>>46153295
>>46153311
>>46153328
>>46153295
why would anyone choose the bat?
posting hunter, because this was actually pretty neato. kinda wish it had regular companions, but then again mega-yan might take exception to that.
did a greentext on this a bit ago, might have to expand on it later.
>>46153719
Looks good, but does anyone have the updated version with higher points and lower costs?
So, did I miss any galleries except for the favorites compilations and novice artist ones?
Been a while since this thing's ruined anyone's day.
>>46153965
I don't think that particular version has done anything of the sort.
>>46153965
>>46153980
Maybe he's going to post the shitload of cards and the fancard. In which case more power to him.
>>46153965
>>46153984
>>46153993
Cards? Fancard? Care to explain?
>>46153891
No misses, although your first 8 galleries are out of order, the Inverse gallery isn't a "regular" gallery, and because of that, the numbers of the galleries posted after it are off by one.
Here's the latest catalog I've seen posted, to help you sort things out.
>>46154013
The CYOA itself has a mystery card option, where you learn some extra info about the waifus that was hidden. Instead of one card per waifu with info, they made like 3-5, all with different, contradictory information. The intent was to add an element of randomness to each run, with the head putting out a different mystery box for each time the CYOA was run. It didn't work out well
>>46154065
It didn't work out well because nobody posted it in the intended way, and just posted everything to shit up the thread instead, pissing everyone off. Then after a bit along came an anon who made a third party card which completely broke the tone of the CYOA, which angered even more people, and he said he'd keep doing so even though everyone including the original author told him to stop, which created a volcanic salt eruption in the thread.
>>46153295
>>46138111
Last thread
>>46153891
>>46154101
It didn't work out well because a lot of the cards pissed people off and started waifu fights.
This is probably one of my favourite one page, simple CYOAs.
>>46154168
Never saw it happen.
>>46154182
Well anon, you're not here all the time.
>>46154192
I was during all the shitstorms created by that thing.
>>46154200
Doubt it, there were a ton even after the creator left.
>>46153891
aw, this wasn't as hot as I had imagined. I mean, it did it's job, but there weren't many options I'd actually want.
>Sex magic
Induce fetish plus pleasure link sounds fun. The idea of jerking it and giving someone else an orgasm, too, seems like a fantastic way to mess with someone.
>Purist
It's not like I get laid anyway. Even if I did, which should be pretty likely now, all that'll happen is I have no old, normal luck back.
>Romantic gift
That sounds nifty as hell. I'll have to hope Purist can give me several fuckbuddies so I can get all the gifts during December.
I don't have an amazon or rape or fucking a nymphomaniac fetish, so eh.
>>46154205
Anon, what the fuck are you going on about. I hardly ever miss one of these threads. On what basis exactly are you forming your image of my browsing habits?
>>46153750
Here you go, my friend. Now...
...Presenting my latest and ultimate creation, Waifu Surprise CYOA. I haven't actually done the second image yet, but it will be out in <24 hours, I promise that much at least. I don't usually post WiPs, but in this case, I thought I'd let you guys stew and mull over the decision. Have fun!
>>46154287
>Surprise
Oh boy. I can't wait for all the girls to murder/cuck you in the second image and for this to get posted by that one guy who posts shitty waifu CYOAs to start arguments.
>>46154320
Nah, he's using anime images. Shitty waifu guy seems to be all over (poorly condensed) photos. Anime waifus tend to be idyllic, their "terrible secrets" are probably going to be that Melonie is actually a J-cup and the priestess is actually a goddess or something.
>>46154164
Skinship is amazing in every way
>no sweating
>more touching, but only those I'm attracted to are affected
>Those I find attracted gravitate towards me
>more attractive people around me
>When alone, cute girls will find me
I don't need or want anything else, but I have two more wishes to go.
Terrarium Orb was tempting. I'd try to become my little ecosystem's God, but that's hubris and they'd probably die. Plus, they'd age normally.
>Skinship
>Celestial advisor
Not only is she a-cute, she'll also help me out with anything I need. And cute.
I really don't know what to take for the last one. Maybe the Orb, but I can't play God.
>Terrarium Orb
>>46154287
I've played this game before. I'm not picking either of those mystery boxes. You can't fool me. I know what'll happen.
I'll look at this again in the morning, but christ man, hot pink text over a lime green background? My eyes truly do weep.
>>46154287
>>46154320
>>46154333
Seems to be relevantAlice is never not relevant
>>46154320
>>46154333
Read the watermark text at the top-left (naturally, it's the very first thing I read when I opened the image. The harder the author tries to hide something the more I want to read it).
"There is one trap"
"ONLY 2 options, not counting the trap, have the potential to ruin your life"
>>46154341 (You)
Also, if anyone has the source for this image I would greatly appreciate it.
>>46154287
>side scrolling
I didn't read anything beyond
>HEHEHE I SURE HOPE YOU PICKED THE RIGHT ONE HEHEHE!!! IT'D BE A SHAME IF SHE ISN'T HOW YOU EXPECTED HER TO BE!!!!
Guess I'll pick
>Red mystery box
Whatever "an odd sense of oddness" means.
>>46154344
>>46154366
It also says "The mystery boxes are pretty /d/, but otherwise safe bets".
Guess I'll go with the blue box myself. Hopefully it's not /d/ for /d/ickgirls.
>>46154376
>>side scrolling
I hope someone makes a diagonal CYOA one of these days so you shitheads finally realize you shouldn't be scrolling in the first place.
>>46154383
Would you mind posting the text? I can't make it out.
>>46154320
Don't want to give away spoilers, but only one of the girls has the potential to do that, and even then it's easily avoidable.
>>46154344
I-its melon green, not lime...
>>46154366
>>46154383
Figured I'd hid that better, oh well.
>>46154333
Quiet you.
>>46154376
So I just realized there was more text under the red box. Guess I'm being turned into a dickgirl now
>>46154428
If you actually wanted to hide the information, put it in the opening blurb. I will hunt the image for small/hidden/struck-out text before reading anything else, but completely ignore the intro unless I need it to figure out how many points I'm getting.
>>46154287
I'm guessing Amanda is the trap, because, you know... A-man-da.
The red mystery box might be the initial girl wearing the red dress? Or it might be a red herring (then again, everything might be a red herring).
Blue mystery box might be a feminized version of yourself?
Guess I'll pick Jii.
>>46154287
>… YOU can never sleep with another woman unless she allows it
>she can abuse you
>one is a trap
>none are so bad you'd want to kill yourself
I'm gonna have to disagree with those statements.
I'm guessing Jii or Polyana are traps since Melony, Jekelle and Patricia are too obvious. Amanda is yandere, blue box turns you into a girl and I'm not sure about the red one.
>>46154164
Death Angel
Celestial Advisor
Kemomimi City
I'd be tempted for the orb if I wasn't sure that I'd be dumb enough to accidentally whack my head on it at some point and you need to hold it to release people.
The city just sounds like a lovely place to examine and study for the Utopian parts much more than the kemomimi city. With some help, maybe lessons learned with it could be used to improve other cities and help people. Still, some assistance (The Advisor) and time (The Angel) is likely going to be needed.
Also: Seriously, that psuedo-chlorine is amazing on a producible level.
That and Angel Catgirl sounds hillarious/cute.
>>46154477
Right, so Polyanna is a turboslut because of the Conduit world.
Patricia (patriarch) could be a trap, too
>>46154287
I'm picking Jii. I was having a hard time choosing between Patricia, Jii and Lolita.
>>46154428
Read the intro now.
Guess I went with
>super extra ultimate madman mode
From picking the mystery box without reading the hint below the "date line", the barely visible text or the intro.
Too bad I'm being turned into a dickgirl.
>>46154513
anon i think you should look up polyanna
it typically means a girl who is innocent and very optimistic
>>46154513
>>46154477
Unless he's being deliberately misleading, Patrica is actually a catgirl or something similar. Lolita is most likely a vampire or something
>>46154364
>Age: 22 y/o
>Job: Teacher
I don't think people can be teachers at 22 where I live but maybe that means she's studying for it or something.
>Special Background: Younger Sibling
>Personality: Wild & Energetic
IT'S THE BEST KIND OF TEACHER
>Intelligence: Very intelligent, no genius
>Hobby: Combat Sports, archery
That's kinda hot, I got to say.
Appearance: Deeply tanned, brown eyes, black hair, average height, average weight, C-cup breasts, average ass
She's like the most average woman to have ever averaged.
>Special Traits 1: Tattoos
Meh. With that, the dark skin and the archery, I'm beginning to imagine her as some kind of neo-tribal.
>Special Traits 2: Voracious Appetite
Most of you guys' guesses are wrong; this is shaping up to be pretty fun. I'd stick around but the temptation to give more hints is getting too strong and I need to go to bed anyway.
>>46154565
Many of them are unrealistically young given their details.
>>46154565
As far as Alice goes, you got a winner. I always end up with fatasses or other wildly disproportionate (and almost always older) particularly unattractive women in whom I would have no interest after the physical either.
>>46154581
Are you going to release the second part tomorrow?
>>46154581
>>46154607
>DOHOHOHO I'm so clever guys teeheeeheee aren't I just the trickster
Don't encourage this asshat. He's shaping up to become a namefag.
>>46154581
Then you are being deliberately misleading. When it turns out that the secrets have nothing to do with, or worse, are exactly opposite of the details given, you will have made a terrible CYOA and everyone will rightly shit on you.
>>46154364
Legend says that somewhere amidst Alice Anon's mad ravings is the secret for the creation of an actual, real life waifu, but since deciphering it would entail reading the whole thing it shall remain forever hidden. (Seriously though, have you ever tried reading one of the longer entries in full? What's terrifying isn't how long they are, it's the amount of THOUGHT that was put into them. Someone sat down and wrote a fucking thesis on waifus)
I made this early Sunday morning while I was drunk, but apparently forgot to post it.
>>46154640
Ive read a lot of them actually. All of the supernatural ones I think, plus like 1/4-1/2 of everything else. Pretty much everything I've rolled or someone else has rolled in a build I cared to comment on.
>>46154623
Fully agreed, he's already showing some of the most annoying tripfag attributes
>>46154654
How much SAN did you lose?
>>46154630
I don't know if any of the girls were written as massive perverts, but I'd expect him to do the old (obvious and boring) switcheroo:
Make the perverts actually chaste and sweet, make the sweet girls into perverted traps.
I really hope he won't be that boring, but I doubt that's the case.
>>46154560
I feel like explaining this reasoning, since when it turns out that the person who made it is just bullshitting "secrets" that you can't actually reasonably guess, I want something to point to.
Anyway, Patricia. She comes from a world that's almost, but not quite earth. She's almost completely ordinary, but naturally there has to be something to justify being from a fictional world, otherwise why state it? Her only defining feature seems to be the post date "nuzzle". There needs to be something about her not-quite human (thus something that doesn't quite exist on earth), but close enough to pass and vaguely animalistic. The guess is a catgirl, or anything just vaguely furry enough, which also explains the stay at home and slightly scatterbrained nature.
Lolita is clearly an adult in a childs body. The easiest way to explain this is that she is some kind of immortal or very slowly aging creature. She could "just" be really young-looking, but that wouldn't make for interesting CYOA material now would it? Combine this with her wealth and respect (and maybe some connotations with the name that I don't feel like specifying) and vampire seems the obvious choice. Of course, any sort of immortal could gather respect in the same way. Regardless of the actual cause I'm almost certain she's far, far older than she states.
The rest are pretty much all just playing with the idea that they might be the trap. Jekelle probably has a fame/stalker thing going on, but there's not enough information to pin it down to anything specific. So obviously ninjas.
>>46154665
pretty sure I didn't have any to start with.
>>46154746
Did you find out the secrets of the universe?
>>46154287
MADMAN MODE
MELONY
LETS DO THIS
>>46154649
Kate, because I'm not turning down that intelligence and besides her parents she had nobody close to her which should cut down on awkwardness and give me more room to build my own life. Sure she's sickly, but she's also young and was recently very ill so I should be able to get healthier eventually even if I'm never in top shape.
>>46154654
The only comment I got was telling me to stop or to go on.
>>46154656
He's the perfect tripfag, actually. He hyped up his CYOA for a while, got pissed when people critized it and now he's pulling this shit.
>>46154364
Age: 1 year younger, making her 18. Okay with that so far.
Background: Orphan. Does a person count as an orphan if they live with their grandparents? Just how much does that change?
Personality: Calm and Collected
Intelligence: 10 followed by a 3, so top of the school/short of a genius.
>mfw dating an autist
Hobby: Computers
>mfw still dating an autist
Skin: Tanned
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blonde
>So, she's from Jersey?
Height: Taller than average, gonna make her a 170 cm so she's not a freak.
Build: Curvy, no tits increase.
Tits: E cup, turns out there's no need for an increase.
Ass: Svelte, increased to average through the power of fat.
Distinctive Features: Mobility Issues.
>So she's an orphan with a cane. Now that's just depressing.
Special Traits: None
>Miraculously she's got no issues.
>>46154364
Wouldn't it make more sense for those who want a monstergirl/WODgirl girlfriend to start by rolling what type of monster she is, than see what kind of person?
>>46154258
>>46153738
>>46153748
>Powerlevel
Great Hunter - x6
>Specialization
Assassin > Waifu Seeker
>Powers
Regeneration - Rank 3
Endurance - Rank 2
Strength - Rank 1
Precision - Rank 1
+ Stealth - Rank 1
>Equipment
Mythril Plate
Dual Daggers with Death Enchantment - Rank 2
+ Stealth Satchel - Rank 1
After working as an assassin for a few hundred year I imagine I would get sick of that kind of lifestyle and simply exile myself from society. I wouldn't have the advantage a real Waifu Seeker would have in finding myself a lovely monster to take as a spouse but with enough time and dedication it shouldn't be too much of a problem. I would have to make sure though that she is also semi-immortal like me or a far superior being than the average GH as whatever assassins get sent after us probably surpasses me in combat abilities and my powers aren't really suited for being used for protecting someone, except staying back as a distraction and being a meat shield.
>>46154649
I should go for the genius, i know I should go for the genius, I know the nympho is the absolute worst choice but goddammit if I'm gonna be the girl I'm going to fucking ENJOY it.
>>46154364
Age: 4 years older, 28
Job: Secret FBI Agent After Notorious Serial Killer
>Holy shit.
Background: No special circumstances.
>Because being a secret FBI agent, at 28, is not a special circumstance.
Intelligence: Average
>How the hell did she make the qualifications?
Hobby: Judo
>Oddly fitting
Skin: Black
>And now we know how she made it past the qualifications: positive discrimination.
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Black
>How the fuck does a black woman even have blue eyes, the fuck
Height: Average
Build: Curvy with a booby bonus.
Breasts: E
Ass: Big Booty Babe
>Hooray for stereotypes
Distinctive Features: None.
Special Features: A pet cat named Leopold.
Just for the heck of it, rolling for superpowers:
>Vampire, Gangrel
Great, I'm dating a blackula.
Monstergirl: A lamia who can spit soporific venom.
>X-COM was right, the FBI really IS employing cobra people
Zum Geburtstag viel Glück, Bäcker!
I don't know what kind of thing an Earthling human would wish for, so I'll need you to show me an image so I can get it for you!
The first six pictures you show me will be used, so there's no reason to show me any more.
The images will be
>360x460 pixels
in case you want to be a swell boy and help me out.Unfortunately I have to do things today, so it will be several hours before I finish.
Once again, don't be a turbocunt and post several images: Let others have a chance. There's only six after all.
>>46154287
>red box
>too many ends sticking out
I think I fucked up guys
>>46154364
Rollan'
Age: Same as I
>ok.jpg
Background: 9 followed by 10
>dating Paris Hilton here
Personality: Wild & Energetic
>Oh, Christ no
Intelligence: Below Average
>She's an energetic idiot with a private jet, What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Hobby: Serious chess player
>I know that the hobby roll is supposed to supersede the intelligence roll and potentially indicate "weird talents", but how could someone be a "serious chess player" and still be stupid?
Skin: Light
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Blonde
>At least she's fine to look at.
Height: Below Average
Build: Fatass
>...Or not.
Breasts: F, increased to H by her fatass-ness.
>Maybe she'd have been smarter if her tits had left some calories in her body to go to the brain.
Ass: Enorm-Ass
>It's not even surprising anymore, she's a 160 blonde made out of tits and ass. Maybe it's the expensive food she must be eating.
Distinctive Traits: Weird Sexual Feature
>BRACE FOR IMPACT.jpg
Special Traits: Learning Disability
>...Huh. So that explains doing badly at school despite being good at chess. It actually makes sense.
Weird Sexual Feature: Sexual Overdrive
>I'm okay with this, too.
That's... not a bad deal, overall. I'd roll for monstergirl or something but frankly I don't want to ruin this. This might be the first time I get an Alice who doesn't only not suck but makes a lot of sense.
>>46155022
>>46155022
>>46155022
>>46155022
Good luck
>>46155191
>You already gave me a virtual world
what in the world are you talking about?
>>46155092
Assuming this was deleted by the anon for whatever reason, here's a crop.
>>46155294
And I probably should've linked to the thing it was supposed to be for... >>46155022
>>46155022
>>46155272
Last thread, what this is building off of. Elise.
I deleted my shit anyway, let someone else play.
>>46155022
>>46155304
No, anon, the device she made could make you FEEL what your in-game character does.
It isn't a VR device, you're not entering the game. You're just feeling the weight of the armor, the sun on your skin, thewarmth of her hand.
>>46155022
Looks like we have enough images! Looking forward to it.
>>46155022
Blank backgrounds allowed, right?
>>46155338
Maybe it stops short of smell and taste, but sight and sound are already covered. I guess the input might still be limited though.
>>46155294
why would you cut off her head
>>46155338
I'll be interested to see what comes of the first six pictures. Definitely a tech bias.
>>46155386
Because the blanks we're filling in aren't for waifus, they're for birthday wishes.
>>46155386
She is related to Sara Bellum
>>46155356
It hurts to know that, coming from a Sei Shoujo game, it is about 99.998% likely that this girl gets raped in every hole somewhere down the plot.
>>46155294
The full picture might serve me well in something I've planning for some time now. A CYOA based on a discarded VN idea from /d/...
>>46155506
It's still there in the archive.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/46153295/#46155092
>>46155022
>>46154740
>Jekelle probably has a fame/stalker thing going on
Personally, I assumed she suffers from multiple personality disorder (schizophrenia?) because of the psychiatry link given, or is the "yandere" option.
Because if she went into that field she would be "Doctor" Jekelle, right?
...as in Doctor Jekelle?
...similar to Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Anyways, that aside, while I'm still idly thinking on the others, I agree with your guesses on Patricia and Lolita. Guess we have to see how it turns out.
>>46154287
That abuse clause makes me close the image before I read the choices so I guess I choose nothing.
>>46154287
>… YOU can never sleep with another woman unless she allows it
>she can abuse you
>you can't abuse her
Boy I sure hope killing myself will get her killed as a last spiteful parting shot from the grave. I never will understand why people value their freedom so little.
>>46155785
The description in the date of feeling like you're being watched made me feel like the 'Mr Hyde' would be someone else entirely
>>46155785
yeah that would work. I guess the one "watching" is her other personality. I said there wasn't enough to go on but I didn't pick up on the name.
>>46154649
You gender-bending CYOA people are the cancer of these threads
>>46154287
Guessing Melony is a camgirl. I know it has something to do with her (lack of) <Melon>s. Vivian is almost certainly a flesh golem or other undead - Re<viv>ed. Jii is probably a yandere or stalker - I know that's the "stares" onomatopoeia.
Well, I guess we'll find out tomorrow.
>>46155958
We are the thread.
>>46155998
Sounds good to me, except for melony maybe. I'm absolutely terrible when it comes to picking up that sort of detail
>>46155890
I took it to mean there was possibly a supernatural factor in play - maybe she's possessed or something?
Like >>46155901 mentions, I also felt that the watcher was her other personality.
>>46155998
Could be, since that would go together with her fear of the outside (i.e. she would be recognized). I initially pegged (haha) Melony as the trap.
>>46155827
>>46155841
Yeah, the abuse clause is rather strangely written. To me, that seems like the biggest "trap" in the whole CYOA.
In some ways, the writer reminds me of the same anon who made that Harem Master disaster.
>>46154649
Shannon. Very smart, good libido, body and money I can live with and work on, and she's got a nice life set up for herself. Sounds pretty much perfect.
>>46154649
Hesitating between Kate the genius and Dogg the smart Icelandic cutie... I do love Iceland.
Let's say Kate because she's smart enough to learn Norse and get a job in Reykjavik and she doesn't have too many people in her life.
>>46154414
Well? It's been hours, when do we get the next image?
>>46155420
probably why it was deleted then
>>46155506
artist is muneneko
>>46154477
...oh shit didn't think of that.
>>46156049
>>46156094
She could be a wanted criminal. Melony/Felony?
>>46156136
Except for being a freakshow. Unless you are just interested in her because she's a lesbian and you don't want to end up with men, I would suggest Veronika instead. A little less money, but a LOT more respectable.
>>46156195
Veronika's life sucks though.
>>46156005
Please tell me there's a way to be a fully adult trap, and that lewdness and teasing counts as spreading happiness. I want to be the trap magical girl.
>>46156137
Dogg would be a high tier choice if not for the fact that she is currently pregnant.
>>46154477
>Blue mystery box might be a feminized version of yourself?
I think blue box is going to mean you end up back in your mothers uterus.
>>46156240
Abortion ftw.
>>46156229
>not hopping on a boat and hitching it to Nihon to be a gaijin Aidoru
You're doing it wrong
>>46156303
Would that actually be a good life? Seems oppressive.
>>46154477
>Blue mystery box might be a feminized version of yourself?
>>46156244
>I think blue box is going to mean you end up back in your mothers uterus.
Quite convinced that it's the obligatory "become little girl" option, myself.
>>46154287
1 trap, 2 deathtraps?
I'm guessing amanda's the trap and jii and Jekelle are the deathtraps.
I'll just take the loli, she seems safe.
>>46156348
The game modes, they do nothing!
>>46156321
It'd be a busy life, sure, but infinitely better than living in Russia's vast western wasteland, and you'd get your education and be surrounded with cute girls basically all the time.
>>46156368
Good points.
>be surrounded with cute girls
Sold.
>>46156363
Oh snap, forgot. Thanks.
>>46156191
Might be a bit of a reach.
>>46154287
Reading over everything again, my best guesses so far are:
Patricia secret is she's a furry, or some sort of cat/dog-girl.
Jii's secret is voyeurism, maybe? I am wondering if she's maybe reincarnated or something, although I can't explain why I'd think that.
Vivian is some sort of robot or golem. Would account for her "sturdiness".
Polyanna, I'm not certain. I'm guessing she's the "good" one that the spoiler hints at, but that's purely off her name.
Amanda could be a succubus. I wondered if she's a newhalf, but that's more a /d/ thing. Maybe she can read minds?
Jekelle is likely a dual personality, evidenced by the psychiatry angle and strongly implies a Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde connection.
Melony strikes me as the trap option, but that might be a red herring. If not that, she's probably a mangaka or writer who operates under a pseudonym.
Lolita seems to be a vampire loli.
The boxes are problematic, too little info.
>>46156363
1/7
>>46156549
>>46156571
>>46156596
4/7
>>46156612
5/7
>>46156620
6/7
>>46156633
7/7
>>46154649
Huh, is it wrong I feel Kate deserves a higher BOD rating? At least a 5. I dunno, I've always liked red hair and freckles
>>46155022
>>46156633
>Conflict Driven
>(Shardless Only)
>Your Shard, the source of your power...
Wait, what?
>>46156668
BOD is FITness, health. Not attractiveness.
>>46156668
BOD / FIT (the CYOA goes back and forth between the terms, confusingly) isn't so much about attractiveness (which is subjective) as it is health and physical shape. And Kate just had cancer or something.
>>46154287
I'll pick Amanda. *crosses fingers*
>>46156685
Erm, spoiler? I guess I should edit that part out. But err, whoops! Spoiler.
Although to be fair, previous CYOAs have all mentioned that aspect.
>>46156685
>>46156712
Unless you're asking why Shardless can get a Shard effect. In which case, really, you're nitpicking dude. It just means only Shardless can get points from getting Conflict Driven. Dead/Living Shard already have that Drawback automatically.
>>46155827
>That abuse clause makes me close the image before I read the choices so I guess I choose nothing.
Same here.
>>46156697
Sorry, I was drunk when making it. I've seen a bunch of other problems like retarded typos and somehow Veronika's name got cut off, but I actually lost the psd, probably also because I was drunk. So version 1 is the only version.
>>46155506
Which VN are you referring to?
>>46156776
Don't Drink & Draw....
>>46156776
What's your personal choice?
>>46156858
Something with either INT or MON is the smart choice, so Dogg probably.Who am I kidding, I'd pick Ashley too like >>46154976 said, I don't know what's wrong with me.
>>46156818
Every/d/ay /d/eviants: The Daily Lives of Sexy Freaks. I think it was originally called something like "a /d/ Katawa Shoujo", the idea being to show how girls with /d/ style phenomena like permanently lactating breasts or futanari penises or being infested by alien parasites would behave in an everyday setting which isn't based entirely on sex. Basically transplanting them from a purely erotic story into a more humorous/self-aware one where despite their phenomena everyone is ultimately just a person trying to go through life normally.
In /cyoa/ terms I guess it'll just be a waifu chooser based on some of the ideas, with the "twist" (insofar as it can be called that on /cyoa/) being each of the girls has some bizarre /d/eviancy and most of them try not to be defined by it.
tl;dr "Realistically, would you really date a girl who is really nice and sweet but also has a penis?"
>>46154649
If Kate's really so smart why is she still living in fucking Glasgow? Suspect crippling autism: she'd be in London or Cambridge by now otherwise.
I'll go with Dogg. She's bright enough to reincarnate into without being effectively lobotomised, but also seems to be a functional human being. And with a large supportive family and being in a committed long term relationship we'll be able to take really good care of the baby too.
>>46156946
She was living with her parents because of health issues. Says right there in the text.
>>46156941
>"Realistically, would you really date a girl who is really nice and sweet but also has a penis?"
Well, no. Realistically I'd be dating a guy if I did that.
>>46156941
Huh, I remember that one. They even produced some really shitty sketches, but some of the ideas were clever. Problem was it was just too niche. It was too cerebral for people who just want to fap to dickgirls but too weird for people who wanted a thought provoking story about fitting in or whatever. They wrote like three scenes on their forum before the thing died out.
>>46156967
Not quite what it says. Doesn't mention that she went home when she got sick. Just says they've recently been very involved. I'm not convinced she was anywhere else to begin with. She's a dangerous pick, to my mind.
>>46155506
I would be interested in that cyoa
The shit train has no breaksWonder if the retard who keeps posting Nora is here today
>>46157366
Not according to >>46156941 you wouldn't be. That VN concept literally died because nobody was interested in it. It's fucking boring.
>>46156549
Doing god's work son.
>>46154258
Exterminator:
Power: Beastmaster
Companions: Good Dog, Horse, Piggy
Equipment: Base light armor and melee, 2 points on range, 1 point on hook.
It's simple life, but a good one.
>>46157466
Should take the lynx instead of the dog, it can basically do your job for you.
>>46155407
Yeah, I expected more sluts and fetishes
>>46157567
but it's not a good dog.
I did forget to take raven. totally raven.
>>46157466
>>46157567
also you overspent on weapons. You get 2 points total, you spent 4 (1+2 on ranged, 1 on hook).
>>46157384
That thing should be forbidden to post. Godfuckingdammit, I hate it so much.
>>46156571
If I buy the Avatar choice and then give it a striker ability will it be able to effect me? ( I assume it won't)
Either way I plan on taking Avatar with Forcefield and Healing Circle to make the ultimate mobile healing bubble.
Also Avatar + Abominable Me for faster, better life forms aka harem mode.
Does anyone have a link to the last thread?
>>46157615
Filter the MD5 then you utter dingus
>>46157660
I would say Avatar + Striker works, if only because it worked in canon (sorta?) If not, taking "Manton, What's a Manton?" should fix it.
Good idea on Avatar + Abominable Me, since the Avatar can pull it off better. Or you can take Striker: Bio Manip to modify your harem.
>>46157463
Groovy.
>>46154154
Appreciate it
>>46154154
Yeah thanks.
I cant belive i was the only one to post a reply to military girls CYOA... i want to compare.
>>46157613
I misread how the points for that work, drop down to rank 1 ranged.
More interesting life would be
Hunter:
Specialization: Fighter
Powers:
Strength 1 (free)
Precision 1
Regeneration 1
Endurance 1
Stealth 1
Companion:
Horse
Cute Fairy
Equipment
Plate armor
Range 1
Melee up to 3. Enchanted 2 handed weapon.
>>46156549
Obvious OP strategy: Give Avatar "affects other people" powers and spam them on yourself. Really, Avatar is the gateway to OP. It's quite fun!
>>46157990
Someone on a forum had it where the Avatar was the hero while the SI would be seen as the sidekick.
Another thing that can be done is to combo Fidelis, Abominable Me, Bio Manipulation and Event Triggerer to create an army of loyal parahumans.
>>46154030
Mix-And-Match. I wasn't trying to find any broken or nonsensical combos, just get a bunch of good quality of life choices. The variety gave me the ability to make sure everything I pick is an inherent magical power that isn't tied to anyone or anything else, like a magic object or something, which is important to me.
>>46153311
Inner Fire. If you ask me Inner Fire is a very strong choice just because of the unbreakable will. The spells and revolt effects are just bonuses, but they do make it even better. If I could take only one thing it would be this.
>>46153647
Genderswap. Well, it's what I want, so that's what I'm taking. This actually fulfills two goals because I can use it on other people too, which would be really nice on any occasion I meet someone who wants it.
>>46153891
Hello Nurse. Seems to be very hard to find any eternal life choices despite the high power level of many of the wishes. This is a pretty good one, since it can apply not only to me but to one other person. Who cares about the sex, it doesn't need to happen very often, I and whoever I end up having it with will likely find it even more special because of its rarity.
>>46158088
FYI, Timeless lets you be disease and injury free. You just have to revert any damage or sickness to before your body got hurt/sick. You can even revert to a child to cure your condition, then bounce back to adult, in perfect health.
>>46157290
Terrain:
Grassland
Estate:
Castle Walls
Tower
Hospital+Self-Replenishing+High tech+Medical AI
Planar Affinity
Settlement+Electricity and Plumbing
Mages+all the townslfolk are magicians.
Library
College
Automata
Workshop+High tech+AI
Portal+Indestructible
Gifts:
Form Change
Charisma+Bind thralls
Immortality
Automats and mages hopefully will keep the Horrors at bay. The point is to concentrate on the real world, and to make everyone benefit from my high-tech factories and hospital, as well as magic. With Immortality and my vampire-like Charisma, I plan on taking over to save humanity from itself. I bind the head of states of the US, China and India, plus a couple billionaires and voilà , I'm in charge. Buckle up for an ecological revolution, redistribution of wealth and a new Space Age! Yay!
>>46154287
I'll go with lolita because Amanda is probably your sister, Patrica is a trap, jii is a robot, Vivian is a whore, and polyanna seems too good even though I prefer dominant.
Where does everyone go to get their art? Im looking for pictures of holy knights but whenever i look up 'holy knight' or 'paladin' i get something super ornate and shiny. im looking for a more bog standard knight whos still clearly meant to be a hero
>>46153999>Kobayashi Hikaru is a normal girl
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>46158307
Have you tried searching for just a regular knight? Anon pls.
>>46158307
Yeah, if only OP had posted the pastebin with all the image resources in it LIKE HE IS SUPPOSED TO.
>>46153295
http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
who is your Conduit waifu anon?
>>46156549
Some builds I came up with off the bat, all 2nd Gen:
"Holy Shit What Is That?"
Speedster [2]
Super Strength [2]
Duper Durability [2]
Henshin! [2]
"The Space Explorer"
Teleporter [2]
Battleform: Metal [2]
Timeless [2]
And finally, the Holy Grail of broken (>>46157990):
"Deus Ex"
Avatar [2]
-Buff de Buffer [2]
(Possibly Manton? What's a Manton? if needed)
You can probably immediately see why this is gamebreaking. Buff de Buffer can be used by Avatar on yourself... which empowers Avatar, further empowering Buff de Buffer, which further empowers Avatar. Avatar's normal human stats eventually become superman+. Any secondary power you wish to buy would become genuinely godlike.
>>46158382
and the fan-worlds waifus
>>46156549
Super Durability (-2)
Radical Regeneration (-4)
Timeless (-6)
Law Breaker {Damage} (-8)
Law Breaker {Death} (-10)
Buffer de Buffer (-12)
Silence (-13)
Off the Record (-14)
Avatar (-16)
Tech Tinker {Nanotech} (-18)
Bio Tinker (-20)
True Multitasking (-22)
Meta Thinker (-24)
Biological Manipulation (-26)
Villain (Would try to have the avatar be known as a hero, at least at first, while I occasionally go around doing stupid bullshit since everyone hates and doesn't take me seriously at the same time.)
Canon (-24)
Shardless (-26)
Brain bunker (-27)
Untrustworthy (-26)
Marked (-23)
No Rep, No Rep At All (-22)
Tinker Taylor (-22)
Slaughtermansion 9 (-20)
Looks like I need to make it Triumvurate mode in order to afford all that bullshit. Should be fun.
>>46158397
> "Holy Shit What Is That?"
So, Kamen Rider Kabuto then.
> "Deus Ex"
That's pretty much the Siberian, yup. You'd probably want something like Duper Durability to protect your squishy self.
>>46158382
Bleak Fields t b h
>>46158360
Godman ive been looking for this shit for better part of three months now and there it is in the paste
>>46154287
Okay... Jekelle is probably a play on words of the name "Jekyll". I'm assuming she suffers from dual personalities or some shit.
I chose to date Melony and Polyanna. Polyanna is either a robot or an alien and Melony is a play on "melons", thus her secret is that she actually has big tits and shows them off on the internet... Or something. It's either a robot or a slut...
FUCK IT! GIMME THE BLUE BOX!
>>46158427
Good idea on using Lawbreaker on Death itself. For some reason, I just never thought of that, duh!
It seems to me you might want one of the Resources Perks. Otherwise, it'll take some time to build up the resources to get your Tinker-centric build going.
No point getting buffer? Unless you're going to give the Avatar the Tinker powers and then buff the Avatar, or vice versa.
>>46158528
Shardless gives the least points but it also gives unique Perks that round out your "defense". Don't wanna get caught by some Trump.
>>46158528
Every power listed under Avatar is for the avatar. Main body has no offensive powers unless you want to get creative with the definition of "offensive". Resource Perks would probably be a good idea, but who needs those.
Could we have a few CYOAs which don't involve waifus?
>>46154287
My guesses:
>Patricia
Cat girl seems likely as anything - Cat-ricia?
>Jii
Ni!
>Vivian
Re-viv-ed into a zombie or golem or something.
>Polyanna
Polyamory - maybe she's a dom-for-hire? If so, either she has a basement of 'husbands' she'll throw you in (1/2 life-ruining choices), or she wants to find someone who actually cares about her.
>Amanda
A man, duh!
>Jekelle
My first thought was that she was on Slut Life, and took every feminine option for extra free time, but the Doctor Jekelle and Mrs. Hide analogy does seem likelier; a yandere alternate personality/ghost/etc. who laughs a lot. (Ruining your life)
>Melony
A professonal (cyber)criminal - and the police still remember the first time Melony committed a felony. (Potential life-ruining option)
>Lolita
Either a vampire from [age of history related to name] or someone who picked the little girl option, or just being a mature 10-year old with hips, fake documents, and a routine.
>Blue box
Be a girl, whether little, pick-a-waifu-and-be-her, or getting a gender flipped and/or mind linked yourself.
>Red box
Either a dickgirl option (one too many 'ends') or an eldritch waifu (including but not limited to red-dressed femdom bitch)
If all these were true, I'd take either Patricia or Vivian. However, I'm not sure enough to actually choose them, so I'll take the one I both know its effect and is guaranteed to not ruin my life - the blue box.
Even being the little girl wouldn't be too bad compared to being abused potentially 24/7.
>>46158703
Nobody makes those anymore. Waifu CYOAs guarantee the maximum amount of replies for the least amount of effort.
>>46158397
Had a fun two-step combo - Freeze Ray + Timeless lets you basically Grey Boy things - lock them in time, and you're the only one that can affect them. No information on how long it takes until they unfreeze, but if you add in some sort of useful attack power, you can pretty much crush anything.
>>46158528
I wonder how Causality would work for Lawbreaker.
>>46158188
Humm your estate wind up being much like mine. Our mages can work together and study in eachothers colleges.
If theres one regret i have, its that i didnt have a town full of mages. But atleast my people are tough and strongk. We can have duels between our automata. Mine are magically enchanted.
>>46120710
>>46158407
Oops, I did a side thing.
http://pastebin.com/RfDsDFtH
(Hint: Check the bottom)
Why do you guys make such intricate CYOAs?
I'm asking sincerely. I can understand a small, single image CYOA where you pick what you think is the best choice. But these longer ones, are they used for anything? Do you use these scenarios in games, or write fiction with it? Why go through these long-ass CYOAs?
>>46159211
Because the autism in /cyoag/ is insatiable.
>>46159211
I like world building.
>>46158467
The Changer
Giving yourself mental attributes is desirable. Insanity shouldn't ever be permanent and can be avoided if you're careful, although it could last for an unpleasant length of time and cause horrific damage to everything around you - it's best to avoid personally facing Great Old Ones and instead send your army for this reason.
Personally, I would slowly alter my mind to be more wise, intelligent, etc, tinkering with myself and learning all I can about biology and minds. I'll be fighting forever, so a human lifetime of initial self-improvement is a worthwhile investment.
Enslaving existing living creatures is barbaric, unnecessary, and frankly inefficient. Enhanced humans who willingly join me will create a technology-fueled empire. The true power of The Changer are not physical enhancements, but mental enhancements.
I merely give the tools for life's survival.
>>46159211
>I can understand a small, single image CYOA where you pick what you think is the best choice. But these longer ones, are they used for anything? Do you use these scenarios in games, or write fiction with it? Why go through these long-ass CYOAs?
I can understand not wanting to do 10+ page CYOAs but longer ones provide opportunities for longer planning. If the big thing about CYOAs is that you're supposed to pick your choices, then the bigger CYOAs are you explaining why you picked such a set of smaller choices.
Here's a good CYOA for you to start with, 3 pages, try it.
NOTE: I am so sorry for my shitnet connection
>>46159260
Not true, Alice makes it choke down and die. It's to autism what a solar flare is to a ceiling lamp: there's providing it fuel, then there's vaporizing the planet it's on.
>>46159331
>>46159347
Last page, desu.
>>46159333
And Highlander is overdosing on meth just to get to get all the images for his 120 page cyoa as well as develop a CoC style game for it.
>>46155022
Im back. Gotta have dinner first then I'll get started.
I'm a tad surprised that there were so many pictures posted when I only asked for 6.
>>46159377
Highlander's autism doesn't come close to Alice.
>>46159331
Well, I have gone through one or two multi-page CYOAs, partly for fun, and partly because I wanted to be inspired to write. But that's me personally. I wanted to know what reason people here use them. I want to know what people do with these things. So much creativity goes into just the idea of what you'd want, but to what end? What do you do with the character and scenario you've created. Do you write it out, play it out on some tabletop game, toss it into the trash? Why do you go through it?
>>46157384
Lisbeth OP, choosing Lisbeth.
>>46154287
Patricia: Meh. Unless her secret is something AWESOME, I could go to literally any college and pick up unambitious liberal arts majors.
Jii: "16" NOPE. At my age, no matter who has the "life ruining secret" jailbait is a guaranteed life-ruiner, secret or not. I'm a grown-ass man.
Vivian: Not really into the super-wifey homemaker type
Polyanna: Maybe. If her secret is just that she's into some kind of BDSM that's kind of boring. Or if this cyoa is full anime with it's secrets "seems dominant" could mean she secretly rules some criminal empire or something.
Amanda: Maybe. If she's the trap you should have picked a more original pun name. "Secretive" personality sounds like it might be annoying though.
Jekele: Again, TOO much literal waifuness.
Melony: Eh, I'll pass on the pseudo-neet shut-in. I'm a homebody myself, but it's best for me to stick with someone that actually gets me out of the house once in a while.
Lolita: Maybe, depending on just HOW loli she looks. But it sounds like she plays it down, rather than plays it up (Acting like a kid would be obnoxious) Closest to my age if the ID is real.
If I were to pick a mystery box, I'd try red.
None of them are really "YES! definitely THAT one!" So out of the maybes, it'd probably be who seems to have the lest problematic secret and soul-bind. If I imagine the dates actually playing out in my head, Polyana's interrogation would probably turn me off, and so it would probably come down to Amanda or Lolita depending on if their attitudes cross the line from "confident" to "obnoxiously stuck-up"
Probably just the red box then. It's "odd" Monster girl? Eldritch abomination? The girl at the top? (All three?) If both boxes are "pretty /d/" I can live with that.
>>46156549
Curious as to how broad Kinetic Field can go. Could I be a Dynakinetic like Behemoth? Pull an Accelerator and control Vectors? Time control? Space control? Could I control concepts, making something "fragile" or "slow" or "sharp"? Could I control whether or not things exist?
>>46157384
This thing burns my eyes. Whoever made this should be shot, or at least have his nose broken with a good kick to the face.
>>46156547
Amanda is probably a trap, though that may be too obvious.
Melony probably binds her breasts (hence the name), and works in some lewd and embarrassing job.
Patricia is probably a catgirl/doggirl. Hence her name, PATricia.
Jekelle is definitely a yandere/dual personalities.
Polyanna might be him taking a page from SDA's book with Esme in the Archangel Waifu CYOA, but maybe not.
Lolita... you might be right on that one. I was going for immortal loli or someone who asked to be the little girl, but vampire would work too.
As for Jii, I am uncertain. Maybe something about her personality being faked for whatever nasty/sad reason.
First box is probably the little girl option.
Second... maybe r63 clone of yourself? Not certain, in fact that is pure speculation.
>>46159521
Meh, I've seen far worse. It's the content that's bad.
>>46159548
I don't care about the content. If someone is going to butcher the visuals this extremely I'm never going to get even close to reading it.
>>46159570
Suit yourself. I'm not in CYOAs for the visuals, I only care that they offer good choices. This one doesn't.
>>46159417
I'd say they're both equally autistic, one is a flash of maddening brilliance and the other is ruthlessly analytical.
>>46159618
Okay but consider this: What if they had sex?
I mean not like autistics can find love with each other but still.
>>46159597
It's a waifu CYOA, the pictures are about half the point. I don't want a fugly waifu.
>>46159644
Oi dork
I've been reading this argument and I thought you were talking about the white-on-pink background.
>>46159644
Oh, quit your whining. The squishing isn't nearly so bad you can't appreciate the more attractive ones. Even google still recognizes them. It's just that their personalities and backgrounds are crap.
>>46159638
the result hellspawn would be autism incarnate, destined to create THE CYOA that will end the universe and rewrite existence
>>46159638
Alice can only have sex on a 7-10, in which case you need to refer to the sex subchart. Then, read a 2000 word essay about the literary use of sex in YA Japanese media.
