Let's do a thing /tg/
Popular vote wins
>name: Horatio
>gender: male
Whatever class you want
>>46111139
>Bard
>>46111139
Argentomancer.
Become the money wizard.
>>46111139
gunslinger
>>46111139
Rocket Puncher
>>46111065
>Only two genders
>>46111139
Upper
>>46111139
Rider Kicker
>>46111139
Bear puncher.. and he wields bearheads on his hands for maximum bearpunching!
>>46111193
This
>>46111139
Memetic Bard. He creates tunes that you can't get out of your head.
>>46111193
>>46111779
Disco Bandit
How about a heavy metal bard like Jack Black in BrĂ¼tal Legend?
>>46111139
Disco Bandit
>>46111065
Genderfluid squirrelkin
>>46111139
Speed Painter
Singing bard, no instruments.
>>46111139
Trash collector.
>>46111624
This
>>46112073
I want this
are we supposed to take the picture and edit it ourselves?
I'm taking over the thread now, after this post. dubs picks the class
>>46114020
Chainsaw juggler
>>46111139
Blood Knight.
>>46114020
dominatrix
>>46111139
Wizard
>>46114020
pig farmer
>>46114020
cthulhu smith
>>46114020
Disco Butler
>>46114020
Onii-chan
>>46114020
If double digits, these are the options:
>miglascion
An rangraving emigrander who chĂ¼rertises boanĂmamitals.
>pronotipsion
A hesexiliate ononglolinge who graphattis examalles and tycophantitans
>eelthonist
An angixalia yogamĂ¡stechy who vispeteases braciophules.
>signÓ•gis
An aciclerito whose vicacentre ciphelters auspitznas and auspichaves.
>skelevator
An escalifter who dumboucages bonveyorms and calalumers.
>schagermystic
An anempieren purealist who holopectiveres khenossial aqulinins.
>morquerĂ³n
A thatonghoid firembius who excaborts whisconic chrebilians.
>barberain
A mersarian jacculatext who bareards and schizoscuttles.
>czarwyphe
An ardalpitten lochlife who previvaults tubangonem sornsumen.
>situritĂ¡n
A swagodin oppressiopeia who hierapparchs whollow chasmorten.
Pimp
>>46114415
Disco skelevator
>>46114020infernal neckbeard of gluttony
>>46114020
a midget luchador
>>46114020
a gold farmer
>>46114020
Animal Husbandry Bard
>>46114415
>>46114448
>>46114020
Skelevator!
>>46114020
a chimera pig who will eat two other creatures in this adventure only to add to its majesticness
>>46114020
coleslaw salesmen
>>46114020
Inventor of Languages
>>46114020
a paladin with a horrendous charisma
>>46114020
Almond Activator
>>46114020
King of the Monsters
>>>46114020
a.. fighter dualwielding towershields
>>46114020
Lipomancer!
>>46114020
Apparel Teleporter. (Can teleport any form of clothing he sees to anywhere he can see. Whether it be a steel chest plate or a pair of undies.)
>>46114020
a catapillar who will evolve a la Re:Monster
Checker of Double Digits.
>>46114020
prank mage.
>>46114020
a numbermancer
>>46114020
a fox
>>46114800
Winner
>>46114800
Amazing, I wonder what we will do as a fox.
>>46114800
do how does one be a fox? What sorta class skills/abilities to they have?
>>46114860
fur, tails
>>46114873
we could do something like naruto with Horatio having multiple tails
protective fur
tunnel digging abilities
smell?
>>46114860
Smugness, more smugness.
>>46114897
foxiness?
>>46114924
>Foxiness
LIke Foxy from Drawn Together!
Good job you now have the class of fox.
>>46114955
It's just like how I imagined it would be.
Now let's roll for a quest!
>>46114977
Our quest is to find someone as mentally challenged as us and yiff.
>>46114955
Get off to scat-gore porn
>>46114977
Steal 3 chicken.
No violence, only rap battles.
>>46115042
this
be a bard fox
>>46114020
Fedora samurai
>>46114955
Vote for Donald Trump
>>46115055
WINRAR
>>46114955
what do we do now? Just roll for dubs?
>>46114955
hang on im posting the quest dubs.
>>46114955
Starting zone
>Final Destination
Subrace time:
>>46115169
Feces golem
>>46114955
roll those dubs
11 for save the princess
22 for haunted house
33 for pirate adventure
44 defeat the vampire queen
55 save christmas
66 stop the aliens
77 defeat the necromancer
88 become the swolist
99 become the richest
>>46115209
What about 00?
>>46115243
You walk into town looking like a fox
>>46115209
rollin'
>>46115209
c'mon quads!
>>46115209
Let's kill Carmilla.
>>46115150
Underrated post
>>46115209
rollan
>>46115209
the quest to become the tennis king
>>46115209
>>46115348
I'll get the wooden stake.
>>46115209
>44 defeat the vampire queen
no. If I get 44 we will romance the vampire queen
>>46115388
Swoliest is okay too.
Become the manliest and biggest fox ever
>>46115388
SWOLE QUEST IT IS!
so we are a dude named horatio, a wannabe fox and on a quest to become.. big?
Fine.. I roll do do pushups
You are now horatio the fox class. Having been just kicked out of the house for not being swole enough,your quest is now to become swole
>>46115598
Check items
>>46115598
Eat some live chickens. Gotta bulk first.
>>46115638
>>46115721
clearly we need to bulk up.
Take the socks and fill them with rocks and then put them on. Weighted clothing bitches!
>>46115653
I don't see any chicken from right here
>>46115773
turtles are filled with protein. Kill it Super Mario-style and eat it.
Then wear the shield like that old dude from DBZ
>>46115773
Befriend turtle
>>46115773
Offer to wrestle the turtle.
I'm not sure Whether to kill it or not
also the socks are painful now
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>46115885
Roll to attack the turtle
>>46115885
no pain no gain Horatio.
Maybe we should tie the turtle to our wrist as a makeshift weight
>>46115885
Remove rock socks from feet, use to bludgeon the turtle.
you kicked the turtle he retreated into his shell
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>46116050
Elbow drop the underbelly
>>46116050
Pick up the turtle, place in inventory. We just got a new friend.
>>46116050
Try diplomacy to lure it out.
>>46116050
Shit in its general direction.
>>46116050
just look at that son of a bitch.. hiding in his shell like some evolved snail. Look for the shiny part which naturally would be the weak point of the turtle. Then strike with maximum force!
>>46116076
>>46116090
>>46116097
You fail to break his underbelly with your elbow drop, the turtle can't understand you, so you put him in your inventory
>>46116207
go to the furry gym
>>46116207
Ferociously fuck it
>>46116414
Reroll
>>46116207
take it to town
look for a turtle butcher
try to fight anything else living we find on the way
>>46116207
Follow the road.
We have to arrive at that town, before dusk.
>>46116207
Find Gai-sensei and beg to become his pupil
>>46115721
X3
that was on purpose wasnt it
>>46116207
seconding go to furry gym
>>46118557
>>46116298
>>46118749
Run away its clearly a trap
Horatio is a Foxman nit a furry
>>46119054
I thought he was just a man who was trained by foxes?
>>46118749
You can't fool me, I know this trick. Turn the sign around.
>>46118749
That bush looks mighty suspicious. Throw the turtle at it.
>>46119297
>>46119402
what do we win?
>>46119731
>>46119816
feast on delicious turtle meat
we gotta bulk to get swole
poor turtle
>>46122992
we shouldn't have tossed it :(
>>46119816
Wouldn't it have gone back into its shell when we picked it up?
>>46123190
how does turtles work?
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>46119816
perception check
>>46119816
You fucking monster.
Then again, it had to be done, one cannot simply be a pacifist on the way to true swoledom. Blood must be sacrificed to the swole gods. Unsuspecting turtle blood.
>>46123322
same way babby is formed
>>46123875
there seems to be something strange about this dead turtle.. But you can't quite put your paw on what it is
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>46124297
Rolling to crush
>>46124336
It doesn't seem to do anything.
>>46124564
The turtle is clearly hiding his swolness inside his chelonian fortress. Apologize for striking him in our foolishness and vow to learn from the muscle turtle
Eat it and use the shell as a buckler
>>46124729
make a begging check to see if it is succesful
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>46125097
>>46125206
the turtle agrees to take you on as a student and teach you the ways of swoleness
>>46125097
>>46125399
This feels backwards somehow.
>>46128456
a master of swole trained by the master. wouldn't be surprised if bro-tle took out a badge that said "Splinter certified" on there
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>46125399
challenge turtle-sensei to spar
use kamehameha blast
rolling to hit
>Quest to get swole
I think ya'll know what masters we gotta train under
>>46128714
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