>that quiet girl that turns into a psycho when in-character
>>46150146
Does she also have sizable feeding lumps?
Does she possess some strange eye tattoo?
Are her teeth filed to a point?
I don't see the relevance of that image. That character was always crazy.
>>46150146
>>that quiet girl that turns into a psycho every once a month
It was like a goddamn werewolf.
>>46150213
He was implying that would be the nice quiet girl's character.
>>46150528
I do not agree with that statement.
Obviously OP needs to have better analogies.
Clearly.
Why do you keep making these "that girl" threads.
Are you a spam bot. Or just retarded.
Why do you other fags bump these threads.
>>46150634
I really, really, REALLY don't like girls.
So I'm going to ruin them for you, too.
>>46150213
I had a girlfriend who's teeth were filed to a point. she gave a mean blowjob
women are just the worst
>my bff meets a girl over WoW
>they know each other for a year before they fall in love
>she moves from interstate to his house
>been playing dnd with a group of friends for years
>sometime in december 2015
>my bff and his gf are interested in dnd and ask if they can join
>he_we_go.jpg
>she makes an elf princess ranger
>he makes a half-orc fighter who is her bodyguard/freed slave
>we're all having a good time
>cut to today
>we're all still having a good time
>she's a lovely person and they both really go well with our group's sense of humor
>the end
not all women are terrible
>>46150600
Anon how does it feel to be so deep on the autism spectrum?
>>46150146
>that girl who always wants to build a harem with all of her characters
>>46151011
Should I start beginning and ending my post with "contrarian sarcasm" or just continue to let you feel intelligent? Could I have been any more obvious? Please, anon. Teach me.
>>46150308
That's every woman anon
>>46151140
Whats good for the goose is good for the gander. Men like it, so why not women? I have it on good authority chicks dig 'best option' in love triangles, IE double team
>>46150146
>that quiet girl that turns into a psycho when in-character
How predictable.
>>46151274
Only American women.
PMS, as it is understood in the west, is a transient psychological disorder and a relict holdover from the pseudoscientific Victorian notion of hysteria.
Women all over the world deal with cramps and discomfort during that time of the month, but only Westerners turn into raging irrational psycho-cunts.
>>46151625
you haven't spent much time around older asian women have you
>when the hardest nigga in the squad wanna be the lil girl
>>46151903
That's not a two-days-out-a-month thing.
>>46151946
are you going do anything about it bitch?
>>46151946
>"aight Harvey, what's yo characta?"
>"Yo, so check it. She's a timid student for da Witch Academy wif a thirst for knowledge and she zaps muddafuckas who give her shit."
>"Nigga, did you just make anudda lil gurl characta?"
>"Yea, so?"
>"Shieet man, Ya know that makes us uncomfortable."
>"Only nigga here I see bein a bitch about it is yo punk ass."
>>46152245More?
>>46152276
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Rumia
>>46151946
I shouldn't be Surprised /tg/ wouldn't understand being a manly bad ass isn't escapism for a manly bad ass.
>>46151946
Always an elf too
Only played with two girls, one was online who didn't really say a whole lot but roleplayed decently enough. Nothing special. The other was a friend's girlfriend and she was pretty timid by nature and seemed to genuinely enjoy playing, but he was a shit GM. She was a nice girl, really friendly and polite, but the kind that would say "sorry" to nearly everything.
>>46151946
Problem?
>>46150146
I really hope there's more of Admiral "Crazy Tits" Mofette in season 3.
>>46151946
It can work well sometimes
>>46150308
>comparing periods to lycanthropy
That's the plot of the film series Ginger Snaps.
>>46150974
This is why women should be banned from tabletop.
>>46152603
Wasn't that Carrie?
>that guy that makes effeminate magical boy-type characters
>>46152980
Nah, that was periods and telekinesis.
>>46150146
>that bard whose main instrument is a portable mechanical phonograph with multiple vinyl records
>but only he can cast spells with it, and it doesn't work for others
Goddammit, Mike, at least make it internally consistent.
>>46153009I would do this if I was guarunteed /ss/ at some point.
>>46153266
>>/out/
>>/killyourself/
>>46152355
The latter sounds a lot like me. A few years ago I'd probably fit op's description, i used to be a godawful roleplayer. My first ever character was in a homosuck fan session. I think it was a troll with psychic powers, one robotic arm, and minus one leg. Her weapon was a crutch that doubled as a blunderbuss. I think i tried to railroad things because the story was being held up for some reason. I literally had my character pick another pc up and push them through a portal. Christ.
>friend gets a GF
>intensely proud of the fact and shows her off to EVERYTHING
>first week he actually took off work and school just to bring her to his family around the state
>no idea why she stayed of thought that was acceptable
>of course now its time for him to show her off to his tabletop group and buddy which will surely elicit awe and excitement and she'll become as addicted to escapism as he is and they'll live happily ever after
>seems hurt as hell that we aren't stoked as fuck and that the dm is pissed he didn't clear bringing in a rando for a private session
>seeing a grown ass man brought almost to tears must have softened the dm as he allowed her as a drop-in
>describes a brunette fierce looking chick with leather boots, pants, and vest with an adventurer style jacket(said think the kind indi wears) and uses whips exclusively
>for some reason when she said "think indi" i translates her whole character as a female indiana
>takes maybe 5 seconds for her to get into her character which turns out to be a dominatrix who's endgame is to rule the world
>first act is she attempts diplomacy checks and, when those fail, intimidation checks against us trying to get me and the rest to castrate ourselves and become her slaved and for the female elf ranger to kill herself as the new world will only have one queen
>obvious arguement ensues and friend managed to talk everyone down and gets a promise from the GF not to try that shit with us
>spends the entirety of the session trying to do the same shit to NPC's which never works for various reasons
>eventually we break and tell her to leave
>even tells me to fuck off and i can leave if i'm uncomfortable even though its my house
>friend managed to get her out the door
>week goes by before i get a knock on my door
>its cops here to talk to me about a gangrape accusation
>now ex-friend and his gf are accusing the entire group of raping her and beating him up
cont.
>>46154007
>case never goes far as shit doesn't add up
>claims we beat him down cause he fought us off and claims we beat her too but miraculously there's hardly any bruising on him and none on her during police photos the day of
>can't keep the stories straight between them either and he eventually caves and spills their lie to the cops
>group managed to get back on track sans the asshats
>hear through the grape vine 5 years later that he broke up with her shortly after cause she crushed one of his balls during playtime and had to have it surgically removed
women can be as grognard as men can be but once in a bluemoon you find monsters.
>>46153009
>>46153266
Don't worry anon, heal sluts always win eventually. Don't succumb to the taunts of those sweaty barbarians or loony wizards.You'll have your lady knight someday.
>>46154047
Wow, I can't believe that guy threw away all his friends and almost ruined his life for some pussy.
>>46150974
Disgusting.
>>46150146
Got a girl like this in our group, but in a fun way. Very sweet and quiet, religious but never pushy or zealous about it (I only know because I went to her wedding and it was a big deal there) and always plays homemaker at the house we play at.
First campaign she played a druid whi
>savaged several people in wolf form
>tore out some guys throat with her halfling
>healed people by chewing up goodberries and spitting them into their mouth like a mother bird
Next campaign was a goliath pit fighter named Pain, who's vocabulary consisted of "Pain"
>ripped the arm off a helpless prisoner
>bludgeons a dwarf wedding party (they were bad guys but still)
>caused a sort of allied paladin to be set on fire and have most of his face burned off, leaving him in a coma
And yet now she's playing a healer cleric who is probably the nicest and kindest person in the party for our new campaign.
>>46154108
It's not uncommon to find people the grasp to shit like that like it's their only ship that will ever come into port, even if the boat is already on fire.
People have done stupider things for pussy before.
>>46154143
>And yet now she's playing a healer cleric who is probably the nicest and kindest person in the party for our new campaign.
I bet she bakes bread with ground up orphans' bones
>>46151625
Some slav bitches do the same.
>>46152238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMT1aAbnCLQ
>>46150974
A tale most foul.
>>46150146
>>that quiet girl that turns into a psycho when in-character
Who doesn't?
>>46154407
God, it would not surprise me.
>>46154047
>crushed one of his balls during playtime and had to have it surgically removed
Dear Lord
Who are you guys, and why do you make/bump these threads? /r9k/?
>>46154219
>>46155648
>>46154047
I think "whipped beta" may have been more literal than usual here.
I.e. BDSM hookup in desperation.
(obviously eventually veering off from safe&sane mantra)
>>46151201
So how does the inside of your colon smell?
>>46155654
>anon is surprised that socially hindered people attract other socially hindered people regardless of age
>anon is surprised that these lives can crash together more violently than a plane into a skyscraper
Do you want a story of a girl that pops into a game wholly invited and acts like a normal human being in a thread dedicated to horror stories based around that scenario? Is it /r9k/ if its a That Guy or is one gender to be wholly off limits and held to a higher standard of purity robbing them the status of a human being than a doll that sits there, looks pretty, and behaves like a good doggy.
>>46150974
I puked in my mouth a little bit.
>>46154846
THAT'S MY JAM, SON
>>46151011
TEETH ARE NOT HORSES!
>>46150146
>that psycho that turns into a quiet girl when in-character
Believe it or not, I have a very real story behind this.
In fact, we ENCOURAGE her to stay in-character, even when not playing anything.
Playing with a former mental patient is one hell of a drug.
>>46151946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzFW8VbRHpg
>>46155665
>beta
Beta is merely someone who believes in the idea of monogamy. The term you are looking for is "submissive" or "hen-pecked".
>>46151140
Socially timid but sexually dominant,jesus christ my dick
>>46156513
Thank you for proving that people with sense still exist on this website
>>46153266
With the right group it is
>>46156913
I would prefer to cuddle with a girl like that
>>46156513
>>46156922
I used beta on purpose as it would be the usual reaction to somebody behaving that way on the internet.
>>46153009
>make effeminate magical trickster
>seduce paladin
>make her fall because she loves your dick more than her goddess
>ditch her and move on to your next conquest
>>46159107
>Paladin turned blackguard is now hunting you down to ensure no one other than her ever uses your dick>Including you
>>46159248
She Fell, less of a threat.
And what's life without a little excitement?
>>46159295
>blackguard
>less of a threat
Please yourself so that your stupidity isn't passed on to future generations.
>>46159307
If he deserves it, She will.
>>46159107
>>46159248
>>46159307
>>46159459
>Cute, bratty shota mage seduces Paladin MILF for some /ss/
>After getting her addicted to his magical shota cock convinces her to fall for worshiping it instead of her goddess
>Then he dumps her
>Two months later hunted down and mindbroken into the perfect little boitoy by Blackguard MILF
>>46150213
>>46150600
>>46151201
Fuck off, Dorn.
>>46150826
One day I will run a game with women wearing chain-mail bikini's under proper armor with invisibility cast on it.
>>46150146
>That nice young girl who plays older women brutally devoted to handing out punishments
>>46150974
>What the fuck
>Shameful
>Disrepecful
>>46150974
>>she makes an elf princess ranger
I'm openly against mysogyny and stereotypes but i'll be damned if this doesn't happen EVERY SINGLE TIME
>>46159977
Sounds liable to chafe.
>>46154143
>>healed people by chewing up goodberries and spitting them into their mouth like a mother bird
That's... I'm not sure how to feel about that. That's really strange. Why did she do that?
>>46160390
It's something of a stereotype for less-than-civilized wise, naturey people to have medicine that requires a bit of chewing before application. Stuff like berries and bark are prime ingredients for it, too.
>>46160932
But why didn't the healee chew it themselves?
>>46156513
I hope you realize that you just answered to yourself. Beta does not mean what you think it means. It means bitch. If you think monogamy is being a bitch, then you need to redefine your definitions.
>>46161228
They might have been unconscious and unable to do so on their own.
>>46153266
/ss/?
>>46160146
Hey, sometimes stereotypes are just exaggerations of the truth. For example, Jews aren't all greedy, but every one of us loves a good argument.
>>46154047
I'll take 'things that never happened' for 200 dollars, Kent.
>>46161663
The Daily Double!
>>46160070
>firsttimein/pol/.gif
>>46161663
>>46161697
>>46161623
/straight shota/
>>46150974
This makes me angry. Why can't women be cool and live to the awful stereotypes we have of them?
This goes to prove they are all bitches.
Sorry to hear OP. Hang in there,
>>46150857
That sounds terrifying. If she bit down she'd take your dick off
>>46161636
But do you have little old ladies who make matches for all the young folk?
>>46160932
That's certainly true, but there's something about it that makes me feel funny in an uncomfortable kind of way. It's not exactly sexual, but it's close.
>>46161604
>They might have been unconscious
And thoughts like that don't help.
>>46153009
I really can't criticize that while I keep making big-breasted lesbians.
>>46150146
I hate to have to ask, but.. what anime??
>>46162272
>anime
>>46161963
Fearboner is best boner
>>46161996
>That's certainly true, but there's something about it that makes me feel funny in an uncomfortable kind of way. It's not exactly sexual, but it's close.
It's very very intimate, not necessarily sexual but intimate>YFW you will never be injured far, far from civilization and be taken in by a savage druid healer
>YFW she will never nurse you back to health, chewing up natural remedies and feeding them to you with her mouth when you're too weak to chew them yourselfand even when you're notor cuddling with you naked on those long cold nights
>>46160390
>he never fed his child who couldn't chew things by chewing and swallowing things and then regurgitating them into the child's mouth
shiggy diggy
>>46159307
>Please yourself so that your stupidity isn't passed on to future generations.
Shouldn't that be "pleasure yourself"?
>>46162272
Wakfu, season 2 last few episodes.
It is French-y animu.
>>46158198
>implying your preferences matter to her
>>46159568I shouldn't be as aroused as I am.
>>46162332
>dessin animé
Those fucking weaboo Frenchies, am I right?
>>46161636
>Jews aren't all greedy, but every one of us loves a good argument
Do, Jesus, but that's the truth. And y'all make it FUN. I've never had as much intellectual stimulation as I have arguing with our local rabbi on the principles of the Commandments. I'm Baptist, btw.
>>46154047
Should've started a case against them after the false accusations desu
>>46162605
Something about the idea of a girl getting fucked over by a guy and responding by going full yandere and mindbreaking him into her perfect little husbando is hot as fuck, add in MILF and /ss/ and it becomes unreasonably hot
>>46159568
>>46162272Undertale, that bitch Undyne and whoever tells me otherwise is lying
>>46161996
Just imagine being beaten in combat and falling asleep right after the battle on some grass under a tree. The first thing you notice on your way back to wakefulness is a dainty spitting noise and your mouth full of squashed up sweet tasting berries. Your eyes open and you see a blushing druid girl holding your head in her lap, a little string of spit running from her mouth down to yours.
>>46163697
>>46162272
Frida Moffette, from Wakfu.
>>46151625
>Being in pain makes people irritable; a shocking revelation.
You don't have a womb, do you? It shows.
>>46151305
>chicks dig 'best option' in love triangles, IE double team
Yeah the idea that girls wouldn't love to have two guys showering her with love is preposterous. I know literally no girls who aren't into it. Guys at least need to somehow satisfy two, where a lot already have trouble with 1. Girls rarely have that problem, and two guys would be able to make up for the other one failing a bit.
Also, guys making out = girls making out. Getting guys to do that is just incredibly difficult
>cute and nice 8/10 plays for the first time
>Choirgirl, into Anime, etc.
>creates a hulking mass of muscle, armour and alcohol dependency (a Thorwaler)
>actually played him pretty well, got drunk and fumbled through the fights istead of going whale-rage and bash heads in mindlessly
another one from the same group
>tiny girl
>only plays thieving rapists.
>currently aims for a pact with the demon of rape
The group can actually handle that. They do all kinds of that for shits and giggles. Luckily, Idont have any chars of mine in that campaign.
>>46151140
Fucking Librarian Syndrome.
>>46161980
Less common than arguments, but they exist. I don't think that's really unique to Jews though.
>>46162801
We've had a lot of practice. The Talmud and Midrash are basically rabbis arguing through the ages.
>>46153009
Its always the guys who fit the pedophile stereotype making the shotas.
>>46154143
>healed people by chewing up goodberries and spitting them into their mouth like a mother bird
>Druid
I see no problems with this.
>>46165891
Its a good way of getting her coldsores.
>>46166388
70% of us already have the herp
>>46151274
In my experience it really depends. For some you won't even notice. For others just being in general vicinity is safety hazard.
>>46152429
don't you remind me
>>46160146
Every woman I've played with always makes a murder- and/or fire-crazy character for their first character. Every time. Without fail. Some of them get better at making characters, some don't.
>>46166708
Even forERP?
>Have a shy, quiet girl join us for the first time
>She plays a runaway Ranger.
>She quite at first but slowly but opens up and start RPing really well, unlike some of the other more experienced players who are nothing more than robots or Mary Sues.
>The party come across a very charismatic vampire and she starts RPing that she been charmed by him.
>After the event was over and the Vamp got away, one guy (who playing a female Mary Sue) in the party started to call her a slut nonstop.
>She get self conscious and stops RP.
Took her forever to open up and now cause of the greatly obese neckbeard, she considering leaving.
>>46160390
>>46161604
They goodberry mouth to mouth recipients were indeed unconcious.
>>46167319
Let me guess, no-one in the group actually called the neckbeard on his obnoxious behavior. You all just sat there in silence and let him do it, possibly while fantasizing about how cool you'd look if you punched him in the face and said something badass that made her fall for you, right?
>>46167319
>one guy (who playing a female Mary Sue) in the party started to call her a slut nonstop.
Did you tell him to fuck off and stop being a shithead, or did you just sit there and let one player shit all over another player?
>>46154143
>>46160390
>>46165891
We had similar thing happen in Black Crusade.
There's one item that's basically Roasted Progenoids - it grants Regeneration when consumed and is considered a delicacy. Slaaneshi cultist had some on him (cooking and eating weird stuff was one of his gimmicks) when Khornate Marine got shot real bad.
The deviant couldn't decide between saving comrade in arms and having his treat, so he popped them in his mouth, chewed them for a bit to savor the taste and then frenched the marine and forced the stuff into his mouth.
>>46167319
There's a very simple solution to the neckbeard's behavior anon. All you have to do is kill his family.
>>46167645
that's your answer for everything
>>46167694
Yeah ok fine, but it just works so well.
>>46167529
>>46167615
>>46167645
Since the neckbeard was RPing it, i couldn't stop him. I'm kinda new to DMing so I don't know what to do sometimes.
We've played a few games after this event. The walking dumpster does not stop.
She eventually asked me to tell the fat fuck to stop or even just say it every now and then.
But the dwarf planet kept at it and now everyone in the party dislike the person and his character.
We're kicking the human wrecking ball out of the group since he just hates on one character for RPing well.
The girl gotten back into RPing but not as open as she use to be. But the one game when the neckbeard was away, she RPed like normal.
>>46150308
You try ritualistically bleeding in line with the Luna calendar then see if you don't try ripping someone a new one?
>>46167947
Good, you should never sacrifice a good player to keep a shitty one.
>>46150146
What show is this???
>>46168125
>>46167529
wow, jaded much?
>>46167966
Hey you know what? I'm generally against any self-induced harm, but I would be up for such a challenge. It doesn't really prove anything, because bleeding itself is not source of the pain, bloated uterus is. But sometimes you have to take absurd argument literally to push it on another level.
It's gonna be just like that time with "you try shaving your everything twice a week". I did. It's not so bad.
>>46168125
Read the fucking thread, dumbass
>>46163816
Believe me, I am, although when I was thinking of it I was more thinking that she wouldn't mind doing it at all, so she wouldn't be blushing. It'd just be a normal thing to her, even if it was really weird to anybody else, so she'd probably be confused at how flustered I might get from something like that. Maybe she'd go, 'What? I healed you. What's wrong? Do you need some more?' and then lean in for another dose despite my panicked protests.
>>46163816
>>46163816
>The first thing you notice on your way back to wakefulness is a dainty spitting noise and your mouth full of squashed up sweet tasting berries. Your eyes open and you see a blushing druid girl holding your head in her lap, a little string of spit running from her mouth down to yours.
>the party wizard suddenly appears
>"You know, if you needed those ground up so badly, you could have just asked to borrow my mortar and pestle. Then again, I guess that isn't quite as intimate. Apologies, healing is not really my expertise so I guess I ought to leave you both to it..."
>the druid girl stammers loudly, shouting something about how it's done in nature at the wizard's back
>the wizard calls back with a comment that nature does an awful lot of things, some of which are best done by two conscious people in private
>druid girl turns red as a berry
>>46151140
The best thing is when that quiet girl wants to be the badass dominatrix, but she hasn't actually had any practice so she just fumbles with it and makes an ass out of herself.
>>46173553
>>46173463
Wizard is a bro
>>46153250
>that nigga bard who plays his awful mixtape whenever shit goes down
>>46150974
>my bff meets a girl over WoW
>they know each other for a year before they fall in love
>she moves from interstate to his house
Happened to me too, except he moved in with her and doesn't hang out with me anymore.
>>46150146
Had a guy like that. Outside you would think he was the nicest guy ever. Quiet, never rude, went out of his way to be nice. We invite him to join a game because he was also pretty creative when he could be arsed to and thought it would be fun. Hoo boy.
>So what do you do? You just woke up in your house, it's a nice day outside and you don't have any pressing errands at the moment.
>Do I have a knife?
>Uh, probably yeah, I mean your a ninja so you probably have a lot of knives man.
>Okay cool, I grab one and put in my pocket. Is there any place where there would be a lot of people at this time?
>Yeah, there's an open air market over here by the beach, next to the residential district. It's a pretty popular part of town even if you aren't shopping.
>Any dark alleys?
>Well, its mid day, so not super dark but there's some shade, and there's lots of apartment complexes nearby so yeah. There's a shady alley or two.
>I'm gonna go into one, act like I'm hurt. Curled up in a ball, and crying for help.
>Okay... Roll me a bluff I guess.
>That's an 18 total.
>Aight, you get a little girl to come over, she asks if your okay and if you need her to get you a doctor?
>I fuckin slit her throat, sneak out the backside of the alley and throw the knife in the ocean.
>Fucking Christ, okay roll me a couple hides to see if anybody sees your psycho ass.
>That's a 25 and a 28 total.
>Alright, I guess you just got away with having fuckin murder for breakfast, so that's a thing.
>>46150146
>girls
>ever not hysterical
choose one
>letting girls into OUR games
>>46163816
"BUH THE GAWD EMPERA! AHVE BEEN VIOLATED!"
>>46176445
When did you interact with a girl that wasn't one of your relative for the last time anon?
>>46167764
Genghis Khan please leave.
>>46176445
Well you should probably stop trying to grope them when you're introduced
>>46176466
I read that in the voice of JR
>>46173463
>would adventure with/10
>>46173463
Woh!
>>46163892
I know, I searched. The similarities are there, however.
>>46177612
>>46178017
>>46175444
>Your sword bites into the goblin's neck, spraying blood, and it falls to the ground dead
>You look around you at what remains of the ambush. The wizard is cleaning something off his stave, the rogue is having a quiet moment alone to brood on his past, the druid...
>Where is she?
>You hear a roar and turn around just in time to see an enormous black bear leap at you, transform into a short freckled girl with short brown hair and hide armor, and knock you to the ground. Something hot, wet, and sticky presses itself onto and into your mouth almost before you hit the ground
>"MMMMFPH!"
>The sweet taste of berries and the heat of her tongue fill your mouth as she holds your arms to your sides with a grip like iron. She's stronger than she looks...
>You heave for breath as she pulls herself off you and covers her mouth with the back of her hand. She giggles hysterically. "Oops! Forgot the, haah, berries..."
>You try to roll away, but she's sitting on and straddling your midsection. Out of the corner of your eye, you see the wizard watching with a glimmer in his eye. You plead for help as best as you can with just your face.
>He winks and turns away. Prick.
>The druid digs in a pocket, pulls out some pinkish balls, pops them into her mouth, chews once or twice, takes a deep breath, leans down, closes her eyes...
>>46178885
>"S-stop!" you manage to gasp. "I'm not even hurt! They didn't hit me!"
>She freezes and her eyes pop open. You realize she looks a lot like a chipmunk with her cheeks puffed out like that. Heh, she even has the freckles and hair for it...
>She punches you, hard, on the shoulder. Shit, now you actually ARE kind of hurt, she's got a mean right....
>"Ow, what the fuck?"
>She swallows the berry mash in one long, disgusting gulp and glares at you. "You just made me waste that!"
>"You're the one who decided to do it! I don't need healing after EVERY fight, you know?"
>Her face is flushed with anger. "Well, I wouldn't try to heal you after every fight if you didn't keep rushing in and getting hurt like a dumbass!"
>"Who's the dumbass? You just tackled me as a fucking bear! That could have hurt me more than any goblin could have!" You pause for breath as she seethes on top of you. "Speaking of, are you going to get off me, or --"
>She staggers to her feet and stands over you. "W-well, maybe I just won't heal you at all anymore! You'll just have to go to Salamat for healing from now on! So there!" She turns and runs off, turning into a bear again as she gallops into the woods.
>You stand up and rub your shoulder. "There is something wrong with that girl," you mutter.
>"On the contrary, some might call this kind of thing natural, expected even." Salamat's voice. You'll never get used to him appearing out of nowhere like that. He's right next to you, looking into the woods.
>"Shouldn't you save your invisibility spells for more important things than sneaking up on people all the time?"
>He ignores you. "You know, this whole affair reminds me a good deal of a tome I read from the East." He gives you a sidelong glance. "Let me know if she ever gives you a boxed lunch, will you?"
>"What?"
>He taps his nose. "Oh, it's nothing."
>Fucking wizards. Fucking DRUIDS, man.
>>46153250
Wait, so he doesn't even sing along or anything?
That's... kinda really dumb. I mean, bards don't have to be musical, he could have done poetry or something if he didn't want an instrument. I guess it's all just fluff, but seriously, phonographs?
>>46167966
You try ritualistically hearing this almost exact same bitchfest in line with the Lunar calendar and see if you don't try sealing up the one on their face.
>>46173463
Do I smell a thinly veiled /d/ thread here?
Don't respond to bait.
>>46151946
thats me tbqh fäm
>>46150146
>>46151140
>tfw dating that girl
Contrary to popular belief, the sex is quite cringeworthy
>>46168172
>>46182940
This is true
however, the name of the show in question has already been posted in this very thread twice now
>>46181423
An explanation like that is not enough for me to understand.
>>46184875
then the criticism isn't "learn 2 google" but "learn to read the thread"
>>46178885
>>46178904
Moar?
>>46181423
What do you mean by "cringeworthy"?
At worst I imagine it'd be too cute to be arousing
>>46150308
Oh my god. This makes me wish my period turned me into a werewolf.
Fuck evolution for not making that a reality.
>>46168845
>bloated uterus is
To be fair, it's not the bloating that causes pain, but rather that the uterus is having contractions to tear its inner lining apart. That's where the blood comes from. It's both blood and dead tissue.
Think about that. Once a month a woman's reproductive organs literally start to shred themselves.
Fucking metal.
>>46150702
>I really, really, REALLY don't like girls.
Well that's unfortunate.
>>46189150
Evolution is a dick for making periods a thing in the first place. Only humans and mice truly have them
>>46159977
Why not cut out the middleman and use Gloryborn armor? It is literally there to make slutty armor exactly as protective as fullplate.
>>46189150
Even then, it would still be the time of the month when guys think about petting you and/or putting it in your butt more than anything else.
>>46189414
Oh my god, I had no idea this was a real thing. Wow. Learn something new every day, I guess.
I wish I had the self-assurance to take advantage of htis.
>>46176337
This same thing happened to me as well, except he everyday faked good way past boarder security and returned home after his visa expired.
Dunno where he went though lol
>>46150974
Shit that never happened.
>>46184906
>>46189071
Back in highschool did you ever date a girl that went around bragging about how many dicks she had seen and how her blowjobs were the best? And then when you actually pull out your dong for her to blow you it turns out you're actually her first and she has no idea what she's doing? Something like that.
She can have a big imagination and all the ideas in the world, but when it comes to actually executing some of those ideas she gets nervous, sweaty, fucks it up, apologizes profusely, unties you, and it's up to you to save the rest of the evening.
>>46190286
>Back in highschool did you ever date a girl
>>46190286
Yeah....then it turned out she wasn't bragging and had been around the block more than once and i got an STD. gonnorhea hurts.
>>46178904
suddenly tsundere out of fucking nowhere
>>46150857
Well it certainly doesn't sound like an ice one!
>>46151201
If the post that dude was responding to was intended as a joke you should give up on comedy. Forever.
>>46190286
>Back in highschool did you ever date a girl that went around bragging about how many dicks she had seen and how her blowjobs were the best? And then when you actually pull out your dong for her to blow you it turns out you're actually her first and she has no idea what she's doing? Something like that.
Had this exact thing happen except in college. Actually, thinking about it I might have learned about 4chan from her.
>>46150974
Disgusting.
I bet your games are "fun," too.
>>46161663
Who the hell is Kent?
>>46162972
Kinda seems all over the place to me.
>>46179532
Not really. Maybe /s/ or /h/. That shit was way too tame to be /d/.
>>46150974
Hold the fucking implant thought spell, she lived on a fucking road?
>>46179532
>>46193881I don't really know if I'd count that as explicit as any of those. I kind of figured the post was /e/ at most while I was writing it
>>46176404
What on Earth was the rest of the party doing while this went down?
>>46176488
If you want Genghis Khan to leave, you're going to have to do more than just ask
>>46195460
I have some idea on how to make Mongolians go away.
>>46195687
Cause that worked so well for ChinachinachinachinachinachinaChina
>>46195754
settle down robo rubio My wall involves making the mongorians pay for it!WE will march at dawn and erect a wall with the bones of their slain soldiers we will make shyna great again
>>46150826
>I'm mad
>mad about tits
Cry more, gaylord
>>46176337
Craig?
>>46195877
Yeah, that's right. Fuck you, David.
>>46150826
I always wonder why people put so much effort into pointing out how ineffective chainmail bikinis and the like would be. Nobody's saying they work in real life. It's only when they don't fit the setting or the tone that they're an actual fault.
>>46168845
Don't men NORMALLY shave every day? I know I do, otherwise I get "Hello! Look at me, I am a Hobo!" tier stubble.
I really should get my pubic area waxed tho. If I don't shave it, the hairs make me chafe and give me really moodkilling papercuts. But if I shave, I get ingrown hairs that look and feel pretty damn uncomfortable. Is there some realistic way to get my hair removed from my crotch without either burning my junk or making me look like a fag?
>>46196771
Well you're a fag for wanting a completely smooth crotch. Most people shave or nair their sack and trim their pubes to a nice managable and pleasing to the eye mat. Nair gives best results and less chance of cutting your shit but it does require you to suck it up and not be a pussy for 10ish mins.
>>46196679
They think they're clever for pointing it out.
>>46167947
>Since the neckbeard was RPing it, i couldn't stop him.
No. If you see that one player's RPing makes others uncomfortable to the point when they're considering leaving, you tell him to stop or tone down his behavior.
>>46164545
You have not truly lived, until you have gotten some sweet librarian loving.
>>46196679
It's backlash against "BUT ITS FANTASY WHY DO YOU WANT EVEN ANY TINY BIT OF REALISM"
>>46196805
The is nair?
>>46189360
Allprimates and rodents, as far as I know. It's an unfortunate side effect of having a hemochiral placenta, which allows the fetus to get more nutrients. Without it human brains (which is a complex organ that needs a lot of energy to grow) would not be able to develop, or the pregnancy would take much longer (mice have it so their fetuses can develop faster, which is useful when their entire survival strategy is breeding faster than they get killed). It's not an optimal or even efficient system, having a ton of side effects, but evolution pretty much consists of throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.
Maybe the reason why Eldar (and elves sometimes) are described as heving really long pregnancies. Their fetuses grow slower but in exchange they don't bleed out of their vagina every month and have less complications during pregnancy (although Eldar pregnancy is mentioned to be both extremely long and very laborous, so that might not add up).
>>46190286
>but when it comes to actually executing some of those ideas she gets nervous, sweaty, fucks it up, apologizes profusely, unties you, and it's up to you to save the rest of the evening.
Tbh that sounds kind of cute.
Although I don't think /tg/ is the best place to start a post with "Back in highschool did you ever date a girl...".
At least in my defence the higschool I went was fucking tiny and we had like 7 girls in my class, three of whom were actually attractive and of those one had a boyfriend since before starting highschool and another had no interest in relationships.
>>46196974
Nair is a hair removal product.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nair_(hair_removal)
>>46178885
>>46178904
>>46196974
Hair removal cream. Wipe on, slight burning feeling pussies complain about sets in, remove after 10 mins using warm water. Makes you smooth as a baby though i'd recommend nair for men since plain nair is the female formula and doesn't work well on mens thicker coarser hair.
P.S. Its like icy hot in that washing off with anything below body temp will feel like you lit your sack on fire.
>>46150826
The fact that it's another woman committing the massacre is super hot
>>46197287
Eh. Maybe if she was hot as hell like the others than yeah. But thats just an artist making a shit statement by having normie and her smart armor killing all the hot impractical bimbos so that does tone down the actual hotness and pit the whole "its smut" angle into serious question.
>>46189150
>>46189360
>>46197160
Relevant:
>>46197245
Not that anon, but does that work well? I am super hairy legs and the rest of me has barely any so I was wondering if something like that would be a good solution to that problem
>>46199263
Go for it but shaving your shit is kinda gay and having silky smooth hairless shit is even worse. It will however make your legs and anything else in your body hairless. Just make sure you get full even coverage or else it gets patchy.
>>46199338
But anon, baras are the gayest of gays.
>>46178904
>a tome I read from the East
topkek
that reference would have been cooler without the boxed lunch thingy, tho
>>46166767
ESPECIALLY forERP.
>>46191022
she's just being defensive. Nobody appreciates her natural remedies.
>>46150146
>that girl that thinks she can be intimidating or 'psycho'
>that girl that just ruins the game by grabbing for attention with 'lol so psycho' behavior.
>>46195687
>>46195754
>>46195771
Consider this:
China built a wall to keep the Mongolians out.
It did not work.
China is beating us. China.
Logically our wall would not beat the Mongolians.If history taught me anything it's that they will just go around/go destroy everything else while waiting for siege engineers to get through the walls.
>>46190286
You literally just took a plot from hentai.
>>46203685
>A landlocked state built a wall to keep out one of the greatest cavalry forces the world has ever seen
>it didn't work
>therefore, a wall spanning two bodies of water simply cannot work against a horde of largely uncoordinated drug runners and landscapers
And I was not aware that low-income carpenters pass for 'siege engineers' these days.
>>46204028
>You can travel from San Diego to Baja California on a childrens' inflatable raft
>Therefore, it's impossible to do so in reverse
Ask the Floridians how well all that water keeps the Cubans out.
>>46204025
...Source?
>>46189548
You mean I get to run around as a werewolf, shredding my enemies, and guys will want to fuck me even MORE???
I can deal.
>>46204389A lot of those guys would be literal wolves though.
>>46204467
As a werewolf, such trivial differences mean little to me.
And now it's time for me to spill bloodin more ways than one
>That shitposter who keeps posting one line of greentext tangentially related to tabletop and continues to get replies
>>46204028
>uncoordinated drug runners
I can think of a lot of negative things about drug runners, but uncoordinated isn't one of them. You honestly think organizations that already build air conditioned tunnels and one use submarines to get their drugs into the United States will be stymied by some chain link or reinforced concrete?
>>46204630
>Assuming it's just one
Sooner or later you have to face the music anon
>>46150146
>>46150308
>>46151140
>>46151383
Biggest mistake of my life was hooking up with a girl like that someone invited to a game once.
She kept calling me "Wolf" or "Stud" and several other awkward names in front of everyone.
Bitch, I only held your hand.
>>46204891
>handholding
You deserved it you slut.
>>46204891
>holding her hand and not taking responsibility
Fuck you.
>>46204891
from the sound of your tone you should be glad that lead to your one sexual experience
>>46204891
>"Wolf"
>>46204509
What happens if you get knocked up by a wolf and give birth in human form? Seriously, I'm trying to wrap my head around it. I'm sure relevant settings have already mapped this one out.
>>46204509
>>46204467
>>46204389
guys please don't make me fap to this thread again
>>46204980
guys c'mon please
>>46204980
In exalted: beastmen.
Or whatever the fuck you want it to be, if you invested into breeding magikz.
>>46205038
>again
What was the first time?
>>46167529
>You all just sat there in silence and let him do it, possibly while fantasizing about how cool you'd look if you punched him in the face and said something badass that made her fall for you, right?
Wrong.
I also masturbated afterwards.
>>46205158
The more I learn about Exalted the more it sounds like someone's magical realm.
>>46197977
It's like reading the plot to a body horror film.
>>46204891
>I only held your hand.
And you didn't take responsibility?
DEFILER
>>46205259
It's literally a system where every PC is a special snowflake chosen one, "exalted" above all the lowly vanilla humans.
>>46160146
In my experience, it's always ludicrously evil assassins/mages for their first characters.
>>46154143
She sounds like a blast to play with. The goliath character made me spit-take. She's a keeper.
>>46167627
I'm having flashbacks to Daken hitting n Ares in Dark Avengers. That's hilarious and gross!
>>46182940
>not having your browser automatically clear all your info every time you close it
it's like you guys like being part of the botnet
>>46150146
My first DnD campaign was me DMing for 4 girls and a gay dude and it was the only campaign in which anybody's characters ever got laid. Funnily enough, it was the nerdiest and most reserved among them. She was playing a druid and she took it upon herself to try to hook up with a quiet, shy carriage driver in the caravan they were escorting.She succeeded.
>>46204389
I would imagine your rear where the flailing claws can't reach will be pretty much the only safe spot nearby, so taking you from there is not only hot but also entirely reasonable.
Well, it's either that or putting you in sturdy collar and chains first then pacifying you by heavy petting.
>>46205038
Well, this is usually the point where we should stop discussing such things hereand take it to IRC or instant messenger of choice.
