Stat him, /tg/.

>>46156278
fluff!=crush/10

>>46156278
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>46156278
10

When you cast Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger, exile two target permanents.
Indestructible
Whenever Ulamog attacks, defending player exiles the top twenty cards of his or her library.

10/10

>>46156293
XP 1,600
CE Large humanoid (giant)
Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision, scent; Perception +8
DEFENSE
AC 16, touch 11, flat-footed 14; (+2 Dex, +5 natural, –1 size)
hp 63 (6d8+36); regeneration 5 (acid or fire)
Fort +11, Ref +4, Will +3
OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft.
Melee bite +8 (1d8+5), 2 claws +8 (1d6+5)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 10 ft.
Special Attacks rend (2 claws, 1d6+7)
STATISTICS
Str 21, Dex 14, Con 23, Int 6, Wis 9, Cha 6
Base Atk +4; CMB +10; CMD 22
Feats Intimidating Prowess, Iron Will, Skill Focus (Perception)
Skills Intimidate +9, Perception +8
Languages Giant

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-10 hp.

>>46157841
ooh, burn.

>>46156293
Wait.
I know that stat block.

>>46157966
i'm interested now

>>46156293
When will this meme die?

>>46158043

When the "stat me" meme dies.

>>46156278
1d12 adventurers/round

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>>46156278
A lovecraftian horrow should not only be unstatted, but should never be in a situation where "what're its stats?" is even a question that needs asked.

>>46156278
Kills 1d3 investigators per round.

>>46157993

Pretty sure it's the 3.5e Owlbear

>>46156278
10/10 indestructible

>>46158823
Shut up lovecraft, your entire thing was that you were so terrified of foreigners you wrote self insert shit where it was ok to shit yourself to death upon seeing a nigger, meanwhile, in hyborea, whenever conan saw unimaginable space terrors he punched them to death
tl;dr lovercraft was a fucking mangina