Meanwhile, on Ork-Chan
>>46158005
okay
So are Orks too stupid to figure out how to get to Orkchan, or do they just have better things to do?
>>46158005
I'z 'elly wishin' dat dat 'upid Gretchen at da hut adn't upgredded mah lapt'p ta Win'Orks tehn!!!
STOP MUCKIN 'BOUT! YAH GITZ!
Gragle "Pacifism" Me nevah herd of any'tin mer Orr-iflyin
>>46160505
Ya stoopid git. Oi eard dat it gives all yer data to da warboss. Sos e kan spy on yer.
Oi! Iffin da Warboss want'd ta know what uz gitz waz doin, den 'E wud juz come down 'ere an ask ya. Stoopid grotz.
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW 'ORKS', OF WHICH I AM CERTAINLY ONE OF.
>>46158005
Qestiun fo' youz ladz, pro or anti Skub-Squigg
>>46162847
Ummie git don't unnerstan teh koncep of fun
>>46162847
>I don't like this and I want everyone to know of my disapproval!
Getta loada dis grot
>>46163375
FIGHT ME IRL YA GIT
>>46162847
stoopid humie git out
>>46162468
I iz all fur dat skub squigg. Can't gets me enough o' it.
>>46162353
>>46162847
Humies git out o' 'ere. Ovurwize I'z gonna come loot ya!
>>46163516
I AM MOST CERTAINLY AN ORK.
DAKKA DAKKA. HUMIES. WAAAAGH.
>Humie gitz reckon dat them imprial nights is better than stompas
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA ELF WIMMEN AT?
So why's everyone transkribing their accent? Wes writing in low goffic, not speaking it. Don't you guys have autocorrect?
>>46163631
COWERIN', LIKE ALL DEM ELFY GITZ!
You see dem blue gits? Got some noice dakka.
>>46163655
Dis iz how we rite u stoopid newgrot! I bet uze don't even loot roight.
Got call'd a grot in da hulk t'day BOYZ
'ell us what 'appened boy
i waz bein a grot
in da hulk?
yea it was in da hulk
>>46163737
Oi, how 'e do dat den? Boyz ain't got nun of dem panzy crotchsquigz!
>>46162847
Oi ummie! I Is a kommisar an i's gonna squig ya tru dis Interwarp
>>46163631
was wit dem meaty gubinz on dat panzee
WHERE THE ORC WOMEN AT?
>Ow come no boyz wants ta play W.A.A.G.H.!. ?
>>46164812
Wutz a woman? Deres only Orks.
>>46164050
Eh, det is prolly sum bag fer food or ammo. See, det elf gal iz noice, bringin food, so we can haz snack after we krump 'er
Does anybody have the screencap of the (I am writing this from my memory) bard screaming and covered in semen while doing his artistic vision of how it is to be born as a half-orc and then the hostile orc asked for forgiveness or something
>>46158005
OI! Oi gotz da ban 'ammah last week for puttin' up da shoiny picz of girlie humiez wiv 'er wotzitz out! Modz is a grot who lives in a slag poil wiv mushrooms on iz 'ead
>>46166158
Why wud ya do dat u stoopid newgrot? Evvyone knows dis 'ere board iz fa dem pics of' roight good foightin'!
>>46166295
oi fot it would spoice up tha board and sum boyz loik pics ov tha fleshy humiez
>>46166401
Da onlee good umie iz one we'z about ta fought
>>46164812
>>46164916
Da womun ar de wunz kheering da boyz
>>46167076
Dem boyz make me wanna do somfin but dun know what dit is
>>46166805
geh you iz no fun oi be lookin for ya wen the goff rockas iz playin
>>46158005
Ordo Xenos Log 25721.95817: Monitoring Ork communications. Greenskins have developed strange cogitator network used for long-distance discussion. Greenskin psykers, designated Weirdboyz, are apparently used to transmit information in a manner akin to astropaths, but the Meks are working day and night to ensure the cogitator network functions.
If this network grows to a large enough size, it may serve as a means of communication for every Ork warband in the sector. The coordination that might arise among the Orks from the use of this foul xenotech is unprecedented.
It is at this time I must petition the Deathwatch to strike as the 'central servers' of this network, and take it down.
>>46163631
Wots an "elf" ya grot? Iz dat like dem Eldah gitz?
>>46167441Hello, dear Inquisitor. I see you have discovered my... handiwork. Please, do enjoy. MUUUAAAAAAAHH-*cough* *cough* Excuse me.
>>46158005
OI GITZ!, I'Z HEAR DEM CHAOZ FELLAS AR'Z IN DA HUMMIES NEARZA SLAG. DE GIVE A REAL GUD WHAPPIN I HEAR!
>>46167441
Captain Lulz of the 4th Chanian Shitposters reporting for duty! SAGE THIS THREAD FOR THE EMPRAH, men!!
>tfw no dakka
>>46167862
Dakka dakka dakka
>>46167814
Do ya even WAAAGH!! humie?
Oi Git, if ya eye dis Fred on da first page den yuh has da blessings of Mork or Gork
butz ya gotta say WAAAAAAGHHHH!
>>46158005
Wot'z da sad panda doin' on da holo-vid?
>>46168593
DAT AINT PROPAH DAKKA!
>>46170559
WAAAAAAGHHHH
SOMETHING NEED DOING?
>>46158005
humie fighter wat do?
>>46173275
Dere's mor den enuff room for ALL Dakka.
>>46173355
Zug Zug.
OI
HOW DO 'DESE GREYSKIN WEAPONS EVEN WORK?? THERE'Z AIN'T NO DAKKA!
>>46158005
ghbokwed xdcokesd rdfiosd sdtriuopsd triomngf weoperlk? REDes oklerdyghsd wsardfer ytoio szxkjmalklk gfiotr jmnyu gfviokeswdytg!
>>46174687
Oi! 'U let the Spoiny Bugs in?!
>>46170559
WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>46175034
Oi! I remamba dis! I luved watchin' it when I waz jus' a little git!
dakkas good but choppys where itz at
best regards
Deg, snakebite
>>46176852
choppy suks snotling ear
>>46160654
Oi tink it's spelt "pussyfism". Its a 'Umie ting, it looks like.
>>46173275
STILL NOT ENUFF.
>>46175992
I CANT 'ERE YOUUUUUU
Wot ya think of me new flash?
>>46177760
>Bein' proud of a stokk wagon
You'z a git, dat's wot I fink.
>>46177832
Fine, ere you go ya zogging git
Anuda battlewagon
>>46178031
Now dat's more like it!Is that actually your model? 'Cause it looks pretty good.
>>46178092
Yeah, thanks boss
>>46163655
Sneak moar yagrot
Oi, wots dis lootad fing?
>>46178447
Dat squig dere iz a bigg'un but seen biggah
>>46168676
why does this pic make me crack a smile every time
