>That Girl who plays a polyamorous elf ladyknight
>when she DMs her BBEGs are always an evil empress, the mother of monsters, or both
Is this magical realm?
>>46239404
Stop fucking making this thread
>>46239446
If you want to have a good time, jine the cavalry, jine the cavalry, jine the cavalry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XquoxxcHmdc [Embed]
Only one way to find out. You know what you must do.
Didn't we have this thread yesterday?
>>46239404
OP, you've been making this thread repeatedly for weeks. Fucking stop it.
That second part isn't magical realm just uninspired.
>>46239518
It's been up like three times just this week or so. Pasta text with a different image each time.
>>46239404
Why do girls love playing polyamorous characters?
>>46241355
Rebellion. Modern society expects monogamy.
>>46239404
No, it's just fantasy, because it never happened.
>>46241355
Because they're trying to signal to the gaming group that she doesn't really understand the game and wants to get gangbanged on the table, but not by pathetic virgins like you. you haven't earned her yet. You should follow her home.
>>46239404
WE ALREADY HAD THIS THREAD
STOP
YOU ARE EVEN USING THE SAME FUCKING IMAGE
>>46241355
Girls who play RPGs and usually freaks who have ample opportunities for sex with all kinds of nerds.
Polyamory is super popular in these freaks and geeks circles. Girls with twenty nose rings and streaks of neon blue hair don't want to commit.
>>46239424
This.
Really, wtf.
Stop
>>46242046
He wants us to tell him shes doing it because shes in love with him.
She isn't, anon. Too weak.
>>46241355
Why do guys love playing polyamorous characters?
>>46239404
>Is this magical realm?
No. Quit trying to find excuses to exclude girls from your games you big baby.
>>46242749
You'd want the guy kicked if the situation was reversed.
>>46239404
Kill yourself
>>46242672
We don't REEEEEEEEE
>>46242672
I'm uncomfortable with my sexuality. I'd rather play completely asexual characters. But most DMs give extra XP for roleplaying if your character shows at least a little interest in progeny, and I'm a dirty whore for XP.
>>46246838
>But most DMs give extra XP for roleplaying if your character shows at least a little interest in progeny, and I'm a dirty whore for XP.
>Anon is an XPsexual
>not playing a polyamorous elf lady knight
>not seducing and slaying your way to destroying evil like a medieval fantasy James Bond
It's like OP hates fun
>>46247088
Polyamorous doesn't just mean sleeping around. It means continuing to openly slut around after settling down which means anyone who hooks up with her becomes a cuck.
>>46247160
If they're dating a polyamorous person they're already down with it and probably fucking other people too
>>46247197
That just means the cuckoldry is mutual.
>>46247197
Kind of. If open relationships are anything to go by it's usually one partner trying to cheat and fuck over the other less assertive (like homebody who doesn't go out to try to fuck people) partner. One always ends up having more fun than the other.
>>46247215
Oh no, how... horrible?
>>46239404
>polyamorous
Back in my day we called this a slut, and we went to school to have our opinions challenged and our feelings hurt... AND WE LIKED IT.
>>46247088
>not putting all your skill points into seduction
>not winning every adventure without fighting any fight for yourself
>not making every evil overlord your cock-/cuntslave.
>>46248071
But what if your party wants to be your cuntslave too?
>>46247088
A female James Bond is called a hooker.
>>46248851
That's kinda sexist, isn't it? A woman who fucks a new man every day is a slut, but a man who does the exact same thing is just gay.
>>46247814
>Trigger warnings: opinion, reminisce, intelligence privilege
Truly they were dark and barbaric ages
>>46247329
Can you imagine it? Two people being happy? The horror
>>46248931
>beta cucked as the only woman he could get to sleep with him goes out and fugs other men
ftfy
>>46248851
Eh come to think of it, does James Bond just fugg girls and leave? I got the impression that due to plot contrivances they tend to be killed by the bad guy or try to kill him.
Its been awhile.
For references a female James T Kirk wouldn't be offputtingly slutty either, since Kirk (in TOS anyway) only consents to sex 3 times. One time he thinks he's gonna die the next day, one time he thinks he's gonna die the next day.. and.. I don't remember the third time, but it was probably a reciprocal feeling.
>>46249162
>having sex just because you're about to die
May as well don a plate bra and head into the orc forest. You're a slut either way.
Why do girls always play elves? Elves are super gay
>>46249843
>Why do girls always play elves?
Because
>Elves are super gay
That's why they play them.
It's this thread again
SAVE US GENEROUS SKELETON SAVIORS
>>46249910
What an idiot, she's putting it on backwards!
>>46249910
>that .gif
>>46249882
Why are girls super gay?
>>46250067
Girls self-insert more easily into androgynous characters than masculine characters, elves are androgynous as fuck, 2+2=?
>>46250119
>Girls are too narcissistic to sympathize with men
No wonder they want more "female representation" in video games.
>>46239404
Fucking hell, we've had, like, two of these threads in the last month. Build a bridge and get the fuck over it
>>46250148
Men are narcissistic as fuck too, though, it's just that the men standards of beauty are different from women standards.
Honestly, men and women are usually like two completely different races due to our cultural upbringing.
>>46250186
>Men are narcissistic as fuck too
Which is why we had games with female protagonists for decades before girl gamers became a thing, right?
>Honestly, men and women are usually like two completely different races due to our cultural upbringing.
Look, if you're going to be progressive at least be consistent. Either there are no races or men and women are hardwired differently from birth or even before it.
>>46250160
But anon, it's the only way I'll ever get attention from you.
>>46250226
>You just want to stare at ass in TPS
Really? You think people think in black and white?
Or that we are always logical?
Also, he probably meant stuff like Dwarves and Elves.
>>46247814
check your privilege
>>46250226
>progressive
Take off your /pol/ glasses for a second, anon.
>Which is why we had games with female protagonists for decades before girl gamers became a thing, right?
Two sexes, mate, not a lot to choose from.
And while men and women are indeed hardwired from birth, it is possible to level most of the difference by raising men and women in a certain way.
Honestly, in my opinion, the libfags would sooner achieve their goal if they enforced the removal of the "Sex" column in all official documents (except medical ones, of course), rather than indulging in super special snowflakism.
>>46250320
>Also, he probably meant stuff like Dwarves and Elves.
Yes, indeed, thank you. Men are from Mars, yadda yadda.
>>46248889
a key that opens any lock is a master key, a lock that is opened by any key is useless
>>46250320
>You think people think in black and white?
>Says the guy who thinks female characters only exist so we can stare at their asses
No, I don't think that. That's literally impossible when talking about people (unless making blanket statements about people being unable to fly, and who knows until some freak mutation gives some kid in Chernobyl wings?). I'm observing overwhelming trends. And women overwhelmingly tend to display narcissistic behavior.
>>46250254
Eh, 5/10 on execution, but I'll give you 8/10 for trying
>>46250396
It only accepts cash.
>>46250419
>The joke
>[The estimated distance between the earth and the center of the universe]
>Your head
>>46250510
>the center of the universe
>>46250440
>I'm subjectively observing a subjective trait with a very vague definition about an extremely small portion of the world's population and I expect you to take my words as truth
Oh, of course Anon!
>>46250630
>he thinks that there is no center of the universe
>he thinks there is no estimated distance
What is Big Bang and metric expansion of space, Alex?
>>46250643
tbqh I'm mad at vaginas for forcing me into being.
>>46250661
The big bang happened in a place that is the same distance to every single particle in the universe. The center of the universe is either not part oft the universe or the whole universe. It depends on your perspective.
>>46250695
Again, what is metric expansion of space, Alex?
>>46250691
And you should be. Existence is the worst thing that has ever and will ever happen to you. To be fair, it's also the best. Which really says something. Or not.
>>46250724
An expansion in all directions at the same time.
You are the center of the universe. I am the center of the universe. Or neither of us is.
Look it up.
>>46250724
Everything that was was a point. In some ways, it still is. It's just that the point is bigger.
>>46250744
>>46250789
Eh, you got me, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
A fair cop, though. Also educated me a bit.
>>46239404
>this thread again
Can this stop?
>>46250904
Every day until you like it
>deletes spam
>this thread is still up
>>46241452
>Modern society expects monogamy
Lol It's exactly because it's opposite women whore themselves out
ISIS come save us pls
>>46251008
At leastexcuse me threads were mildly funny
>>46247814
don't imply being sexually successful is a bad thing
>>46255719
If you get diseases, pregnant, and burn bridges along the way, it is.
>>46255719
If you are a woman there is nothing to "succeed" in and nothing to overcome when just about every man will sleep with you if you offered.
>>46256068
>>46256027
well of course you don't just sleep with every man
you have do find the right ones
and be better at finding them than your peers
>>46256095
There's that then there's
>'I'm going to fuck as many men as I can until something (baby, STD, cuck) sticks!'
aka slut
>complaining about female DM
I want to see what that's like. If only to hear her do male NPC voices. Girls doing guy voices is too cute.
Now all we need is to talk about a setting where women outnumber men.
>>46250510
>joke
>not analogy
>>46239404
>That guy who always makes the same repetitive shitty thread
>Doesn't understand to quit in time and has to be told to get the fuck out
Is this shitposting?
>>46250397
>men and women are indeed hardwired from birth
Bullshit.
>>46258188
Read it again, genius.
>>46258219
>>46250904
>>46250160
>>46241678
>>46239546
>>46239424Now that I have a decent amount of replies. This is actually my first time making this kind of thread, every few months I combine shitposts from other bad threads in an attempt to make an ultimate shitpost because I'm a faggot and it tickles me pink. I'm kind of glad no one is biting it too hard as that means I can kill several of topics at once and the other guys have to get new material. At the same time it sucks that no one commented on my cancer combo and attempt to fit all the recent bait into one thread. I should've added "excuse me, /tg/" and included the women outnumbering men thing. Maybe I could've thrown in the daddy issues thing too.
>>46258188
The joke is:
>women who sleep with a bunch of guys are sluts
>men who do the same thing (sleep with a bunch of MEN) are gay
>>46258644
Thank you for your pointless service that nobody asked for.
>>46258644
Please don't do that anymore.
>>46256095
But that's not polyamory, so you've fucked over your own point.
>>46259363
It wasn't a service the sole act of conjuring up the worst thread possible was to make me laugh.
>>46239404
>elf ladyknight
hnnng
>polyamorous
meh.
