Titus appears in your campaign intent on murdering your party. How do you fare?
>>46191503
Charm Person
We dindu nuffin, we good bois.
We going to the church every sunday, getting our lives back on track
Damn rayciss mechanicus trying to keep the fleshy man down.
>>46191503
Well, we're going to have words. Very few words. Words like "heretic" and "you're a".
>>46191503
Last campaign? GM realizes he threw something much too big at us, tries to tone it down a little during the encounter, and ends up unwilling to cause a TPK so gives us an easier out to killing him or dying.
Current campaign? He kills us. Don't know why, there's ACTUAL heretics all over the fucking place for him to fuck up. He can at least hold back a bit or help us retake the comm station to help establish the invasion's beachhead before killing us.
>>46191503
For most settings, TPK is practically guaranteed unless the party has an instant escape spell or something, due to how OP the 40k setting is. CR25-30 at the very least.
>>46191550
Insanely high will save, and even if he failed, he'd still follow explicit orders to kill you.
I cast teleport.
Probably on myself.
>>46191503
>>46191503
DH party... Well, we're in an IG base with some seriously itchy trigger fingers. I say pretty okay, given our tactics of 'run like bitches' and 'more grenades'.
Run, and die tired.
>>46191916
May I suggest an addition to your tactics?
Hallucinogenic grenades. Followed by regular grenades.
Tidus appears in your campaign intent on murdering your party. How do you fare?
>>46192004
Does he have any supporting party members?
>>46191964
That requires more thought than "Pull the pins and run". Yes. All the pins. Funny story about that... So, one time we're tasked to take down this building full of suspected cult leaders (okay, vaguely involved people really) and we run into a bunch of hivers. We ended up dumping all of the munitions we had intended on using on the building in this fight as our psyker rolled some perils and was holding our melta bomb. To be fair, he was only holding them so our lolrandumb player didn't do this earlier. Ended up leveling five habs though the blast and resultant damage. We were "kindly" asked to never come back. Ever.
>>46192195
Pretty good. I mean, you can be asked all day and night, but when push comes to shove, you've got the rosette, and Mayor Dicksniffer can harrumph all he wants. The big =][= wants in? You got it. Former Mayor Dicksniffer has to literally roll out the carpet? Delicious, petty revenge.
I only suggest this, because it was the favoured tactic of our old leader. Lucky her, she had GQ Cyberlungs, so she never gave a shit. SOP was grenades, followed by sending the combat-psykers at the explosion.
>>46192331
That sounds absolutely gorgeous. I love my group, as retarded as they are. Oddly enough, my DnD group is alright. Feels good man.
>>46191503
giggle like a school girl and sharpen the Black Spear
>>46191503
After a few bursts of supersonic slugs Titus is reduced to a fine red mist.
>>46192694
>>46192694
>supersonic slugs
