on, doesn't reducing their life points to 0 win you the Match anyway?
>>46275236
Match is a best of 3.
>>46275236
If you won the first game, and are in game 2/3 then sure.
>>46263142
Who is that girl, is there porn of her?
>>46276616
Yuzu (Zuzu in the english dub), and oh god yes there is so much porn.
> I pendulum summon Exodia, The 3 god cards and Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!
>>46279482
Why the fuck you summon exodia? How the fuck did you get BEUD in your hand? How did you special summon the god cards? How did you get a 11 card hand?
Do any of you guys have the wemb or gif of a guy playing and winning on turn one or something like that?
>>46279977
very carefully
>>46280281
I have hundreds of those, be more specific.
>>46279977
It's all in the wrist.
>>46280320
But why would you summon exodia?
>>46280524
Why not?
>>46280553
Aside from his shitty atk/def stats, the only other reason I can think of is that he doesn't get his effect if you summon him.
>>46280322
Just start dumping
>>46280728
I know this isn't technically the first turn, but I still count it as an ftk.
>>46280768
>Digs through his entire deck on turn 1
>lowers his lifepoints down to 3000 through all the costs he's paying
>Played two traps, one to set his opponent's life equal to his, and another to deal 3000 damage
Jesus fuck.
>>46280768
>quality game design.webm
>>46280863
The traps required that he had an empty hand and 8000 less lifepoints than his opponent.
>>46280768
Ah, Royal Magical Library. Glad to see you're still in business, buddy.
I remember back when that thing was "just" letting the dude pick up his deck, add it to his hand, and go "oh hey, look, Exodia."
>>46280768
Next up.
This one is my favourite.
>>46281043
I can't post the rest because they have sound.
This is neither on the first turn or a player, but still one of my favourite otk's, scripted or not.
>>46281043
The fuck did I just watch?
>>46281216
This is why you never summon a bunch of monsters if you can't seal the deal right away.
>>46281043
All that, just for a 1 turn Mill.
>>46281216
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cp4fxe75810
Here's the one that everyone and their mother has already seen.
>>46281333
kek
>>46281333
Not an ftk either, but it may as well be after summoning sophia first turn.
>>46281514
First turn horakthy.
>>46281555
Another otk, here's what buster blader and blue-eyes can do nowadays.
>>46281655
Alright, wtf happened here
>>46281925
This guy happened.
http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Buster_Blader,_the_Dragon_Destroyer_Swordsman
>>46282007
Holy shit, I've really been out of the game for a while.
I remember back when Piercing damage was the mother of all run-on sentences.
>>46282077
Welcome to PSCT motherfucker.that's problem solving card text
>>46282077
"If this card attacks a defence position monster, inflict damage to your opponent equal to the difference between this cards attack points and the defending monsters defence points"
>>46282096
http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Problem-Solving_Card_Text
>tfw the difference between a card being good or bad could depend on whether it's effect starts with a "when... you can" or an "if... you can"
>>46281655
>Lord of D.
my nigguh
>>46281555
fuck my anus
>>46282563
Gladly.
>>46275236
Winning the Match is winning the best 2 of 3, which is why all the cards are inherently printed as banned. Though it's mostly because faggots get butthurt you were able to tribute 3 and still kick their ass, so they surrender so they only lose 1 and not 2.
>>46264292
Tournament rules =/= all rules
>>46280579
>>46269195
To be fair, for some reason it puts two of those pendulum cards down when it explictly says that you can only put down one per turn.
