>Your doctor advises you to play fewer traditional games
Is there a way playing traditional games would be unhealthy?
I've pulled some rough all-nighters before, but the only way I can see a game being unhealthy is if it ends up causing too much stress. And the prescription for that would be to play different traditional games, not fewer.
>>46179644
>I tell her it won't be a problem
>I don't have anyone to play with anyway
>>46179644
I don't think that's physically possible at this point.
>>46179821
Lead exposure and paint fumes?
>>46179644
Between 40k, Infinity, and board games - I get to play maybe 6 times a year. Take that away from me and I have nothing to look forward to.
>>46179845
I wish I could play games with you anon.
My doctor's full of shit.
>>46179644
B-but it's my job.
>>46179644
What kind of doctor? Because my psychiatrist recommended me playing more. I meet people and do things. And it doesn't take away time from my training so I don't think my physician would object either.
>>46179644
Its ok, I intend to die young anyways.
>>46179880
Where do you buy your paints from? GW?
>>46179644
Wait a second...
Isn't that the Elf Sex Expert?
>>46179821
Well, there's a theory that obesity "spreads" socially.
And spending time in environment where poor hygiene is maintained puts extra stress on your immune system.
>>46180244
How do we fix it?
Is ostracism the answer?
>>46179957
how do I play traditional games as my profession like you
>>46179644
What if I don't?
>>46180305
Has it ever not been the answer?
>>46179890
>I wish I could play games with you anon.
Damnit, and you're even another Infinity player at that.
At least I have it in good with X-Wing, that's easy for pickup games.
>>46180305
>>46180404
>is it ever not the answer?
Yes.
Because the answer is an increase in denser types of fat in humans already seen in progress in the new generation.
Don't fatshame. Let them be fat. Let them die. Let the next generation have environmental resistance to the hazards of fat accumulation.
>>46179821
Way to much salt to be healthy at times
>>46179644
But that's one of the few times I get to see my friends
>>46179644
>Your doctor advises you to play fewer traditional games
what the ever-loving hell does sitting around with nerds and playing make-believe have to do with my physical health?
more importantly why the fuck would a doctor care what I do with my time beyond those activities that affect my physical well-being?
>>46179644
Get a second opinion and close the thread.
>>46179644
I'd rather die
>fall in love with your doctor
>you would do anything for her
>she has an unhealthy obsession with non-consensual surgery
Why does this keep happening to me?
>kill doctor
>go to jail
literally play pen and paper, and board games all day long with prisoners
>>46179644
>I tell my doctor to increase her protein intake and present my dick
>>46179644
>single line of greentext shitposting
>>46179644
>I ask her how do I play fewer traditional games if I already play zero.
>>46180722
>cropping the third frame
you're ruining the joke
>have this placebo, its called TeeGee
See you next week, doc.
>>46180612
>literally play pen and paper, and board games all day long with prisoners
But anon, prisons don't let you have dice or play RPGsbecause it causes you to harbor escape fantasies.
>>46179644
You're just a glorified drug dealer, I'm not gonna take advice from you.
>>46181045
>escape fantasies
That's literally the worst thing ever. I get the feeling that given the chance, prisoners may develop better social skills and become more calm until someoneasks to play the tomb of horrors
>>46179644
I didn't cut back on them to further my education, my career or my relationships, what makes you think I'd do it for my health??
>>46179644
>tfw no busy, christmas cake doctor waifu to be a loving househusband for
>tfw you'll never play traditional games in moderate, responsible amounts with her and her career woman friends
the psychartist i used to go looked at me with strange eyes, when I said something about rpg (talking about how stupid journalists are on my country since they said bullshit about rpg, when you can do a ultra simple search on internet to know what and how rpg is)
But he said that, because one of his patients that played rpg, send a letter to his parents saying he was (insert his rpg character name here) and he would go to the jungle, he did that and he was not found yet (at least up to the moment we had this conversation 3 years ago)
>>46179957
>B-but it's my job.
>killing people is bad
>but its my job, I work for the mafia.
>cultural marxism is bad
>but I was hired by elite, its my job
>>46181894
wut
>>46181767
Thanks, now I have a new, weirdly specific dream
>>46181894
Yes
>>46179644
I would do the same when my doc said to drink less. ignore competelty
Mmm. Doc looks a little meaty. Is she up for some barbarian queen roleplay on the side?
>>46182246
>An hour or so before your friends and some of hers arrive
>You're in the kitchen making snacks
>She kisses your neck and squeezes your buttcheeks
>She tells you that your snacks are almost as sweet as you
>You jokingly tell her that you're a hazard to her health
>She calls you a guilty pleasure
>Everyone arrives
>You play a fighter, she plays a cleric
>She always gives you preferential treatment when healing
>Everyone mocks the two of you for how lovey-dovey you act
>Your roleplay ends up spilling over to the bedroom
>>46182583
Anon stop
>>46179821
Can be a cause of stress
>>46179821
Well, pulling all nighters and eating shit with my friends can sure be unhealthy.
I don't have that much of a problem since I'm anarchitecture student, but the food that we eat is horribly unhealthy. The worst part is that one of our players is a fucking doctor and he's in charge of our drinks, usually making some really liver-killer mixtures that will either keep us awake or give us a heart attack.
Fuck you Paolo
>>46182901
If one game is causing you stress, try another. Games by their very nature should reduce stress.
>>46182583
Oh god.... right in the fucking feels bro.
Why can't I have this?
>>46179845
I'll play games with you, anon.
>>46179644
I advise my doctor to make a persuasion roll
>>46181894
>cultural marxism
>bad
you sound like gulag-fodder to me
>>46179644
I remember going to GenCon and seeing those 'five-hour energy' people handing out their poison. I mean, don't get me wrong, I used to pop yellowjackets like candy when we were running RuneQuest 2e all-nighters back in college and I knew I still had to go to classes AND work a shift the next day.
I had fucking rocket fuel in my blood back in those days. Now I'm lucky if I can stay out till 11 and not feel like I'm about to go comatose.
>>46184134
My comrade.
>>46179644
B-but muh games
>>46179644
Is that Claudia Downs?
>>46184741
Make her eyes further apart and mouth higher and she'll probably look like she has Downs.
>>46179644
>doctor
>post photo of a women
pic not related I guess?
>>46179644
>roll for stab resistance
>>46181385
Prison's not for improving peoples skills, anon. Its for punishment.
>>46185447
At least in America. But that's why we have a 72% Recidivism rate.
>>46185447
Hey now, it does a great job of improving their aptitude for crime.
>>46185447
There are various theories for what makes punishment morally justifiable.
Rehabilitation Theory: Punishment is justified for the purpose of correcting a person, the goal should be that they leave prison a better human being. This theory is focused on the offender.
Retribution Theory: The goal of punishment is inflicting harm upon a person in proportion to the harm they themselves inflicted. This theory is focused on the system of justice itself.
Restitution Theory: Punishment is justified to the extent that it manages to undo the harm the person inflicted, a thief may have to give their profits to the wronged party, if you maim someone you pay for their surgery and therapy and any corrective technologies available. This theory is focused on the victim.
>>46180580
wh-what
>>46182583never
>>46180580
>be in relationship with doctor
>wake up missing a kidney
>thinking "shit, not again"
I feel ya, man.
>>46185845
Combine the bottom two to achieve the first.
![happy-everything-went-better-than-expected[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J4064cG.jpg "happy-everything-went-better-than-expected[1].jpg")
>>46185938
>be in relationship with doctor
>wake up with three fully functioning dicks
>>46179644
>a woman doctor
advice = ignored
>>46185994
Could you imagine how insane dating fran would be?
>>46179644
Thanks Obamacare.
>>46185963
Not necessarily. Ideally rehabilitation should render the offender incapable of repeating the harm they previously committed. You could punish them in proportion to their wrong and undo the harm they committed without transforming them into the sort of person that wouldn't commit the crime again.
Although rehabilitation may seem like the most light-handed form of justice, this isn't always the case. Extreme forms or rehabilitative justice could keep a petty thief in prison for life if he failed to lose his propensity for thieving. Whereas the other forms would let him free after a period with the chance of committing the crime again, a rehabilitative system could use such methods as a lie detector test to keep a petty thief imprisoned indeterminately even for a minor offense.
https://www.google.nl/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjBnoHtoNXLAhVGiRoKHRK2AuMQyCkIJjAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7NJqUN9TClM&usg=AFQjCNGuP5aQfTOnRl1LexheccW-Tjx9dw
>>46179845
Same boat.
>>46186016
>Hey anon, while you were asleep I surgically grafted your head onto my shoulder so we can spend more time together.
>>46186086
An attempt was made.
>>46186076
So what you're saying is we should make them physically incapable of committing crime. Like a thief steals we should take his hand or maybe make all criminals above a certain threshold quadruple amputees or blind and deafen them or something. See if a blind deaf person can rob a bank again or a legless armless person commit rape or assault again.
>>46186514
I don't think he's saying we SHOULD do anything in particular, just explaining that most ways of dealing with crime boil down to one of three core crime-prevention philosophies
>>46186514
The default assumption is that you make them psychologically uninclined to the commit the crime. If you can endow a violent offender with a significant degree of sympathy or emotional calm they'll be unlikely to commit the same crime again.
Although if this method fails there are various forks you could take, some might argue for indefinite imprisonment while one could theoretically argue for physical pacification, although I've never seen that stance adopted.
There's more to it than simply making a thief feel sufficient guilt over stealing to no longer do it however, if you can give the thief the skills and economic means that theft is no longer an attractive action you've succeeded. Of course, a kleptomaniac presents a different problem and cannot be cured by such a method.
>>46182583
>>She tells you that your snacks are almost as sweet as you
>>You jokingly tell her that you're a hazard to her health
>>She calls you a guilty pleasure
This sort of innuendo absolutely destroys my heartboner and myvoreboner.
>>46186628
Restitution can also get interesting when one begins to think of it as an arbitrated contract between the perpetrator and the victim.
Say a rather intelligent thief steals a priceless painting and they get ripped off during the exchange, the thief is later caught.
The thief could work in a prison factory or menial labor trying to repay the debt, but even if they gave 100% of their paycheck they'd never come close to paying back the full value of what they stole.
Perhaps the thief could negotiate to surrender 70% of their paycheck as a high-paying security consultant who advises museums and collectors on how to prevent such thefts from happening in the future. The thief has a higher standard of living, and by the time of his death he has paid off a significant portion of what he stole.
>>46182583
let's be realistic here
>ten minutes before the game begins she gets a call from work
>there has been train accident or some shit
>they need every hand on board, stat
>you gotta explain to her friends that she bailed on them last minute
Hippocrates oath is one hell of a thing.
>>46184134
>>46184582
I'm pretty sure that's regular marxism. Similar thing but with less hypocrisy.
>>46179644
>>46179957
Tell us how you get paid doing /tg/ stuff anon. Please.
![7703201[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j68sUuE.jpg "7703201[2].jpg")
>>46186991
It could be worse. For me at least, not whatever poor guy was involved in the train accident. Having your waifu bail on you once in a while to safe another's life is perfectly acceptable.
>>46179644
But I already never play.
>>46186991
Thats why you go for pediatricians. Paid a great deal while maintaining alot of autonomy for their schedules.
>>46187232
I'm a freelance writer for several games.
>>46181045
Is this true? If so, that's pretty lame
>>46189157
Its absolutely true but originally it was feared they'd gamble. Then someone somewhere asked about board games for recreation and DnD was brought up and they shut that talk down with "we don't want them to harbor escapist fantasies."
What I don't understand is why we don't force criminals under corrective hypnotic therapy. I mean, we defensively don't care if they are raped, so why would we care if they are mentally raped?
>>46189525
*definitely
>>46179644
I roll to bluff
>>46182583
I didn't need this
>>46181385
>>46189157
I think he was making a joke about the concept of escapism and escaping from prison.
>>46189525
Because our hands are morally clean when they do that shit to themselves but us forcing them into personality changing shit means we are actively blooding our hands.
Its the whole people LOVE steak but nobody wants to volunteer at the local butchery.
>>46189693
>I think he was making a joke about the concept of escapism and escaping from prison.
No, a number of prisons literally don't allow RPGs to be played by inmates because of that reason.
>>46180171
Nope, wrong hair part.
>>46183107
Underappreciated post
>>46179644
>she actually does
>she's my wife
>>46189899
How do you get enough experience with elf sex to become an expert on the subject? I mean, the forests of Europe are pretty much elf-free since the World Wars happened.
>>46193479
Well we still have paleontologists even though the dinosaurs have been dead for millions of years. There's whole fields of science and expertise on things that haven't happened or been around for years.
>>46179644
Wtf OP did you just take that from the Toronto Star.
>>46193479It's called Iceland.
>>46180522
Evolution doesn't work like that. Fat people are not less likely to have children, and thus pass on their genes just as much as anyone else. Health complications post reproductive age are not strongly selected against, so even if there was enough selective pressure to create evolutionary change, the rate would be slow (tens of thousands of years, most likely).
>>46194038
To make this clear: Yes, being obese causes health complications that kill you, but even the morbidly obese tend to live past reproductive age.
>>46179644
Yes... You did just take that from the star.
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/03/22/ontario-lagging-on-paid-sick-days-leaving-low-wage-workers-stranded.html
>>46183016
Monopoly
>>46185127
What screwed up developing nation do you live in that doesn't allow females into the medical profession?
>>46193908
Or ever, apparently.
>>46182976
Could be worse.
>>46194038
>evolution doesn't work like that
Anon, new generations of children are currently being born with different types of more dense fat specifically because of fat-based survival pressures.
Enough fatsos are dying before they have kids that it is actually having an effect.
>>46186991
Date a GP then.
>>46194255
First time seeing that one. Congratulations on making me laugh more than anything else on this site in a long time.
>>46194327
Please do not encourage shitposting.
>>46194094
Coincidentally, being overweight might actually increase your lifespan. See; huffpost, webmd, et al
>>46180244
>yfw your playgroup is fit and hygenic with a 50/50 gender split
feels goodman
Rolled 5, 5, 2, 6 + 3 = 21 (4d20 + 3)
>>46179644
I draw my +1 flaming long-sword and use my double attack I then use my bonus action to use my class feat that lets me get one more main action which I will use to attack two more times Also I re-roll all ones and two's on damage die while wielding a two handed weapon.
>>46195596
"what the fuck do you mean natural ac is ten and I missed every swing and wasted my fighter ability!"
>>46183043
Who says you can't?
>>46194340
Only serious posts please.
>>46195458
>mfw fat people are unofficially banned from my group because everyone is fit and at least half of us ruthlessly fatshame so much that almost no fat person would be able to take staying
>mfw no bitter manchildren grognard neckbeards
>>46196507
see, I feel like your defense method is entirely defeated by someone just playing up the jabba.
